2010 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Suspect Chin]

Neither of these teams have any business in the playoffs this year.

[Kevin]

Wow, great D on both sides.

[Ritalin]

Damn Giants.

[TripleSkeet]

I cant believe they let these bums take the lead.

[Ritalin]

Yo 26.

They pay you to tackle.

Ole.

[K.C.]

Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Snoogans]

this game is retarded. I feel like Im watchin the WAC

[TripleSkeet]

I love Desean Jackson...but once again, no rest for the defense.

[Kevin]

Wow.

[epo]

These defenses are hideous....but it does make for good TV.

[Ritalin]

Whoo!

(don't dance around, Jackson. Lot of game
left)

[Suspect Chin]

Akers? More like Faker.

[KnoxHarrington]

I always root for someone to fumble when they start showboating before they actually have the ball in the end zone.

[lleeder]

I shouldn't have taken the under.

[K.C.]

Alright, Nicks is retarded.

[Snoogans]

Alright, Nicks is retarded.

he is having the worst big night ever

[Kevin]

Again..

We are lucky Mcnabb is hideous.

[K.C.]

Yeah, receivers have only been wide open up and down the field on both sides all night....try an inside handoff on 3rd and 5.

Love Tom Coughlin.

[underdog]

I always root for someone to fumble when they start showboating before they actually have the ball in the end zone.

He's done it before.

[underdog]

I hate Bill Simmons for making me realize this, but if Brees goes to Miami instead of New Orleans, there's no wildcat and we don't have to watch these awful attempts to fool the opposing team.

And Vick would actually be QBing a team somewhere.

[K.C.]

And Vick would actually be QBing a team somewhere.

In the UFL.

Lest you forget nobody in the NFL wanted him, and the judge mandated he had to take the highest contract offer as part of his bankruptcy settlement (which was the UFL).

The Eagles actually did him a favor more than anything.

[Kevin]

What a hideous defense this is.

[Kevin]

Im not even mad anymore.

This team is just not good enough.

From the coaching on down.

[K.C.]

If Manningham could drag his feet, this game would be tied.

[Suspect Chin]

Why the hell did the Giants try the onside kick? They had plenty of time outs and time left to kick it deep.

It was going to come down to a defensive stop no matter what.

[K.C.]

First place.

[PapaBear]

Prediction...

In an historic first, no one will win the NFC East this year.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hate Bill Simmons for making me realize this, but if Brees goes to Miami instead of New Orleans, there's no wildcat and we don't have to watch these awful attempts to fool the opposing team.

And Vick would actually be QBing a team somewhere.

Didn't something happen that the Jets were involved in the mix for Brees/Rivers back in the day?

[Kevin]

First place.

You guys will go nowhere with that D and Mcnabb as QB.

No sour grapes.

This Giant team just isnt good enough and i admit it.

But you will never win with Mcnabb as your QB.

[GregoryJoseph]

Well, my Vikings and my Eagles both won today!

I hope I'm just as fortunate next week when I'm pulling for the Chargers and the Redskins!

[jauble]

Well, my Vikings and my Eagles both won today!

I hope I'm just as fortunate next week when I'm pulling for the Chargers and the Redskins!

I still am happy that your Texans were humbled a few weeks back.

[PapaBear]

Well, my Vikings and my Eagles both won today!

I hope I'm just as fortunate next week when I'm pulling for the Chargers and the Redskins!
Slut.

[TripleSkeet]

Well, my Vikings and my Eagles both won today!

I hope I'm just as fortunate next week when I'm pulling for the Chargers and the Redskins!

This is where you set yourself up for heartbreak.

[PapaBear]

This is where you set yourself up for heartbreak.
Nah... Now that most of their starters are injured, they're not half bad.

[K.C.]

You guys will go nowhere with that D and Mcnabb as QB.

No sour grapes.

This Giant team just isnt good enough and i admit it.

But you will never win with Mcnabb as your QB.



We'll see. The Saints don't exactly play defense either.

I'm not biting on the McNabb comment. I've had that debate too much for a lifetime. The guy will never get the credit he deserves.

[GregoryJoseph]

Slut.

Ha!

I've just decided that it's more fun to root AGAINST certain teams than to root for one.

The Bengals and the Giants are the two I detest most in the NFL and I'll root against them every week until they play one another.

Then I guess I'll root for a tie.

[jauble]

I'll root against them every week until they play one another. Then I guess I'll root for a tie.

Thats when I pull for a plane crash into the stadium.

[epo]

By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Al Michaels talking about the NFC Wild Card being "crazy". With three weeks left, there are only three realistic possibilities for the 2 spots. (minus the NFC East division winner)

Just stupid.

[sailor]

By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Al Michaels talking about the NFC Wild Card being "crazy". With three weeks left, there are only three realistic possibilities for the 2 spots. (minus the NFC East division winner)

Just stupid.

cowboys, giants, packers?

the afc is where it's crazy. not counting the division leaders, there are 8 teams with records from 8-5 to 6-7

[epo]

cowboys, giants, packers?

The Eagles and Packers have 9 wins. Cowboys have 8, Giants have 7.

Top East is in as division winner, next 2 are wildcards. That's not "crazy" is pretty simple.

[sailor]

The Eagles and Packers have 9 wins. Cowboys have 8, Giants have 7.

Top East is in as division winner, next 2 are wildcards. That's not "crazy" is pretty simple.

so, yes?

[epo]

so, yes?

I was just wondering what the fuck Al Michaels was possibly thinking.

Yes the AFC is a beautiful clusterfuck, the NFC is as easy as it gets.

[keithy_19]

I was just wondering what the fuck Al Michaels was possibly thinking.

Yes the AFC is a beautiful clusterfuck, the NFC is as easy as it gets.

Probably crazy as in it can go to several teams. Not the best choice of words, but I understand.

I like Michaels. It's that Colinsworth I can't stand. Though I like Colinsworth more than Buck and Aikman and Gruden.

[sailor]

I was just wondering what the fuck Al Michaels was possibly thinking.

Yes the AFC is a beautiful clusterfuck, the NFC is as easy as it gets.

yeah, three divisions are still up for grabs, every team in the south has a shot and three teams can still win the east. in short, 11 out of 15 teams have a shot at the remaining 5 spots with indy having already clinched around thanksgiving. i think he just mixed the two up and was embarrassed to admit it.

[Fallon]

I feel asleep and missed most of the 4th quarter. Did the Giants defense get better?

[epo]

yeah, three divisions are still up for grabs, every team in the south has a shot and three teams can still win the east. in short, 11 out of 15 teams have a shot at the remaining 5 spots with indy having already clinched around thanksgiving. i think he just mixed the two up and was embarrassed to admit it.

Either that or he was thrilled with himself for betting the over on the game.

[TripleSkeet]

Either that or he was thrilled with himself for betting the over on the game.

He definitely does too. I love his little comments that only a gambler would get. Like when it hits the over and he says something like "Well that touchdown may have put them OVER the top" and he even emphasizes the word. Its hilarious.

[Kevin]

I feel asleep and missed most of the 4th quarter. Did the Giants defense get better?



No...

[disneyspy]

where are all of snoogans rowdy friends?

rowdy friend #231 checkin in buddays

[Suspect Chin]

Pleeeease don't be hurt Kurt, I'm depending on you this week.

[Suspect Chin]

Now I wish this old bastard would've gotten hurt.

[Suspect Chin]

Is there any need for anyone but Gruden in the booth? He does color, analysis, and a little play-by-play. He talks more than the other two combined.

[spoon]

Really? You NEED the Thanksgiving Day games to be compelling? There isn't anything you could be doing with your family on that day that isn't bigger than a Detroit Lions football game?



Really? So those 40/50 year traditions of families traveling to the games isn't good for those economies? You want to kill that tradition so that you have a "better game" on Thanksgiving?

Once again, this comes down to a fundamental question of who the NFL is. If the NFL starts throwing out its few traditions, its nothing more than a cheap commodity and will eventually cycle itself out of being the #1 sport in this country.


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I agree with Carl!

[underdog]

Chris Henry suffers very serious injuries in crash (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/121609-Henry-car-crash)

Some places are reporting death.

[underdog]

Chris Henry suffers very serious injuries in crash (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/121609-Henry-car-crash)

Some places are reporting death.

I wonder if there are any golf club involved :

Police told the Kentucky Post that Henry fell out of the back of the bed of a truck driven by his fiance. They told the paper that Henry had jumped into the truck as it was driven away by his fiance.

The Charlotte Observer reported that Henry's fiance, who has not yet been named, attempted to drive away from him following a "domestic situation," according to police.

[KnoxHarrington]

There's only been one actual report Henry is dead so far, and it looks like it might be a fake.

Fox Sports is reporting that Henry is on life support.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/121609-Bengals-Henry

[spoon]

definitely sounds like a golf club type event.

[hammersavage]

Chris Henry....dead!

[bobsnin]

too bad. i'm a huge bengals fan. he had really started to point his life in the right direction.

[underdog]

Chris Henry....dead!

My keeper football team is cursed. CURSED I SAY!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

RIP Chris Henry

He was turning his life around...



he was comic relief on my fantasy football bench he used to Joke around with Fred Davis (who scored 2 TDs last week)

Henry and Peyton Manning donated lots of Fantasy Money to Fantasy Charities

[topless_mike]

no room for dead weight on rosters. cut him, hippo.


wait, too soon?

[Suspect Chin]

Maybe his fiance found out he had a dozen other women scattered throughout the country.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2009/12/17/sports/sports-uk-nfl-henry.html

Henry has died from injuries suffered earlier this week in a fall from a pickup truck, CNN reported on Thursday.

The team said on its website that Henry was on life support following the accident in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Police said Henry "came out" of the back of a pickup truck being driven by his fiancee, the Charlotte Observer reported on Wednesday.

Henry has been on injured reserve with the Bengals since November 9 due to a dislocated forearm.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season.

Henry has 12 catches for two touchdowns this season.

[Snoogans]

they have the Bengals PC on ESPN right now and its fuckin sad

[TheGameHHH]

raise your hand if you didn't see this one coming.......

yea, i thought so.

[jauble]

Dallas Clark keeps his eye on that ball. Jacksonville can put up 3 every drive it won't matter.

[underdog]

Dallas Clark keeps his eye on that ball. Jacksonville can put up 3 every drive it won't matter.

I love Jacksonville v Indy games because you get to see the "genius" that is Jack del Rio. They destroy Indy with the run for three quarters and then just abandon it and lose.

[jauble]

I love Jacksonville v Indy games because you get to see the "genius" that is Jack del Rio. They destroy Indy with the run for three quarters and then just abandon it and lose.

I have always thought of you as somewhat of an ass. But each post brings me closer to you.

[jauble]

I have always thought of you as somewhat of an ass. But each post brings me closer to you.

2 drives two touchdowns.

[underdog]

I have always thought of you as somewhat of an ass. But each post brings me closer to you.

I am an ass.

[Suspect Chin]

Holy crap you can watch this game live and free on nfl.com. I wish I would've known that all season.

[Ritalin]

I have always thought of you as somewhat of an ass. But each post brings me closer to you.

that is both rapey and cummy.

[jauble]

that is both rapey and cummy.

Its like Po and Doc K had a man baby.

[Suspect Chin]

Ok maybe it's not completely live online. They keep going away from the game to analyze the last drive and fantasy starters this week, meanwhile, the Colts just scored.

[Suspect Chin]

Defense is all but gone in this league anymore.

I'd be interested to see an average combined final score stat and how it's changed over the years.

[Suspect Chin]

Damn Colts won another one in the last minute.

[hammersavage]

14-0

[Suspect Chin]

14-0

They aren't a Super Bowl team though I don't think, just really really lucky.

[hammersavage]

They aren't a Super Bowl team though I don't think, just really really lucky.

there is only one team in the AFC who can beat them and that's the Chargers

[underdog]

They aren't a Super Bowl team though I don't think, just really really lucky.

Good teams usually get lucky. Bad teams lose close games.

[jauble]

14-0

FTW

Thank you coach Caldwell for playing the starters and giving us an exciting game to watch.

I did yell obscenities while watching the game.

[underdog]

there is only one team in the AFC who can beat them and that's the Chargers

Eh, I think the Patriots, as bad as they look sometimes, could definitely give them a challenge and possibly beat them.

[Suspect Chin]

there is only one team in the AFC who can beat them and that's the Chargers

Any one of these teams they beat in the last couple minutes could have beat them if one or two plays had gone the other way.

[hammersavage]

Eh, I think the Patriots, as bad as they look sometimes, could definitely give them a challenge and possibly beat them.

I'm off the Pats Kool-Aid. There is no 'don't piss the Patriots off' anymore. They are good but have no secondary and lost their invincibility when they blew it against the Colts the first time. The dynasty ended that night.

[foodcourtdruide]

there is only one team in the AFC who can beat them and that's the Chargers

Anything can happen in the playoffs, but right now I'd say the Colts are the best team in football. They've beaten better teams than the Saints. Though I think if they played on neutral field itd be a pick 'em game.

[hammersavage]

Any one of these teams they beat in the last couple minutes could have beat them if one or two plays had gone the other way.

let's say they lost two or 3 of them. They'd still be in 1st in the AFC.

[underdog]

I'm off the Pats Kool-Aid. There is no 'don't piss the Patriots off' anymore. They are good but have no secondary and lost their invincibility when they blew it against the Colts the first time. The dynasty ended that night.

I agree to all of that, but Colts / Pats is basically a inter-division game. The two teams always play each other super close. Anything can happen.

[hammersavage]

I agree to all of that, but Colts / Pats is basically a inter-division game. The two teams always play each other super close. Anything can happen.

anything can happen indeed. No one has played the Colts better in the playoffs in the last 5 years than the Chargers but I guess the Pats could still play a perfect game and pull it off.

[jauble]

I agree to all of that, but Colts / Pats is basically a inter-division game. The two teams always play each other super close. Anything can happen.

Truf...that is the biggest regular season game in my opinion and the outcome does not reflect on what may happen in the playoffs. "Slumping" or not you can never look past the Pats. I hope the Chargers all fall out of pickup trucks. Two dangerous teams. To say that the Colts are just lucky is horseshit. Lucky teams don't consistently make plays to win the game in the 4th quarter.

[underdog]

anything can happen indeed. No one has played the Colts better in the playoffs in the last 5 years than the Chargers but I guess the Pats could still play a perfect game and pull it off.

I guess it's the playoffs (and Peyton Manning) so anything could happen in general.

[hammersavage]

Yea but anything can happen on any given Sunday in the National Football League. Or Saturday if need be.

[Suspect Chin]

let's say they lost two or 3 of them. They'd still be in 1st in the AFC.

Right but they only have to lose one once the playoffs start.

They had very close games against Baltimore, New England, Jacksonville, Miami, and Houston. All teams that are still in the hunt.

[jauble]

Right but they only have to lose one once the playoffs start.


I don't know how you are not a fox sports broadcaster.

(we can be friends again come baseball season)

[Suspect Chin]

Truf...that is the biggest regular season game in my opinion and the outcome does not reflect on what may happen in the playoffs. "Slumping" or not you can never look past the Pats. I hope the Chargers all fall out of pickup trucks. Two dangerous teams. To say that the Colts are just lucky is horseshit. Lucky teams don't consistently make plays to win the game in the 4th quarter.

Of course its not all luck and I agree, they are one of the best teams right now in the league. My point is just that its not as foregone as it has been in the past years. Should make for very exciting playoffs this way.

[Suspect Chin]

I don't know how you are not a fox sports broadcaster.

(we can be friends again come baseball season)

I grew up in Indiana, so I'm rooting for the Colts. I'm just dropping truth bombs (in my opinion), and making painfully obvious points while I'm at it..

[epo]

They are like Hippos Picks....but fun.

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[epo]

It sounds like Lovie Smith is keeping his job!

[NateCantDance]

:thumbup: Love seeing Lovie in the NFC North!

[epo]

:thumbup: Love seeing Lovie in the NFC North!

I feel the same way about Brad Childress too.

[Suspect Chin]

Damn it, another night of ham and egging it up without the NFL network.

I guess I'll watch the game on their half ass website.

[GregoryJoseph]

Damn it, another night of ham and egging it up without the NFL network.

I've got it.

Wanna come over?

[RhinoinMN]

you can come to my place too.

[K.C.]

Damn it, another night of ham and egging it up without the NFL network.

I guess I'll watch the game on their half ass website.

I thought everyone has it now?

Didn't NFL Network sign a deal to get it on the main cable packages, or was that just Comcast?

[Fallon]

Why is "Thursday Night Kickoff" on NFL net?

Why can't they just change it to Saturday?

Dicks.

[GregoryJoseph]

I thought everyone has it now?

Didn't NFL Network sign a deal to get it on the main cable packages, or was that just Comcast?

Just Comcast.

The Dolans (who own both Cablevision and the New York Rangers) are such scumbags.

I switched to Verizon FiOS.

[JimBeam]

I just found out a friend of mine, who's a bit of a gambler and always gets free stuff from the casinos, got free hotel and tickets to the Cowboys/Saints game from Harrah's.

He took our other friend who's a Cowboy fan like him but totally neglected his friend that is a Saints fan and has many connections in Louisiana.

Bastards.

[K.C.]

Just Comcast.

The Dolans (who own both Cablevision and the New York Rangers) are such scumbags.

I switched to Verizon FiOS.


I'd have FiOS now too, except Comcast is playing games with the local sports franchises to keep as many games off Verizon as possible.

Verizon sued for the right to carry Comcast SportsNet and won, so in response, Comcast started airing a lot of games on their TCN channel, which is still exclusive to them.

[Suspect Chin]

I have Charter, which my landlord 'takes care of' for me.

I could get the NFL Network if I wanted to switch companies and start paying.

[K.C.]

Cowboys are surprisingly showing some urgency tonight.

This could be the night. Saints have been primed for a loss the last couple of weeks.

[GregoryJoseph]

14-0 Dallas.

[underdog]

It looks like the Cowboys got sick of hearing all the shit talk over the last week.

Of course, we all know they will eventually disneyspy this up.

[K.C.]

It looks like the Cowboys got sick of hearing all the shit talk over the last week.

Of course, we all know they will eventually disneyspy this up.

Is that better or worse than hammersavaging it?

[underdog]

Is that better or worse than hammersavaging it?

Older.

[underdog]

I love the NFL on cable. ESPN and especially NFL Network don't RUSH to a commercial every time there's a slight break in the action. It's nice.

[Suspect Chin]

I love the NFL on cable. ESPN and especially NFL Network don't RUSH to a commercial every time there's a slight break in the action. It's nice.

I'm watching it on nfl.com and they'll go to studio analysis or commercial in the middle of the game, then tell us what we missed afterward.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm watching it on nfl.com and they'll go to studio analysis or commercial in the middle of the game, then tell us what we missed afterward.

NBC actually shows the Sunday night game in its entirety, live, online. They don't do the "let's cut to some douches talking about the game" thing NFL.com does.

And they wonder why people seek out illegal streams on justin.tv.

[Suspect Chin]

NBC actually shows the Sunday night game in its entirety, live, online. They don't do the "let's cut to some douches talking about the game" thing NFL.com does.

And they wonder why people seek out illegal streams on justin.tv.

I just can't understand why nfl.com thinks we would rather hear their analysts than watch the game. I guess I could understand if they showed commercials during the game, at least that way they are making money to cover the cost of showing the game for free, but there is no point in cutting away from live action to analyze previous plays.

[NateCantDance]

Glad to see NO giving away free points at the half.

[hanso]

Why is "Thursday Night Kickoff" on NFL net?

Why can't they just change it to Saturday?

Dicks.

Hope everyone had a nice xmas.

[GregoryJoseph]

Dreams of an undefeated Super Bowl are slipping away...

[JimBeam]

Yeah that was awful.

It could've been worse though.

Glad to be down only 14.

The Saints need to avoid the penalties both the ones they are actually commiting and the ones the refs seem to be seeing that they are not seeing when the Cowboys do the same things.

I can't cry conspiracy because that makes no sense but some of the calls are questionable.

[lleeder]

How did this shit team win so many games? They wont win a playoff game.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm really starting to like these Cowboys.

Hmmm...

[RhinoinMN]

I'm really starting to like these Cowboys.

Hmmm...

You also have saggy balls. Coincidence?

[NateCantDance]

How did this shit team win so many games? They wont win a playoff game.

Let's hope not!

[GregoryJoseph]

You also have saggy balls. Coincidence?

That's a dirty lie.

[GregoryJoseph]

24-3 Cowboys!

They're running the ball at will.

[lleeder]

24-3 Cowboys!

They're running the ball at will.

We all have NFL Network no need for the updates.

[GregoryJoseph]

We all have NFL Network no need for the updates.

Go fuck yourself.

[lleeder]

Go fuck yourself.

If things dont go well thats a possibilty later.

[GregoryJoseph]

If things dont go well thats a possibilty later.

Pics?

[TripleSkeet]

I knew New Orleans was gonna lose this game. They could only luck out for so long. That defense is going to cost them dearly come playoff time.

Oh well, itll just make it even sweeter when the Eagles go to Dallas and destroy them in January.

[lleeder]

Pics?

http://stuffstickfigurepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nudebeach1.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

http://stuffstickfigurepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nudebeach1.jpg

Shouldn't the chick only be about 3 feet tall?

[lleeder]

Shouldn't the chick only be about 3 feet tall?

If that.

[Fallon]

http://stuffstickfigurepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nudebeach1.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/102rygy.jpg

[underdog]

We all have NFL Network no need for the updates.

:lol:

Go fuck yourself.

Fez?

[TripleSkeet]

http://stuffstickfigurepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nudebeach1.jpg

Whys the guy seem so scared? If The Situation was there that chick would be in the hot tub and not fucking him within minutes.

[keithy_19]

I still have faith that the 'boys will choke.

I LOVE how Roy Williams is the one who opens his mouth but he can't catch a perfectly thrown pass.

[underdog]

I really hope the Saints don't come back. Poor little disneyspy's heart won't be able to take it.

[TripleSkeet]

Looks like I spoke to soon. Oh Dallas, will you guys ever learn to win in December?

[underdog]

Here we go again.

[TripleSkeet]

I hate to break it to this announcer, but this exactly NOT what Tony Romo wants right now.

[underdog]

Flozell Adams is terrible.

[RhinoinMN]

Holy shit, Romo. You need to put a little more mustard on the hitch pass than that!

[keithy_19]

I hate to break it to this announcer, but this exactly NOT what Tony Romo wants right now.

They really love to talk about how great Tony Romo is.

[underdog]

Uh oh.

Rhino, can you please go check on disneyspy? Make sure he's ok.

[GregoryJoseph]

HO-LEEE SHIT!!!

How do you miss a 24 yard FG???

[RhinoinMN]

Holy fucking falidozer!

[underdog]

Mike Vanderjadt gets boo'ed out of the league and no team has a good kicker. Makes sense.

[RhinoinMN]

HO-LEEE SHIT!!!

How do you miss a 24 yard FG???

This one wasn't Romo's fault, but I think that just having him there doesn't help things.

[keithy_19]

Nice. I love this.

Though I don't know why they aren't throwing to the sidelines.

[epo]

I can't wait for Romo to be a Viking.

[RhinoinMN]

Disneyspy just checked in with me. He is very nervous and has changed his Depends twice in the last 10 minutes.

[RhinoinMN]

I can't wait for Romo to be a Viking.

Eat shit.

[keithy_19]

I think Dallas wins this. No miracle.

Brees is holding onto the ball way too long.

[underdog]

You Did It Disneyspy!

[Suspect Chin]

There have been so many games this year where the quarterback gets sacked repeatedly in the last 2 minutes while trying to stage a last minute drive.

You'd think by sending all their guys deep, that the pass rush would be short handed.

[brettmojo]

Wow.

[disneyspy]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??!!!!

[underdog]

There have been so many games this year where the quarterback gets sacked repeatedly in the last 2 minutes while trying to stage a last minute drive.

You'd think by sending all their guys deep, that the pass rush would be short handed.

The majority of the OLs in the NFL are terrible.

[underdog]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!

Thank god you're still alive.

[brettmojo]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!
High five!!!

[Suspect Chin]

The majority of the OLs in the NFL are terrible.

Maybe, but they get remarkably bad in the last 2 minutes.

[brettmojo]

A double firing of Nick Folk and Wade Phillips would make this win complete tonight.

[Baby DEW Year]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??!!!!

Congrats Spy, Romo played lights out! Great game!

[Jughead]

Grats to the Cowboy Fans..Wish we could have a game like that!!!

[underdog]

A double firing of Nick Folk and Wade Phillips would make this win complete tonight.

I'm starting to think Jason Garrett is incredibly overrated, as well. His playcalling was TERRIBLE for a large portion of this game.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm going to practice my kicking.

Can't be worse than that Folk character.

[epo]

Eat shit.

Or maybe you'll get Jay Cutler?

[brettmojo]

I'm going to practice my kicking.

Can't be worse than that Folk character.
What's Kathy Ireland up to? Is she done popping out kids? Get her some cleats.

[razorboy]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??!!!!

Yay! They won a game in December! Who knows what they'll do now!!!??? I'm going to guess they'll lose another game in December.

[RhinoinMN]

What's Kathy Ireland up to? Is she done popping out kids? Get her some cleats.

She only kicks as long as the center is Samoan.

[underdog]

I hate how square Merril Hodges' head is.

[KnoxHarrington]

As shitty as New Orleans played, to almost win after being down 24-3 in the 4th quarter just show some toughness and grit. I think this might be the kick in the ass they need to make a nice deep playoff run.

I'm still seeing a Saints/Colts Super Bowl at this point.

[keithy_19]

I'm still seeing a Giants/Colts Super Bowl at this point.

You're a dreamer. I like that.

[spoon]

As shitty as New Orleans played, to almost win after being down 24-3 in the 4th quarter just show some toughness and grit. I think this might be the kick in the ass they need to make a nice deep playoff run.

I'm still seeing a Saints/Colts Super Bowl at this point.

No chance.

[GregoryJoseph]

Let's go CHARGERS!!!

If San Diego wins and the Pats win, the Bungles will fall to the 4th seed!

L O fucking L!

[GregoryJoseph]

Also, if the Ravens win out and the Bengals lose the rest of their games they'll lose the division and may be out of the playoffs!

[brettmojo]

She only kicks as long as the center is Samoan.
Maybe we can get the Rock to snap her the ball in between making shitty fucking worthless Disney movies.

[epo]

Let's go CHARGERS!!!

If San Diego wins and the Pats win, the Bungles will fall to the 4th seed!

L O fucking L!

You are a sad and pathetic monster.

[hammersavage]

Nick Folk has to be cut immediately.

[EddieMoscone]

Fantasy Football Question:

Do I start Beanie Wells vs. Detroit or Frank Gore vs. Iggles?

[hammersavage]

Beanie is indoors against a horrible defense. Gore is in bad conditions so they might have to rely on the run.

But I lean Beanie

[GregoryJoseph]

At least we're getting a couple of decent games at 4 PM here in the NYC area.

After the Jets-Falcons stink fest at 1, we'll see the Packers-Steelers and the Bengals-Chargers.

[underdog]

I keep trying to tinker with my lineup and it's going to end up fucking me in the end.

Start 2 :

Fred Jackson
Ricky Williams
Brandon Jacobs
Tim Hightower

I'm going with Jacobs and Williams right now, but I keep thinking of swapping out Williams for Jackson.

[epo]

Beanie is indoors against a horrible defense. Gore is in bad conditions so they might have to rely on the run.

But I lean Beanie

Gore.

[Kevin]

I keep trying to tinker with my lineup and it's going to end up fucking me in the end.

Start 2 :

Fred Jackson
Ricky Williams
Brandon Jacobs
Tim Hightower

I'm going with Jacobs and Williams right now, but I keep thinking of swapping out Williams for Jackson.

Take Jacobs out you fool.

His year hasnt been great, and the Redskins have a very good run stopping Dline.

[KnoxHarrington]

With the snow bumping a couple of games to 4:00, the 1PM slot today looks like a garbage dump. The only one of those games that looks interesting at all is Miami/Tennessee.

[Kevin]

At least we're getting a couple of decent games at 4 PM here in the NYC area.

After the Jets-Falcons stink fest at 1, we'll see the Packers-Steelers and the Bengals-Chargers.

You are an awful human being.

To root against the Bengals today of all days.

I weep for your soul, Gregory Joseph..

WEEP FOR IT

[underdog]

Take Jacobs out you fool.

His year hasnt been great, and the Redskins have a very good run stopping Dline.

He usually has huge games against the Skins.

[Kevin]

He usually has huge games against the Skins.

Not the way he is running this year.

And game 1 vs the Skins.

he only got 46yds 0Tds

Avg 2.9 per carry.

[GregoryJoseph]

You are an awful human being.

To root against the Bengals today of all days.

I weep for your soul, Gregory Joseph..

WEEP FOR IT

GO CHARGERS!!!

Speaking of weeping...did you see OchoChokeO crying like a woman the other day?

[underdog]

Not the way he is running this year.

And game 1 vs the Skins.

he only got 46yds 0Tds

Avg 2.9 per carry.

Yeah, I ended up going with Jackson instead. No one up front for the Pats today.

[Kevin]

GO CHARGERS!!!

Speaking of weeping...did you see OchoChokeO crying like a woman the other day?

Not as much as u weeped during your gallbladder pain


SISSY

[GregoryJoseph]

Not as much as u weeped during your gallbladder pain


SISSY

Ha! LIES!

I never shed a tear.

I hope the Bungles are all weeping when they get knocked out of the playoffs.

GO CHARGERS!

GO RAVENS!

GO PATRIOTS!

[sailor]

fantasy football thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83724)

just sayin'

[NateCantDance]

Braylon Edwards just caught a football! He caught it with his hands! HIS HANDS

[foodcourtdruide]

fantasy football thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83724)

just sayin'

Fuck fantasy football. My RB's this year were Michael Turner, Ronnie Brown and Steve Slaton.

[Snoogans]

Fuck fantasy football. My RB's this year were Michael Turner, Ronnie Brown and Steve Slaton.

mine were ray rice and brandon jacobs and im in the finals

[foodcourtdruide]

mine were ray rice and brandon jacobs and im in the finals

Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.

[underdog]

mine were ray rice and brandon jacobs and im in the finals

My team shit the bed last week.

[disneyspy]

im ready for some football,lets go redskins! fuck these games today,they just dont fuckin matter

[disneyspy]

holy crap the lions are going to beat the cardinals

[GregoryJoseph]

I just came in from shoveling snow for the past 2 hours.

Good to see I didn't miss anything in the Jets-Falcons game. :thumbdown:

Same score as when I left it.

[underdog]

Tom Brady does not look good today.

[GregoryJoseph]

I just came in from shoveling snow for the past 2 hours.

Good to see I didn't miss anything in the Jets-Falcons game. :thumbdown:

Same score as when I left it.

Just got out of the shower.

STILL the same score.

[epo]

Just got out of the shower.

STILL the same score.

Is that the monthly bath for you?

Savage.

[K.C.]

Win and in or the Iggles.

[underdog]

A lot of close games today.

[KnoxHarrington]

A lot of close games today.

Yeah, these early games have balanced out the shittiness of the teams in them by being close.

[cougarjake13]

miami tenn game


tenn punts and miami get ball at 2 yd line

tenn has 3 timeouts and miami runs the ball on 1st down content with letting clock go out

for the life of me fisher doesnt use any of the timeouts and goes to overtime

with that field position you could have gotten into fg range easily after miami punted

[underdog]

If KC ties it up, Jerome Harrison will set the all time single game rushing record.

Right now he has 286 yards with 3 TDs.

[underdog]

miami tenn game


tenn punts and miami get ball at 2 yd line

tenn has 3 timeouts and miami runs the ball on 1st down content with letting clock go out

for the life of me fisher doesnt use any of the timeouts and goes to overtime

with that field position you could have gotten into fg range easily after miami punted

Doesn't matter now. They picked Henne and then got a 15 yard penalty called against Miami.

[cougarjake13]

Doesn't matter now. They picked Henne and then got a 15 yard penalty called against Miami.

yeh but why go to ot and take the chance that u dont win coin toss which they didnt when after the 3 timeouts were called and miami punts youd prob catch it somewhere round the 50 plus whatever run back and prob at least 45 sec on clock

[K.C.]

Jerome Harrison > Jim Brown

[spoon]

Nice opening drive!

[underdog]

yeh but why go to ot and take the chance that u dont win coin toss which they didnt when after the 3 timeouts were called and miami punts youd prob catch it somewhere round the 50 plus whatever run back and prob at least 45 sec on clock

I agree. That was dumb.

Nice start , Jay Cutler.

[GregoryJoseph]

Nice opening drive!

We're on our way!

LET'S GO D!

Hold these bums!

[epo]

I agree. That was dumb.

Nice start , Jay Cutler.

I can't wait for Cutler to be a Viking.

[NateCantDance]

I can't wait for Cutler to be a Viking.

He'd be behind TJack and Sage. Hell, we'd probably put Longwell back there before JCut.

[spoon]

I can't wait for Cutler to be a Viking.

Come on, only Kev's bears trade for diabetes.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Merrick001/WilfordBrimley.png

[Dirtbag]

The Cardinals scare the shit out of me every single week. Beanie Wells rules though.

[epo]

He'd be behind TJack and Sage. Hell, we'd probably put Longwell back there before JCut.

Don't lie to me about your fake love for Tavaris Jackson...remember how much you hated him last year?

Exactly. Cutler to Minnesota!

[NateCantDance]

They've been really inconsistent, but when they're on I'm not sure anybody can play with them.

[NateCantDance]

Don't lie to me about your fake love for Tavaris Jackson...remember how much you hated him last year?

Exactly. Cutler to Minnesota!

What's love gotta do with it?

[KnoxHarrington]

Bengals with a good chance to go up by 10!

What a team!

[spoon]

Bengals with a good chance to go up by 10!

What a team!

Hey fuck you! :furious:

[epo]

So Mason Crosby kicked a FG for the Packers in the first half. This puts him at 24/33 for the season...or 72.7%

People in Packerland are screaming about Crosby sucking...but am I insane to point out that they have ridiculous expectations for kickers?

[cougarjake13]

So Mason Crosby kicked a FG for the Packers in the first half. This puts him at 24/33 for the season...or 72.7%

People in Packerland are screaming about Crosby sucking...but am I insane to point out that they have ridiculous expectations for kickers?



that plus a ton of kickers have been uncharacteristically missing easy field goals all year so its not like he's the only one with a low %

[NateCantDance]

So Mason Crosby kicked a FG for the Packers in the first half. This puts him at 24/33 for the season...or 72.7%

People in Packerland are screaming about Crosby sucking...but am I insane to point out that they have ridiculous expectations for kickers?

Dude, 72.7% makes him the 30th ranked kicker in the NFL. That' HORRID.

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?archive=false&seasonType=REG&d-447263-o=2&conference=null&statisticCategory=FIELD_GOALS&d-447263-s=KICKING_FG_PCT&experience=null&d-447263-n=1&season=2009&Submit=Go&qualified=true&tabSeq=0&d-447263-p=1

[RhinoinMN]

I wonder what longwell's stats look like?

[spoon]

Dude, 72.7% makes him the 30th ranked kicker in the NFL. That' HORRID.

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?archive=false&seasonType=REG&d-447263-o=2&conference=null&statisticCategory=FIELD_GOALS&d-447263-s=KICKING_FG_PCT&experience=null&d-447263-n=1&season=2009&Submit=Go&qualified=true&tabSeq=0&d-447263-p=1

exactly, and crosby hasn't made a fg yet today...in fact he missed another

[NateCantDance]

I wonder what longwell's stats look like?

96% baby. :clap:

[spoon]

96% baby. :clap:

Kaeding at 90% and not indoors

and set the record for consec fgs made inside 40 yards this year

[NateCantDance]

Kaeding at 90% and not indoors

and set the record for consec fgs made inside 40 yards this year

See it's guys like that who are creating all these unrealistic expectations for kickers!

[KnoxHarrington]

Baltimore looks impressive again this week. Dark horse in the playoffs (if they make it), perhaps?

[epo]

I wonder what longwell's stats look like?

Longwell is short off the tee, plays indoors and is best inside of 45. Sort of reminds me of this guy:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m5ceEcO14g0/SNhjlTNSKhI/AAAAAAAABIQ/65P06IAfCds/s400/G.+Anderson+Purple+Jersey.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

Is it safe to say the Jets are done?

[K.C.]

Baltimore looks impressive again this week. Dark horse in the playoffs (if they make it), perhaps?

Maybe.

They still have to play the Steelers. If Pittsburgh wins today, that'll be a great game next week.

[cougarjake13]

Is it safe to say the Jets are done?

balt is up big against chi so if that holds theyd be at 8-6 in the last wc spot
denvers currently losing to oaklnad and a loss would also make them 8-6


the jets along with tenn, miami, jax, houston and possibly the steelers are all 7-7 and still very much alive



jets have indy and cincy though

[foodcourtdruide]

Baltimore looks impressive again this week. Dark horse in the playoffs (if they make it), perhaps?

Baltimore looking good makes the Colts regular season even more impressive. I love Ray Rice. I'm going to pick him with my first pick in fantasy next season, so he can get hurt in week 9.

[NateCantDance]

Ray Rice is unbelievable.

[foodcourtdruide]

balt is up big against chi so if that holds theyd be at 8-6 in the last wc spot
denvers currently losing to oaklnad and a loss would also make them 8-6


the jets along with tenn, miami, jax, houston and possibly the steelers are all 7-7 and still very much alive



jets have indy and cincy though

I can't imagine the Jets beating either of those teams, they scored 7 points against the Falcons at home!!!! I like them for next season though. Sanchez is looking very good for a young QB.

[GregoryJoseph]

Come on CHARGERS!!!

[cougarjake13]

I can't imagine the Jets beating either of those teams, they scored 7 points against the Falcons at home!!!! I like them for next season though. Sanchez is looking very good for a young QB.

neither can i but you asked if theyre done and technically no

[RhinoinMN]

Longwell is short off the tee, plays indoors and is best inside of 45. Sort of reminds me of this guy:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m5ceEcO14g0/SNhjlTNSKhI/AAAAAAAABIQ/65P06IAfCds/s400/G.+Anderson+Purple+Jersey.jpg


What does Mitch Berger have to with it?

[GregoryJoseph]

I can't imagine the Jets beating either of those teams, they scored 7 points against the Falcons at home!!!! I like them for next season though. Sanchez is looking very good for a young QB.

The Colts have wrapped up the #1 seed in the AFC.

It's not impossible to think they'd rest all of their starters after a quarter or two, so the Jets upsetting them would not be a complete shock.

[spoon]

WOW

I never saw anything like this, but the Bengals are BACK!

After the Chargers scored to go up 8, they kicked off and Cincy returned it to normal range. Well the SD crowd is REAL loud and the Bengals imploded!

They first got tagged with a false start, then 12 men on the field, then a delay of game and finally a timeout! They still haven't snapped the fucking ball!

Unreal!