2010 NFL Off-Season Thread

[epo]

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, YOU BASTARD. You have your good, young team that knows how to manage a passing game. I have nothing...NOTHING!!!

So far the Packers look kinda lethargic. They'll probably win...but if they keep playing like this...it won't be the kind of loss you need to kill Lovie.

[jauble]

10-0 VIKINGS!!!

WOOOOO!!!

I thought they changed their name to the Weak Femured Farves.

[TheMojoPin]

So far the Packers look kinda lethargic. They'll probably win...but if they keep playing like this...it won't be the kind of loss you need to kill Lovie.

They look lethargic because they know they could slaughter the Bears hungover and half-asleep.

[Tenbatsuzen]

TD THomas Jones.

Jets up 16-0. Also this spells the end of Kellen Clemen's career.

[KnoxHarrington]

Ocho Cinco TD!

Soon to be 10-7

[epo]

They look lethargic because they know they could slaughter the Bears hungover and half-asleep.

Ironically enough, on his mid-range throws....Rodgers does look half-asleep.

[GregoryJoseph]

Speaking of half asleep, the Vikings defense looks like they just took a nap on that last drive by the Bungles. :furious:

[jauble]

Colts Fans are nice people. Did you see how that guy handed the ball to the Bronco lady like Marshall wanted?

[TheMojoPin]

Colts Fans are nice people. Did you see how that guy handed the ball to the Bronco lady like Marshall wanted?

All class.

[GregoryJoseph]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Turnover Bungles with 4 seconds left in the half!!!

The Vikings get another 3 points!!!

I LOVE IT!!! :clap:

[epo]

So you are a Lions fan cheering for the Minnesota Vikings?

You might be the worst male football fan on the planet. That is, if you really are a man.

[K.C.]

There's only one game that matters this week and it's tonight, when once again, the Eagles remind the Giants why their team became a non-issue as soon as Plaxico fired a bullet into his leg through his sweatpants.

[Dell]

There's only one game that matters this week and it's tonight, when once again, the Eagles remind the Giants why their team became a non-issue as soon as Plaxico fired a bullet into his leg through his sweatpants.

didn't they win a superbowl after that incident?...

[Snoogans]

didn't they win a superbowl after that incident?...

YES. THE GIANTS WON THE SUPERBOWL LAST YEAR. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THE STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sailor]

kick-off out-of-bounds? really? sad.

[K.C.]

didn't they win a superbowl after that incident?...

No.

[K.C.]

This is what happened after that incidient:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/05/alg_manning-eagles.jpg

[Snoogans]

This is what happened after that incidient:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/05/alg_manning-eagles.jpg

what a perfect spiral

[K.C.]

Ah, memories:

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[TripleSkeet]

Forget it.

I'm not THAT big of an NFL fan.

NFL Redzone Channel. I dont know exactly how much it is but its ridiculously cheap.

[Snoogans]

look how far he had to go back from memory 1 to memory 2. So sad, eagles fans

[Snoogans]

you might be gettin your wish epo

[K.C.]

look how far he had to go back from memory 1 to memory 2. So sad, eagles fans

Well, it's hard when the only other clips are a decade of NFC Championship losses. Here's shooting for....#6 is it?....in 2009!

I mean, I guess I could find some old Dave Brown Giants clips, but I'm pretty sure all the original footage of those years have been destroyed.

[epo]

you might be gettin your wish epo

Green Bay is just playing like ass. They've turned points into turnovers twice and they aren't pressuring Cutler at all.

[TripleSkeet]

Ah, memories:

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This is the memory that has me thinking about tonight...
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[Snoogans]

Well, it's hard when the only other clips are a decade of NFC Championship losses. Here's shooting for....#6 is it?....in 2009!

I mean, I guess I could find some old Dave Brown Giants clips, but I'm pretty sure all the original footage of those years have been destroyed.

dave brown threw a better ball than fuckin eli does

[TripleSkeet]

look how far he had to go back from memory 1 to memory 2. So sad, eagles fans

If I was going to go old school I wouldve picked this...
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5239/70104427.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/70104427.jpg/)

Not sure if thats Frank Gifford or Snoogans.

[K.C.]

dave brown threw a better ball than fuckin eli does

Dave Brown is the only QB I think I remember having negative passing yards at halftime in multiple games.

I remember every once in a while, a horrendous QB would post one, but he did it like two or three times in a season.

[Snoogans]

the best QB in NY since Phil Simms is Charlie Ward. I honestly believe this

[jauble]

Fuck.

[jauble]

the best QB in NY since Phil Simms is Charlie Ward. I honestly believe this

Look at that form

http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2000/0402/photo/chow.jpg

[epo]

I rarely watch him play...but jesus christ Jay Cutler looks retarded. That was a horrible throw.

[jauble]

Wide right. I hate when assholes say that a teams plan is to lose so they can sneak up on a team in the playoffs.

Also fuck again.

[TheMojoPin]

I rarely watch him play...but jesus christ Jay Cutler looks retarded. That was a horrible throw.

I can't tell. Knox looked like a dumb fuck out there. Where the fuck was he going.

[K.C.]

Well, the Falcons fucked this up.

[K.C.]

I rarely watch him play...but jesus christ Jay Cutler looks retarded. That was a horrible throw.

Neckbeard would have made it, on a rope.

[K.C.]

Good job, Atlanta....now they're going to kick the field goal...you need to time this final drive where you score the TD as the clock runs out.

[TheMojoPin]

HOLD ON TO THE FUCKING BALL.

Jesus Christ. This team is going to kill me.

[Kevin]

Is Epo using some of those tax payer money to pay off the Refs?

I have seen some awful calls against the other teams these past 2 weeks.

[jauble]

How many DBs can be injured?

[K.C.]

Saints just made a horrible decision...could be the one that finally gets them, but we'll see. This IS Chris Redman, after all.

[Dell]

need two scores and punting with less than 10 minutes on the clock...:unsure:

[epo]

Is Epo using some of those tax payer money to pay off the Refs?

I have seen some awful calls against the other teams these past 2 weeks.

Thats idiotic. Green Bay got humped clearly in this game with a non-TD call on a Jennings catch.

The refs are terrible and fuck everyone.

[epo]

Lovie is challenging that? I think he's trying to make Mojo's wish to come true.

[K.C.]

Fuck, 13-0.

[TripleSkeet]

Man the Saints just keep lucking out.

[TheMojoPin]

Lovie is challenging that? I think he's trying to make Mojo's wish to come true.

I'd be stunned except he's done this so many times. He's so fucking dumb.

[GregoryJoseph]

6 minutes left, Vikes up by 13, running the clock out.

I hope they get at least one more score to put it away.

[epo]

6 minutes left, Vikes up by 13, running the clock out.

I hope they get at least one more score to put it away.

You make me sick.

[K.C.]

Man the Saints just keep lucking out.

Yeah, they're definitely beatable. Vikings, Eagles, and Colts could all give them a game during the postseason.

I'd love to see another Eagles/Saints matchup, with McNabb instead of Kolb, and a semi-competent MLB in Witherspoon, to take on the TE/RB release routes (Eagles got carved up by that earlier this season) when they had no MLB.

[GregoryJoseph]

2nd and goal for the Vikings, under 4 minutes to play.

BLAST IT INTO THE ENDZONE!!!

PUT THIS ONE AWAY!!!

[GregoryJoseph]

TOUCHDOWN VIKINGS!!!

[GregoryJoseph]

30-10, less than 3 and a half minutes to go.

SUCK IT, BAGELS!!!

[TheMojoPin]

So you're a Vikings fan now? Because only a scumbag would front like he was a fan of two teams in the same division.

[K.C.]

Annnnnnnd.....Cutler sucks a dick....

[GregoryJoseph]

So you're a Vikings fan now? Because only a scumbag would front like he was a fan of two teams in the same division.

No.

I'm an Eagles fan.

[epo]

TOUCHDOWN VIKINGS!!!



Its nice to see that girls watch football now.

[TheMojoPin]

13 fucking penalties. What a horrible team, from top to bottom.

Hopefully this seals the deal on Lovie and his staff getting the boot.

[KnoxHarrington]

This is what I was afraid of with the Bengals: they've played down to their competition, and I had a feeling they'd struggle against a really good team.

Still, though, we'll see if they can turn it around for the San Diego game next week. I think this team might be a year away from being a real contender, though.

[Kevin]

So you're a Vikings fan now? Because only a scumbag would front like he was a fan of two teams in the same division.

Why even bother acknowledging him??

We all know he is dying after this loss because he is a Bengals fan.

Don't give him any more fuel for this nonsense.

[KnoxHarrington]

By the way, what got into Baltimore this week? They're beating the Lions down like Marlo beating down a leftover Barksdale crew.

[epo]

Annnnnnnd.....Cutler sucks a dick....

I can see where Cutler has nothing around him. That line is terrible, their running game is non-existent and their receivers are a joke.

That being said, I can't believe how much the Bears gave up for that pile of garbage.

[GregoryJoseph]

Next week I'll be a Redskins and Chargers fan!

[K.C.]

So how many polish sausage-filled heads will explode, when Denver drafts a franchise QB with their Top 10 pick in 2010, that will come courtesy of the Bears and via the Cutler trade?

[TheMojoPin]

So how many polish sausage-filled heads will explode, when Denver drafts a franchise QB with their Top 10 pick in 2010, that will come courtesy of the Bears and via the Cutler trade?

Why? Since when do the Bears know how to draft anyone before the 3rd round? In what universe do they magically know how to draft a QB? What good would that pick have done them? Their first round picks have all sucked.

[K.C.]

I can see where Cutler has nothing around him. That line is terrible, their running game is non-existent and their receivers are a joke.

That being said, I can't believe how much the Bears gave up for that pile of garbage.

I didn't watch most of the game today, but I would buy that argument, except for the fact that he misses so many wide open receivers.

He just has no touch for the ball right now.

[jauble]

13-0

Rough middle of the game.

[epo]

I had to do it......Baffone & OB are screaming on WSCR (http://radiotime.com/station/s_22732/670_The_Score.aspx).

Awesome!

[TheMojoPin]

I didn't watch most of the game today, but I would buy that argument, except for the fact that he misses so many wide open receivers.

He just has no touch for the ball right now.

What "so many wide open receivers?" He's missed some open guys, but they've been few and far between. This receiving group is hideous.

[K.C.]

What "so many wide open receivers?" He's missed some open guys, but they've been few and far between. This receiving group is hideous.

Last time I saw him in a full game was the Eagles/Bears game...there were WIDE open receivers, and I mean WIDE....

That may have been an abberation, after all, I have no reason to doubt a WR corps in which the #1 is Devin Hester, sucks.

[jauble]

By the way, what got into Baltimore this week? They're beating the Lions down like Marlo beating down a leftover Barksdale crew.

Nothing, they are playing Detroit.

[Kevin]

I had to do it......Baffone & OB are screaming on WSCR (http://radiotime.com/station/s_22732/670_The_Score.aspx).

Awesome!

They are pretty on point with everything that they are saying.

[TheMojoPin]

Last time I saw him in a full game was the Eagles/Bears game...there were WIDE open receivers, and I mean WIDE....

Half the time they have any receivers open it's because the defense is flooding over the OL.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I had to do it......Baffone & OB are screaming on WSCR (http://radiotime.com/station/s_22732/670_The_Score.aspx).

Awesome!

Is that like Rapekit and Crawlspace?

[epo]

They are pretty on point with everything that they are saying.

Just wait until fans call in and rachet the stupid to a whole new level.

[TheMojoPin]

Just wait until fans call in and rachet the stupid to a whole new level.

Pretty much.

[K.C.]

Just wait until fans call in and rachet the stupid to a whole new level.

That's a nice warmup, but the main event is the fans on WFAN after the Eagles thrash the Giants again tonight.

That's pure gold.

The only thing sweeter are the bridge jumpers during the baseball season when the Phillies beat the Mets in some horrifying, kick to the balls fashion.

[TripleSkeet]

That's a nice warmup, but the main event is the fans on WFAN after the Eagles thrash the Giants again tonight.

That's pure gold.

The only thing sweeter are the bridge jumpers during the baseball season when the Phillies beat the Mets in some horrifying, kick to the balls fashion.

I agree.

[KnoxHarrington]

That's a nice warmup, but the main event is the fans on WFAN after the Eagles thrash the Giants again tonight.

That's pure gold.

The only thing sweeter are the bridge jumpers during the baseball season when the Phillies beat the Mets in some horrifying, kick to the balls fashion.

I often check out Philly radio stations after one or the other of the teams there fucks up. It's comedy gold.

[K.C.]

I often check out Philly radio stations after one or the other of the teams there fucks up. It's comedy gold.

The Philly radio stations are pretty good for a classic Eagles loss, when they burn all three time outs in the first five minutes of a half, Donovan is trying to lead a two minute drill drive in the 4th, and they just do a horrendous job of play calling....you get a lot of goodness out of that scenario. Or when they pass 60 times in a game.

There's also some good veiled racism mixed in from some of your callers.

It's unlistenable when it comes to baseball...they're just idiots, and not in a good way.

[epo]

That's a nice warmup, but the main event is the fans on WFAN after the Eagles thrash the Giants again tonight.

That's pure gold.

The only thing sweeter are the bridge jumpers during the baseball season when the Phillies beat the Mets in some horrifying, kick to the balls fashion.

My actual favorite is KFAN out of Minneapolis after a huge Vikings loss. There is a guy on their postgame that literally calls himself "The Superstar" who might be the worst person I've ever heard do radio.

[TripleSkeet]

The Philly radio stations are pretty good for a classic Eagles loss, when they burn all three time outs in the first five minutes of a half, Donovan is trying to lead a two minute drill drive in the 4th, and they just do a horrendous job of play calling....you get a lot of goodness out of that scenario. Or when they pass 60 times in a game.

There's also some good veiled racism mixed in from some of your callers.

It's unlistenable when it comes to baseball...they're just idiots, and not in a good way.

Eskin has some of the dumbest callers ever. It makes you see why hes such a dick.

I do enjoy Garganos show though.

[Dell]

I love when Dallas loses almost as much as when my team wins...I keep going between the two games and cannot decide on which one to stay with...

[disneyspy]

I love when Dallas loses almost as much as when my team wins...I keep going between the two games and cannot decide on which one to stay with...

since dallas is going to win and washington is going to lose you may as well go for a walk

[K.C.]

Eskin has some of the dumbest callers ever. It makes you see why hes such a dick.

I do enjoy Garganos show though.

Anthony knows his stuff, but Glenn Macnow is an insufferable prick who takes himself way too seriously.

Eskin callers are fantastic for their stupidity.

[TheGameHHH]

That's a nice warmup, but the main event is the fans on WFAN after the Eagles thrash the Giants again tonight.

That's pure gold.

The only thing sweeter are the bridge jumpers during the baseball season when the Phillies beat the Mets in some horrifying, kick to the balls fashion.

Theres no way the Eagles are beating the Giants tonight. The Giants ALWAYS win these types of games just to make their fans think they are actually a decent team.

[K.C.]

My actual favorite is KFAN out of Minneapolis after a huge Vikings loss. There is a guy on their postgame that literally calls himself "The Superstar" who might be the worst person I've ever heard do radio.

Yeah, I can see Minnesota being a really good one. The psuedo-Canadian accents mixed with rage has to be good.

[TripleSkeet]

Theres no way the Eagles are beating the Giants tonight. The Giants ALWAYS win these types of games just to make their fans think they are actually a decent team.

That was last week actually. This is the week the roof caves in.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, I can see Minnesota being a really good one. The psuedo-Canadian accents mixed with rage has to be good.

hell the whole state is filled with gingers so you can imagine

[K.C.]

Theres no way the Eagles are beating the Giants tonight. The Giants ALWAYS win these types of games just to make their fans think they are actually a decent team.

The only way the Giants are going to win is if the wind is just horrendous making it impossible to throw the ball tonight (which isn't out of the question with the Meadowlands, especially with the weather lately).

Otherwise, I don't see how they score, or how they keep up with the Eagles' receivers.

[epo]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds great joy in listening to the pain of others.

[Ritalin]

Just wait until fans call in and rachet the stupid to a whole new level.

Dey don't play wid no HEART, OB!

[disneyspy]

i doubt this steeler fan is talkin smack to anyone about their team

[K.C.]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds great joy in listening to the pain of others.

I'm telling you, there is no greater pain than the pain of a Met fan...they need to chop up postgame audio from September 2007 and September 2008 and send it to the broadcasting hall of fame.

It's unbeatable.

Maybe the Chicago stations after Bartmann is the only thing comparable.

[Dell]

since dallas is going to win and washington is going to lose you may as well go for a walk

HAHAHA...if it were'nt raining I'd be walking the golf course...high of 60 today...enjoy the snow...

[Tenbatsuzen]

Can you draw parallels between the NYC and the Philly sports personalities?

The closest I can come up with is Jody Mac = Beningo, it seems the rest of the Philly guys are variations on Francesa.

I mean, is there anyone cool and Funny like Carton, or a comedic curmodgeon like Somers on WIP?

[Ritalin]

I'm telling you, there is no greater pain than the pain of a Met fan...they need to chop up postgame audio from September 2007 and September 2008 and send it to the broadcasting hall of fame.

It's unbeatable.

Maybe the Chicago stations after Bartmann is the only thing comparable.

actually I find the Mets callers/fans to be beaten down right now. That organization has no soul left.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHA...if it were'nt raining I'd be walking the golf course...high of 60 today...enjoy the snow...

went snow boarding this morning,i am

[Ritalin]

Can you draw parallels between the NYC and the Philly sports personalities?

The closest I can come up with is Jody Mac = Beningo, it seems the rest of the Philly guys are variations on Francesa.

I mean, is there anyone cool and Funny like Carton, or a comedic curmodgeon like Somers on WIP?


(Carton is cool and funny?)

[TripleSkeet]

Can you draw parallels between the NYC and the Philly sports personalities?

The closest I can come up with is Jody Mac = Beningo, it seems the rest of the Philly guys are variations on Francesa.

I mean, is there anyone cool and Funny like Carton, or a comedic curmodgeon like Somers on WIP?

Im not a fan of most of the guys on WIP. The whole morning crew is annoying but Keith Jones and Al Morganti are genuinely funny.

Anthony Gargano is the best thing they have on the station. Hes knows his shit and is great at fucking with the New Yorkers and breaking balls. Macnow is ok. Eskin is just an egotistical jerkoff. But I like Ike Reese as he starts his radio career.

Then youve got guys like Startari, Jolovitz, and Rob Cherry...who are just boring. Big Daddy Graham is pretty good but he usually just does late nights.

[K.C.]

Can you draw parallels between the NYC and the Philly sports personalities?

The closest I can come up with is Jody Mac = Beningo, it seems the rest of the Philly guys are variations on Francesa.

I mean, is there anyone cool and Funny like Carton, or a comedic curmodgeon like Somers on WIP?

Jody Mac is way smarter than Beningo in terms of actually knowing stuff, but I think he's off in Philly for good now, and works for XM MLB Home Plate exclusively now.

Howard Eskin kind of does a Francesa thing.

Mike Missanelli on the Philly ESPN Radio station kind of does the Carton thing.

Other than that, there's no real parallels. WIP is pretty bad. The morning show is so hacky, the midday show does way too much of a hacky "sports guys" type of bit mixed with the a lot of South Philly Italian BS.

When Rob Ellis is on at night, he's kind of like an Evan Roberts type, I guess.

I haven't listened to the local stations in so long, though, I'm not sure what, if anything has changed.

[TheGameHHH]

The only way the Giants are going to win is if the wind is just horrendous making it impossible to throw the ball tonight (which isn't out of the question with the Meadowlands, especially with the weather lately).

Otherwise, I don't see how they score, or how they keep up with the Eagles' receivers.

trust me, id love nothing more than an Eagles win tonight. sadly its just not happening....book it.

[K.C.]

actually I find the Mets callers/fans to be beaten down right now. That organization has no soul left.

That's a good point. They really need something to raise their spirits to get them talking shit again....it doesn't work without the fans having that initial period of invincibility.

I hope they sign Bay and trade for Halladay and then Bay hits .250, and Halladay tears a labrum five starts in.

[TheMojoPin]

Why are we even pretending like one city's sports media is better than another's? It's all wretched and good for comedy and anger only.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jody Mac is way smarter than Beningo in terms of actually knowing stuff, but I think he's off in Philly for good now, and works for XM MLB Home Plate exclusively now.

Howard Eskin kind of does a Francesa thing.

Mike Missanelli on the Philly ESPN Radio station kind of does the Carton thing.

Other than that, there's no real parallels. WIP is pretty bad. The morning show is so hacky, the midday show does way too much of a hacky "sports guys" type of bit mixed with the a lot of South Philly Italian BS.

When Rob Ellis is on at night, he's kind of like an Evan Roberts type, I guess.

I haven't listened to the local stations in so long, though, I'm not sure what, if anything has changed.

I think the two weak spots on the WFAN lineup is Francesa and Tony Paige. (well, and Lori Rubinson. I'm still wondering why they have such a weak personality on Sunday nights when people want to talk about football)

Still better than Ann Liguori, who did - I swear to god - a 30 minute break on the WNBA All-Star Game.

[K.C.]

Why are we even pretending like one city's sports media is better than another's? It's all wretched and good for comedy and anger only.

That's true of the fans and callers.

I will actually admit that NYC does a better job providing solid radio coverage than Philly does.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, I'm not just talking radio. I'm including local print and TV, too.

[K.C.]

I think the two weak spots on the WFAN lineup is Francesa and Tony Paige. (well, and Lori Rubinson. I'm still wondering why they have such a weak personality on Sunday nights when people want to talk about football)

Still better than Ann Liguori, who did - I swear to god - a 30 minute break on the WNBA All-Star Game.

I think I've heard everyone on there at this point. You HAVE to have a show like Francessa's, because he's the only one who ever gets any interviews. It gives them a little bit of legitimacy.

Tony Paige is awful and so are the weekend people.

But they have it pretty well filled out, for what their audience is right now.

[K.C.]

Oh, I'm not just talking radio. I'm including local print and TV, too.

You're saying everyone is equally bad and you have Jay Mariotti???????????

[TheMojoPin]

You're saying everyone is equally bad and you have Jay Mariotti???????????

Unfortunately. I didn't say equally bad...just that they're ALL bad. It's an industry that thrives on saying stupid, outrageous things.

[K.C.]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!!

Was that Barry Switzer doing the playcalling?

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[disneyspy]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!!

Was that Barry Switzer doing the playcalling?

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i thought the same thing,FUCK!!

[TripleSkeet]

Unfortunately. I didn't say equally bad...just that they're ALL bad. It's an industry that thrives on saying stupid, outrageous things.

At least theres one thing we agree on.

[K.C.]

If Phillip Rivers threw that underhand, I don't think it would have had more of an arc on it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

(Carton is cool and funny?)

Maybe the term is "entertaining". He is definitely entertaining, and a good match with Esiason.

I like hearing Esiason's alpha male jock spirit broken a little bit every morning.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think I've heard everyone on there at this point. You HAVE to have a show like Francessa's, because he's the only one who ever gets any interviews. It gives them a little bit of legitimacy.

Tony Paige is awful and so are the weekend people.

But they have it pretty well filled out, for what their audience is right now.

At this point, I think Esiason is more legitimate than Francesa. He's well spoken, and he's actually played the game.

Francesa is just tons and tons of hot air. Russo took the entertainment value out of that show when he left.

[NateCantDance]

Minney clinches a playoff birth! Celebrate good times!

[RhinoinMN]

Minney clinches a playoff birth! Celebrate good times!


Best news I have heard all day.

[NateCantDance]

Best news I have heard all day.

If it weren't for that video of you doing your Mick Jagger impersonation, this would have been a good day.

[TheGameHHH]

did Ware just flash a gang sign while getting carted off the field?

[Kevin]

did Ware just flash a gang sign while getting carted off the field?

He was saying its Deecember, you will lose with or without me.

Its all good.

[Fallon]

Another 10 catches for Welker for 105 yards.

Puts him at 105rec and 1158yds. Not bad for a guy who only played 11 games.

Bitch.

[NateCantDance]

1158 yards.

[hammersavage]

Romo has a serious fear of the number 12.

[KnoxHarrington]

Romo has a serious fear of the number 12.

The way that the Cowboys fall apart in December is just one of the most puzzling things in sports.

[Fallon]

1158 yards.
Whoops. That's what I meant.

[hammersavage]

hey spy, tell us how spoons ass tastes?

[Kevin]

hey spy, tell us how spoons ass tastes?



You won't hear from Spy, he goes into his bunker after Cowboys losses.

Another year of being Aggies bitch for him

[K.C.]

Apollo Anton Ohno is a faggot.

[hammersavage]

I hate everything about the NFL except for the actual game. I was stuck home so I actually had to watch the dreadful pregame shows that I usually tune out. And now we need a stupid song every week. just play the game.

[K.C.]

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[disneyspy]

I hate everything about the NFL except for the actual game. I was stuck home so I actually had to watch the dreadful pregame shows that I usually tune out. And not we need a stupid song every week. just play the game.

cuz the NFL rocks on NBC

[K.C.]

I hate everything about the NFL except for the actual game. I was stuck home so I actually had to watch the dreadful pregame shows that I usually tune out. And now we need a stupid song every week. just play the game.

Yes, that also displeases me.

But not as much as the Apollo Anton Ohno commercials...or the Gap commercial...or the endless Geico commercials...

[underdog]

since dallas is going to win and washington is going to lose you may as well go for a walk

:happy:

[Snoogans]

I hate everything about the NFL except for the actual game. I was stuck home so I actually had to watch the dreadful pregame shows that I usually tune out. And now we need a stupid song every week. just play the game.

this does not sound to me like someone who is ready for some football

[disneyspy]

this does not sound to me like someone who is ready for some football

hes not rowdy

[K.C.]

Winston Justice has some serious lazy eye.

[K.C.]

Dog-killer!!!! Yeah!!!!

[K.C.]

Woooooo!

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[hammersavage]

well that was like shit through a goose

[Kevin]

Nice start, you fucking Bums.

[Snoogans]

i really really hate that I cant hate Michael Vick

[K.C.]

i really really hate that I cant hate Michael Vick

Finally, you declare your Philly love....we welcome you with open arms....you will receive your standard issues Sheldon Brown jersey in six business days.

[disneyspy]

why cant the giants look like this against the cowboys?

[K.C.]

Yay, Sheldon....but this is still your finest work:

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[Fallon]

Finally we got the answer to 'What can Brown do for you?'.

It's recover fumbles for touchdowns.

[Suspect Chin]

That wasn't a fumble, it was a drop.

[Snoogans]

how bout we just cut jacobs. PLEASE

he is fuckin terrible. Cut Coughlin with him.

WHY DOESNT BARDEN SEE THE FIELD. FUCK HE IS PROBABLY THE BEST CB ON THE TEAM

[Fallon]

And now we need a stupid song every week. just play the game.

I've been waiting all day for Sunday night.

I can relate to the song.

[Kevin]

Im so glad the Yankees took Phily down a peg.

With the bum Giants and Mets making NY look shitty.

It took a real team to take them down.

[Dell]

Redskins win...Dallas loses...the exacta...

good football day...

[K.C.]

Im so glad the Yankees took Phily down a peg.

With the bum Giants and Mets making NY look shitty.

It took a real team to take them down.

God help the world if we ever win a Super Bowl.

[Kevin]

God help the world if we ever win a Super Bowl.

Philly would burn.

[Snoogans]

God help the world if we ever win a Super Bowl.

god would have to help mcnabb for you to win a SB

[K.C.]

god would have to help mcnabb for you to win a SB

I know of one future Hall of Fame QB on the field tonight...and it's not the retarded Manning brother....

[Fallon]

god would have to help mcnabb for you to win a SB

Maybe if he didn't puke in the huddles he could have beaten the Pats.

[Fallon]

I know of one future Hall of Fame QB on the field tonight...and it's not the retarded Manning brother....

Vick?

[Dell]

God help the world if we ever win a Super Bowl.

that would be Obama's biggest miracle to date...

[Snoogans]

I know of one future Hall of Fame QB on the field tonight...and it's not the retarded Manning brother....

as long as namath is in the HOF, it doesnt mean shit.



The only chance the giants have to win this game is Andy Reid. he needs to come up big for us

[K.C.]

Vick?

Actually, he probably is in the hall already....doesn't he have the all-time single season rushing by a QB mark?

[Snoogans]

you are so lucky Eli you fuckin BUM

[Dell]

you are so lucky Eli you fuckin BUM
most quarterbacks would have been too scared to play that off Trotter...boy has nerve...

[K.C.]

Gotta drag those feet....that's a TD if Plax is there.

[Snoogans]

Gotta drag those feet....that's a TD if Plax is there.

its probably a TD if 6'6 Barden is there too.

Coughlin you fuckin asshole

[Snoogans]

seriously good plan. Boss is 6'4 and Barden is 6'6 and not even active, so lets throw fades to the guys who are 5'11. What a fuckin bum

[Dell]

will NYG run the same play three times in a row?...

[TripleSkeet]

God help the world if we ever win a Super Bowl.

QFT.

[hammersavage]

please tell me it would have come back anyway

[Snoogans]

will NYG run the same play three times in a row?...

told you coughlin is awful




and by the way, Kenny britt woulda scored on that one....just sayin

[K.C.]

Plax would have caught that.

[Snoogans]

keep proving my point Hakeem.

Once again, i was right and the pros were wrong and the Giants shoulda taken Kenny Britt

[K.C.]

Plax would have caught the second one, too.

[IamFogHat]

We finally won one. Yay Skins.

[Snoogans]

how bad do the giants receivers have to be before they put in Barden, the guy they said was the best WR in camp?

[hammersavage]

would Kenny Britt have done that?

[Fallon]

WTF?! Why not try to dive at his feet before he gets in the endzone???

[Kevin]

Nice make up by Nicks!

[Snoogans]

would Kenny Britt have done that?

yea. You obviously havent watched him

[epo]

how bad do the giants receivers have to be before they put in Barden, the guy they said was the best WR in camp?

And yet you have Hakeem Nicks. Who needs Barden or Britt?

[Fallon]

Nice, make up by Nicks!

http://i46.tinypic.com/biwl4z.jpg

[Snoogans]

And yet you have Hakeem Nicks. Who needs Barden or Britt?

apparently you diodnt see how nicks is still only batting 333. Britt prob would not have done that cause he woulda been on the bench after he caught one of the first 2

[Kevin]

apparently you diodnt see how nicks is still only batting 333. Britt prob would not have done that cause he woulda been on the bench after he caught one of the first 2

333 gets you in the HOF.

[epo]

apparently you diodnt see how nicks is still only batting 333. Britt prob would not have done that cause he woulda been on the bench after he caught one of the first 2

What has Nicks done for you lately?

[hammersavage]

yea. You obviously havent watched him

I've watched him a number of times. Hakeem Nicks is a better receiver. And that's no knock on Britt.

[Snoogans]

What has Nicks done for you lately?

we'll see. They are still losing. Unless they wini, they are all fuckin assholes. if they win, only coughlin is

[Snoogans]

I've watched him a number of times. Hakeem Nicks is a better receiver. And that's no knock on Britt.

think what you like. but britt catches that first one, and britt is more physical. nicks is better at running routes and shit. Its different.


Regardless. he still shoulda caught the first one

[hammersavage]

think what you like. but britt catches that first one, and britt is more physical. nicks is better at running routes and shit. Its different.


Regardless. he still shoulda caught the first one

absolutely.

[K.C.]

Love me some Leonard Weaver.

[K.C.]

Ron Mexico's on fire tonight!

[Snoogans]

i cant wait til Vick goes soomewhere else so i dont have to reject my love for him

[Fallon]

Ron Mexico's on fire tonight!

Sí!
http://i49.tinypic.com/2ih1qxj.jpg

[Fallon]

RUN THAT SHIT IN VICK!!!

God damn!

[Suspect Chin]

A great coach could really do something this this Vick/great primary QB combo. That play was pretty badass, too bad it go deflected.

[Dell]

Beck was mugged...

[Snoogans]

A great coach could really do something this this Vick/great primary QB combo. That play was pretty badass, too bad it go deflected.

you are right. And id say that between coughlin and Reid, they would still fuck it up.

BUMS

[K.C.]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

a) throw the ball quicker
b) catch the ball, Reggie
c) where's the fucking PI??????

[Snoogans]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

a) throw the ball quicker
b) catch the ball, Reggie
c) where's the fucking PI??????

my question is, why not run it the other way? Why make vick have to reverse field. I get maybe a fake but doesnt it seem easier to just run it the other way so he doesnt have to spin around?

[Kevin]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

a) throw the ball quicker
b) catch the ball, Reggie
c) where's the fucking PI??????

Those were just love taps...



































He got mugged.

[K.C.]

my question is, why not run it the other way? Why make vick have to reverse field. I get maybe a fake but doesnt it seem easier to just run it the other way so he doesnt have to spin around?

I get your point, but they had the play they called.

[Snoogans]

I get your point, but they had the play they called.

yea but part of why it was too slow was cause vick had to get back around the edge. Run it with just vick on the other side and he is ready to throw as soon as he has the ball. It prob still woulda been open, its the fuckin giants

[Snoogans]

where did Nicks' hands go?

[K.C.]

Nicks is hitting .250.

[Snoogans]

Will Somebody Make A Play

[Snoogans]

of course he did

[Suspect Chin]

wow

[K.C.]

My man-crush knows no bounds for that man.

[Suspect Chin]

He pretty much returned that without stepping inside of the numbers. At least Feagles looked good trying to tackle him.

More like Faggles!

[Snoogans]

i wanna break stuff

[Snoogans]

what has to happen to get coughlin to deactivate Moss and dress Barden. moss never fuckin plays anyway. JUST FUCKIN SEE WHAT HE CAN DO

[Snoogans]

i predict giants TD with 40 seconds left. Eagles return the kick for a TD

[Snoogans]

you are pounding the run, lets just stop

[Fallon]

i wanna break stuff

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[Snoogans]

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you are so gay

[Fallon]

you are so gay

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[Snoogans]

these songs are failing to get me ready for football

[Suspect Chin]

This looks like its going to be a great 2nd half.

[Fallon]

these songs are failing to get me ready for football

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[K.C.]

I want at least three here.

[Suspect Chin]

NOBODY can catch the ball tonight. It's not even that cold there tonight.

[Snoogans]

everyone in the NFL sucks

[Ritalin]

NOBODY can catch the ball tonight. It's not even that cold there tonight.

I say that wide receiver play is down across the league.

[K.C.]

You Can't Catch Him! You Can't Catch Him!

[underdog]

keep proving my point Hakeem.

Once again, i was right and the pros were wrong and the Giants shoulda taken Kenny Britt

Britt would probably be deactivated every game, too.

[Snoogans]

Britt would probably be deactivated every game, too.

deactivate coughlin

[GregoryJoseph]

Come on, Iggles!

We need 7 more before the half!

[K.C.]

Now I want at least seven here.

[K.C.]

YEAH! I'm gonna go punch a dog in the face! Wooooooooooo!

[Fallon]

Too easy

[Kevin]

This D is filled with a bunch of faggots.

[Ritalin]

And now, somewhere, a little pit bull gets
it's wings.

[Kevin]

Now I want at least seven here.

6?

[K.C.]

6?

I'm mildly annoyed.

[Snoogans]

wow

[Fallon]

Perfect ending for a perfect half.

[K.C.]

FUCK YOU FUCKING REFS!!!!!

There should be a second left!

[Suspect Chin]

<strike>This looks like its going to be a great 2nd half.</strike>

[Ritalin]

Reason number 213 why the NFL has lost
it's way: that ad for the Sing Off.

Fucking gay.

[Kevin]

This team is so fucking poorly coached its not even funny.

They are out of shape.

They don't cover.

The play calling is awful.

Its just pathetic.

[TheMojoPin]

Come on, Iggles!

We need 7 more before the half!

Gvac murders dogs.

[Kevin]

Gvac murders dogs.

Please ignore him.

[Suspect Chin]

Pretty bad when Eli can't even hit Refrigerator Perry for a TD.

[K.C.]

oh

no

[K.C.]

This'll get overturned...it shouldn't, though, but that touch by the lineman before Eli takes three steps and then slides will count as contact.

Bullshit NFL.

[Kevin]

This'll get overturned...it shouldn't, though, but that touch by the lineman before Eli takes three steps and then slides will count as contact.

Bullshit NFL.

I think they will overturn, but who knows.

[underdog]

We knew he was going to shut it down. That's what we wanted him to do. That's what we did ... He'd just give up a lot. Slow down, he's not going deep, not trying to run a route. You can tell, his body language."

Randy Moss turning into old Randy Moss? (http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=4739953&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)

[K.C.]

I think they will overturn, but who knows.

The guy barely touches him from behind, and then he takes two or three more full steps, and then slides, and then no one touches him.

It should be a fumble, but I can't see them upholding. Rules are too favorable for QBs.

[K.C.]

Wow, I'm shocked.

NFL actually shows some balls when it comes to the QBs.

[Kevin]

Man, we are so lucky Macnabb sucks balls.

[Ritalin]

Yeah, that was a fumble.

[TripleSkeet]

Eagles need to put together a drive. Even when they score its too fast to let the defense get adequate rest.