How do you feel about your ass?

[MacVittie]

Alot of people want a smaller one.

[razorboy]

It's real, and it's spectacular.

[A.J.]

It didn't feel so good when the doctor checked.

http://www.hubbywishlist.com/images/fletch.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I don't have one.
My back goes straight into my legs...

[Crispy123]

I usually go from left to right, I may spend a little longer in the middle.

[Contra]

I've been told by many of the ladies that I have a great ass, so I wouldn't change it.

[TheMojoPin]

My ass is one of my few features I think is damn near perfect.

[burrben]

My ass is one of my few features I think is damn near perfect.

i'll say!

[Drunky McBetidont]

what about anuses?

[disneyspy]

what about anuses?

i think half the guys on this board would agree that mojopin's is damn near perfect

[BlackSpider]

i think half the guys on this board would agree that mojopin's is damn near perfect



The other half of us are straight...

[disneyspy]

The other half of us are straight...

or havent been to chicago

[razorboy]

The other half of us are straight...

I find that VERY difficult to believe.

[disneyspy]

when mojo's moon hits your eye like a chicago pie
thats amoree thats amoree

[fezident]

My chick has a great body.
I don't know how she does it. She eats like a goat that got loose in a 7-11 and yet, her butt is perfect.
Before her... I never cared about a nice ass. Now... I'm making up for lost time.
:wink:

EDIT:
Ooops. This thread is about how I feel about my OWN ass. Not the asses of others. Mine's okay. I jog a few times a week.

[razorboy]

Before her... I never cared about a nice ass.

Crazy talk.

[MacVittie]

My chick has a great body.
I don't know how she does it.

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/bulimia.jpg

[jauble]

Im 3/4 a mess but I at least have an ass.

[epo]

None of your business, ya bunch of creeps.

[jauble]

None of your business, ya bunch of creeps.

This man has the same ass as your run of the mill chaps...none

[fezident]

Crazy talk.

It's all about her face and her vibe.

A rockin' body is a bonus.

[instrument]

i'd like to keep the one i have, with some sort of laser hair removal option.

[sailor]

it's my best feature.

[epo]

This man has the same ass as your run of the mill chaps...none

Wouldn't that make you happy. I'll have you know that I've got a backside and a pair of gams that turn heads.

I just don't think you creeps should be talking about it.

[TheMojoPin]

Wouldn't that make you happy. I'll have you know that I've got a backside and a pair of gams that turn heads.

Yeah, you keep them in your crawlspace next to the torsos and heads, you creep.

[Misteriosa]

i voted for a smaller one. ive let it expand quite a bit in the last few months :glurps:

[jab]

madness

[epo]

Yeah, you keep them in your crawlspace next to the torsos and heads, you creep.

Shouldn't you be making out with your Michael Jordan cardboard stand-up?

[TheMojoPin]

If only I still had it.

Thanks for bringing up my loss.

Your mental instability is only rivaled by your cruelty.

[boosterp]

I don't have one.
My back goes straight into my legs...

I too am cursed with no man butt.

[~Katja~]

i voted for a smaller one. ive let it expand quite a bit in the last few months :glurps:

I am right with ya there... I never had a small ass and I think the majority of women want a smaller one... though I rather have a bigger ass than no ass at all.

[hammersavage]

Big asses are a-ok.


You can bounce a quarter off mine.

[Jujubees2]

Mine's about the right size but I'm getting tired of cleaning up after it.

http://www.lerwick.shetlandsales.com/pics/donkey.jpg

[Contra]

I like big ass and I cannot lie...

[biggirl]

I voted for a smaller one. I don't really care much about my ass right now though. I'd really like to get rid of the belly that my 2 children destroyed.

[Snoogans]

My ass is one of my few features I think is damn near perfect.

perfect or loose?

[razorboy]

perfect or loose?

In his world they are one and the same.

[Skellington]

If I didn't have cellulite, i'd be satisfied. But even when i got down to 115lbs and looked slightly auschweitzesque, I still had orange peel ass. Oh well, i guess that is why airbrushing was invented. Hooray CS4!

[Contra]

What is orange peel ass? Enlighten me

[weekapaugjz]

i like my rear end. it's a little big, but it's also very muscular from playing hockey for the last 23 years.

[drusilla]

could always be smaller

[RoseBlood]

If I didn't have cellulite, i'd be satisfied. But even when i got down to 115lbs and looked slightly auschweitzesque, I still had orange peel ass. Oh well, i guess that is why airbrushing was invented. Hooray CS4!

I don't have cellulite, even when I try to push the back and sides of my thighs down.. nothing.

I do however, have some stretch marks on my chest, butt, hips and thighs. Boy that doesn't sound good. You can't see them unless you're inspecting and they are light, but it's frustrating cause there is no way to get rid of them that I know of.

[Death Metal Moe]

I guess I'm lucky. My ass is just there. As a Robust gentleman, I lucked out because I've seen big guys with that big ass and it's weird.

As for women, as all men I prefer a shapely, full ass. And I'd prefer one that was on the way to fat over one that was on it's way to underfed every day of the week.