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The Blowhard
01-10-2002, 03:35 AM
Car Alarms Are Useless,
So Ban Them


By BRIAN C. ANDERSON

ew Yorkers hate car alarms. Bronx Campaign for Peace and Quiet founder John Dallas ranks car alarms as one of the biggest causes of noise complaints. More than 80% of the calls to New York's quality-of-life hotline concern noise, and many are car-alarm complaints, police say.

But then, car-alarm makers have designed these infernal devices to aggravate. First, they're loud. Top models like Viper and Hellfire boast sirens that hit a painful 125 decibels - as loud as a disco, and it's sounding right outside your window. Equally annoying, the alarms often come with electronic sensors so skittish that a passing motorcycle can get them screaming. On some estimates, 95% of car alarms that go off are false alarms.

The time has come for New York to outlaw these infernal noisemakers.

With so many vehicles equipped with car alarms - one in four households now owns one, costing anywhere from $100 to $1,000 and purchased with the car or in the $500 million aftermarket - a neighborhood can suffer several blaring over the course of a bad night, even if there's no thief in sight.

The alarms purport to deter auto crime. But 20 years after they became ubiquitous on city streets, it's incontrovertible: Car alarms don't work. The reasons they don't work are straightforward. First, a professional car thief can make short work of one - and these days the pros are responsible for 80% of the $7 billion-plus car-theft racket.

Second, the alarms have become so commonplace and false alarms so ubiquitous that nobody thinks "crime" when one goes off. A recent survey found that fewer than 1% of respondents would call the police on hearing a car alarm.

Industry lobbyists retort that 95% of those who've bought alarms are happy with them and that people feel more secure owning them. But so what? Lots of things people buy or do might make them individually happy or reassure them but come with social costs that may or may not be worth putting up with.

Making the alarms even harder to justify is the existence of vehicle security systems that do work - noiselessly. Manufacturer-installed immobilizers - they shut off your car's ignition system when someone without a key with the right computer chip embedded in it tries to start the car - have shrunk insurance losses for vehicles rigged with them by 50%.

So if car alarms don't work and drive folks crazy, what can we do about them? Many cities, including New York, have tried to crack down on them by fining owners of alarms that don't shut off after a few minutes. But enforcement, though it varies from precinct to precinct, remains lax.

Even if enforcement were draconian, however, the time-limit approach doesn't go far enough. A disgruntled Staten Islander explains why: "Limiting the amount of time that these alarms may go off has done little good. The same alarm can go off time and again." All it takes is a few seconds of one of these things blaring, and you're awake.

New York should be the first city to ban car alarms. You can have one if you want, but if yours goes off, you are subject to a fine. The industry would lobby to derail a ban, of course, just as it worked successfully to quash a City Council bill in 1997 that would have outlawed the aftermarket sale of alarms in the city.

But a firm mayoral push might be sufficient to get the City Council to pass a ban. Moreover, a ban might head off a new, motion-activated bike alarm, called Cycurity, that will be coming to market any day now with the potential to swell the urban din exponentially.

Anderson is senior editor of City Journal.
This article is adapted from the Journal's new issue.





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FN Moron
01-10-2002, 03:39 AM
Equally annoying, the alarms often come with electronic sensors so skittish that a passing motorcycle can get them screaming.LMAO... I have friends that intentionally do that... It's funny as hell hearing a whole block of car alarms go off when some guy on a chopped out Harley goes blowing down a block in the city...

Why the hell don't these people use something like LO-Jack, that actually tracks the vehicle, instead of some useless beeping devise?

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Haitian Bread Pizza
01-10-2002, 03:41 AM
Car arlarms are truly useless. So many of them sound the same that you don't know which is yours. Just install a lo-jack for goodness' sake. Stop waking me up early in the morning because a homeless man got to close to your car and it's going crazy. As a matter of fact I should get an alram to keep people away from me. How would this sound?: "Warning, you are too close. Back away from the Haitian. You have ten second to get away from the Haitian."

The rats and children follow me out of their homes. The rats and children follow me out of town. Come on kids.

Tazz1376
01-10-2002, 05:40 AM
I have the dumbest person ever for a neighbor. He has like 7 children, and therefore needs to drive this huge van. For some reason, he doesn't let his children play outside, so when they get home, they have to run directly from the van to the house. Unfortunately for us, he leaves them in the van until he unlocks the door to the house. But in the mean time, he puts the car alarm on with all of the children in the van. Everytime, one of them opens the door and sets off the alarm. And it takes him 10 minutes to turn it off.

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Thanks Rooster

wilee
01-10-2002, 05:47 AM
Tazz- Does he think that Pootertoot lives in the neighborhood? lol...

Lojack is good for if your car gets stolen. A car alarm would serve a purpose to keep someone from breaking into your car to steal something out of it (radio, etc). I agree that they are annoying when you're trying to sleep, but they had their place when they were new.

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FezNotRon
01-10-2002, 05:53 AM
I've been trying to think of ways to make car alarms more effective. Here are a few ideas...feel free to add some of your own.

Essentially, my plan consists of clever Car Alarm Sayings:

-- "This care will self-destruct in 5...4...3..."

-- "While you're trying to steal my car, I'm up town, banging your mother."

-- "This car is owned by an AIDS patient...don't lick the seats."

-- "This car's radio cannot play the Ron & Fez show."

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ROMEO
01-10-2002, 12:27 PM
City life, you guys can keep it, where I live the keys are in my truck all the time. I lock the front door at nite [i don't know why] but the garage is open if you need to use it. I'll take the country life anytime.

GOD BLESS , ROMEO