How do you feel about your tits?

[lleeder]

Alot of people want bigger ones.

[hammersavage]

Girls, don't get implants. A friend of mine just got 'em this week and she didn't need em.

I guess whatever makes you happy but don't be crazy.

[BlackSpider]

I like real ones, and I like small to medium...

[Drunky McBetidont]

i feel strongly about them. very strongly.

[underdog]

I would like smaller boobs. They bounce when I run up the stairs.

[MacVittie]

I'm not gonna lie, a big rack is a very nice thing on a gal.

[west milly Tom]

Real big ones > fake big ones

[hammersavage]

Real big ones > fake big ones

Precisely.



Here's the tit order:

real big ones
real small ones
fake big ones
fake small ones (you fucked up somewhere)

[epo]

Ladies, whatever choices you make I'm cool with as long as you are comfort with them.

And please don't listen to Hammersavage...he's a man without a car.

[hammersavage]

Ladies, whatever choices you make I'm cool with as long as you are comfort with them.

And please don't listen to Hammersavage...he's a man without a car.

Rewatch Ferris Bueller you hippie

[cartshlepper]

I am for them:clap:

[underdog]

Ladies, whatever choices you make I'm cool with as long as you are comfort with them.

And please don't listen to Hammersavage...he's a man without a car.

I agree with everything this man has said.

[epo]

Rewatch Ferris Bueller you hippie

I don't need no movie watchin'.....you anti-boobie choice person!

[Marc with a c]

i have hairy tits.

[razorboy]

I myself am built like a Greek God. For those who aren't, though, RonFez.net is here to help.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/ghj.jpg

On chicks, I love them whatever size.

[weekapaugjz]

i have hairy tits.

stugots?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i would like some big real ones that mesmerize men...but i have small real ones and i buy fantastic bras to make them look nice even though they are really chicken cutlets impostors


i dont think i need implants bc i have such a great personality yakyak

[hammersavage]

We got any chicken cutlet breasts back there Earl?

[Mullenax]

I'm insecure about my body. My man has put in six years and he deserves a little somethin'. Tits- make 'em happen already. Windfall of money, after travel and debt payoff, I'd get boobified without hesitation.

[~Katja~]

I was about to vote pee on my nipple... but bigger ones are what I really want!

They were great while prego and after... but then I lost weight and they got small... when I am a bit heavier they are ok but could be bigger... yet if I'd lose weight to be in the body I like my breasts are too small, cause they lose weight first :(

[TheGameHHH]

I was about to vote pee on my nipple... but bigger ones are what I really want!

They were great while prego and after... but then I lost weight and they got small... when I am a bit heavier they are ok but could be bigger... yet if I'd lose weight to be in the body I like my breasts are too small, cause they lose weight first :(

you women are never happy huh? its either 'im fat but my tits are spectacular' or 'im super thin and my tits sucks'.

[Mullenax]

you women are never happy huh? its either 'im fat but my tits are spectacular' or 'im super thin and my tits sucks'.

I think you summed it up... it's more likely than not one or the other.

Great natural tits are a spectacular phenomenon.

[FUNKMAN]

i was wrestling my nephew in the ocean a couple years back and he called me "hamburger tits"...

[MacVittie]

An old girlfriend of mine had very large breasts and always complained that they were too big and she wanted them to be smaller. I didn't have the heart to tell her that they were the only thing she had going for her in this world.

[Slumbag]

Fake tits are retarded. End of story.
They don't feel right, and they don't sit right. They generally make women look less attractive.

[hammersavage]

An old girlfriend of mine had very large breasts and always complained that they were too big and she wanted them to be smaller. I didn't have the heart to tell her that they were the only thing she had going for her in this world.

Pics plz

Fake tits are retarded. End of story.
They don't feel right, and they don't sit right. They generally make women look less attractive.

Almost all of the time. Some women, usually older with a kid or two can really benefit from a lift and a small implant.

[TooLowBrow]

i couldnt tell christina applegate's were fake if i didnt know

[Mullenax]

I have never seen (to my knowledge) or touched fakes, and if I had I might have a different opinion. It is probably foolish to base my desire on photos of reality celebrities.

[Liverspot]

I like boobs, and I like them proportionate to the individual.

If you are a big girl, bring them on, if you are a tall slender girl then small and gentle is beautiful.

Of course I prefer natural rather than the implants that seem so popular with todays culture. Boobies are beautiful!

[jennysmurf]

i was wrestling my nephew in the ocean a couple years back and he called me "hamburger tits"...

Hot.

[MacVittie]

Pics plz

You asked for it, you got it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3487424973_7dbe7e12f3.jpg

Here's a better cleavage shot

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3488240154_57a56cc476.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

i know a girl who looks just like that

except

the girl i know doesnt steal hamburgers from mcdonalds

[A.J.]

Fake tits are retarded. End of story.
They don't feel right, and they don't sit right. They generally make women look less attractive.

:clap:

[~Katja~]

you women are never happy huh? its either 'im fat but my tits are spectacular' or 'im super thin and my tits sucks'.

if you had small ones to begin with they are fine after one loses weight... lol



Almost all of the time. Some women, usually older with a kid or two can really benefit from a lift and a small implant.
I'll agree with ya on the lift... implants not so much

I have never seen (to my knowledge) or touched fakes, and if I had I might have a different opinion. It is probably foolish to base my desire on photos of reality celebrities.

a friend of mine had implants and a tummy tuck right after her kid which she had in her early 40's.
She has a tiny waist and balloon tits... and she was never happy with them either... had to go back to get the nipples corrected and stuff...
I would not want to go through that much hassle... then I rather buy a nice bra like Britney already pointed out.

[Jughead]

I like real ones, and I like small to medium...

x2

[jessicaduh]

Creeps.

[nate1000]

Great natural tits are a spectacular phenomenon.

But they don't exist past the age of 22.

[Jujubees2]

I would like smaller boobs. They bounce when I run up the stairs.

This post is useless without VIDEO!

[dino_electropolis]

Ok, maybe I'm slow but can someone explain difference between implants and lifts? Is a lift just a procedure whereby the skin is pulled back?

Oh and more booby talk on this site is always welcome

[drjoek]

Ok, maybe I'm slow but can someone explain difference between implants and lifts? Is a lift just a procedure whereby the skin is pulled back?

Oh and more booby talk on this site is always welcome

Correct
sort of
Dont you ever watch Dr90210?

[dino_electropolis]

Unfortunately, no. But thanks for the info. My chick is very well endowed and I fear that after a couple kids those lovely fun bags would mutate to old Italian grandma bombs. I wouldn't want her gettin anything implanted but I'd def pay to get those fuckers back to their perky brilliance !

[~Katja~]

Unfortunately, no. But thanks for the info. My chick is very well endowed and I fear that after a couple kids those lovely fun bags would mutate to old Italian grandma bombs. I wouldn't want her gettin anything implanted but I'd def pay to get those fuckers back to their perky brilliance !

they won't.

[dino_electropolis]

they won't.

Does that come backed by the Katja Guaranty?

Because if they do become knee slappers, i'm comin for yours!

[grlNIN]

My brothers devout Christian wife got implants after she had their son.

She was a negative A cup before pregnant and i know she breastfed, so i can't imagine that she actually needed to get implants for any other reason than because she felt unattractive without a chest.

At any rate, i have seen pictures of her (we don't talk wonder why?) and it is bizarre to see the after version she has become since the surgery. It doesn't look natural, it doesn't make her look better at all and it doesn't work because i know she never had them, so to me they look even more dramatic and false.

[Aggie]

Natural big ones run in my family. So much so that an aunt and cousin have already gotten reductions. Right now they hurt my back. I would like to be somewhat smaller but I think if I drop my extra pounds I will be back to my college boobies which I loved.

[~Katja~]

Does that come backed by the Katja Guaranty?

Because if they do become knee slappers, i'm comin for yours!

just massage them daily!

[razorboy]

just massage them daily!

http://subwaychatter.com/blog/images/arodgay.jpg

[topless_mike]

I was about to vote pee on my nipple... but bigger ones are what I really want!

They were great while prego and after... but then I lost weight and they got small... when I am a bit heavier they are ok but could be bigger... yet if I'd lose weight to be in the body I like my breasts are too small, cause they lose weight first :(

they seemed perfect to me.

i mean :innocent:

[~Katja~]

they seemed perfect to me.

i mean :innocent:

underwire bra's are a wonderful invention

[topless_mike]

underwire bra's are a wonderful invention

so is a sock in the pants.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

mine are dwindling down to a low B cup

now how do i get out of a speeding ticket

[razorboy]

mine are dwindling down to a low B cup

now how do i get out of a speeding ticket

The same way you always have. Handjob.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The same way you always have. Handjob.

bacon grease is a good lube

I mean well I never

[biggirl]

I guess mine have potential after I start working out one of these days.

I feel like I ruined myself for ever having nice, big boobs. I started "developing" in the 3rd grade...so embarrassing. I went to a pool party and all of those 3rd grade boys starting making fun of my boobs. After that day I prayed every night that I would not have "Dolly Parton" boobs. My prayers were answered.

Now, I just pray that they don't get saggy, since I have already had kids...so far so good.

[Contra]

I like making tits feel good

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm insecure about my body. My man has put in six years and he deserves a little somethin'. Tits- make 'em happen already. Windfall of money, after travel and debt payoff, I'd get boobified without hesitation.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2559/spittake.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

OK. I think I'm one of the few people here that is an open advocate of getting a boob job. Hence the term "the Matty Fridays Special".

I like round, symmetrical boobs, so a really well-done boob job is extremely attractive to me.

The problem is, and always has been, that a lot of bad boob jobs are the results of shitty doctors.

Denise Milani is probably the best example of the most wonderful boob job ever.

[~Katja~]

OK. I think I'm one of the few people here that is an open advocate of getting a boob job. Hence the term "the Matty Fridays Special".

I like round, symmetrical boobs, so a really well-done boob job is extremely attractive to me.

The problem is, and always has been, that a lot of bad boob jobs are the results of shitty doctors.

Denise Milani is probably the best example of the most wonderful boob job ever.

I have thought it many times before and ill say it now: you are insane!
Math has no room in a bedroom or on a human body.

if you wanna bring statistics into this... 9 out of 10 boob jobs go wrong.
(and no, I cannot back that up... that's just my personal opinion and experience.)

[hammersavage]

Nothing better than Titi Math

[~Katja~]

Nothing better than Titi Math

wish they used that in school, I may have paid more attention

[razorboy]

wish they used that in school, I may have paid more attention

i concur.

[Crispy123]

I just had a chick biting my nipples about an hour ago, i am in some serious fucking pain here. It was totally worth it but im hating my tits right now.

[A.J.]

http://subwaychatter.com/blog/images/arodgay.jpg

Bitch tits.

[ToiletCrusher]

I like mine.

[jessicaduh]

...bitten.

[boosterp]

OK. I think I'm one of the few people here that is an open advocate of getting a boob job. Hence the term "the Matty Fridays Special".

I like round, symmetrical boobs, so a really well-done boob job is extremely attractive to me.

The problem is, and always has been, that a lot of bad boob jobs are the results of shitty doctors.

Denise Milani is probably the best example of the most wonderful boob job ever.

I hate fake tits. I like the natural look, and if there is a little sag so what I'll still molest them. Fake tits feel fake and often look fake.

[LordJezo]

All you need is a mouthful.

[EddieMoscone]

...bitten.

That was hot.

[hammersavage]

Once bitten, twice shy

[RoseBlood]

Unless you have a titty fucking fetish, anything over a C is gluttonous. :dry:

[hammersavage]

'True Life: I don't like my small breasts' on right now. I want to punch these girls.



in the tits.



This chick used some natural enhancement, some pills and cream, and it worked.

[RoseBlood]

great.. now i'm watching this.

"the goal of meditation is to learn to be happy with my small boobs"

hahaha good for her.. santosha through meditation.

[Marc with a c]

i could use a nice self esteem boost, i'm thinking about getting myself some nice tits.

[hammersavage]

Oh shit, Audrina confronts Brodie's girlfriend y'all!!!

[zildjian361]

I was about to vote pee on my nipple... but bigger ones are what I really want!

They were great while prego and after... but then I lost weight and they got small... when I am a bit heavier they are ok but could be bigger... yet if I'd lose weight to be in the body I like my breasts are too small, cause they lose weight first :(

it's your Ass that count's:laugh:

[A.J.]

i could use a nice self esteem boost, i'm thinking about getting myself some nice tits.

Me too. But I'm afraid the hooker will be a cop.

[fezident]

We got any chicken cutlet breasts back there Earl?

I never ever type this but:

fuckin' LOL!!
:clap::laugh:

[MacVittie]

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/girl%20boob.jpg

[razorboy]

Disturbing.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i bet the snagle tooth creeps spanks while looking at his nipple in the mirror

[jennysmurf]

i was wrestling my nephew in the ocean a couple years back and he called me "hamburger tits"...

A spammer was trying to bump this thread, and the title made me curious. Reading through, I felt this post needed appreciation. It made me :lol:.

[jennysmurf]

Hot.

As I kept reading, I saw that I had responded to Funkman's comment already. Some things never change, I guess.

[A.J.]

I haven't felt tits in a while. :down:

[jennysmurf]

I haven't felt tits in a while. :down:

I'll give you a pity feel if you want, but you have to come over here. I ain't flying all the way over there for a pity feel.

[thepaulo]

I love everything just the way God gave it to me.

[A.J.]

I love everything just the way God gave it to me.

I think the Virgin Mary said the same thing.

[cougarjake13]

They're too jiggly

[CountryBob]

I have Moobs :down: