Phoning on the Pot

[nickeye]

Toilet, that is. It freaks me out when I can tell my friend's calling me from the hopper. It's just wrong.

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[The Belcher]

Karma? Kismet? Psychic? I was just peeing while on the phone with someone, and typing in the chatroom, and peeing on the shower curtain because I was distracted, and here I find this! Wow. Freaky. Got a mop?





Here's my friend, he's got no name.
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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I will only pee on the toilet while on the phone if I'm talking to my best friend. She used to live with me and we'd pee in front of each other all the time.

I wouldn't do it to anyone else. The echo gives it away.

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[Zipgun]

Now I gotta go.

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[GvacNoMore]

Isn't this why cordless phones were invented in the first place?

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Thanks, Rooster!

[Tazz1376]

I use the phone on the toilet if necessary. But due to my shy bladder, I have trouble peeing while on the phone.

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Thanks Rooster

[Jennitalia]

i'll pee while im talking on the phone with my mom

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[wilee]

I stayed in a hotel in Indianapolis that had a phone IN the bathroom- right next to the toilet. I told my friend in the next room, "Don't even think of calling me from there."

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[Gwen]

I pee on the phone alllll the time, especially with pooter. I always run the bathroom sink water and he says "are you peeing again" and i say "ummmm no, im just washing my hands" but then i forget to keep the gig up and I flush the toilet, run away and get busted. And yes, this is why cordless phones were invented.

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[wilee]

I pee on the phone alllll the time


Remind me never to use your phone.

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[FezNotRon]

"I pee on the phone alllll the time"

Remind me never to use your phone.



Damnit...beat me to the punchline.

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[Sheeplovr]

One time my freind called me just cause he had really loud dieraha and i could just hear everything

That was a great birthday

Loveline talk about this for a half an hour Adam is so smart

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[sunndoggy8]

I never pee or poop while on the phone. That time is totally set as "Sunny Time", and I do my best thinking there.

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