Going to the beach today?

[LordJezo]

Screw winter and all this cold weather we have been having.

It's going to break 80 today and I'm headed to the shore.

I suppose I'll leave for Belmar in about an hour. Water will still be frigid but after spending the last few months frozen it should be enjoyable to sit out on the sand for a few hours.

Who's with me?

[underdog]

I was going to go but I was at the gym and my friends were telling me that Obama wants to fence in all the shorelines, like in North Korea, to make Kim Jong Il feel more welcome here. And I'm afraid that if I go today, Obama will fence out all the Christians on the other side of the fence.

[Gvac]

Maybe I'll head to the nude beach at Sandy Hook.

I hate a pale penis.

[SatCam]

I was considering it but then I decided to stay home and post on ronfez.net

[TheMojoPin]

I have a whale penis.

Freak.

[~Katja~]

Maybe I'll head to the nude beach at Sandy Hook.

I hate a pale penis.

watch out for the flies there


and I wanted to do something beachy this weekend but it is way too late to go to the beach now, by the time I get there I have to leave

[TjM]

Blech

Sun and Salt Water no thank you. I try to avoid the outdoors at all cost

[LordJezo]

watch out for the flies there


and I wanted to do something beachy this weekend but it is way too late to go to the beach now, by the time I get there I have to leave

pfft. the jersey shore is right down the road. peak air temperatures are not supposed to be until 2 pm, leave now and it will be perfect when you get there.

[KatPw]

We were going to walk around the arboretum today but they are having some childrens' event so we are going to go next week instead if it's nice. Yard work instead.

[Snoogans]

Ive already been to the beach a few times this year:

http://www.eagleparbirdie.com/imgname--tiger_woods_his_knee_and_the_masters---50226711--Tiger%20Bunker%20Shot.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

going to the beach probably tomorrow - right now, im doing work while baking in the sun

[drjoek]

As soon as I finish up some stuff in the yard here. I will walk the block and a half to the beach. Finish the book I am reading and start the Torre book. Going to listen to 7/9/95 Jerrys last show

[Farmer Dave]

What is this mystical place you call 'beach'? It sounds lovely.

[A.J.]

No. I haven't had a bikini wax yet.

[Fallon]

I was gonna go out to Castle Island (it's along the beach) for hotdogs in Southie earlier, we drove by the area and it was fucking packed. Screw that, went to a restaurant.

[razorboy]

I'm going to Fort DeSoto tomorrow.

[TheGameHHH]

Ive already been to the beach a few times this year:

http://www.eagleparbirdie.com/imgname--tiger_woods_his_knee_and_the_masters---50226711--Tiger%20Bunker%20Shot.jpg

I just came back from that beach, surprisingly it was unusually easy for me to get out today

[beachbum]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn250/edisaacs/grouper4-25.jpg

I was going to go to the beach today but the marine forcast was perfect so I did this instead.Four of those are mine and no,I'm not the fat old broad.I took the picture.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I spent the day in Atlantic City.

[LordJezo]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2828/76502314.jpg

We made it down there but it was freezing. The weather up until a couple of miles away was very hot. Windows were down in the car or the a/c was used. But then once we got there it was much colder than expected. The beach itself was even worse with a strong north wind making it almost unbearable. We weren't the only ones this happened to, it seemed like everyone had the same idea, they were all dressed for a day at the beach but like us no one lasted very long. We almost made it an hour before we had to pack up and do something else, it was just too cold to be out.

It was sad once we got back inland a little bit because the temperature was still hot.

[TheMojoPin]

Wait, slow down...the temperature by a large body of water was COOLER?

Holy crap.

You're going to demolish the scientific world with this stunning revelation, Dr. Jezo.

[jessicaduh]

fucking land-locked bullshit.

[Jujubees2]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2828/76502314.jpg

We made it down there but it was freezing. The weather up until a couple of miles away was very hot. Windows were down in the car or the a/c was used. But then once we got there it was much colder than expected. The beach itself was even worse with a strong north wind making it almost unbearable. We weren't the only ones this happened to, it seemed like everyone had the same idea, they were all dressed for a day at the beach but like us no one lasted very long. We almost made it an hour before we had to pack up and do something else, it was just too cold to be out.

It was sad once we got back inland a little bit because the temperature was still hot.

I was talking to some friends and they told me that it's all Obama's fault that the beaches were cold yesterday. It's just anotyer way he's trying to keep us down.

[drjoek]

I am posting this from the beach. I am looking at Block Island in the distance.

[Drunky McBetidont]

we are heading to the beach in a few minutes. i am grilling chicken to take with.


this one is 1.2 miles from my house so we go there a lot.

http://www.west-florida-fun.com/anclote-park.cfm

[LordJezo]

Wait, slow down...the temperature by a large body of water was COOLER?

Holy crap.

You're going to demolish the scientific world with this stunning revelation, Dr. Jezo.

f u!

we were prepared for colder, i knew it wasn't going to be 90 at the beach but going from 90 inland to being so cold that you needed a jacket, long pants, and a blanket just to keep from shivering took us by surprise.

I was talking to some friends and they told me that it's all Obama's fault that the beaches were cold yesterday. It's just anotyer way he's trying to keep us down.

Most likely true, but after seeing what Obama could do we retreated to the comfort of a country line dance bar in Watchung to be amongst my people and to reassure us that support was out there.

[drjoek]

f u!

we were prepared for colder, i knew it wasn't going to be 90 at the beach but going from 90 inland to being so cold that you needed a jacket, long pants, and a blanket just to keep from shivering took us by surprise.



Most likely true, but after seeing what Obama could do we retreated to the comfort of a country line dance bar in Watchung to be amongst my people and to reassure us that support was out there.



Basic high school science

[LordJezo]

Basic high school science

Which would be what, when 80 degree weather is on the forecast expect a wind chill of 25 degrees?

[drjoek]

Which would be what, when 80 degree weather is on the forecast expect a wind chill of 25 degrees?



The temperature will be 10 degrees cooler at the beach than inland. There will be quite a bit more wind at the shore the wind is coming from off shore and will be cooled by the water which has a temperature in the 50s this time of year.

So..... Yeah

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, let's be fair, drjoek. Jezo has a lot on his mind these days. How can he be expected to deduce that the beach wouldn't have warmed up in less than 24 hours? That shit is complicated, man!

[LordJezo]

Naa, you're all just crazy. No one expected it to be that cold yesterday, which is why there were so many people there. Just an odd wind occurrence.

I bet there will be just as many people there today as well, having it be that cold was just strange.

[SatCam]

Naa, you're all just crazy. No one expected it to be that cold yesterday, which is why there were so many people there. Just an odd wind occurrence..

Odd wind occurrence? Or CIA plot to keep the people off NJ's beaches???????????????????

[TheMojoPin]

Naa, you're all just crazy. No one expected it to be that cold yesterday, which is why there were so many people there. Just an odd wind occurrence.

I bet there will be just as many people there today as well, having it be that cold was just strange.

Never underestimate the ability of mass stupidity.

What you should have said is, "none of these people WHO ARE CLUELESS ABOUT WEATHER OFF OF LARGE BODIES OF WATER AND LIVE NOWHERE NEAR THEM will be back again today."

[razorboy]

Odd wind occurrence? Or CIA plot to keep the people off NJ's beaches???????????????????

Like you'd need a conspiracy to accomplish that.

[Snoogans]

Naa, you're all just crazy. No one expected it to be that cold yesterday, which is why there were so many people there. Just an odd wind occurrence.

I bet there will be just as many people there today as well, having it be that cold was just strange.

Its not an odd wind occurance. Its called a wind blowing off a body of 50 degree water. We arent all crazy, we have all actually been to the beach. Even when the ocean is like 70 degrees in the summer, it holds the coastal temperatures a good 5 degrees below inland.


and here is another odd point. If you poured soda into a glass, it would be that temperature. If you pour it THROUGH ICE, it will get alot colder.

Picture wind over the water this early as it pouring through ice

[drjoek]

Like you'd need a conspiracy to accomplish that.



When it warms up they drop needles from the sky.

[drjoek]

Its not an odd wind occurance. Its called a wind blowing off a body of 50 degree water. We arent all crazy, we have all actually been to the beach. Even when the ocean is like 70 degrees in the summer, it holds the coastal temperatures a good 5 degrees below inland.


and here is another odd point. If you poured soda into a glass, it would be that temperature. If you pour it THROUGH ICE, it will get alot colder.

Picture wind over the water this early as it pouring through ice



OR

Just read my exact same post 5 posts earlier
:tongue:

[Drunky McBetidont]

When it warms up they drop needles from the sky.

aids needles and jelly fish

[Snoogans]

OR

Just read my exact same post 5 posts earlier
:tongue:

you arent important enough

[drjoek]

you arent important enough



But apparently we are both equally brilliant!

[Snoogans]

But apparently we are both equally brilliant!

you are also too nice about it. You explained it like its just something you need to be near the ocean to ever learn. EVERYONE should have common sense enough to figure this shit out

[TheMojoPin]

Snoogans explained much better.

[Snoogans]

Snoogans explained much better.

thats cause im way better than silly doctors.


Snoogans.....better than doctors

[beachbum]

Inland temperatures(say Orlando)92 degrees.Beach temperatures 83 degrees.Gulf of Mexico water temperature 77 degrees.

[Snoogans]

Inland temperatures(say Orlando)92 degrees.Beach temperatures 83 degrees.Gulf of Mexico water temperature 77 degrees.

equals inland NJ temp 88 - Beach temp 68 degrees - atlantic ocean temp 55

[Lady Resin]

Watching the beach (http://www.nj.com/shore/belmarcam/):sad:

[SatCam]

Watching the beach (http://www.nj.com/shore/belmarcam/):sad:

All those poor people on the beach! I think I see some winter coats and space heaters out there!

[LordJezo]

All those poor people on the beach! I think I see some winter coats and space heaters out there!

See? Lots of people, must mean its better today, not the craziness that went down yesterday. Shame we had to be there for the bad weather and not today where there is nothing but happiness and skin.

[Snoogans]

See? Lots of people, must mean its better today, not the craziness that went down yesterday. Shame we had to be there for the bad weather and not today where there is nothing but happiness and skin.

ummm, it would be almost no different today with the exception the air was hotter. You are just a pussy, and those people can handle it

[TheMojoPin]

All of this sounds like a great edition of Snoogans' tips.

[Dude!]

All of this sounds like a great edition of Snoogans' tips.

oxymoron

[SatCam]

I just got back from a beach on Stamford Harbor. Ate some lunch, but it was really too cold and windy to lay down and get some sun. I think I saw some unmarked black vans exiting the lot as I was arriving tho...........hmmmmmmm....................

[Dude!]

I just got back from a beach on Stamford Harbor. Ate some lunch, but it was really too cold and windy to lay down and get some sun. I think I saw some unmarked black vans exiting the lot as I was arriving tho...........hmmmmmmm....................

they were dispersing
the swine flu virus