Happy Administrative Assistant Day

[WampusCrandle]

in other words, happy secretary day, Shanequa!

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[Aggie]

I HATE when my boss calls me his assitant. I'm so glad he doesn't recognize this day.

[underdog]

I HATE when my boss calls me his assitant. I'm so glad he doesn't recognize this day.

Maybe if you were more of an assistant to him, you wouldn't be posting in the horny thread so often.

[Aggie]

Ewwww, my office is filled with old dudes.

I'm only an "assistant" because I'm in a small office and I have to act in that capacity. I'm really in marketing and when I got hired it was temporary that I would have to answer phones, order office supplies, all the receptionist duties. Six years later I'm pissed off we haven't hired one yet so I'm touchy about it. Damn economy made us cut out hiring one this year.

[underdog]

Ewwww, my office is filled with old dudes.

I'm only an "assistant" because I'm in a small office and I have to act in that capacity. I'm really in marketing and when I got hired it was temporary that I would have to answer phones, order office supplies, all the receptionist duties. Six years later I'm pissed off we haven't hired one yet so I'm touchy about it. Damn economy made us cut out hiring one this year.

Aren't you a girl? Girls can't do real jobs, silly.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i am not trying to be masogonistic, i am curious. i pose a question here: do women still "sleep their way to the top"? like they supposedly did in the past. do administrative assistants get slapped in the ass by the boss?

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[WampusCrandle]

Aren't you a girl? Girls can't do real jobs, silly.

especially if they are over 30 ...

[drjoek]

I'm glad this day snuck by at my office without me having to pony up for anything.

[angrymissy]

I've been an assistant for almost 10 years.

I'm not a secretary and not a "Shaniqua" thank you very much.

I'll give you one of life's great lessons. Don't ever fuck with the boss' assistant.

[Hottub]

I'm glad this day snuck by at my office without me having to pony up for anything.

Cheap bastard.

[led37zep]

i am not trying to be masogonistic, i am curious. i pose a question here: do women still "sleep their way to the top"? like they supposedly did in the past. do administrative assistants get slapped in the ass by the boss?



Yes people still sleep their way up the ladder...at least in my little corner of the world.

[A.J.]

I'll give you one of life's great lessons. Don't ever fuck with the boss' assistant.

So true with the military. The EA can make your life a breeze -- or a living hell.

[led37zep]

I'll give you one of life's great lessons. Don't ever fuck with the boss' assistant.

SOOOO true, I've gotten more jobs by being cool with an assistant than I have from knowing anyone higher up the chain.

[~Katja~]

Aren't you a girl? Girls can't do real jobs, silly.

especially if they are over 30 ...

cause then they are no longer girls and work in jobs above most of you

[angrymissy]

Yes people still sleep their way up the ladder...at least in my little corner of the world.

Hah. Not where I'm from, but I've always worked corporate.

So true with the military. The EA can make your life a breeze -- or a living hell.

I've been working for my current boss for 4 years, my boss prior to that is now the President of the Division. Both of them trust my opinion on many things, and both of them trust me to complete many tasks that would normally go through them. Fuck with me and you'll have a much
harder time getting that shit done.

[A.J.]

Fuck with me and you'll have a much
harder time getting that shit done.

MA'AM, YES MA'AM!!!

[EliSnow]

Fuck with me and you'll have a much
harder time getting that shit done.

I bet they call you angrymissy at work too.

[ToiletCrusher]

The secret.... I mean administrative assistant is the reason why I didn't get funding for my independent research renewed this semester.

So, instead of saying happy blah blah, I just spit in her coffee.