To All Of The Bass Players Out There

[RhinoinMN]

I heard in an interview with Flea that it his sole reason to play bass was that low frequency sound increases sperm count.

So, our resident bass players must have some experience with this.

Do you guys shoot monster loads? How much and how thick? Please describe.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[DarkHippie]

Inquiring minds want to know.

Really?

[RhinoinMN]

Now that I think about it. drjoek missed his calling.

[BlackSpider]

Yup it's true.
And power. I've shot over 3' already...

[FezsAssistant]

I heard in an interview with Flea that it his sole reason to play bass was that low frequency sound increases sperm count.

So, our resident bass players must have some experience with this.

Do you guys shoot monster loads? How much and how thick? Please describe.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Honestly, I thought it was because he couldn't handle playing trumpet and switched.

[RhinoinMN]

Honestly, I thought it was because he couldn't handle playing trumpet and switched.

Worked out pretty good for him then. RHCP would've sounded ridiculous.

[JerseyRich]

I've been playing bass for pretty much as long as I've been able to ejaculate, I can't confirm as to if it's increased my load. But size of load has nothing to do with sperm count.

But my loads are substantial and viscous.

[Gvac]

my loads are substantial and viscous.

I'll say.

[RhinoinMN]

I've been playing bass for pretty much as long as I've been able to ejaculate, I can't confirm as to if it's increased my load. But size of load has nothing to do with sperm count.

But my loads are substantial and viscous.

It would make it thicker and heavier. So yes it would. This is the info I'm looking for.

[JerseyRich]

I'll say.


I was just quoting you, honey.

[TheMojoPin]

Fortunately, since we're talking about bass players this should be pretty easy for them to keep track of since they'll be spending their nights alone.

[JerseyRich]

Fortunately, since we're talking about bass players this should be pretty easy for them to keep track of since they'll be spending their nights alone.
We're just too tired from fucking all morning and afternoon.

[Jughead]

Fortunately, since we're talking about bass players this should be pretty easy for them to keep track of since they'll be spending their nights alone.

I will have you know I sleep with...............A nice girl almost every night...........I know!!!!!! How do you get a bass player off your porch..pay for the pie..Phucker..:smile:

[TheMojoPin]

We're just too tired from fucking up trying to play a real musical instrument all morning and afternoon.

Fixed for reality.

[RhinoinMN]

I can't wait for Topples_Mike top cum in here and own you all with the size of his loads.

[BlackSpider]

You can tie a girl up with my "ropes"...

[RhinoinMN]

You can tie a girl up with my "ropes"...

realistically a man.

[Jughead]

I wear I rubber at work kind of like a diaper...:smile:..Just in case the customer says yes!!!

[TheMojoPin]

True fact: if one can't play a musical instrument they're technically still more musically talented than a bass player.

[Jughead]

Elephants Always Do Good..Figure that one out Chicago funny guy!!!!We have to start some where Dot....:smoke:

[TheMojoPin]

If you weren't such an awesome Bears fan, I'd ban you off of a hunch that you're actually reeshy.

[Caseyelan]

I've been playing since I was 13 and I can tell you my jizz is ropey.

[Gvac]

Isn't that cute!

A chick thinks she can play bass!

You're adorable, Casey!

[~Katja~]

I heard in an interview with Flea that it his sole reason to play bass was that low frequency sound increases sperm count.

So, our resident bass players must have some experience with this.

Do you guys shoot monster loads? How much and how thick? Please describe.

Inquiring minds want to know.

no monster loads... just great sex... well, I said it before... fucking fantastic sex

[Caseyelan]

Isn't that cute!

A chick thinks she can play bass!

You're adorable, Casey!

Thinks? I know, oldtimer.

[JerseyRich]

no monster loads... just great sex... well, I said it before... fucking fantastic sex


She speaks the truth...We are fantastic...

...and ropey.

[Freakshow]

Isn't that cute!

A chick thinks she can play bass!

You're adorable, Casey!

Melissa Auf der Maur is going to show up at your house and shove a p-bass where the sun don't shine.

Paz Lenchantin might help her out...

[SatCam]

I hear bass fishers are pretty good in bed too. They are Master Baiters

[~Katja~]

I hear bass fishers are pretty good in bed too. They are Master Baiters

where did you hear that? I only know the bass fishing chicks are hot... but smelly fishy

[DarkHippie]

Thinks? I know, oldtimer.

That's ok, Gvac thinks he can play guitar

[topless_mike]

it varies, actually.
if i go a couple of days without it, i get a fat thick load. my projection isnt what it was 10 years ago, but i could still easily land it on your neck from the pull n pray position.

and i dont know if the low frequencies boost your army. i am almost never by my amp. i spend most of my time over by the guitar players making sure they are playing the right chords and keeping in time.

fucking guitar players.

but really, does it matter? i know my army completes their missions...


tmi ?

[fezident]

I play bass AND shoot loads on a professional level.

[~Katja~]

I play bass AND shoot loads on a professional level.

does the sperm bank pay well? Its great that you are creative in this economy.

[topless_mike]

We're just too tired from fucking all morning and afternoon.

speak for yourself.
at least you get laid.

:glurps:

[BlackSpider]

I hear bass fishers are pretty good in bed too. They are Master Baiters


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[DolaMight]

I understand you asked for a picture of stephen king playing bass, well you got it asshole.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bass_20player.jpg
you're welcome in advance for your eyeball pleasure

[MC Pee Pants]

I play bass and Trombone , and ever since I was a kid I've liked bass instruments because they had the power to move a room. A good deep baritone saxophone note can shake your chair and tickle your balls the same way a bass or tuba could, so maybe thats why people dig bass instruments. They physically move you.

[topless_mike]

I play bass and Trombone , and ever since I was a kid I've liked bass instruments because they had the power to move a room. A good deep baritone saxophone note can shake your chair and tickle your balls the same way a bass or tuba could, so maybe thats why people dig bass instruments. They physically move you.

or maybe just cause the bass is the HEART of the band.
no bass = shitty band.

[RhinoinMN]

or maybe just cause the bass is the HEART of the band.
no bass = shitty band.

The White Stripes?







boo.

[ToiletCrusher]

The heart of a band is in its name.

[ANC]

The heart of a band is in its name.

Yes but they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating. And from what I've seen I believe 'em.

[RhinoinMN]

Yes but they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating. And from what I've seen I believe 'em.

HOLY SHIT!


That is the first Huey Lewis and the News reference I have ever seen on this board.

That deserves some kind of prize.

[Hottub]

HOLY SHIT!


That is the first Huey Lewis and the News reference I have ever seen on this board.

That deserves some kind of banning.

I'm on it.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm on it.

Don't be so hasty there tubby. Legend has it that Huey is hung like a mule. So he must shoot very impressive loads as well which would be topical for the thread.

[topless_mike]

The White Stripes?









like i said, shitty band.

[ToiletCrusher]

Don't be so hasty there tubby. Legend has it that Huey is hung like a mule. So he must shoot very impressive loads as well which would be topical for the thread.

Tubby bans to the tune of Power of Love.

[ANC]

off topic, but I'm crop-dusting my office. :unsure:

[topless_mike]

off topic, but I'm crop-dusting my office. :unsure:

:clap:

thats what that smell was. thought it was just the PA working on our sewers... again.
:wallbash:

[ANC]

:clap:

thats what that smell was. thought it was just the PA working on our sewers... again.
:wallbash:

:thumbup:

:wink:

[MC Pee Pants]

I thought we were talking about sperm.

[topless_mike]

bass players shoot bigger loads.

STAY HOT TOPIC PEOPLE !!!!!1!!!!!1!!

[A.J.]

no monster loads... just great sex... well, I said it before... fucking fantastic sex

I just had a horrible mental image of you and Lemmy. Ugh.

[DarkHippie]

like i said, shitty band.

The Doors had no bassist too

[TheMojoPin]

The Doors had no bassist too

Like he said, shitty band.

[topless_mike]

The Doors had no bassist too

ray manzarek's left hand did the job, but technically, you are correct.

im sitting on the pole on this one.

[A.J.]

The Doors had no bassist too

Like he said, shitty band.

I was wondering when you were going to show up.