View Full Version : i cant batch on religious holidays...
topless_mike
04-21-2009, 12:40 PM
i dont know. feels..... creepy. im not religious in any way, but like i feel that something bad will happen if i do. karma, even.
doesnt matter if its a catholic, jewish, or arabic holiday. if its on the calendar, its hands off for me.
anyone else?
~Katja~
04-21-2009, 12:41 PM
it's great to be a sinner
led37zep
04-21-2009, 12:43 PM
i dont know. feels..... creepy. im not religious in any way, but like i feel that something bad will happen if i do. karma, even.
doesnt matter if its a catholic, jewish, or arabic holiday. if its on the calendar, its hands off for me.
anyone else?
So you're looking at a calender to see if you could batch or not?
MacVittie
04-21-2009, 12:44 PM
i'm calling shenanigans. anyone who is that OCD doesn't jerk off at all.
or jerks of constantly.
drjoek
04-21-2009, 12:45 PM
The calender they give away at church has a religious day on ~90% of the dates. You would not be happy.
Hottub
04-21-2009, 01:17 PM
April 21, 2009
Yom HaSho'ah - Jewish
First Day of Ridvan - Baha'i
Hurray!!
http://www.zweg.com/ico/cum.gif
Thomas Merton
04-21-2009, 01:50 PM
Wait, you batch to a calendar? Which month?
disneyspy
04-21-2009, 01:52 PM
lent is too long
Fallon
04-21-2009, 02:05 PM
I probably do it more since I have the day off.
SatCam
04-21-2009, 02:10 PM
I know what you mean its kindve like batching before school I was never able to do it
I you only knew the vile things I did on Easter...you'd still be in church confessing.
Jughead
04-21-2009, 02:23 PM
Its Karma..Bass man
I had my very first wet dream on a Christmas night.
Ever since then it's become kind of a tradition to soil my sheets on that evening to commemorate the occasion.
SatCam
04-21-2009, 02:42 PM
I had my very first wet dream on a Christmas night.
The Virgin Mary slept on those very same sheets, and that folks, is how Baby Jesus was conceived.
Ha!
Doesn't sound too immaculate, though.
foodcourtdruide
04-21-2009, 02:54 PM
Could you have sex without intention of pro-creation on a religious holiday?
britneypablo
04-21-2009, 02:57 PM
<font color="deeppink"> I will def "batch" on a holiday...but i prefer sex on a holiday because when i think of Jesus i think of love
it's great to be a sinner
Or an athiest.
~Katja~
04-22-2009, 03:35 AM
Or an athiest.
or communist even
kinda goes hand in hand
or communist even
kinda goes hand in hand
Literally.
slames
04-22-2009, 04:30 AM
I used to jerk 5 times a day, EVERY day, for at least four years before I lost my virginity.
1) When I woke up. (I would set my alarm for work to allow for jerking even when hung over)
2)My break at work
3)As soon as I got home (after work shower)
4) Before leaving for any social/family event or errands
5)The ol' get to sleep spank
Religious holidays, birthdays, EVERY DAY! Even when people close to me died. I was driven to masturbate. For some reason I felt bad if I didn't feel like doing it and even thought about not making 5 for the day. The idea of not being able to beat your dick for any reason is foreign to me.
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