Joan Rivers...Would ya?

[led37zep]

Yes or No?

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/joan_rivers_plastic_surgery.jpg

[underdog]

It would be like fucking a scream mask.

[A.J.]

I wouldn't fuck MELISSA Rivers. So, no.

[burrben]

never

[Jujubees2]

I'd do Mickey Rivers before I would touch Joan Rivers!

[nate1000]

Absolutely, just to say I did.

But I'm dumpin round back.

[ToiletCrusher]

How would you be able to tell if you were having sex with her or her daughter, they look so similar now.

[underdog]

How would you be able to tell if you were having sex with her or her daughter

The amount of lube needed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it would be funny to have her mock my mediocre performance and make fun of the color of boxers I was wearing


also she probably sounds the same gettin some as she does mocking a Versace gown

[topless_mike]

got a hole and a heartbeat?
im in !

[~Katja~]

got a hole and a heartbeat?
im in !

in her case it would probably have to include a fist in her mouth...

[topless_mike]

in her case it would probably have to include a fist in her mouth...

whatever gets us through the 30 seconds.

hey.. you're about to break 10k... congrats.. i think.

[fezident]

Can you even fathom how dry and dusty her vooj must be? I mean, really.


I'd rather fuck a popsicle-stick birdhouse.

[EddieMoscone]

To all of you guys who say no, please take a moment to think about the quality of EVERY woman you have slept with in your life that WASN'T famous. If you still say no, good for you.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink">i might be off, but i think on easter my dad was sayin he saw her in the newark airport the other day an that she didnt look as bad as she does in pics....i think that means he would....and by that precedent being that im obsessed with my dad, i guess i would too

[~Katja~]

<font color="deeppink">i might be off, but i think on easter my dad was sayin he saw her in the newark airport the other day an that she didnt look as bad as she does in pics....i think that means he would....and by that precedent being that im obsessed with my dad, i guess i would too

haha, Brit is back... :clap: and stepping up

[Contra]

I'd fuck dot matrix.

[FezsAssistant]

I'd rather bang her than Melissa Rivers.

[fezident]

To all of you guys who say no, please take a moment to think about the quality of EVERY woman you have slept with in your life that WASN'T famous. If you still say no, good for you.
I stand by my answer.

[underdog]

I'd rather fuck a popsicle-stick birdhouse.

It's not as bad as you might think.

[Drunky McBetidont]

dont have to worry about getting her pregnant.

[boosterp]

Eh, why not? :drunk:

Few drinks, fuck her in the mouth, snap a picture, and off I go.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Eh, why not? :drunk:

Few drinks, fuck her in the mouth, snap a picture, and off I go.

maybe the creep thread was a bad idea?:unsure:

[cougarjake13]

dont think i could

[Death Metal Moe]

So much of he is fake after years of surgery it would be like fucking a blow up doll.

No thanks.

[cougarjake13]

So much of he is fake after years of surgery it would be like fucking a blow up doll.

No thanks.

i was thinking living skeleton but yours works as well




would it count as necrophilia ?? if you fucked her ??

[drjoek]

No

[sexy bastard]

i would rather be raped in prison

[Drunky McBetidont]

No

if she came to you, with her daughter, and asked that all of their teeth be pulled so that they could give you a double bubble gum job, would you?

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/2384.jpg

[OGC]

I'd have to say yes. As long as you could promise me I'd be first in line.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd have to say yes. As long as you could promise me I'd be first in line.


Ech. Not only is your font way too small, the thought of Joan Rivers sloppy seconds just made me retch.

[OGC]

I'd have to say yes. As long as you could promise me I'd be first in line.


Ech. Not only is your font way too small, the thought of Joan Rivers sloppy seconds just made me retch.

If you were second, you wouldn't need anywhere near as much lube.


does that font actually look small to others ? It looks bigger to me


how about this, bigger or smaller?

[Freakshow]

I'd fuck dot matrix.

http://www.r2kt.com/top20robots/dotmatrix.jpg

you'd need a lot more lube...

[Ritalin]

Of course I'd fuck her.

Oh, grow up!

[Dash77]

No !!!