View Full Version : I hate cupcakes
realmenhatelife
04-17-2009, 05:50 AM
I just dont like them. They just make me think about how I'd rather have a peice of cake or a cookie. I dont think they're cute or quirky and, aside from Mollys, I wish the cupcake trend would just go away. I am a grown man, I want a grown man's dessert.
I am a grown man, I want a grown man's dessert.
Real men don't have desert. They knock back a few shots of whiskey then work another 3 hours.
boosterp
04-17-2009, 06:25 AM
Cupcakes are good to eat from a chick's ass crack.
happytypinggirl
04-17-2009, 06:40 AM
i like them more than cake cause i dont like filling. I just like lots of cake and some icing. and with cupcakes i dont have to cut a slice.
Contra
04-17-2009, 06:41 AM
How could you say "aside from mollys"? Either you do or dont
burrben
04-17-2009, 06:45 AM
Cupcakes are good to eat from a chick's ass crack.
or you can put them on the head of a cock and pretend its a tree house
boosterp
04-17-2009, 06:48 AM
or you can put them on the head of a cock and pretend its a tree house
But leaves never stick to your face.
happytypinggirl
04-17-2009, 06:49 AM
How could you say "aside from mollys"? Either you do or dont
he was trying to be nice, and not wish that mollys disappear, and i appreciate that. :)
although i never get why people who dont like something for themselves would wish that thing would go away. i hate diet soda but it doesnt' bother me that it exists.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2009, 07:02 AM
cupcakes are the best, a cake is an investment you have eat with others
who the fuck buys a full cake for themselves (insert hippo fat joke)
a cup cake is perfect for a dessert for 1 or 2
also who didnt love getting a cupcake from a birfday boy/girl in grade school
RhinoinMN
04-17-2009, 07:03 AM
This is what I do to cupcakes
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0533.jpg?t=1239980581
boosterp
04-17-2009, 07:11 AM
I like the cake part better than the icing. Most icing scares me.
realmenhatelife
04-17-2009, 07:11 AM
cupcakes are the best, a cake is an investment you have eat with others
who the fuck buys a full cake for themselves (insert hippo fat joke)
a cup cake is perfect for a dessert for 1 or 2
also who didnt love getting a cupcake from a birfday boy/girl in grade school
The cake to icing ratio really turns me off, I like an even coat. And the tendancy to dryness, crumbiness. I dont like it as a hand food, and I guess I'm conditioned to not feel right eating one with a fork.
When I say I want it to go away it's not the product itself, which is innocent. It is the hype surrounding the product that I dont see. And if the cupcake was just a Mom thing I'm sure it wouldnt bother me. There is a very hipster componant to cupcakes, and that is a very strong association for me.
ToiletCrusher
04-17-2009, 07:16 AM
Cupcakes are Muffin's slow witted cousins.
GreatAmericanZero
04-17-2009, 12:20 PM
i like cupcakes, but i dont like an actual slice of cake...except for cheesecake which i see more as a pie
britneypablo
04-17-2009, 12:28 PM
I just dont like them. They just make me think about how I'd rather have a peice of cake or a cookie. I dont think they're cute or quirky and, aside from Mollys, I wish the cupcake trend would just go away. I am a grown man, I want a grown man's dessert.
<font color="deeppink"> I HATE YOU!!!!!! I WISH YOU WOULD GO AWAY.....UGH IM SO DIGUSTED!!!! EAT YOUR GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND DIE
ok i didnt mean all that but i am sad that u dont like cupcakes bc they are one of my favorite things in this world besides cock....
1. cock 2. cupcakes 3. dogs
i like them better than dogs....
jennysmurf
04-17-2009, 12:35 PM
This is what I do to cupcakes
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0533.jpg?t=1239980581
HOT.
britneypablo
04-17-2009, 12:36 PM
HOT.
<font color="deeppink"> i thought the same thing....maybe u blew this pic up and sent it to kinkos to have them turn it into a poster for $49.45...or was that just me alone
Drunky McBetidont
04-17-2009, 12:37 PM
i would like an "i like turtles" cupcake. it has all the goodness of a turtle chocolate candy in it (caramel, pecans, and chocolate), but it is mixed with cake. they would go well next to the "i got my own cupcake" cukecakes on the shelf.
~Katja~
04-17-2009, 12:38 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i thought the same thing....maybe u blew this pic up and sent it to kinkos to have them turn it into a poster for $49.45...or was that just me alone
silly girl, you can get that cheaper and safe the change for some extra cup cakes!
britneypablo
04-17-2009, 12:41 PM
silly girl, you can get that cheaper and safe the change for some extra cup cakes!
<font color="deeppink"> i knew i could count on u to understand the importance of extra cupcakes
jennysmurf
04-17-2009, 01:39 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i thought the same thing....maybe u blew this pic up and sent it to kinkos to have them turn it into a poster for $49.45...or was that just me alone
Or.....maybe I used my $$ to buy a ticket to MN......:unsure:
Cupcakes are great!
For chicks, little kids, and faggots.
Enabler
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
Real men don't have desert. They knock back a few shots of whiskey then work another 3 hours.
:lol:
FezsAssistant
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
have you tried making love to one?
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