The Real Housewives of New Jersey

[silera]

SNEAK PEEK!!!!

http://www.bravotv.com/full-episodes

I am ready to LOVE this show!!!!


:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Think Franklin Lakes, guido fist pump and retired/fired strippers-

voila GENIUS.

[razorboy]

Sweet baby Jesus, I fucking hate Bravo.


edit: I should amend this to say while I'm sure exactly why, I did watch Blow Out.

[Snoogans]

i see these bitches every day in person. I sure as fuck dont wanna watch a show about them

[KatPw]

I'm addicted to the OC one, never saw the Atlanta one, and really cringe at the NY one (being a Long Islander I see too many of those people on a daily basis, I don't need to watch them on my TV). This one definitely has potential.

[cougarjake13]

isn't a-rods ex-wife in this ??

[fezident]

I ran the audio for the Bravo upfronts at The Russian Tea Room. The NJ Housewives were there to talk up their crazyass show. I took my sweetass time pinning a lav microphone on each of those gum chewing bitches.

Each one of 'em had big crazy bozo tits. It was delightful.

[cougarjake13]

I did the audio for the Bravo upfronts at The Russian Tea Room. I took my sweetass time pinning a lav microphone on each of those gum chewing bitches.

Each one of 'em had big crazy bozo tits. It was delightful.



cept for that first chick teresa, she had mosquito bites

[Snoogans]

i just looked at the website. I swear Ive seen at least 2 of those bitches before

[fezident]

cept for that first chick teresa, she had mosquito bites
Is she the pregnant one? She was quite ample the other day. She's gotta be due any day. I wasn't into her or the grandmother. Godmother. Whatever the F they're calling her.


There was one that was tall, slender, and orange. Longish brown hair. She had normal boobage.

[cougarjake13]

Is she the pregnant one? She was quite ample. I wasn't into her or the grandmother. Godmother. Whatever the F they're calling her.

shes the first one that pops up on that preview

[silera]

Teresa previews show she gets a boob job in course of the filming of the show so she may very well have bozo tits now.

YAY Fezident- now I know one of them is pregnant!

Snoogans- next time you're golfing with one of the husbands- try to get a blind date with middle one. She gives 26 yr olds blow jobs every afternoon.

[Snoogans]

Teresa previews show she gets a boob job in course of the filming of the show so she may very well have bozo tits now.

YAY Fezident- now I know one of them is pregnant!

Snoogans- next time you're golfing with one of the husbands- try to get a blind date with middle one. She gives 26 yr olds blow jobs every afternoon.

thanks for the tip. Ill fit the Criteria once July gets here

[Snoogans]

i read on teh site one has 3 daughters. Anyone know the age and location of said daughters?

[fezident]

Seriously... and this is no exaggeration.... they spent an honest 5 minutes talking about their boob jobs. The host (Andrew Cohen) was redder than red. They were fun, funny, and overly aggressive.
The one with the super dark hair had new, gigantic rubber boobs and was rather proud of 'em.

BTW, I dunno if it's a NJ thing but they call their tits "bubbies". Andrew made them spell it, and they said "B-o-o-b-i-e-s". But then they proceeded to call them "bubbies". For some reason, the women thought this was hilarious.

I missed the humor.

[silera]

Fezident the next time you go to one of these things- bring your camera phone and run it the entire time.

This information is GOLD.

Snoogans- they all have kids. There's a 17 yr old girl from Jacqueline. The Teresa girls are not yet into the 10s of years.

[silera]

I just asked alkey about the bubbies thing. I grew up in NY so Jersey ppl sound odd sometimes. He's never heard tits called bubbies or boobies regularly.

I guess it's funny if you drink a lot and have lots of money.

[fezident]

We recorded it. It's 11 gigabytes. I can post some screen-captures if you're interested.
If you want the file AFTER the season is over, that'd be no problem.

[grlNIN]

I have watched all of them at least 5x over and will continue to watch them.

The Real Housewives...is the equivalent of a meth addiction.

EDIT* I also failed to mention that i love the NY one the best, so far. I actually wrote a paper for a Women's Studies class on the show. (in the context of white privilege and social classes), I got an A, which further proves the amazingness of the show.

[silera]

Fezident, I wonder is this video edited or unedited?

Of course we want it.

[fezident]

My video is unedited. As are the clips they showed at the event itself. No bleeps.

[Sarge]

Holy shit, I went to high school with Teresa, and have pulled over the Manzo's so many times that I don't even bother with them anymore.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Teresa previews show she gets a boob job in course of the filming of the show so she may very well have bozo tits now.


sure, just twist my arm to watch.

[Tenbatsuzen]

EDIT* I also failed to mention that i love the NY one the best, so far. I actually wrote a paper for a Women's Studies class on the show. (in the context of white privilege and social classes), I got an A, which further proves the amazingness of the show.


Or you have an easy professor. I aced Women's studies.

[grlNIN]

Or you have an easy professor. I aced Women's studies.

Maybe it was because you are super smart & attractive.

[TheGameHHH]

this is why jersey gets a bad rep

[Tenbatsuzen]

Seriously... and this is no exaggeration.... they spent an honest 5 minutes talking about their boob jobs. The host (Andrew Cohen) was redder than red. They were fun, funny, and overly aggressive.
The one with the super dark hair had new, gigantic rubber boobs and was rather proud of 'em.




OUT-standing. This is like Matty Fridays must-see TV.

FWIW, none of these chicks are attractive to me except Teresa and Jacqueline, and it looks like Jacqueline is quite large already.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Maybe it was because you are super smart & attractive.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/the86melon/PICT1730.jpg

[grlNIN]

Yeah, you do give off a commish vibe every now and then.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah, you do give off a commish vibe every now and then.

Intriguingly, you have a Tenbats vibe. Funny how that works.

[TripleSkeet]

this is why jersey gets a bad rep

Yup. North Jersey fucking it up for the whole state.

[tele7]

"A typical Jersey girl is big hair, big glasses etc...."

No it isn't! Staten Island maybe, but not New Jersey. I never believed that sterotype.

[TheGameHHH]

Yup. North Jersey fucking it up for the whole state.

laughable....trust me i take pride in my state as a whole. but its fuckin silly to say any other part of the state is better than north jersey.

[Freitag]

laughable....trust me i take pride in my state as a whole. but its fuckin silly to say any other part of the state is better than north jersey.

says the guy who moved to Tampa. TAMPA!

Seriously, I can rattle off about 10 locations that could trump North Jersey. For the record, North Jersey contains:

Newark
Elizabeth
The Oranges
The Refineries
The Prudential Center
Irvington
Paterson

I could go on...

[ravn816]

This is so feeding into my bravo addiction. Bastards! My husband wants to strangle me everytime I turn on the Housewives. I'm particularly addicted to OC, can't watch NYC, caught Atlanta in reruns. I saw one of them flip over a table in a restaurant in the preview they showed. I am so in for NJ.

[grlNIN]

I really don't think it's the part of the state more of the caliber of people living in them. I guess North Jersey is more packed with the NY/SI natives that fled here, though there is a definite trickle down effect.

I was watching some show yesterday and there was a 17 year old girl from Staten Island talking. I asked my boyfriend (whose family is from SI) how that accent could possibly develop after only being alive 17 years. It was horrible.

[JimBeam]

My wife and I watch OC and NY and enjoy them but I doubt I'll ever watch 2 minutes of this NJ nonsense after seeing the previews.

Please keep those people locked up in NJ and do not let them ever enter any other state.

Those accents are attrocious.

I am interested to see/know what happens w/ that one fight that appears to be between the fat older one and the flat chested, now boob jobbed dark haired woman.

That's what I'll spend my 1 minute and 59 seconds on.

I heard on some show that one of the wives' father was murdered and found stuffed in the back of his car.

[IrishAlkey]

I heard on some show that one of the wives' father was murdered and found stuffed in the back of his car.


This show keeps getting better!

[TheGameHHH]

says the guy who moved to Tampa. TAMPA..

I moved to fort lauderdale, far far from Tampa. Get it right!

[Tall_James]

This show keeps getting better!

You really need to post here more often.

[Contra]

When is this on? I must watch

[Aggie]

I haven't heard a peep since this thread was started. How is it? I'm sure they've done Jersey proud.

[JimBeam]

I've been watching it, reluctantly, with my wife and it's pretty weak compared to the other shows ( although I've never watched Atlanta ).

There have only been like 4 episodes and next week is the season finale.

I think the fact that many of them are actually related kills some of the drama.

You're not gonna crap all over your sister or sister-in-law on national TV like you would a friend/acquaintance.

[Grim Tim]

I wonder if Scott Peterson or Chris Benoit have any relatives in New Jersey...

[silera]

The episodes have been eh at best. They totally gloss over Danielle's stripper/fbi informant/coke whoring/kidnapping past.

I'm hoping Tuesday is fun. Other than that, I don't see another season for these bores.
They don't do anything worth recording. No events, no charities, no books, no blatant self promotion.

I like that they are more mothers than any other set of housewives. You see the kids, they're cooking and interacting with them etc. Overall something's missing- I would say an actual life worth living with all that money.

[grlNIN]

The episodes have been eh at best. They totally gloss over Danielle's stripper/fbi informant/coke whoring/kidnapping past.

I'm hoping Tuesday is fun. Other than that, I don't see another season for these bores.
They don't do anything worth recording. No events, no charities, no books, no blatant self promotion.

I like that they are more mothers than any other set of housewives. You see the kids, they're cooking and interacting with them etc. Overall something's missing- I would say an actual life worth living with all that money.

Someone touched on it earlier but i feel like i am in some kind of time warp when watching the show, in so much that i feel like it is either the same episode over and over or they really only filmed 4 and now the season is over.

I checked wiki and it says that "Real Housewives...of DC" is next. I don't even know what to think about that.

I wish they would just make a bunch of RHoNY, they by far have been the best.

[drusilla]

i just realized i watched the episode of my big fat fabulous wedding that featured tommy & dina manzo. it was the most insane thing i've ever seen. i was stupefied at the way people with that much money behave & all the stupid shit that they think they need.

for some reason i'm watching the marathon on bravo right now. this season does seem to have less drama except for the one chick that causes problems but it's like they are just not doing it right this time around.

[paulisded]

I'm watching this stuff for the first time ever (and I've never seen the other versions). Why is there a second episode that just replayed the last 30 minutes of the previous ep? It's the same bullshit played over and over.

There are two people I truly hate on this show - the cliched "family is thicker than thieves" oldest one and the one accused of being a coke whore. It's pretty clear to me, though, that the producers set this whole thing up. The coke whore just happens to get invited to this final dinner, and just happens to decide to bring the book? Give me a break.

[TheGameHHH]

ha, my parents just told me they live 5 houses away from one of these ladies on the show. apparently she just built a house in my hometown.

[lleeder]

ha, my parents just told me they live 5 houses away from one of these ladies on the show. apparently she just built a house in my hometown.

If its who I think she built a fucking castle.

How is the reunion of this show already on?

I feel like it just started.

[paulisded]

There seems to be a lot more than just walking into a bust - http://defamer.gawker.com/5301433/danielle-staubs-rap-sheet

Danielle Staub's Rap Sheet
By John Cook, 3:22 PM on Tue Jun 23 2009, 12,941 views
The Smoking Gun has tracked down the court files from Real "Cokewhore" of New Jersey Danielle Staub's 1986 federal prosecution for extortion and cocaine possession. She was arrested with six kilos of coke and $16,000 cash in plain view.

The rough outlines of the case are known: Staub's drug-dealer boyfriend kidnapped a client, and Staub ratted him out, cutting a deal with federal prosecutors. That deal was brokered by her boyfriend, professional informant Kevin Maher, who knew the U.S. Attorney in Miami. But the details in the documents are spectacular.


In 1986, Staub went by the name Beverly Merrill, but her working name as a high-end prostitute was "Angela Minelli." She was living in Miami, and one of her clients was Daniel Claudio Aguilar, a cocaine dealer for the Medellín cartel. According to a federal indictment, Aguilar was selling two kilos of cocaine to a group of men for $48,000 in June of 1986. The deal was being "brokered" by Staub's neighbor, Carmen Centolella. Before it was consummated, Staub accompanied Centolella to his apartment down the hall from hers with one kilo to "test" it. When they got there, four men jumped Staub and ran off with the cocaine.


Aguilar blamed Centolella for the robbery, beat him, kidnapped him, and repeatedly called his father demanding $25,000 and threatening Centolella's life. Interestingly, one of those threatening phone calls was made by Staub—we mean "Angela"—herself.


Centolella's father called the FBI, who arrested Aguilar and another man with a 9 mm pistol in their car. They picked up Staub at Aguilar's house with six kilos of cocaine and $16,000 in cash.


After talking to Maher, Staub turned on Aguilar. She pleaded guilty to one extortion charge and cooperated with prosecutors.


This made Aguilar mad! Maher told us a couple weeks ago that Staub was crazy to appear on a reality TV show, because the guy she put away might want to know where to find her: "The guy she locked up was a high-level drug dealer from Medellín," Maher said. "Now he's out. What do you think he's gonna do when he sees her face on TV and knows exactly where she lives? She's got to be out of her fucking mind." That makes even more sense now, because according to court documents, Aguilar orchestrated threats against Staub back then: After she started cooperating with the government; Aguilar's mother called Staub to yell at her, another woman called to say "Your life is at an end, honey,"; her apartment was broken into; and a male called her to say he'd seen her walking her dog and that she shouldn't take "risks" like that. Aguilar was released from prison in 1994.


During and before the trial, Aguilar's attorneys tried to attack Staub's credibility by pointing out repeatedly that she was a prostitute.


And two years after the trial, while Staub was out on probation, a doctor wrote the court to advise that, given her "drug history and her former drug lifestyle," she should remain in a court-mandated rehab program.

And that's the story of how New Jersey's sweetheart used to be an extorting coke whore. Read the whole thing here. Really.

[Snoogans]

"The guy she locked up was a high-level drug dealer from Medellín,

Please. Vinny Chase aint gonna do shit

[silera]

Thank you Paul!

Reunion episode time!

I know this isn't the same as the rest of the shows. For some reason, as much as it is lacking- I'm riveted. There's something to like about most of these dummies as much as there is to hate.

[Snoogans]

Thank you Paul!

Reunion episode time!

I know this isn't the same as the rest of the shows. For some reason, as much as it is lacking- I'm riveted. There's something to like about most of these dummies as much as there is to hate.

is this hooker chick the one who blows young guys every day?

[paulisded]

is this hooker chick the one who blows young guys every day?

Yes!

[silera]

Daniel is such a pig and a liar. I would have asked her to leave forcefully.

[grlNIN]

Teresa is a friggin' nincompoop, someone needs to give her linguistics lessons.

[silera]

Nin, I'm impressed she's walking upright.