golf

[Snoogans]

mobile phone post will be short out in 49 ehhh

updates to follow

[JerseyRich]

mobile phone post will be short out in 49 ehhh

updates to follow


You speakin' English boy?

[hammersavage]

What is this now?

[weekapaugjz]

What is this now?

Failure.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think he is saying he shot a 49 on his 1st 9 holes

but why he thinks we would care is beyond me

[hammersavage]

I think he is saying he shot a 49 on his 1st 9 holes

but why he thinks we would care is beyond me

I hope not.

[drjoek]

I think he is saying he shot a 49 on his 1st 9 holes

but why he thinks we would care is beyond me



He has more than 22000 posts of such things.

[TheGameHHH]

start updating when you shoot a 39 through 9.

[Aggie]

Watch out for turkeys!

[Snoogans]

sorry hard to put comma on phone

[Snoogans]

still havent broke 90 H 39 wood b sick out

[ihaveabadmonkey]

cell phone use is frowned upon while on the course.

[Snoogans]

on silent group ahead slow no shots

[ihaveabadmonkey]

I've played many a 6 and a half to 7 hour rounds at Bethpage. I know the feeling.

[JerseyRich]

on silent group ahead slow no shots


You are either the worst texter in history or you have the worst phone.

[~Katja~]

Does your phone auto complete words? Your posts make no sense... get a phone with a keyboard or use the standard texting instead of that auto function.

You can rename the thread title though and use it for yourself and disneyspy to report from the courses...

[Snoogans]

i try to put spaces cause im lazy with commas but they dont show up


bogey par bogey 10 11 12

[topless_mike]

your out playing golf on a beautiful day, and yet still find the need to post here.

dork.

enjoy your day out.

[Snoogans]

keep having to wait behind fake tiger woods

[Snoogans]

guy guage wind for 4 minutes and hit ball 30 feet after

[Aggie]

guy guage wind for 4 minutes and hit ball 30 feet after

Tell him to stop being a pussy and hit it already!

[PhishHead]

maybe I am just use to snoogans talk, but I can follow his posts on this thread quite easily.

[TheGameHHH]

snoogans is in the heart of amen corner right now, hope it makes it out alright. i hear its nasty

[TheGameHHH]

stop being a pussy and hit it already!

im sure thats not the first time in your life youve said that

[Snoogans]

this thread rules bogey 13 play through slow guys

[Aggie]

im sure thats not the first time in your life youve said that

:laugh:

[hammersavage]

This is why I don't twitter.

[Snoogans]

bogey par bogey bogey par thru 14 still no birdies today booo

[drjoek]

Worst thread ever.

[Snoogans]

fuckin water

[drjoek]

Do you think he wears that stupid hat on the golf course?

[IrishAlkey]

watching yankee game ate chicken leftover bone almost choke water

[JerseyRich]

Do you think he wears that stupid hat on the golf course?


He sticks Turkey feathers in it.

[Snoogans]

not allowed to wear it just doubled 15 hittin great cept that fuckin water

[Snoogans]

twosome flyin now slow fucks behind us

[JerseyRich]

slow fuck behind twosome

What kind of course is this?

[hammersavage]

Integrated I assume.

[Snoogans]

wooo birdie 16th

[Snoogans]

finally hit a putt

[IrishAlkey]

finally hit a putt

If JerseyRich was there, you could hit a putz.

[~Katja~]

If JerseyRich was there, you could hit a putz.

:lol:

I didn't know you were jewish though

[IrishAlkey]

:lol:

I didn't know you were jewish though

Look at his jew beard.

[JerseyRich]

If JerseyRich was there, you could hit a putz.


Heyoooo!

This thread should just really be turned into a golfing joke thread. Because obviously none of us really care about the game.

[epo]

maybe I am just use to snoogans talk, but I can follow his posts on this thread quite easily.

I don't know what happened Phishy...but I also seem to understand this strange Snoogans language.

[JerseyRich]

Look at his jew beard.

Let's not bring Missy and Jeff into this.

[Snoogans]

motherfucker bogey bogey 17 and 18 in in 41


total 90 still havent broken that bitch

my third 90

[Snoogans]

puttin 2 in the drink fucked me

[topless_mike]

puttin 2 in the drink fucked me

:huh:

dp?

[Snoogans]

drink is water hazard

[hammersavage]

drink is water hazard

Ooooo. What's the 'beach'?

[Snoogans]

a place i didnt hit once today woooooo

fuck sand

[topless_mike]

drink is water hazard

we know.

[topless_mike]

a place i didnt hit once today woooooo

fuck sand

sand is for faggots that wont go into the ocean.
and alligator lovers.

[Snoogans]

sharks for life

[hammersavage]

a place i didnt hit once today woooooo

fuck sand

Oh cool. Whats a mulligan?

[Snoogans]

something real golfers dont acknowledge

[hammersavage]

What's a duffer?

[Snoogans]

you

[JerseyRich]

What's a putz?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What's a putz?

8th inning pitcher for the Mets

or in Jewish Terms, well, um, you

[Snoogans]

man i hit well on the back. Sorry about the shitty type, i was tryin to be quick. Fuckin 90. Still happy about it.


Hammer sucks

[Suspect Chin]

man i hit well on the back. Sorry about the shitty type, i was tryin to be quick. Fuckin 90. Still happy about it.


Hammer sucks

You can't wear a hat on your golf course? Must be a fancy course.

[Snoogans]

You can't wear a hat on your golf course? Must be a fancy course.

I can wear a regular hat. i cant wear my grenade hat that has skulls and shit all over it

[Suspect Chin]

I can wear a regular hat. i cant wear my grenade hat that has skulls and shit all over it

They actually came out and told you to lose the hat? Gentleman's game I guess.

[weekapaugjz]

I can wear a regular hat. i cant wear my grenade hat that has skulls and shit all over it

if you buy that hat, do you get a free bowl of soup?

...

looks good on you though...:huh:

[Snoogans]

They actually came out and told you to lose the hat? Gentleman's game I guess.

i never tried. I might be able to cause if its chilly i can wear my giants winter hat. I just have a feeling the skulls might upset some people and they would prob tell me to take it off.

[Suspect Chin]

i never tried. I might be able to cause if its chilly i can wear my giants winter hat. I just have a feeling the skulls might upset some people and they would prob tell me to take it off.

You should just wear it the whole round and then take it off at the end when you shake your caddy and your opponent's hand.