Cum throwing outlawed in Oregon

[MacVittie]

I wonder if Fez will be as passionate about overturning this as he is Prop 8.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/house_passes_bill_too_gross_to.html

[disneyspy]

drjoek has a new cause

[Gvac]

The fucking fun police are ruining everything.

Now how am I going to spend my Saturday afternoons?

[IamFogHat]

Gangs initiate by throwing come on each other? So they get a head start before prison?

[A.J.]

"Miggs's Law"?

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsR/15078-17344.gif

[razorboy]

The fucking fun police are ruining everything.

The proposed new law nobody wants to talk about would make it a second degree sex abuse crime to propel "a dangerous substance at another person." That substance being semen or other bodily fluid flung out of sexual desire.

No kidding.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm assuming this is mostly due to prisoners tossing bags filled with, well, everything at prison guards.

[instrument]

yeah, that prison shits disgusting, imagine someone throwing shit at you...you go to wipe it away only to find there's ground up light bulbs in it too...so you've literally fucked yourself by wiping it away.

UGH

i think i'd rather have sementhrown at me then glass shard shit.

[razorboy]

i think i'd rather have sementhrown at me then glass shard shit.

You've obviously given this a lot of thought.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm assuming this is mostly due to prisoners tossing bags filled with, well, everything at prison guards.

No, it's based on one case at a Target.

Yes, one case.

This happened fucking once.

[drjoek]

ESD better stay out of OR

[jetdog]

No, it's based on one case at a Target.

Yes, one case.

This happened fucking once.

They reference a gang initiation ritual, strongly suggesting it has happened before.

[Drunky McBetidont]

notice, they left the elephant walk alone. at leat these pricks have standards.

[MacVittie]

ESD better stay out of OR

I didn't read the entire bill, but I think cum tasting is still legal.

[SatCam]

What if the cum is "thrown" through means of ejaculation and not actually thrown by a hand?

http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/5939/load0ot.gif

[MacVittie]

What if the cum is "thrown" through means of ejaculation and not actually thrown by a hand?

The language of the bill says that its illegal to propel a dangerous substance at someone, so yes, cum facials are illegal in Oregon.

[Marc with a c]

i'm going to idaho right up to the oregon border and throwing cum into oregon.

fuck them.

[WampusCrandle]

well, there goes my summer plans

[Coach]

i'm going to idaho right up to the oregon border and throwing cum into oregon.

fuck them.Being that it's Oregon..you have a better chance of hitting a Sasquatch or a logger than a human being.

[mikeyboy]

They reference a gang initiation ritual, strongly suggesting it has happened before.

...and also screams of urban myth.

[PapaBear]

If we can't throw sperm, how will babies be made?:huh:

[Coach]

If we can't throw sperm, how will babies be made?:huh:pee it out like fez.

[SatCam]

If we can't throw sperm, how will babies be made?:huh:

stick your fingernail in your wife's vagina

[PapaBear]

stick your fingernail in your wife's vagina
My wives are married to other men.

[earthbrown]

I could see the ACLU fighting against this law.


K

[keithy_19]

My wives are married to other men.

So...get their consent.

[paracetamol flanders]

What this story does not reveal is that 32,000 Oregonians are now out of work as a result of this law.

[PapaBear]

What this story does not reveal is that 32,000 Oregonians are now out of work as a result of this law.
There were 32,000 employed people in Oregon before this law? I've been misled.

[slurp mercury]

There were 32,000 employed people in Oregon before this law? I've been misled.

As long as it's legal in NYC, my dreams can be realized.