Candy Is Dandy But Steak Is Quicker...

[Furtherman]

...for Chimps!!

http://news.stv.tv/assets/img/feedImg/87222-chimps-find-candy-is-dandy-but-steak-is-quicker-200.jpg

Human females may get offended at dates who expect a little something extra after they buy a steak dinner, but for chimpanzees, the exchange may be a fair one, German researchers reported on Tuesday. They found that female chimpanzees mate more frequently with males who often share meat with them. (http://news.stv.tv/oddly-enough/87222-chimps-find-candy-is-dandy-but-steak-is-quicker/)

They found that female chimpanzees mate more frequently with males who often share meat with them.

"Our results strongly suggest that wild chimpanzees exchange meat for sex, and do so on a long-term basis,"

One of evolution's unfortunate drawbacks.

Just imagine all the fun I could have with a dozen bacon sandwiches on ladies night!!!

[Aggie]

Wow, I can totally relate, maybe my genes are more similar than some ladies.

The way to my heart and my pants is a nice rare steak dinner. My husband has learned this very quickly.

[ChrisTheCop]

So it really is the oldest profession.

[~Katja~]

well one would hope the male shares his meat when mating....

[drjoek]

Starvin

[Drunky McBetidont]

i saw this on sciencedaily.com a couple months ago. in the video clip the female would point to her vagina and the males would run off to get food for her to exchange. i'll try and find the vid in their archives.

[disneyspy]

i saw this on sciencedaily.com a couple months ago. in the video clip the female would point to her vagina and the males would run off to get food for her to exchange. i'll try and find the vid in their archives.

that was a video i made in my livingroom

[Aggie]

that was a video i made in my livingroom

wow, the local girls are pretty desperate, huh? do you use cherries instead of meat?

[~Katja~]

wow, the local girls are pretty desperate, huh? do you use cherries instead of meat?

he could always try cherry wine... that sure will get him laid

[disneyspy]

he could always try cherry wine... that sure will get him laid

next time i'll bring you some local vints instead of shiraz

[A.J.]

And this is what happens to the females that don't put out.

http://www.mansurahmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ape.jpg

[razorboy]

And this is what happens to the females that don't put out.

http://www.mansurahmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ape.jpg

Blame that damned monolith.

[Furtherman]

he could always try cherry wine... that sure will get him laid

What... dance and party all night? And drink some cherry wine? Uh huh?

That's having a good time with your clothes on.