So i have to get a conservative haircut...

[Dougie Brootal]

back in jan i had a "legal issue". nothing serious, but i have a court date next month. problem is i ahve the worst judge you can get in my county and hes notorious for throwing the book and young fellows like me. so as a sort of preemptive strike, im gonna get a new suit and a big boy haircut. my question for you, oh great oracle, is what kind of haircut to get?

please post pictures of handsome men wearing your favorite hairstyles of the day.

thank you.



























































































(no homo)

[mikeyboy]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/7539M~The-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg

[JerseyRich]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gvachichi.gif

[Judge Smails]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/th_91.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gvachichi.gif

its....



















...mezmirizing...


:wacko::wacko::wacko:

[Aggie]

It's conservative but still greasy enough for ya:

http://hairstyleslog.com/upload/hairstyles/MarioLopez1174291247.jpg

More:

http://www.totalhair.net/hair-styles/Celebrity-Hairstyles-Men/Jake-Gyllenhaal/Jake-Gyllenhaal-004595.jpg

http://glamorati.com/celebrity/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/matt-damon-thumb.jpg

I wish you would show up like this though. He'd LOVE you!

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2004/10/07/1097164707_4223.jpg

[drjoek]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00018.jpg

You did say handsome men right?

[underdog]

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/rush_limbaugh_0213.jpg

http://open.salon.com/files/sean1236216273.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/01/1046885354ann-coulter.jpg

[SatCam]

a good haircut will get you a lot of cock in prison

[ToiletCrusher]

http://jenniferwicklund.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bad_hair_cut.jpg

He seems to like it.

[mikeyboy]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3991

[Furtherman]

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/040414rose.jpg

[razorboy]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/300_dockellis_curlers_50cr.jpg

[drjoek]

And the sign said,
"Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply."
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man.
I think you'll do."
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that.
huh , me workin' for you."

[CaféCockCodeine]

http://www.totalhair.net/hair-styles/Celebrity-Hairstyles-Men/Jake-Gyllenhaal/Jake-Gyllenhaal-004595.jpg



If you got hair like that and that face shape, then I must say that is one terrific haircut.

[drjoek]

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[drjoek]

Is there anything better than a good haircut thread?

[~Katja~]

I hear the judges like it
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/adam_lambert_gay-500x370.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

i like the brokeback kid the best so far but im not sure yet ...


maybe some one could photoshop me for a test...

[Freakshow]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/01/1046885354ann-coulter.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's his current haircut. Hippie...

[~Katja~]

post a good picture to use, full frontal

[Freakshow]

Let Ian Hunter be your guide

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2930324383_217332e248.jpg


A legal matter you say?

I told you why I changed my mind
I got bored by playing with time
I know you thought you had me nailed
But I've freed my head from your garden rails Now it's a legal matter, baby
You got me on the run
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on

[Dude!]

post a good picture to use, full frontal nude

yes

[underdog]

I'm pretty sure that's his current haircut. Hippie...

Well, that's as conservative as you can get.

[~Katja~]

Doug, how is your hair structure? If it is straight as a pin you won't get the same result from that hair cut.
He has a natural wave in it so it falls a lot lighter.

[underdog]

Doug, how is your hair structure? If it is straight as a pin you won't get the same result from that hair cut.
He has a natural wave in it so it falls a lot lighter.

His hair grows out like Prime Time Sam Robert's hair does, but Doug straightens his every day.

[Dougie Brootal]

post a good picture to use, full frontal

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/th_91.jpg

my previous conservative haircut...

[Dougie Brootal]

its not straight as a pin... its got a little wave...

[Freakshow]

my previous conservative haircut...

Back when he was a member of the Knack...

[Dougie Brootal]

Back when he was a member of the Knack...

those were dark days my friend....

[drjoek]

its not straight as a pin... its got a little wave...



Well isn't that precious Fabio

[~Katja~]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg

[razorboy]

May I recommend you get some sun too, pale rider?

[drjoek]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg


:wub:

[Dougie Brootal]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg

thats the most handsome gentleman ive ever seen!

[Judge Smails]

Wear an American flag pin on your suit and go in there carrying your "family bible" and request that you be sworn in with it. And refer to the judge as "Your Honor" a lot

[mikeyboy]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg

Can someone add the beer stein in mid-flight?

[Hottub]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_TANk9zxhMzI/SdF2WaQr8AI/AAAAAAAADpw/xJ1iEsJk_xs/s512/stugots_92.JPG

[drjoek]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg



Don't forget to put the beer stein scar upper left forehead

Mikeyboy beat me to the joke.

[Dougie Brootal]

Can someone add the beer stein in mid-flight?

:furious:

[~Katja~]

Can someone add the beer stein in mid-flight?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2vvp65j.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2vvp65j.jpg

it was guinness ill have you know!!!!!

[~Katja~]

it was guinness ill have you know!!!!!

too late, I closed photoshop already

[Annie Waits]

I think you should just shave it all off, that's a sure shot!!

[Hottub]

it was guinness ill have you know!!!!!

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6273/dougbrilliant.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

Seriously, I'm not trying to be an ass here, but here it goes. Are you already fucked and hoping a clean cut will get you less of a penalty? What are you hoping a hair cut will do? Is this something your lawyer has advised?

[Dougie Brootal]

no im not really in any trouble. i just dont wanna look like the asshole i am.

[A.J.]

You can set your watch to this haircut.

http://www.robbiesfirstbase.com/pictures/disc1/020_20.JPG

[disneyspy]

this would be a winner i must say


http://i42.tinypic.com/rk925v.jpg

[TjM]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5421/president27362.jpg

[Aggie]

well that picture is small but I used it anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/14mqs5c.jpg

I love it! If hair could turn me on, that would do it.

Bravo, Kat!

[Dougie Brootal]

well i guess the decision has been made!!!

[drjoek]

well i guess the decision has been made!!!

AND
AND
AND!!!!!

[~Katja~]

better post some pix after you get it cut

[Dougie Brootal]

better post some pix after you get it cut

im going with the gyllenhall on the strength of you photoshop! pics to come as soon as i get it done!

[razorboy]

im going with the gyllenhall on the strength of you photoshop! pics to come as soon as i get it done!

Are you going to take a printout of the photoshop into the stylist?

[Dougie Brootal]

Are you going to take a printout of the photoshop into the stylist?
haha not the photoshop but i guess i should take the original pic probably... right?

[Drunky McBetidont]

haha not the photoshop but i guess i should take the original pic probably... right?

i can provide some high protein styling gel to help out.

http://blog.dvdideas.com/images/cameron_diaz_something_about_mary.jpg

[Aggie]

haha not the photoshop but i guess i should take the original pic probably... right?

YES! You better take it, but also ask their advice. If they don't think you have the hair to pull that off, ask them for a book and to point out styles they think would be better. And if you can afford it, I would definitely to to a "salon" for this, not Super Cuts.

[Dougie Brootal]

i can provide some high protein styling gel to help out.

http://blog.dvdideas.com/images/cameron_diaz_something_about_mary.jpg

i got plenty of that already...

YES! You better take it, but also ask their advice. If they don't think you have the hair to pull that off, ask them for a book and to point out styles they think would be better. And if you can afford it, I would definitely to to a "salon" for this, not Super Cuts.

sweet! thanks for the advice!

[Dougie Brootal]

salon appointment tomorrow at 330...

[~Katja~]

salon appointment tomorrow at 330...

oh... I was expecting pictures already :(

[A.J.]

salon appointment tomorrow at 330...

Salon? Fancy lad.

[~Katja~]

Salon? Fancy lad.

fancy or gay?
even my son knows boys go to the barber ;)

[Aggie]

fancy or gay?
even my son knows boys go to the barber ;)

Ya'll can blame me for that one. You can see I'm the one who suggested it. That's not a Super Cuts style he's asking for.

[A.J.]

fancy or gay?
even my son knows boys go to the barber ;)

Exactly. And he looks like a million bucks.

[razorboy]

If I ever decided to get a haircut again I'd go to a salon. They have purdy ladies who wash your hair.

[~Katja~]

If I ever decided to get a haircut again I'd go to a salon. They have purdy ladies who wash your hair.

you just want their big breasts brush up against you when they lean over you to massage your scalp

[disneyspy]

you just want their big breasts brush up against you when they lean over you to massage your scalp

duh,why else would you get a haircut

[razorboy]

you just want their big breasts brush up against you when they lean over you to massage your scalp

That goes without saying.

[~Katja~]

duh,why else would you get a haircut

well not everybody has the luxury of a full head of hair... and the older men get, the less need they have to get a cut ;)

[Dougie Brootal]

my friend sabrina is taking me to her salon and shes introducing me to her friend sarah, so i may have to revive my disasters in dating thread this weekend too! :thumbup:

[Aggie]

my friend sabrina is taking me to her salon and shes introducing me to her friend sarah, so i may have to revive my disasters in dating thread this weekend too! :thumbup:

Nice! But if the new girl starts texting you pictures of her ass.....RUN!

[~Katja~]

my friend sabrina is taking me to her salon and shes introducing me to her friend sarah, so i may have to revive my disasters in dating thread this weekend too! :thumbup:

make sure she is not into beer

[Aggie]

make sure she is not into beer

And that she has a job already.

[disneyspy]

And that she has a job already.

and isnt from lower western michigan

[Don Stugots]

http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/6d1d4177-8faa-458a-e897-b9216f3f6c5b-news_fb_RonaldReagan.jpg

[Aggie]

Sooooooooooo....did you have your appointment?

[Dougie Brootal]

Sooooooooooo....did you have your appointment?

okay, so heres the deal. my friend sabrina knows a really hot chick that works at her salon and is single. so im using this as an excuse to meet said hot salon chick. we had an appointment for friday but sabrina couldnt go and cancelled, we were gonna go monday but sarah said she didnt have any openings. so now we're looking at friday. i will post pics when its done.

[led37zep]

http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/6d1d4177-8faa-458a-e897-b9216f3f6c5b-news_fb_RonaldReagan.jpg

I see your Reagan and I raise you a Goldwater.

http://blogs.asee.org/fellowships/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/goldwater.jpg

[Aggie]

okay, so heres the deal. my friend sabrina knows a really hot chick that works at her salon and is single. so im using this as an excuse to meet said hot salon chick. we had an appointment for friday but sabrina couldnt go and cancelled, we were gonna go monday but sarah said she didnt have any openings. so now we're looking at friday. i will post pics when its done.

This girl is already pissing me off with all the re-scheduling! Hope the third time's the charm.

[mikeyboy]

Sabrina and Sarah threesome?

:innocent:

[ecobag2]

mohawk with big pointy spikes.

wear a sign that says "you're ruining my young life" around your neck.

come in smelling like vomit.

[DiabloSammich]

okay, so heres the deal. my friend sabrina knows a really hot chick that works at her salon and is single. so im using this as an excuse to meet said hot salon chick. we had an appointment for friday but sabrina couldnt go and cancelled, we were gonna go monday but sarah said she didnt have any openings. so now we're looking at friday. i will post pics when its done.



This is how the other thread started.

All lined up, reschedule, lined up again, reschedule again, will post pics... blah blah blah.


Fool me once....

[~Katja~]

Sabrina and Sarah threesome?

:innocent:

perhaps, but without Doug

[ecobag2]

This is how the other thread started.

All lined up, reschedule, lined up again, reschedule again, will post pics... blah blah blah.


Fool me once....

and... in usual Grasso fashion... this fucker's up to over 80 posts already.

You wanna share the algorythym for a superthread with the rest of us?

[Aggie]

and... in usual Grasso fashion... this fucker's up to over 80 posts already.

You wanna share the algorythym for a superthread with the rest of us?

1. Be an easy target for jokes.

2. Reply to every reply in your thread. It starts adding up fast.

[JerseyRich]

1. Be an easy target for jokes.

2. Reply to every reply in your thread. It starts adding up fast.

3. Bring up a topic that Katja's interested in.

[Furtherman]

Just go to a barber and get a haircut already.

[Dougie Brootal]

1. Be an easy target for jokes.

2. Reply to every reply in your thread. It starts adding up fast.

that sounds about right.

[drjoek]

Dougie Brootal?
More like Dougie Bumpmyownthreadsal

[Dougie Brootal]

Dougie Brootal?
More like Dougie Bumpmyownthreadsal

aggie bumped it. go brush your teeth.

[drjoek]

aggie bumped it. go brush your teeth.


Get a haircut!

[JerseyRich]

aggie bumped it. go brush your teeth.

Get a haircut!


Get a room!

[underdog]

and... in usual Grasso fashion... this fucker's up to over 80 posts already.

You wanna share the algorythym for a superthread with the rest of us?

Be fun and interesting.

[Dougie Brootal]

Be fun and interesting.

hahahahaha

[DiabloSammich]

Be fun and interesting.



Exactly. How is Doug doing it?






See what I did there? I took an obvious joke, and said it.

[Dougie Brootal]

Exactly. How is Doug doing it?






See what I did there? I took an obvious joke, and said it.

youre almost there!!

[Friday]

dougie.... why does everything in your life have such an insane amount of build up?!
just watching from the sidelines is tiring...
:wacko:

[RoseBlood]

I like reading Dougies stories/updates. It's like following Twitter, 'cept more ghey.

[razorboy]

I like reading Dougies stories/updates. It's like following Twitter, 'cept more ghey.

I didn't think that was possible.

[Dude!]

i just want to see
the damn haircut

[Dougie Brootal]

dougie.... why does everything in your life have such an insane amount of build up?!
just watching from the sidelines is tiring...
:wacko:

I like reading Dougies stories/updates. It's like following Twitter, 'cept more ghey.

i dont know, maybe i should start writing storylines for the gay version of the WWE.

[DiabloSammich]

i dont know, maybe i should start writing storylines for the gay version of the WWE.



Otherwise known as TNA.

[razorboy]

Otherwise known as professional wrestling.

There you go.

[DolaMight]

has anyone posted a Johnny Unitas haircut yet? of not I'll post one and it will be hilarious.

[A.J.]

has anyone posted a Johnny Unitas haircut yet? of not I'll post one and it will be hilarious.

I did on Page 2. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2204532&postcount=48)

[ecobag2]

I didn't think that was possible.

I thought it was unpossible.

[Dougie Brootal]

friday 6:30 pm... execution time....

[DiabloSammich]

Sure it is.

[Dougie Brootal]

shut yer face, sammich! its goin down! drjoek style!

[drjoek]

shut yer face, sammich! its goin down! drjoek style!



I tingle with anticipation

[Dougie Brootal]

it is finished...

[~Katja~]

it is finished...

now I can go to sleep, big boy :clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

now I can go to sleep, big boy :clap:

sweet dreams of my conservative haircut!

[jennysmurf]

sweet dreams of my conservative haircut!

SEX-AAAAAYYYY!!!!:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

SEX-AAAAAYYYY!!!!:thumbup:

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not that anyone else understands it... but it just came to mind... lol

[Dougie Brootal]

everyone come and discuss my beautiful big boy haircut!

[disneyspy]

Not Guilty!!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

everyone come and discuss my beautiful big boy haircut!

it's like i don't even know you anymore...

[Dougie Brootal]

it's like i don't even know you anymore...
did you ever really? did anyone ever really?

[weekapaugjz]

did you ever really? did anyone ever really?

you can't say i didn't try...

you are just too elusive, doug.

[Dougie Brootal]

you can't say i didn't try...

you are just too elusive, doug.

i dont trust easily, i think it stems from a childhood rape.




















































i raped my retarded neighbor when i was 8.

[drjoek]

Wait has a picture of this haircut been posted anywhere yet?

I need some new batch material

[disneyspy]

Wait has a picture of this haircut been posted anywhere yet?

I need some new batch material

look at his avie doc

[drjoek]

look at his avie doc

Damn fine looking fella

Id still throw the book at him

[Aggie]

I really llike it!!! :clap: Do you like it?

So how was the salon? Did the friend give you your shampoo? That's my favorite part.

[Dougie Brootal]

I really llike it!!! :clap: Do you like it?

So how was the salon? Did the friend give you your shampoo? That's my favorite part.

it was nice. she rubbed her boobies on my head...





on purpose...

[disneyspy]

it was nice. she rubbed her boobies on my head...





on purpose...

thats my favorite part

[Dougie Brootal]

thats my favorite part

she was teasing me cuz she knew i liked her. did i mention i kinda knew her? it would probably make more sense if i did.

[razorboy]

Damn fine looking fella

Id still throw the book at him

As long as you don't throw a beer mug.

[Hottub]

Douglas, you look like a fine, upstanding lad.














I'd hit it.

[Drunky McBetidont]

you look 15 now. go get a job as a 21 jump street.

[drjoek]

Now that the haircut is done this thread will not be complete till we findout how things work out with Doug standing tall before the Man. Isn't that why he had to get the haircut?

[Dougie Brootal]

Now that the haircut is done this thread will not be complete till we findout how things work out with Doug standing tall before the Man. Isn't that why he had to get the haircut?

someone change this thread title to "so i have to blow the states attorney..."

[Drunky McBetidont]

Now that the haircut is done this thread will not be complete till we findout how things work out with Doug standing tall before the Man. Isn't that why he had to get the haircut?

the man in the robe?:unsure:

http://scripturist.org/judge.jpg

[drjoek]

someone change this thread title to "so i have to blow the states attorney..."



At least your hair won't be in you're eyes while you're down there.