Lindsay Lohan Porno Cumming Soon (Ewwwwww!)

[Judge Smails]

April Fools joke? You'd think so, but the guy makes some valid points. Who's gonna hire her to do legit work at this point anymore anyway?

WWTDD (http://www.wwtdd.com/?t=lindsay%20lohan)


A plan is in place for Lindsay Lohan to make two hardcore porn movies. She has refused this offer several times already, but competing groups are now driving the price to insane heights. The producer loaning her the Maserati is not the only one in porn trying to get her to do this.

Very obviously, Lindsay Lohan isn’t gonna get gangbanged in a rented out bowling alley (that’s not a euphemism for her vagina by the way), but she can choose some guy she likes, fly to a resort and get it on her knees while he films it. The plan I heard says the tape will be released in two parts, a total of six hardcore scenes, claiming it was made during her trip to Mexico with Sam last September.


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[topless_mike]

creep.
i had to put my hand on the screen to cover the pic so i could read your post.

[EliSnow]

but she can choose some guy she likes, fly to a resort and get it on her knees while he films it. The plan I heard says the tape will be released in two parts, a total of six hardcore scenes, claiming it was made during her trip to Mexico with Sam last September.

So first this passage talks about what she "can" do, and then it says that it was already made?

[pennington]

Today is April 1st, right?

[TheGameHHH]

id love to watch this chick get turned out.

[MacVittie]

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[DarkHippie]

this would make my life complete

[cougarjake13]

i would watch it

[Chimee]

I'd watch it, but it's probably not going to happen. I don't think she's that desperate yet.

[GreatAmericanZero]

even if this wasn't fake because of April fools...how many "this celebrity has a sex tape" stories come out and the sex tape is never seen?

[Judge Smails]

It should be noted for all of those that say that its just April Fools that she is driving around in a $130,000 Maserati. She's apparently broke and the car was given to her from some big time porn producer. Just saying.

[Liverspot]

I'd watch it, but it's probably not going to happen. I don't think she's that desperate yet.

We don't have any idea how much coke she's going through either:smoke:

[EliSnow]

It should be noted for all of those that say that its just April Fools that she is driving around in a $130,000 Maserati. She's apparently broke and the car was given to her from some big time porn producer. Just saying.

And where is this from?

[Enabler]

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=22181

Even if its fake wwtdd had a funny line about it...

"Personally, the minute I heard the dvd was done, I would wrap my penis in packing material just to make sure it stays safe until the big day."

[Judge Smails]

And where is this from?

It's apparently common knowledge among the gossip fags.

Here's just one story (http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/31/porn-king-gives-lindsay-a-ride/)

[EliSnow]

It's apparently common knowledge among the gossip fags.

Here's just one story (http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/31/porn-king-gives-lindsay-a-ride/)

So it must be true.

[Liverspot]

So it must be true.

It's on the internet dammit, it must be true!

[Fallon]

I'm interested very much.

[topless_mike]

even if this wasn't fake because of April fools...how many "this celebrity has a sex tape" stories come out and the sex tape is never seen?

kristen davis.
im still holding out for this.

[brettmojo]

If it's the anorexic Lindsay I'll pass.