View Full Version : Hostess Fruit Pies - FTW!!!!
Judge Smails
03-30-2009, 12:29 PM
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What snack made your day better once you found it in your lunchbox?
To me it was the old Hostess Fruit Pies. I haven't had one in years. I'm not sure if they've changed the recipe (I do know they dropped the magical fruit pie on the wrapper), or if my gradeschool tastebuds were just unjustly romanticizing their artificially flavored greatness.
Here is my order of preference: Apple, Cherry and possibly Lemon.
God forbid my mother snuck a Blueberry in there - she'd have a kick to the cunt coming to her afterschool.
drjoek
03-30-2009, 12:31 PM
http://www.drakesyodels.com/images/YBXFRNT.jpg
lleeder
03-30-2009, 12:32 PM
I heard they make your sperm have super potency.
Tallman388
03-30-2009, 12:35 PM
Ring Dings or the Tastycakes Peanut Butter Kandy Cake
topless_mike
03-30-2009, 12:37 PM
ahhhhhhhh the hostess that always had the mostess...
i remember clipping out the coupon from the atom tabloid every month... buy 1 item, get 1 item free.
friends and i used to go to the outlet on rte 9s in woodbridge and buy 100 items, and get 100 free..
NOM NOM NOM
True story - I loved those fucking fruit pies as a kid, but one day I was eating one and I noticed a half a worm in a chunk of apple and another one mixed in there. Never touched one again.
lleeder
03-30-2009, 12:40 PM
I love Zingers they've been around in full force lately.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0898/raph.jpg
The best Hostess pie EVAR!
ChrisTheCop
03-30-2009, 12:51 PM
http://blog.suchthespot.com/wp-content/sno-balls.jpg
Furtherman
03-30-2009, 12:56 PM
Disgusting.
TripleSkeet
03-30-2009, 01:50 PM
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Marc with a c
03-30-2009, 01:56 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/6176F5KKVPL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg
Drunky McBetidont
03-30-2009, 02:03 PM
I love Zingers they've been around in full force lately.
dolly madison snacks get props because of the snoopy/peanuts connection. child hood is sooooo over-rated.
Drunky McBetidont
03-30-2009, 02:05 PM
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SatCam
03-30-2009, 03:59 PM
http://blog.suchthespot.com/wp-content/sno-balls.jpg
may god have mercy on your soul
Death Metal Moe
03-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Fruitpie The Magician FTW!
http://home.earthlink.net/~fruitpie/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fruit-pie-the-magician1.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
03-30-2009, 04:05 PM
filling sucks, but the flaky unhealthy crust rocks
angrymissy
03-30-2009, 04:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bd6xxWdZdxo/RZ2ruaosvnI/AAAAAAAAAEs/yK8HVm6UBzc/s400/HostessFruitPieWrapper.jpg
What snack made your day better once you found it in your lunchbox?
To me it was the old Hostess Fruit Pies. I haven't had one in years. I'm not sure if they've changed the recipe (I do know they dropped the magical fruit pie on the wrapper), or if my gradeschool tastebuds were just unjustly romanticizing their artificially flavored greatness.
Here is my order of preference: Apple, Cherry and possibly Lemon.
God forbid my mother snuck a Blueberry in there - she'd have a kick to the cunt coming to her afterschool.
Oh hell fucking yeah, I still buy these at 711. The trick is you need the one that has TWO square pies in it rather than the one large doody shaped pie.
angrymissy
03-30-2009, 04:48 PM
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I can't buy these anymore, I seriously eat almost the whole box in one sitting. I was so ashamed that I would pack two packages into one pack so it didn't look like I was eating two.
Also:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q9KYXG8CL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-10,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RYXVTZXTL.jpg
https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/458/200/014100074458.jpg
Marc with a c
03-30-2009, 04:54 PM
shark bites were great.
Tenbatsuzen
03-30-2009, 04:56 PM
Fruitpie The Magician FTW!
http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/!photos/Siegfried_Fischbacher.jpg
MIKEYDAKEN
03-30-2009, 06:26 PM
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0898/raph.jpg
The best Hostess pie EVAR!
christ those are the reason i was a fatass all through school that and my hatred of exercise
ChrisTheCop
03-30-2009, 07:15 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~fruitpie/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fruit-pie-the-magician1.jpg
Stugots does magic now?
Tenbatsuzen
03-30-2009, 07:22 PM
Stugots does magic now?
Yeah, he turned a ball of felt into a new car.
Don Stugots
03-30-2009, 07:47 PM
Stugots does magic now?
Yeah, he turned a ball of felt into a new car.
and soon I will turn it into money money
PapaBear
03-30-2009, 09:32 PM
This is weird. I had a Hostess Apple pie just 10 minutes ago!. They aren't that great, but I get in the mood for them sometimes. I recently had an Entenmann's Apple pie and it was terrific. I haven't found any since, though.
Death Metal Moe
03-30-2009, 09:41 PM
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bd6xxWdZdxo/RZ2ruaosvnI/AAAAAAAAAEs/yK8HVm6UBzc/s400/HostessFruitPieWrapper.jpg
What snack made your day better once you found it in your lunchbox?
To me it was the old Hostess Fruit Pies. I haven't had one in years. I'm not sure if they've changed the recipe (I do know they dropped the magical fruit pie on the wrapper), or if my gradeschool tastebuds were just unjustly romanticizing their artificially flavored greatness.
Here is my order of preference: Apple, Cherry and possibly Lemon.
God forbid my mother snuck a Blueberry in there - she'd have a kick to the cunt coming to her afterschool.
I loved the apple pie. Blueberry was a close second. I haven't had one of these in forever either.
As a kid I was also a fan of these:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/234042370_5242c2e40e.jpg?v=0
And these made a nice breakfast snack:
http://www.drakescakeonline.com/images/CCBOXFR.jpg
Yosammity
03-31-2009, 03:56 AM
http://www.iminforone.com/wp-content/uploads/slim-jim-meat-sticks.jpg
Hottub
03-31-2009, 04:34 AM
I wept the day they closed the Hostess Thrift Shop in Teaneck. So much Cherry Pie goodness for so little money. Raisin bread too.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2075/2080488377_4f168b7b8a_m.jpg
fezfez
03-31-2009, 05:15 AM
We used to get the chocolate twinkies on special occasions. Also, I always loved a Ho-Ho, which I think was a rip off of the yodel.
Freitag
03-31-2009, 05:20 AM
Also, I always loved a Ho-Ho.
There's a modquote if I ever saw one.
Welcome aboard big guy.
Freitag
03-31-2009, 05:22 AM
We used to get the chocolate twinkies on special occasions.
Do you mean the devil's food twinkie, or the chocodile (the chocolate covered standard twinkie?)
I loved chocodiles. I found a chocolate shop in Freehold that makes gourmet chocodiles, dipped in real milk or dark chocolate. Sooooooo good.
Hottub
03-31-2009, 05:24 AM
There's a modquote if I ever saw one.
Welcome aboard big guy.
Reason 86 why Matty will never be a mod.
drjoek
03-31-2009, 05:24 AM
I actually really like Little Debbies versions of most snack treats today.
Freitag
03-31-2009, 05:30 AM
Reason 86 why Matty will never be a mod.
...out of how many?
And BTW, put a leash on Mojo. Both you, James, and Mikey saw the Contagious Chris thread, and Mojo put a lock on it. Stupid.
Jujubees2
03-31-2009, 05:34 AM
http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/LittleDebbie-NuttyBar.jpg
Of course when I got them in my lunch box, they weren't these wimpy 100 calorie packs. They were the real deal!
Freitag
03-31-2009, 05:35 AM
I actually really like Little Debbies versions of most snack treats today.
The Little Debbie Swiss Cakes were always superior to the Ho-ho or the Yodel, IMHO.
Also liked the Nutty Bars.
Foster
03-31-2009, 05:37 AM
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The Hostess Chocodile
angrymissy
03-31-2009, 06:04 AM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v265/167/34/16876027277/n16876027277_530307_6324.jpg
The Hostess Chocodile
That looks like what my dog made outside today.
RoseBlood
03-31-2009, 07:04 AM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v265/167/34/16876027277/n16876027277_530307_6324.jpg
The Hostess Chocodile
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0HOwZUWpXqg/SHYsxMVkofI/AAAAAAAABM0/it15xbWmuTs/s320/caddyshack_doody.jpg
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