Fat Fuck Pig Cop

[Gunner S]

Alright so i was pulled over today. I was parked in a car sitting on my laptop in front of my house. My Mom left the keys in. Im 15

Fat Fuck Tripled Chinned piece of shit Hitler looking motherfucker decides to pull me over. He says his fat Pacman like daughter has been seeing me driving around town.... I have been but hes just going by words, and has never ever seen me driving once. Everytime he said "have you been driving?" i said no. After about 5 minutes of this donut eating motherfucker asking me the same question he decides to go get my mom. He asks the same question in front of my mom, I give him the same answer and he says "He Doesnt have the Balls to admit he did it". he left after that, no citation for the keys in the car, although id gladly take it to see him suspended or fired.

I Counted 3 fuck ups.
Illegal U- Turn by a fat fuck with a cum catching moustache without his lights on, this makes him a citizen and he never once put his lights on when he pulled me over.

Parked In The Middle of the street, on the yellow lines without his lights turned on.

Sexually Harrassed or Harrassed me by saying "Doesnt have the Balls"

could i file any type of report?

[underdog]

How did he look like Hitler?

[TooLowBrow]

what color eyes did he have?:wub:

[burrben]

there should be age requirements for this board

[Gunner S]

a small moustache and a thick black combover, and fuck you guy above me and his eyes were sensationally blue

[bigfatfuck]

This is the second time tonight someone's mentioned me by name in a thread title but it turns out the story had nothing to do with me.

[Gunner S]

:/

[Hottub]

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[SinA]

so, you did it?

[SatCam]

could i file any type of report?

You mean against yourself? For driving without a license?

[IMSlacker]

He called his own daughter fat and Pacman like?

[SatCam]

"He Doesnt have the Balls to admit he did it"

you didnt....??????????????!!

[Devo37]

you're obviously being oppressed by The Maaaaan, maaaan!

i suggest you seek immediate assistance:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/waaaambulance.jpg

[lleeder]

Add another board member to Fez's list.

[SatCam]

Im 15
Fuck
piece of shit
motherfucker
motherfucker
Balls
fuck
fat fuck
cum catching moustache
Sexually
Balls
Pacman

where did you learn such language?

[burrben]

where did you learn such language?

apparently at sexy school

[monkfish]

could i file any type of report?

Perhaps write a book report: "My First Hand Account: Policemen Don't Give Reach-arounds."

[earthbrown]

where did you learn such language?


I dont know, but "Cum catching mustache" is funny in my book.

[monkfish]

I dont know, but "Cum catching mustache" is funny in my book.

That's either a Benningtonism or Ned Flanders quote - can't recall which.

[Tall_James]

So, did you ever find the puppy?

[lleeder]

Good thing your mommy was there to help you. "Mommy this man is being mean to me" "Help Mommy!!!, Help Me"

[earthbrown]

That's either a Benningtonism or Ned Flanders quote - can't recall which.


eitherway, its funny, obviously stolen, but funny.


K

[Devo37]

i guess it's past young gunner's bedtime...

[epo]

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.....

[PapaBear]

Why were you sitting on your laptop? Can't see over the steering wheel?

[burrben]

i miss field trips

[TheMojoPin]

Wait...

What?

[Fallon]

where did you learn such language?

HE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

then, i guess you won't like this particularly thin cop (http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10588900).

[PapaBear]

I hate it when my posts are at the bottom of a page. My line was gold. GOLD!:thumbdown:

[Fallon]

I hate it when my posts are at the bottom of a page. My line was gold. GOLD!:thumbdown:

What'd ya say? I don't feel like going all the way back.

[PapaBear]

What'd ya say? I don't feel like going all the way back.
You're loss. From now on, I want all my posts at the top of a new page, though.

[topless_mike]

Alright so i was pulled over today. I was parked in a car sitting on my laptop in front of my house. My Mom left the keys in. Im 15

Fat Fuck Tripled Chinned piece of shit Hitler looking motherfucker decides to pull me over. He says his fat Pacman like daughter has been seeing me driving around town.... I have been but hes just going by words, and has never ever seen me driving once. Everytime he said "have you been driving?" i said no. After about 5 minutes of this donut eating motherfucker asking me the same question he decides to go get my mom. He asks the same question in front of my mom, I give him the same answer and he says "He Doesnt have the Balls to admit he did it". he left after that, no citation for the keys in the car, although id gladly take it to see him suspended or fired.

I Counted 3 fuck ups.
Illegal U- Turn by a fat fuck with a cum catching moustache without his lights on, this makes him a citizen and he never once put his lights on when he pulled me over.

Parked In The Middle of the street, on the yellow lines without his lights turned on.

Sexually Harrassed or Harrassed me by saying "Doesnt have the Balls"

could i file any type of report?

a) Ok. So, if you were sitting in a parked car, how could you have been pulled over?
b) Why were you sitting in a parked car to begin with ON your laptop in front of your house? Why not sit inside your house or on your stoop like normal folk?
c) You got no citation. So, whats the big deal? Move on with your life.

[TjM]

there should be age requirements for this board

+1

[TjM]

where did you learn such language?

Jim Norton

[foodcourtdruide]

Seriously, why isn't this board 18+ only?

[topless_mike]

Seriously, why isn't this board 18+ only?

i thought it was...

[kdubya]

I feel like I can get in trouble just for having read this post.

[CountryBob]

"Hmmmm... little boy like you ought not to talk like that" - "watch out for that Doyle, he's been a drinkin"

[west milly Tom]

Ill have a double bacon cheese burger, its for a cop.

[ToiletCrusher]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/229/100275-66972-chief-wiggum_large.gif

Take him away toys!

[Space Edge]

Why were you sitting on your laptop? Can't see over the steering wheel?

I hate it when my posts are at the bottom of a page. My line was gold. GOLD!:thumbdown:
I chuckled :lol:

[TjM]

where did you learn such language?

Thank god this is an XL board

[Aggie]

daughter has been seeing me driving around town.... I have been but hes just going by words

Your first mistake was admitting it. Hitler has got you now, you confessed.

[led37zep]

Seems like the right thread to bring them back.

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[kdubya]

See, this is what happens when today’s youth is exposed to the likes of Shock and Jacque.

[JimBeam]

Why were you sitting on your laptop? Can't see over the steering wheel?

I laughed out loud at that one.

[Furtherman]

Give that cop a medal. I hope he scared you from driving around, because I wouldn't want you on the streets of my town.

[Tall_James]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/i-have-the-high-ground-you-cannot-w.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

and another thing, skateboarding is not a crime FUCKING FACISTS1!!!!!!101!1

[CountryBob]

I have never been a friend with the skateboard or rolling skates for that matter. And I am not a FACIST!

[dino_electropolis]

No harm no foul.


He didnt give you a citation, leave it alone.


You will learn, young man, that yes, most cops are high school clowns who now get to run around with guns and a HUUUUGE attitude. Some are real cool, but from my expereince, they are by and large, douchebags.


Your hurt ego wont be enough to get some veteran fired.

Let it go.

[Thomas Merton]

Welcome to my world. Teaching aint easy

[Gunner S]

Godamn i was brutally raped on this for being 15. nice lines, and no i didnt steal "Cum Catching Moustache"

[Tallman388]

+ PapaBear
- Gunner S

[keithy_19]

Why were you sitting on your laptop? Can't see over the steering wheel?

I nearly spit my drink all over my laptop.

:lol::lol::lol:

[keithy_19]

Gunner, I joined this board when I was 14. It's been quite some time since then and I've learned a few things.

You need to earnt he respect of these people.

Be thankful you didn't get caught driving. Would have been a lot worse for you.

Tenbatz will be pissed because you used fuck in the title. Way to go.

[DarkHippie]

Gunner, I joined this board when I was 14. It's been quite some time since then and I've learned a few things.

You need to earnt he respect of these people.

Be thankful you didn't get caught driving. Would have been a lot worse for you.

Tenbatz will be pissed because you used fuck in the title. Way to go.

I love that Keithy is a voice of wisdom on this board now :)

[Hottub]

Keith
SatCam
Duke

They made their bones at a tender, young age. Just listen, Grasshopper.

[DarkHippie]

Keith
SatCam
Duke

They made their bones at a tender, young age. Just listen, Grasshopper.

mmm . . . tender . . . so tender

[Devo37]

Godamn i was brutally raped on this for being 15. nice lines, and no i didnt steal "Cum Catching Moustache"

so you learned the phrase from personal experience?

ZING!!!

[DarkHippie]

so you learned the phrase from personal experience?

ZING!!!



Oh Snap!!

[SatCam]

Keith
SatCam
Duke

They made their bones at a tender, young age. Just listen, Grasshopper.

that sounded very creepy

[cougarjake13]

Alright so i was pulled over today. I was parked in a car sitting on my laptop in front of my house. My Mom left the keys in. Im 15

Fat Fuck Tripled Chinned piece of shit Hitler looking motherfucker decides to pull me over. He says his fat Pacman like daughter has been seeing me driving around town.... I have been but hes just going by words, and has never ever seen me driving once. Everytime he said "have you been driving?" i said no. After about 5 minutes of this donut eating motherfucker asking me the same question he decides to go get my mom. He asks the same question in front of my mom, I give him the same answer and he says "He Doesnt have the Balls to admit he did it". he left after that, no citation for the keys in the car, although id gladly take it to see him suspended or fired.

I Counted 3 fuck ups.
Illegal U- Turn by a fat fuck with a cum catching moustache without his lights on, this makes him a citizen and he never once put his lights on when he pulled me over.

Parked In The Middle of the street, on the yellow lines without his lights turned on.

Sexually Harrassed or Harrassed me by saying "Doesnt have the Balls"

could i file any type of report?



how could he pull you over if you werent driving ??

[TooLowBrow]

how could he pull you over if you werent driving ??

he pantomimed that part of it

[SatCam]

how could he pull you over if you werent driving ??

Did you think he was alone?

http://bentley-wwii.wikispaces.com/file/view/When_you_ride_alone_you_ride_with_hitler.jpg

[Knowledged_one]

how could he pull you over if you werent driving ??

he was making vroom vroom sounds the car was actually one of those car beds

[keithy_19]

I love that Keithy is a voice of wisdom on this board now :)

Only inbetween my voice of incompetence.

[conman823]

apparently at sexy school

Oh Uncle Paul.....

[TripleSkeet]

Sounds like your in the suburbs and hes a burbs cop. Next time he bothers you ask him how many times he got beat up in high school. They love that.

[keithy_19]

Sounds like your in the suburbs and hes a burbs cop. Next time he bothers you ask him how many times he got beat up in high school. They love that.

And if he says never punch him in the dick! Yeah!

[mudflap170]

Personally. I think the fine officer should have sodomized you with his baton.

[sailor]

Why were you sitting on your laptop? Can't see over the steering wheel?

yeah, ever see a thread that started a few days ago, instantly hit upon a joke and franticly read thru it hoping no one else has already made that joke. no? me neither. :wallbash:

[Duke]

that sounded very creepy

I concur

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Gunner,

Can you maybe give me and Gvac a ride to Clearwater Florida next Thanksgiving?

We will be heading to the Turkey Trot to walk with Fezzie.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

We'll need someone responsible for getting us out of trouble.

You seem like just the guy.

[torker]

Maybe he wanted to play Bad Lieutenant wth you.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/JDHallowEEn/BL.jpg