Worst line/joke in movie history

[hammersavage]

What's the most douche chillingly bad line or joke or even scene in any movie you've seen?


I submit for your approval the 1993 Best Picture winner "Demolition Man" starring Sir Sylvester Stallone. A fantastic work of film, no one could argue, but one line that I can't ever get out of my had because its so unfunny and poorly delivered.

From Sandra Bullock's character Lenina Huxley:

Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it.

I never turn this movie off because I want to hear this line so bad. And then when I do, I throw my remote at the TV.


What say you?

[GreatAmericanZero]

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it truly is the worst line in movie history. i don't even understand what they were going for

[hammersavage]

'I'm the Juggernaut bitch!' made me want to light the theater on fire.

[grlNIN]

Planet Terror, El Wray "I never miss".

[hammersavage]

I'm gettin' to old for this shiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[hammersavage]

Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you!


I hope Joel Schumacher dies or just gets really lonely.

[TripleSkeet]

Cobra has 3 of the greatest lines in movie history all in its first 20 minutes....

Grocery Store hostage taker: "I'll blow this whole place sky high!!!"
Cobra: "Go ahead. I dont shop here."

Cobra: "Youre a disease......and Im the cure."


Cobra: "Its bad for your health, ya know?"
Gang member smoking a cigarette: "What is?"
Cobra: "Me." (As he palms the cigarette from the guys mouth and then rips his wifebeater)

[hammersavage]

Cobra has 3 of the greatest lines in movie history all in its first 20 minutes....

Grocery Store hostage taker: "I'll blow this whole place sky high!!!"
Cobra: "Go ahead. I dont shop here."

Cobra: "Youre a disease......and Im the cure."


Cobra: "Its bad for your health, ya know?"
Gang member smoking a cigarette: "What is?"
Cobra: "Me." (As he palms the cigarette from the guys mouth and then rips his wifebeater)

This might actually take the cake.


This is me right now: :furious::wallbash:

[grlNIN]

Cobra has 3 of the greatest lines in movie history all in its first 20 minutes....

Grocery Store hostage taker: "I'll blow this whole place sky high!!!"
Cobra: "Go ahead. I dont shop here."

Cobra: "Youre a disease......and Im the cure."


Cobra: "Its bad for your health, ya know?"
Gang member smoking a cigarette: "What is?"
Cobra: "Me." (As he palms the cigarette from the guys mouth and then rips his wifebeater)

ahahahahahahahahaha.

[Devo37]

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[Slumbag]

The ENTIRE film Shoot Em' Up is one awful joke after another.
I think the worst was when Clive Owen is fucking Monica Bellucci, and killing all those guys. He still fucking her, and shoots some guy in the head, and let's out this gem

Talk about blowing your load
The WHOLE fucking movie is like that. I watch that movie and wonder how it ever got funding to be made.

[Marc with a c]

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[CofyCrakCocaine]

From Earth Girls are Easy:
Hey baby- why dance with a zero when you can dance with a hero?

[Snoogans]

wow vanilla ice ripped off that awful shit too?

[hedges]

"Fog's getting thicker sir!"
"And Leon's getting llaarrgger!"

From Airplane. A joke so absurd that it is funny. Visuals help.

[PapaBear]

Worst? Or most awesome, EVER?

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

Repo Man

[RingWraith]

Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you!


I hope Joel Schumacher dies or just gets really lonely.


Don't forget the other awful line from "Mr. Freeze" in that movie:

"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."
:wallbash:

[tele7]

Worst? Or most awesome, EVER?

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

Surely the latter

http://contexts.org/economicsociology/files/2009/01/repo_man_malibu_small1.jpg

[hedges]

cue Reel Ten The PLugz

[Slumbag]

Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you!


I hope Joel Schumacher dies or just gets really lonely.

Don't forget the other awful line from "Mr. Freeze" in that movie:

"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."
:wallbash:

Arnold as Mr. Freeze takes all time worst lines in a movie.
Some greats:

You're not sending me to the cooler.
Let's kick some ice!
Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy
If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

THAT, my friends, is Hall of Fame shit.

[TripleSkeet]

The Last Boy Scout was loaded with gems too...

Bad Guy: "You think your so fucking cool. Just once Id like to hear you scream in pain."
Bruce Willis: "Play some rap music"

Bruce Willis: "Shes 13 and if you look at her funny Im gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it."

Damon Wayans: "Dangers my middle name"
Bruce Willis: "Mines Cornelius. You tell anybody, Ill kill ya."

[TNABuffalo]

"Fog's getting thicker sir!"
"And Leon's getting llaarrgger!"

From Airplane. A joke so absurd that it is funny. Visuals help.

no quote from Airplane should EVER be on this list of worst

[Coach]

Don't forget the Untouchables...
Where's Nitti?
Ness: He's in the Car

[kdubya]

Cobra: "Youre a disease......and Im the cure."



x2, especially when delivered in his overly husky, slightly lispy, tough guy voice.

[fezident]

C3P0 gets his head blown off in episode II. Or maybe it was III. Whateverrrr.

Anyway, not only does he scream in pain, which makes zero sense for a robot, but he prattles off more than one "oh I'm beside myself!" joke when his detached head is laying next to his body.
Oh... and this is DURING battle.


Pee yousa.

[Don Stugots]

Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you!


I hope Joel Schumacher dies or just gets really lonely.

there are a few lines in that movie that make me want to vomit.

[JimBeam]

I gotta be honest and say most of the ones already posted don't bother me so with the exception of a few.

I don't remember, or better yet maybe I've blocked out, any direct quotes from " Bad Boys " but I watched that again this weekend for the 1st time since I originally saw it and boy is that a mess.

So contrived and stupid.

Will Smith is still playing the same character and using the same corny lines almost 15 years later.

[Furtherman]

Don't forget the Untouchables...

That is a fantastic line!





Here's one: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Taken from Commando

*Arnold busts in daughter's bedroom. Bad Guy is sitting in her chair holding a large heart-shaped card with "I love you daddy" written on it. Arnold points insanely huge gun at Bad Guy*

Bad Guy: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces.
*Arnold lowers gun*
Bad Guy: My people got business with you. If you want your kid back, then you better cooperate. (pause) Right!?
Arnold: *raises gun* Wroooong! *shoots Bad Guy in head*

[torker]

Rosebud.

[EliSnow]

No one mentions the lightning and toad line Storm gave in X-Men. I think it was worse than any Arnold lines in Batman & Robin.

[razorboy]

No one mentions the lightning and toad line Storm gave in X-Men. I think it was worse than any Arnold lines in Batman & Robin.

Here ya go.

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it truly is the worst line in movie history. i don't even understand what they were going for

[guyhandsome]

In Back To School, Chaz (famous 80's bad guy Billy Zabka) tells Jason Melon:

"Because no matter what you think, you'll always be a crude, obnoxious, nouveau riche little fleeb. And you're going to wind up just like your father."

And Jason's kickass response:

"God I hope so ... because I happen to love the guy."

[razorboy]

Point Break. The Whole script.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i always hated that scene in "The Sandlot" when they are camping and the fat kid asks the new kid "you want s'more?" and the new kid goes "how can i have some more, i haven't had any yet?" "no, you want s'more" "i told you, i haven't had any!"

because you wouldn't say it like that, you'd say "do you want a s'more", second, in such a situation it wouldve been so easy to understand what the other kid meant

it was them trying to do a "who's on first?" bit and failing so awfully

[TripleSkeet]

In Die Hard 3, when Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson get cut off by the car..

Willis "Jesus lady! Who do you think you are? Hillary Clinton?"

Fucking awful. That movie had a ton of terrible lines.

[hammersavage]

In Die Hard 3, when Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson get cut off by the car..

Willis "Jesus lady! Who do you think you are? Hillary Clinton?"

Fucking awful. That movie had a ton of terrible lines.

One of my favorite bad movies. I'll never turn it off but my god the dialogue is such shit.

But I'll never forget the 21st President as long as I live.

[TripleSkeet]

Hahahahahaha Chester A. Arthur. "Did you know he was sworn in right here in New York?"

[hammersavage]

Down by the aquaduct.

The track?


The water aquaduct!!




Oh Jerry, you slayed me.