Fuck You Braxton Hicks!

[Caseyelan]

Damn you and your contracting ways.

I dunno why they always seem to come when I am in the middle of trying to move from sitting to laying... a fucking effort these days I assure you.... and they are so uncomfy I just want to squeeze everyone's face off.

[hammersavage]

For the men:

Braxton Hicks contractions, also known as false labour or practice contractions are sporadic uterine contractions that usually start around 6 weeks however are not usually felt until the second trimester or third trimester of pregnancy.

[Snoogans]

wait, it's pepper's baby?

[Marc with a c]

braxton hicks is an asshole.

[mikeyboy]

suck it up, preggo.

[hammersavage]

I find the words 'Casey' and 'sporadic uterine contractions' together oddly hot.

[sink]

I know the perfect face for you to squeeze

[Death Metal Moe]

I thought Braxton Hicks was an Idol finalist or some 92.3 NOW artist.

[Marc with a c]

http://fussypants.typepad.com/whatsmartmommiesknow/images/2008/04/09/fussy_baby_not_yet_3.jpg

[~Katja~]

wow, so early??? didn't get to deal with them until the last 3 weeks...

This pregnancy sure has been tough on you! Don't envy you at all...

hope its stops soon!

[~Katja~]

suck it up, preggo.

I hope you are there to hold her hand during labor...

[drjoek]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Braxton_Hicks.jpg

John Braxton Hicks (1823–August 28, 1897) was a 19th century English doctor who specialised in obstetrics. He was born in Rye, Sussex and attended Guy's Hospital Medical School from 1841.In 1872, he described the uterine contractions not resulting in childbirth now known as Braxton Hicks contractions.

[mikeyboy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Braxton_Hicks.jpg

John Braxton Hicks (1823–August 28, 1897) was a 19th century English doctor who specialised in obstetrics. He was born in Rye, Sussex and attended Guy's Hospital Medical School from 1841.In 1872, he described the uterine contractions not resulting in childbirth now known as Braxton Hicks contractions.

Moral of the story: Don't discover stuff that sucks.

[Marc with a c]

Moral of the story: Don't discover stuff that sucks.

i thought it was to wear a rubber.

[~Katja~]

Moral of the story: Don't discover stuff that sucks.

or at least name it in a way that it sounds desirable

[KingGeno]

Read the title, and figured you were yelling about some emo homo guy on this season's American Idol.

I learned something tonight.

[mikeyboy]

i thought it was to wear a rubber.

Why? Braxton-Hicks aren't contagious.

[stronger129]

wait, it's pepper's baby?

LOL That really made me laugh out loud

[Tenbatsuzen]

Moral of the story: Don't discover stuff that sucks.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/6/62144/18_2008/Lou_Gehrig.jpg

"Fuck you, I didn't discover shit."

[Marc with a c]

Why? Braxton-Hicks aren't contagious.

stanley's are.

[~Katja~]

i thought it was to wear a rubber.

only if you pay more than a buck for it

[disneyspy]

this is a shitty night for tv

[drjoek]

http://z.about.com/d/randb/1/5/a/B/-/-/tonibraxton.jpg
http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/taylor_hicks1_300_400.jpg



Great Duet
*Hottub Edit*

Looking to get a month off with Lenny?

[Caseyelan]

i thought it was to wear a rubber.

^^^^ THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hammersavage]

i thought it was to wear a rubber.

Mother always said rubber schmubber. But then she had me so I don't know if that was a good idea.

[drjoek]

http://z.about.com/d/randb/1/5/a/B/-/-/tonibraxton.jpg
http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/taylor_hicks1_300_400.jpg



Great Duet
*Hottub Edit*

Looking to get a month off with Lenny?

Sorry never even looked that closely at the picture!

im not interested in the P12Nteam

[~Katja~]

Sorry never even looked that closely at the picture!

im not interested in the P12Nteam

well there were no nips... but pussy lips :)

[Tenbatsuzen]

^^^^ THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Face it, you're fertile.

[Caseyelan]

I just had my fifth one today.

One every hour.


I get so nervous when I get them as I am not at 37 weeks yet.



the second the pain starts I sit completely still and freak out.


Where is dave? fucking st pats day.

[Don Stugots]

this thread is like a letter to the penthouse forum

[Hottub]

When they are less than an hour apart, call 911. The ambulance will bring you to the hospital. Make sure you call your OB before you go.
Dave will meet you there.

[Caseyelan]

When they are less than an hour apart, call 911. The ambulance will bring you to the hospital. Make sure you call your OB before you go.
Dave will meet you there.

I don't think that will happen.

I know the drill though.

[Don Stugots]

what does ODB have to do with it? he didnt knock her up.

[Marc with a c]

what does ODB have to do with it? he didnt knock her up.

wow that was bad.

[Don Stugots]

wow that was bad.

stop, you wish you thought of it.

[Hottub]

wow that was bad.

You would know.

[Marc with a c]

stop, you wish you thought of it.

not

[~Katja~]

I just had my fifth one today.

One every hour.


I get so nervous when I get them as I am not at 37 weeks yet.



the second the pain starts I sit completely still and freak out.


Where is dave? fucking st pats day.

you probably heard this a million times...but drink lots and lots of water, minimizes Braxton Hicks and also helps once you are actually in labor...
its one of those cruel jokes on pregnant women... tell them to drink like a camel when they have the baby sitting on their bladder already...

[Marc with a c]

You would know.

please. go back to smelling your queefs in your bomb shelter covered in pictures of board members.

[Don Stugots]

not

not not

[Hottub]

please. go back to smelling your queefs in your bomb shelter covered in pictures of board members.

wow that was bad.

You can't make this stuff up.

Fuckface!

[Snoogans]

you probably heard this a million times...but drink lots and lots of water, minimizes Braxton Hicks and also helps once you are actually in labor...
its one of those cruel jokes on pregnant women... tell them to drink like a camel when they have the baby sitting on their bladder already...

at least you dont have to go through the hastle of waiting in long lines to vote





thats 3. Im goin for 10 different threads




yea its a slow night

[sink]

please. go back to smelling your queefs in your bomb shelter covered in pictures of board members.

http://gonzagabulldogsfans.com/files/2008/12/gonzaga-1.jpg

[sink]

Fuckface!

You know, member bashing is against the rules of this board.


Just sayin

[Snoogans]

You know, member bashing is against the rules of this board.


Just sayin

and kidnapping underage children is against the law. Hottub takes risks

[Marc with a c]

You know, member bashing is against the rules of this board.


Just sayin

she's just being sassy.

[Hottub]

she's just being sassy.

Zip it, asshole. I'm about to get my period!:furious:

[Marc with a c]

Zip it, asshole. I'm about to get my period!:furious:

get real you dried out hag.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://gonzagabulldogsfans.com/files/2008/12/gonzaga-1.jpg

I get jokes.

[beachbum]

I honestly thought you were naming the child after Pepper and former Buffalo Bills fullback Jim Braxton.

[Tenbatsuzen]

and kidnapping underage children is against the law. Hottub takes risks

I must be drunk, because I can't stop laughing at this line.

[Caseyelan]

ON BED REST TILL FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

No walking, moving or lifting unless to go to the bathroom.

What do I do with a 10 month old?

also, wanna buy my washer?
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/hsh/1080337231.html

[topless_mike]

ON BED REST TILL FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

No walking, moving or lifting unless to go to the bathroom.

What do I do with a 10 month old?

also, wanna buy my washer?
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/hsh/1080337231.html

ugh.
cant even imagine.
thank gawd sean can play by himself.

i feel ya pain (somehow)

[angrymissy]

ON BED REST TILL FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

No walking, moving or lifting unless to go to the bathroom.

What do I do with a 10 month old?

also, wanna buy my washer?
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/hsh/1080337231.html

U should sound the beanie alarm and rest.

[drjoek]

ON BED REST TILL FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

No walking, moving or lifting unless to go to the bathroom.

What do I do with a 10 month old?

also, wanna buy my washer?
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/hsh/1080337231.html


Did the doctors mention anything about "preterm labor" ? Just curious
My wife had that with both our kids I have some info about that if it applies.

[Caseyelan]

Did the doctors mention anything about "preterm labor" ? Just curious
My wife had that with both our kids I have some info about that if it applies.


He just said he would check me out during my scheduled appointment on friday but wants to be on the safe side. If I get more then one bad contraction in an hour, I am to call him immediately.

He gave me all the preterm labor symptoms, I am on full alert.
thanks joek

[TjM]

Fuck you Braxton Hicks is a phrase not used nearly enough

[hammersavage]

Wanna buy a dryer....door?



Put up the Beanie signal. That's why you live close to that batty woman. Hope you feel better.

[Caseyelan]

Wanna buy a dryer....door?



Put up the Beanie signal. That's why you live close to that batty woman. Hope you feel better.

I will after she golfs.

[Snoogans]

I will after she golfs.

now im jealous

[drjoek]

He just said he would check me out during my scheduled appointment on friday but wants to be on the safe side. If I get more then one bad contraction in an hour, I am to call him immediately.

He gave me all the preterm labor symptoms, I am on full alert.
thanks joek

PMed ya