View Full Version : When did Candace Parker become pretty?
King Imp
03-16-2009, 10:06 AM
I never thought that Candace Parker was all that good looking, but I was shocked when I saw this pic. If her name wasn't on the cover, I never would have recognized it as being her.
Either ESPN has the greatest makeup artists known to man, or pregnancy has really suited her.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/CandaceParkerESPN.jpg
ChrisTheCop
03-16-2009, 10:09 AM
umm...I think we're still waiting.
Death Metal Moe
03-16-2009, 10:10 AM
http://www.modelsport.nl/catalog/images/Airbrush_Gun_For_Nails_Art.jpg
and/or
http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~caa4127/adobe-photoshop-cs2.jpg
Furtherman
03-16-2009, 10:12 AM
Who?
Death Metal Moe
03-16-2009, 10:15 AM
Who?
Seriously, I have no fucking idea who she is. Obviously involved with sports if she's on the cover of ESPN magazine. Tennis? WNBA? It kinda drops off after that, those are the only 2 women's sports anyone pays much attention to anyway.
ChrisTheCop
03-16-2009, 10:16 AM
Seriously, I have no fucking idea who she is. Obviously involved with sports if she's on the cover of ESPN magazine. Tennis? WNBA? It kinda drops off after that, those are the only 2 women's sports anyone pays much attention to anyway.
She's holding a basketball. Where's the mystery?
Death Metal Moe
03-16-2009, 10:16 AM
OK, just read the "Full Court Press" gag in the front page blurb. WNBA then. Was she the lesbian that was artifically inseminated with a syringe by her lover?
I think he's a lovely fellow.
Thebazile78
03-16-2009, 10:17 AM
Seriously, I have no fucking idea who she is. Obviously involved with sports if she's on the cover of ESPN magazine. Tennis? WNBA? It kinda drops off after that, those are the only 2 women's sports anyone pays much attention to anyway.
Former college hoops (Lady Volunteers - TN)/current WNBA player (LA Sparks).
Damn good player, IMO (http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/candace_parker/index.html).
Intense, committed and passionate. What more could you ask?
Death Metal Moe
03-16-2009, 10:20 AM
I think he's a lovely fellow.
FACE!!!
Death Metal Moe
03-16-2009, 10:22 AM
Former college hoops (Lady Volunteers - TN)/current WNBA player (LA Sparks).
Damn good player, IMO (http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/candace_parker/index.html).
Intense, committed and passionate. What more could you ask?
I won't be asking for anything, I'm not a fan.
To be honest, in that pic, she's the most beautiful WNBA star I've ever seen. So that's a compliment.
There's plenty of those "women" that wouldn't look attractive even after make up and camera tricks, so she's lucky. There ain't enough gauze in the world to cover the lens of most of those chicks.
~Katja~
03-16-2009, 10:23 AM
http://www.modelsport.nl/catalog/images/Airbrush_Gun_For_Nails_Art.jpg
and/or
http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~caa4127/adobe-photoshop-cs2.jpg
it's actually not touched up too much... her birthmarks/ scars on her arms are still showing... it's just a fit body all prego which gives her nice curves in addition to the muscles... and make up of course
hammersavage
03-16-2009, 10:24 AM
I always found Sue Bird very hot. WNBA is like .05% bangable.
kdubya
03-16-2009, 10:37 AM
What the picture doesn't get across is she is over 8 feet tall
EddieMoscone
03-16-2009, 11:32 AM
I've always thought Candace Parker was hot. On top of that she's the best female ballplayer on the planet.
BTW, she's not the lesbian who was impregnated by her lover. She's married to Sheldon Williams of the Timberwolves.
cougarjake13
03-16-2009, 05:44 PM
she looks hot as hell there
can we get a comparison picture of when you thought she was a dog ??
TheGameHHH
03-16-2009, 08:16 PM
ive wanted to stick her since i saw her at Tenn. a few years . shes hot, i dont care what anybody says.
Pestz4Evah
03-16-2009, 11:48 PM
BTW, she's not the lesbian who was impregnated by her lover. She's married to Sheldon Williams of the Timberwolves.
And he is quite a looker himself:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2752591654_2f9258d004.jpg?v=0
http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/28522/gigantism_medium.jpg
Tall_James
03-17-2009, 03:54 AM
Intense, committed and passionate. What more could you ask?
Can she cook & clean?
ScottFromGA
03-17-2009, 04:31 AM
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King Imp
03-17-2009, 06:39 PM
she looks hot as hell there
can we get a comparison picture of when you thought she was a dog ??
Here's another at an awards show so you can compare her made up.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/ybf08/July%2008/da73c54a.jpg
I swear, I would never recognize the two as being the same person.
kdubya
03-17-2009, 06:52 PM
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/kdubya8/pictures%20for%20the%20message%20board/candace_oc11.jpg
Look at the size of her hands. No matter how big you are those hands will make you look tiny.
FezsAssistant
03-17-2009, 07:03 PM
Looks more like Charlie Parker.
underdog
03-17-2009, 07:47 PM
Here's another at an awards show so you can compare her made up.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/ybf08/July%2008/da73c54a.jpg
I swear, I would never recognize the two as being the same person.
I don't think that's her. The eyes do not look the same at all.
BeerBandit
03-18-2009, 04:02 AM
I don't think that's her. The eyes do not look the same at all.
That's her. From last year's ESPY's, I think.
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