Dave is the man I don't care what anyone says!

[lotionhands]

I have listened to the Ron and Fez show sence the start on xm. Ron is a saint sent here to rain over the radio world. Fez is an definate great voice and funny man also. Ever sence Dave came he threw in a different kind of funny that I love. I did love when he did the stunts and did hate to see them go, but he is great. I do hate to see these people on here talking all this crap about him. You all who don't like him are just saying you don't respect Ronnie's brilliance, and should be ashamed of your selves. I know I have never posted here before, but I am sooo damn tired of everyone talking all the crap about Dave. All you haters need a wake up call and quit the hateing. Dave you are the damn man. Just do what you do, and keep on doing it well. :furious:Till net time...

[Knowledged_one]

Grape is my favorite flavor of kool-aid

[lotionhands]

Why am I rude All I have said about the show is good things, and I love Ronfez.net. I just really hate all these people talking all this crap about east side. On a daily basis people would just have to find a reason not to laugh at him. :annoyed:

[IamPixie]

rude and rude just indicates a low post count. Every poster is rude and rude at some point.

[PapaBear]

You're not rude. The kool aid thing is common way of saying that anyone who likes someone on the show, who is not liked by the person who brings up kool aid, must somehow not have their own opinion. Just ignore it.

EDIT:
rude and rude just indicates a low post count. Every poster is rude and rude at some point.

Oops! I forgot about the Rude and Rude thing.

[lotionhands]

Oh ok I understand then how long does it take for someone to move up?

[PapaBear]

Oh ok I understand then how long does it take for someone to move up?
I think it's 100 posts.

[lotionhands]

For someone like me that could take a while. I drive a truck and dont have a computer I can take with me, but I listen like a mad man. :happy:

[Foster]

just so you know,
when you hit 5,000 posts no one is making fun of the size of your butt

[disneyspy]

just so you know,
when you hit 5,000 posts no one is making fun of the size of your butt

i do fat ass

[Foster]

i do have a big fat ass

fixed

[disneyspy]

you were starin at my butt in that drug store! i knew it! homo

[Jeffdc5]

wow dude jump of dave's 4 inch cock already he's just painfull to listen to if your a fan great but don't act like everybody has to love him

[Foster]

only because you asked me "can you tell I shit myself?"

[biozombie]

you were starin at my butt in that drug store! i knew it! homo

That wasn't a drug store, it was a "buddy booth".

Oh, and ESD does kick ass.

[disneyspy]

ESD does kick ass and i dont know what the hell a budday booth is. sounds like a new mexican thing to me

[biozombie]

It's a booth for buddies, gay buddies, or so I've been told. I don't know much about the gay culture myself. Seriously, I don't have a secret, I swear! Don't look at me that way!

[Coach]

In your ascent to greatness Lotionhands, might I suggest investing in copies of Roget's Thesaurus, Webster's Dictionary, and Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

Welcome!:drunk:

[MC Pee Pants]

who is shitting on him? Is these really DAve posting to see what people say or just fishing for compliments? speculate....

[lotionhands]

no im not dave and I' not the best at spelling or I would have worded that a little differently. I'm not saying everybody has to like him, but I was looking at a thread last night that had all sorts of people talking about how much he sucked. If I were Dave fishing for praise I would have started a thread asking what people liked about Dave. :nono:

[Foster]

no im not dave and I' not the best at spelling or I would have worded that a little differently. I'm not saying everybody has to like him, but I was looking at a thread last night that had all sorts of people talking about how much he sucked. If I were Dave fishing for praise I would have started a thread asking what people liked about Dave. :nono:

be sure to have a poll in the thread

[lotionhands]

I havent done this long enough to no how to do all this stuff yet.

[Caseyelan]

I love lotionhands.


BE FREE LOTIONHANDS..... BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FezsAssistant]

Why am I rude All I have said about the show is good things, and I love Ronfez.net. I just really hate all these people talking all this crap about east side. On a daily basis people would just have to find a reason not to laugh at him. :annoyed:

Anyone who says something nice about Opie, Anthony, Norton or ESD is considered an asshole on this site.

[lotionhands]

Thanks Casey and Lotionhands loves you guys back. Thats really all I'm about here is a satilite of love. :wub:

[yojimbo7248]

Thanks Casey and Lotionhands loves you guys back. Thats really all I'm about here is a satilite of love. :wub:

you are creeping me out a bit. the referring to yourself in the third person and having 'lotion' in your name is making me think you drive a white van rather than a truck and have girls help you move couches into it.

[Brother Grimm]

Dave is holding back. I need more guy guyerson. And some more Paul McCartney.

I was listening to Old Lilly vs New Lilly and in the midst of new lilly crying Dave whispers in the mic who the starting pitchers are for a playoff game and what time it starts. I dont know why but i thought that was funny as hell. :thumbup:

[GreatAmericanZero]

you know what i like about Lotionhands?

He speaks the TRUTH!

[lotionhands]

I also think he needs to do more guy guyerson. I think thats one of the best things he does as far as voices go, but I really think he should have kept doing some stunts. Just kept making me laugh so damn hard. :lol:

[lotionhands]

I am not sure how a dummy such as myself can put my picture up here. :help:

[Brother Grimm]

I am not sure how a dummy such as myself can put my picture up here. :help:

Click User CP at the top left below the animated Ron. Edit picture is in there.

[Annie Waits]

Dave certainly is the man, especially when it's the Sam and Dave show...that Sam is quite the woman!!!

[MC Pee Pants]

I want you to use a smiley in every single post from here on out lotion. Also, its he Ron & Fez show. I like Dave but I dont really want more of him, I think its fine the way it is now. Support the shit out of Special Delivery if you love Dave so much.

[JAH1013]

I am not sure how a dummy such as myself can put my picture up here. :help:

give it up. you're probably a vols fan. it's just too complicated for you.:bye:

[lotionhands]

Oh I really support Ron & Fez and I understand that Ronnie lets Dave on more because Fezzy is having a hard time right now. Ronnie must think dave is good or he wouldn't let Dave on so much. Nothing gets on that show unless Ronnie Thinks it going to be a good thing. oh yea:thumbdown:

[MC Pee Pants]

Oh I really support Ron & Fez and I understand that Ronnie lets Dave on more because Fezzy is having a hard time right now. Ronnie must think dave is good or he wouldn't let Dave on so much. Nothing gets on that show unless Ronnie Thinks it going to be a good thing. oh yea:thumbdown:

Franklin made it onto the show.

[JAH1013]

Oh I really support Ron & Fez and I understand that Ronnie lets Dave on more because Fezzy is having a hard time right now. Ronnie must think dave is good or he wouldn't let Dave on so much. Nothing gets on that show unless Ronnie Thinks it going to be a good thing. oh yea:thumbdown:

I love Fez, but he's had some serious ups and downs over the past few years. Ron probably lets Dave in so much because there's no telling where it will end up. And I also think Ron has let plenty of things on the show even though he didn't know if it was a good thing or not. But what do I know, I'm just a listener.

[lotionhands]

I love Fez, but he's had some serious ups and downs over the past few years. Ron probably lets Dave in so much because there's no telling where it will end up. And I also think Ron has let plenty of things on the show even though he didn't know if it was a good thing or not. But what do I know, I'm just a listener.

Im not saying I know it all ,but I'm just saying Ronnie wouldnt have him on this much if it wasnt much more gooder than bader. yes I am a vols fan hope they do better next year:flush:

[lotionhands]

Oh yea Franklen was on there wasn't he. Not hearing much from him anymore. Maybe very little.

[JAH1013]

Im not saying I know it all ,but I'm just saying Ronnie wouldnt have him on this much if it wasnt much more gooder than bader. yes I am a vols fan hope they do better next year:flush:

fyi, that comment about the vols didn't come from a uf fan, so don't hold that against me. there's plenty of other reasons. "more gooder than bader"! come on. i'm just giving you a hard time.

[lotionhands]

I was messing with you too thats why I said the more gooder line and nothings wrong with Florida. they were for sure the best team last year. It was fun watching them run the scores up all last year.

[Brad in Bama]

I like Dave on the show. I like the Sam and Dave show. I think Ron knows what works on the show. Lets face it, somtimes Dave is needed when you know who is locked up over some shit God only knows what.

[Brad in Bama]

Franklin made it onto the show.

Franklin also shit the bed on that note.

[Hammond Eggars]

Noob here... ESD brings a lot of energy as 3rd mic and gives Ron a lot to work with. He only really irritates me when he has delusions of being a clever comic talent. I love it when Ron tells him that his wife is funnier than he is.

I imagine he's very likeable in person.

[The Brain Smasher]

east side a very funny guy perfect for the show as a third mic should pay him more money

[SP1!]

I have listened to the Ron and Fez show sence the start on xm. Ron is a saint sent here to rain over the radio world. Fez is an definate great voice and funny man also. Ever sence Dave came he threw in a different kind of funny that I love. I did love when he did the stunts and did hate to see them go, but he is great. I do hate to see these people on here talking all this crap about him. You all who don't like him are just saying you don't respect Ronnie's brilliance, and should be ashamed of your selves. I know I have never posted here before, but I am sooo damn tired of everyone talking all the crap about Dave. All you haters need a wake up call and quit the hateing. Dave you are the damn man. Just do what you do, and keep on doing it well. :furious:Till net time...

For someone like me that could take a while. I drive a truck and dont have a computer I can take with me, but I listen like a mad man. :happy:

Ahhh so now it makes sense dave appeals to the trucker, lonely, psychotic derelicts who are better off driving around alone than in polite society. Makes sense as to why most feel he needs to shut up instead of making up stories every day.

And yes I understand this is a minority here but over all most do not like his antics and thinks he ruins the show.

Edit*---SO how many of these posters are daves alter egos posting while he is drunk?

[underdog]

And yes I understand this is a minority here but over all most do not like his antics and thinks he ruins the show.

Just shut the fuck up already.

[SP1!]

Just shut the fuck up already.

No, every other producer is ran off the show but you love the retard, makes no sense.

[hammersavage]

And yes I understand this is a minority here but over all most do not like his antics and thinks he ruins the show.

Do you talk out of your ass in real life or only here? Show me any proof of this.

[PapaBear]

Ahhh so now it makes sense dave appeals to the trucker, lonely, psychotic derelicts who are better off driving around alone than in polite society.
Say that in a truck stop some time. Please.

[underdog]

No, every other producer is ran off the show but you love the retard, makes no sense.

By "every other", you mean the other TWO in the last nearly 4 years?

Dave is entertaining, and plus, Ron obviously wants him in there, or else he wouldn't be there.

And of the 4 people I know that have listened to the show, one didn't like Dave, the other 3 loved him.

So fuck yo' stats.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I like how Mr. Lotionhands always fills in his Title section.

Very thorough.

That's a guy I can really wrap my head around.

[jlehane3]

I have listened to the Ron and Fez show sence the start on xm. Ron is a saint sent here to rain over the radio world. Fez is an definate great voice and funny man also. Ever sence Dave came he threw in a different kind of funny that I love. I did love when he did the stunts and did hate to see them go, but he is great. I do hate to see these people on here talking all this crap about him. You all who don't like him are just saying you don't respect Ronnie's brilliance, and should be ashamed of your selves. I know I have never posted here before, but I am sooo damn tired of everyone talking all the crap about Dave. All you haters need a wake up call and quit the hateing. Dave you are the damn man. Just do what you do, and keep on doing it well. :furious:Till net time... It wouldn't be fair game or welcome if people were ultra-critical of Fez or Ron,so Dave is the whipping boy in a sense. He'll get almost instant and even unwanted feedback,since his volume of stunts and bits keeps the show lively.It's easier to hate on Dave out of "poster boredom" rather than real strong feelings.It's like gossippy bitches on Paltalk.Spec-TATERS....:tongue: like a pair of saggy boobs :sad::sad:

[jimmyolsenblues]

Dave is good for the show...brining out the poem and getting bashed...
saying gravity does not exist....
funny stuff

[MC Pee Pants]

He wrote the poem during the break...

[tanless1]

is that you ; dimwit ?

[lotionhands]

I like how Mr. Lotionhands always fills in his Title section.

Very thorough.

That's a guy I can really wrap my head around.

I was just doing my job.

[Dan]

I love East Side Dave.