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sr71blackbird
03-14-2009, 07:07 PM
I want this and think I would react the same as this guy if this was done for me:


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Foster
03-14-2009, 07:12 PM
it's funny you should start this thread,

I just got an awesome massage

God it felt good
sr71blackbird
03-14-2009, 07:17 PM
I would seriously pay big money to have someone do this for me. Its been years since it was cracked.
PapaBear
03-14-2009, 07:18 PM
One thing I miss about my 1st wife was that her mom is a licensed massage therapist.
Farmer Dave
03-15-2009, 03:09 PM
One thing I miss about my 1st wife was that her mom is a licensed massage therapist.

So it was free then? Now I have to ask, did the happy ending cost more since she had a license?
GreatAmericanZero
03-15-2009, 03:15 PM
I want my crack back
Farmer Dave
03-15-2009, 04:27 PM
I want my crack back

You're better then that hackiness GAZ.
Snoogans
03-15-2009, 04:29 PM
you can do that yourself on the back of a chair if you put the chair against something that will keep it from moving
disneyspy
03-15-2009, 04:29 PM
You're better then that hackiness GAZ.

are you crazy? that was his first good post
GreatAmericanZero
03-15-2009, 04:32 PM
You're better then that hackiness GAZ.

i've had worse posts today haha
meanmrbill
03-15-2009, 04:37 PM
I cannot fucking stand to be touched on my back, therefore, I could never stand to have my back cracked. I would rather be waterboarded than have someone crack my back. Unthinkable!!!!
lotionhands
03-15-2009, 05:32 PM
I can crack backs good. just get someone to get you in the hug possition and put their hands in a fist and squeeze up and down your spine.
Snoogans
03-15-2009, 05:34 PM
I can crack backs good. just get someone to get you in the hug possition and put their hands in a fist and squeeze up and down your spine.

thats actually not good for you. When you are standing, its tightening muscles in your back and not allowing things to align right. You have to be laying down for it to work like it should
CofyCrakCocaine
03-15-2009, 05:36 PM
I had a girlfriend where I'd go out of my way to rub her back and make it crack and she'd lose her shit in happiness - then I'd be like "hey can I get a rub" and she'd be like 'OH GOD WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH' and we'd argue until she agreed to give me a knuckle job on the back.

Man, she sucked at back rubs.

wait what are we talking about? im havin flashbacks.
OGC
03-15-2009, 05:41 PM
you can do that yourself on the back of a chair if you put the chair against something that will keep it from moving


If only there was a place (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76162) you could post these nuggets of wisdom.
lotionhands
03-15-2009, 05:44 PM
thats actually not good for you. When you are standing, its tightening muscles in your back and not allowing things to align right. You have to be laying down for it to work like it should

That might explain alot of back problems I have now...
sr71blackbird
03-15-2009, 08:11 PM
I can crack backs good. just get someone to get you in the hug possition and put their hands in a fist and squeeze up and down your spine.

I can't find anyone. I may need to go to a massage place. My luck its a rub and tug place that gets busted as I am getting a legit rubdown.
topless_mike
03-16-2009, 12:05 PM
im sorry.
i was so fixated on those thunder thighs that i missed everything else.
CruelCircus
03-16-2009, 12:27 PM
Actually, for a good, thorough back-cracking, a masseuse isn't going to get the job done.
The absolute best cracking is from a chiropractor. I used to go every week and would totally look forward to it every time.
topless_mike
03-16-2009, 12:32 PM
Actually, for a good, thorough back-cracking, a masseuse isn't going to get the job done.
The absolute best cracking is from a chiropractor. I used to go every week and would totally look forward to it every time.

im secretly turned on by the sounds of cracking bones and the pressure release that it gives.
i could never go to a chiro because:

a) too $$
b) i'd get so hooked on it
c) there would be a bone there that he shouldnt try to crack..