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Gvac
03-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Fez joined RonFez.net today. How long do you think he will stick around and stay active?

CofyCrakCocaine
03-12-2009, 03:17 PM
The FezMarine is already su(ck)nk.

Don Stugots
03-12-2009, 03:17 PM
he shot his load on log in.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-12-2009, 03:17 PM
he shot his load on log in.

I'd slam your pun, but I did one myself. And yours was funnier.

Hottub
03-12-2009, 03:23 PM
Fez is in for the long haul. A .netter for life.

But between is quirks, television addiction, and dial-up, I don't see him as a post whore.

Book it.

TheGameHHH
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
He'll last until jayjay makes him cry. Should be about a day or two.

ToiletCrusher
03-12-2009, 03:26 PM
He defended me not just on the board but also on air. So, I says months.

BlackSpider
03-12-2009, 03:28 PM
What's his screen-name...?

west milly Tom
03-12-2009, 03:29 PM
I didn't even know he registered. Is his board name Gvac?

STC-Dub
03-12-2009, 03:29 PM
For a while but if he is posting for home on dial up one post a night is about all he will have time for.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
I wish Fez was one of us. Gooboo Gabba, One Of Us. One Of Us. One Of Us...

Gvac
03-12-2009, 03:33 PM
What's his screen-name...?

fezfez

Mexican_Radio
03-12-2009, 04:28 PM
Fez willl last about as long as he went without meat.

drjoek
03-12-2009, 04:32 PM
Hes all over the board tonight
Good on him!!

fezfez
03-12-2009, 04:36 PM
Gvac, you're too much! I'm lovin' here on .net. You're FezFez isn't going anywhere baby!:lol:

ca14129
03-12-2009, 04:36 PM
Fez willl last about as long as he went without meat.

well, depending on just what you mean by the word meat.. that is either a very short time or a very long one.

-r (ok, it was a gimme)..

Dash77
03-12-2009, 04:38 PM
I give him just as long as he stuck to his lent..

drjoek
03-12-2009, 04:44 PM
he voted a few months himself so how can I disagree

Farmer Dave
03-12-2009, 04:44 PM
He's online now and I hope he stays on for a long long time. Love fezfez.

MIKEYDAKEN
03-12-2009, 04:48 PM
its probably pepper or mooch just saying they are fez.

drjoek
03-12-2009, 04:53 PM
its probably pepper or mooch just saying they are fez.

Way to go with the bit Senor Serious

OGC
03-12-2009, 04:57 PM
its probably pepper or mooch just saying they are fez.

That is true fezfez. How can we be sure you are the true Fez ?

I'd ask you to upload a picture of yourself holding today's newspaper but joining the 21st century by logging in here is enough tech for you for the day. :tongue:

SP1!
03-12-2009, 05:43 PM
its probably pepper or mooch just saying they are fez.

Yeah Im guessing that, ESD, rons kid, or lily.

Anyone else but fez since his dial up modem couldnt handle ronfez.net

Hottub
03-12-2009, 05:46 PM
Yeah Im guessing that, ESD, rons kid, or lily.

Anyone else but fez since his dial up modem couldnt handle ronfez.net

That is the one and only Fez Marie Watley!!
You may not like it, but you will learn to love it!! Talk aboot the best thing going!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Heather 8
03-12-2009, 05:47 PM
Well, he's already posted here more than Dave has in the past few months. But I think the novelty will wear off quick.

Plus, he's simply no jayjay.

JAH1013
03-12-2009, 05:57 PM
he's done for a little while. he'll be back in a few months. 15 posts in 6 years.

East Side Dave
03-12-2009, 07:14 PM
Gvac, you're too much! I'm lovin' here on .net. You're FezFez isn't going anywhere baby!:lol:


You tell 'em, Fez!!!!!!

Flea_Man
03-12-2009, 07:15 PM
Fezzie ftw

ToiletCrusher
03-12-2009, 07:16 PM
Fez and Dave on the same day on rf.net ???? Is the world going to end soon?

Devo37
03-12-2009, 07:21 PM
3 years, 9 months, at which point the end-of-time will occur, as foretold by the Mayans.

Jeffdc5
03-13-2009, 04:48 PM
probably untill dave comes in and he shuts down like on the show
(jk) probably untill he gets his phone bill and its 1000 because of his dial up

Ron Marie Douglas
03-13-2009, 07:17 PM
Welcome Fezster! This place is never going to be the same.

tanless1
03-13-2009, 08:19 PM
... sure sounds like fez

Death Metal Moe
03-13-2009, 08:20 PM
I can't believe the disrespect our Fezfez gets when we finally got him to join our disfuctional online community!

Ignore the detractors Fez!

realmenhatelife
03-13-2009, 08:26 PM
I didn't want to make a thread for this, but beardless fez continues to look like babe ruth. Compare the the past few load pages to the bambino.

http://www.jrwsolutions.net/_Dylan/images/babe_ruth.jpg

MC Pee Pants
03-13-2009, 08:29 PM
Thats not really Fez.

led37zep
03-13-2009, 08:41 PM
This thread is about to be bigger than all of Dougs 3-way/dating disaster threads put together.


FEZ IS HERE TO STAY

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

John Galt
03-13-2009, 09:02 PM
As sad as it is, Fez will abandon us whenever this Mohr issue is resolved. Please don't go Fez.

Kublakhan61
03-14-2009, 08:17 AM
Bunch of negative know-it-alls...

okterrificsk
03-14-2009, 02:45 PM
Gvac, you're too much! I'm lovin' here on .net. You're FezFez isn't going anywhere baby!:lol:



FEZ IS BAAAAAACK

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

FEZ IS BAAAAAACK


CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

tipper
03-14-2009, 02:56 PM
I dont think the computer is really his idea of fun....lol:wallbash:

WampusCrandle
03-14-2009, 03:50 PM
Gvac, you're too much! I'm lovin' here on .net. You're FezFez isn't going anywhere baby!:lol:

there should have been the "forever" choice!

roefmLI
03-14-2009, 05:52 PM
about as long as he twittered...TWEET!

Austins_Finest
03-18-2009, 09:00 PM
He is the 3rd Mic on the show and has all the time in the world to post, but he is a loser and will never post!!!!!! :wallbash:

Slumbag
03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
He is the 3rd Mic on the show and has all the time in the world to post, but he is a loser and will never post!!!!!! :wallbash:

http://ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=15938
:bye:

utriculus!
03-19-2009, 04:50 AM
Gvac, you're too much! I'm lovin' here on .net. You're FezFez isn't going anywhere baby!:lol:

fezfez needs to understand that "You're FezFez isn't going anywhere" means "You are FezFez isn't going anywhere"

utriculus!
03-19-2009, 04:55 AM
he's done for a little while. he'll be back in a few months. 15 posts in 6 years.

Maybe his dial-up AOL connection is just taking a while to load the forum :smile:

Gvac
03-29-2009, 05:51 PM
Hmmm....

Don Stugots
03-29-2009, 05:52 PM
i knew he wouldnt be here for long.

IMSlacker
03-29-2009, 05:54 PM
His internet connection is down. He'll be back.

Death Metal Moe
03-29-2009, 05:54 PM
It's not him, it's his computer. I can relate, I had a few days offline waiting for a new modem to come in the mail from Verizon.

Don't you worry, our Fezfez will be back to shaving asses in no time! He just has to either buy a new computer or acutally allow a computer tech to penetrate the "inner sanctum" and go look at his Commodor 64.

disneyspy
03-29-2009, 05:55 PM
It's not him, it's his computer. I can relate, I had a few days offline waiting for a new modem to come in the mail from Verizon.

Don't you worry, our Fezfez will be back to shaving asses in no time! He just has to either buy a new computer or acutally allow a computer tech to penetrate the "inner sanctum" and go look at his Commodor 64.

who is this fezfez you speak of?

Death Metal Moe
03-29-2009, 05:56 PM
who is this fezfez you speak of?

....rude and rude.

sailor
03-29-2009, 05:59 PM
i knew he wouldnt be here for long.

guy can't take a weekend off without getting jumped on?

or to get jumped on? whichever.

Death Metal Moe
03-29-2009, 06:01 PM
guy can't take a weekend off without getting jumped on?

or to get jumped on? whichever.

That's true, maybe this weekend's church social REALLY paid off. I hadn't even considered that.

disneyspy
03-29-2009, 06:02 PM
odd,lleeeder hasnt posted this weekend either

Death Metal Moe
03-29-2009, 06:03 PM
odd,lleeeder hasnt posted this weekend either

http://indiana.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/23/love_connection_gameshow_logo.jpg

Gvac
03-30-2009, 04:23 PM
fezfez

Last Activity: 03-26-2009 08:30 AM

~Katja~
03-30-2009, 04:25 PM
his pc has the virus...don't you listen to the show?

BlackSpider
03-30-2009, 04:26 PM
Was he chatting with Snoogs...?

~Katja~
03-30-2009, 04:27 PM
Was he chatting with Snoogs...?

maybe they were sharing porn in the .net chatroom

Gvac
03-30-2009, 04:27 PM
his pc has the virus...don't you listen to the show?

He's a very wealthy man. He couldn't buy a new computer or at least have his fixed since last Thursday?

I don't believe a word of it.

BlackSpider
03-30-2009, 04:28 PM
He's a very wealthy man. He couldn't buy a new computer or at least have his fixed since last Thursday?

I don't believe a word of it.

How do you think he got sooo rich...?

Gvac
03-30-2009, 04:28 PM
How do you think he got sooo rich...?

Very true, my friend.

Ron has said that Fez still has his Confederate Communion money.

disneyspy
03-30-2009, 04:31 PM
fed still has the beads he got for sellin florida to the spanish

BlackSpider
03-30-2009, 04:36 PM
For all we know, he's posting right now.
They just won't show up 'till next week (with his dial-up connection)...

Gvac
04-21-2009, 05:47 PM
Oh fezfez...

ToiletCrusher
04-21-2009, 05:48 PM
Oh fezfez...

Have I not taught you.. Bump not your thread lest it be in the best intentions of man that your thread needeth bump.

razorboy
04-21-2009, 05:48 PM
This place is no longer full of old Todds.

Hottub
05-02-2009, 11:40 AM
Fez got his new computer today.:thumbup:
He didn't call me, so I guess it's going OK.:wink:

Super Poster before the weekend is over!

WampusCrandle
05-02-2009, 11:43 AM
Fez got his new computer today.:thumbup:
He didn't call me, so I guess it's going OK.:wink:

Super Poster before the weekend is over!

yay for fez! he better post more! i like to see him involved with the board! and, hopefully, the board will become the official everything for ron and fez - not unofficial. With Fez's postings - that will become our seal of approval

RENFIELD
05-03-2009, 05:09 PM
When will Fez have time to post ?

I just found out the truth about his hangout the NUT HUT...

I'm watching a law and order re-run and they mention
this supposed NUT HUT in NYC....


as follows...
... and Fin finds tokens for The Nut Hut, an adult entertainment business.
Later, Fin and Stabler are at the Nut Hut Theatre talking with the owner.

(and the things that happen there are the worst things that can happen to a man)


The kind of 'POST' you get there, ain't online...

drjoek
05-03-2009, 05:26 PM
New Computer for Fez

i sense a whole lotta fezfez

Gvac
05-04-2009, 05:55 PM
Fez got his new computer today.:thumbup:
He didn't call me, so I guess it's going OK.:wink:

Super Poster before the weekend is over!

yay for fez! he better post more! i like to see him involved with the board! and, hopefully, the board will become the official everything for ron and fez - not unofficial. With Fez's postings - that will become our seal of approval

New Computer for Fez

i sense a whole lotta fezfez


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You poor, deluded fools!

The last time Fez even logged in was Friday night.

He cares little for you or your silly board.

disneyspy
05-04-2009, 05:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You poor, deluded fools!

The last time Fez even logged in was Friday night.

He cares little for you or your silly board.

poor gvac is in voice-of-rf.net denial,poor gvac,fez has hurt his poor feelins,that BASTARD!

Gvac
05-04-2009, 06:00 PM
poor gvac is in voice-of-rf.net denial,poor gvac,fez has hurt his poor feelins,that BASTARD!

Nah, I'm just a realist.

These poor souls think that Fez will become a regular here and that will somehow validate them.

It'll never happen.

Fez thinks slightly less of dot netters than he does the gum on the bottom of his shoes.

He's a bit of an elitist.

Hottub
05-04-2009, 06:19 PM
Uugh.
The people have grown weary of it. Seriously.
Preach all you want, the bit is over done.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 06:26 PM
Uugh.
The people have grown weary of it. Seriously.
Preach all you want, the bit is over done.

Wah wah wah.

Now you sound just like your hero.

Hottub
05-04-2009, 07:07 PM
Please to explain.
I listen to only one drummer, and he has no fucking rhythm.


The downward spiral is quite sad to see.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:09 PM
The downward spiral is quite sad to see.

Tell me about it. (http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/www.ronfez.net)

Death Metal Moe
05-04-2009, 07:11 PM
Dude, Fezfez was holding court in that "Fez is a Rat" thread a few nights ago. He told us he was at the office using their computers. I have no reason not to believe the guy, does anyone else?

No one ever thought he was going to become the new Mr. Ronfez but I think he'll be contributing here and there for awhile now.

We love the Fezfez.

Hottub
05-04-2009, 07:11 PM
Cute.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:12 PM
Cute.

You think that being down 26% in the last 3 months is "cute"?

Hmmm....

WampusCrandle
05-04-2009, 07:16 PM
You think that being down 26% in the last 3 months is "cute"?

Hmmm....

oh fuck, tubs, you are getting PWNED by lord Gvac - maybe you should stand up for yourself?

mikeyboy
05-04-2009, 07:18 PM
You think that being down 26% in the last 3 months is "cute"?

Hmmm....

It is. Especially since, as I mentioned before, Alexa rankings are a crock. I find it hard to believe that our highest traffic days (according to Alexa) are on weekends when no one is posting or that the highest traffic days that tested the limits of the server (Lily pics and video), don't even show up as a blip on Alexa. You ignored it when I mentioned it before. Google analytics show pretty consistent traffic over that period.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:18 PM
oh fuck, tubs, you are getting PWNED by lord Gvac - maybe you should stand up for yourself?

He'll just say I'm "complaining" and that my "act" is "tired" or something similar.

Tub's got the "Hey, I'm having fun...that's all that matters!" mind set.

If the other 49 states were blown off the face of the map but New Jersey was left standing, he'd say that everything was just great and anyone who showed concern was just being negative.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:19 PM
It is. Especially since, as I mentioned before, Alexa rankings are a crock. I find it hard to believe that our highest traffic days are on weekends when no one is posting or that the highest traffic days that tested the limits of the server, don't even show up as a blip on Alexa. You ignored it when I mentioned it before. Google analytics show pretty consistent traffic over that period.

You sound like O&A explaining their ratings when they were on FM.

"If you take the square root of Pi and apply the Pythagorean theorem...etc."

Death Metal Moe
05-04-2009, 07:19 PM
Seriously GVAC, is this a bit? I met you and you don't seem like this.

Is this a bit?

WampusCrandle
05-04-2009, 07:23 PM
If the other 49 states were blown off the face of the map but New Jersey was left standing, he'd say that everything was just great and anyone who showed concern was just being negative.

this made me laugh out loud - not lol -but made me laugh out loud

disneyspy
05-04-2009, 07:25 PM
Seriously GVAC, is this a bit? I met you and you don't seem like this.

Is this a bit?

has to be,gvac is too big a fan of the show to be this negative,plus his anti posts only serve to bring out more posts. he can take an unpopular side and debate it better than anyone,one of the reasons i think hes one of the voices of .net and a pretty good at that

Death Metal Moe
05-04-2009, 07:26 PM
has to be,gvac is too big a fan of the show to be this negative,plus his anti posts only serve to bring out more posts. he can take an unpopular side and debate it better than anyone,one of the reasons i think hes one of the voices of .net and a pretty good at that

That's what I think he's doing. He's pulling a "Ronnie B" so to speak.

WampusCrandle
05-04-2009, 07:31 PM
i think that Gvac has been the way he has been for a long time. i listened to an old bit of Earl and ESD fighting, and doing impressions of Earl's mother and grandmother. Gvac called up and said that he called the destruction of Earl two years from that Good Friday. Gvac has seen the destruction long before all of us - i believe so.

Slumbag
05-04-2009, 07:41 PM
i think that Gvac has been the way he has been for a long time. i listened to an old bit of Earl and ESD fighting, and doing impressions of Earl's mother and grandmother. Gvac called up and said that he called the destruction of Earl two years from that Good Friday. Gvac has seen the destruction long before all of us - i believe so.

DUDE!
I just listened to that on Saturday.

GVAC used the word "postulated". I know, because I have used it twice since then.

Gvac
05-04-2009, 07:44 PM
DUDE!
I just listened to that on Saturday.

GVAC used the word "postulated". I know, because I have used it twice since then.

I knew you would. :blink:

Gvac
05-15-2009, 04:00 PM
Well, our buddy Fez hasn't posted in over a week.

Anyone still buying his "my modem is broken" excuse?

BlackSpider
05-15-2009, 04:02 PM
Well, our buddy Fez hasn't posted in over a week.

Anyone still buying his "my modem is broken" excuse?

Does he still have dial-up...?
He may have been posting, but they haven't showed up yet...

Gvac
05-15-2009, 04:04 PM
Does he still have dial-up...?
He may have been posting, but they haven't showed up yet...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fucking awesome.

His profile says he logged in as recently as yesterday but hasn't posted in 8 days, so you may be onto something.

Farmer Dave
05-15-2009, 04:08 PM
It goes beyond his modem. He's still trying to figure out his operating system.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 06:15 AM
Let's face it - fezfez has abandoned us. :down:

Spaz
05-17-2009, 06:21 AM
does Fez really post here? he's great. why did i wait so long to join here?
this place is great.

Gvac
05-18-2009, 02:13 PM
Even though he logged in a little over an hour ago, today marks day 11 that fezfez has thumbed his proverbial nose at all of us.

drjoek
05-18-2009, 02:15 PM
Even though he logged in a little over an hour ago, today marks day 11 that fezfez has thumbed his proverbial nose at all of us.



Thanks for keeping tabs on him for us.

Gvac
07-30-2009, 06:53 PM
According to today's show, fezfez is gone forever. :glurps:

yojimbo7248
07-30-2009, 06:55 PM
well, he did post last night so I think he will do drop by postings to slam on people he perceives are threatening him like Dr. JoeK

drjoek
07-30-2009, 06:55 PM
Congratulations to :
A few months
Annie Waits, Chob, CHUCKWAGONCOOK, crackerasscracker, CuntagiousChris, Dan, Dave's Cackle, docgoblin, drjoek, fezfez, FunkyDrummer, Leticia, nullified, Rube, SeriouslySuprCJ, slames, SouthLoop, STC-Dub, toiletcrusher.


Notice that fezfez knew the answer

jlehane
07-30-2009, 09:28 PM
in a downtown bath-house,or Dave in a Cave.... http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/PIA06276tiff223Cave33MisterPotatoHe.jpg Starberry show is trying to one-up RF with his penetrating commentary.Time to man up. :wallbash: :laugh: :devil2: