Best Sandlot character

[hammersavage]

Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez-The guy tamed the Beast for christ sake. Went on to play for the Dodgers. Stole hom.

Smalls-Dumb prick stole his father's autographed baseball. Had a dumb, long brimmed hat and plastic glove. But I'll be damned if the kid didn't learn baseball faster than anyone I've ever seen. Would grow up to call Dodger games.

Ham Porter-The Great Hambino. Little fat ginger could hit a ball like nobodies business. Would go on to have a wrestling career. Uttered the immortal phrase 'you play ball like a girl.'

Michael "Squints" Palledorous-Fakes his own drowning to make out with Wendy Peffercorn. Would actually go no to marry her. What a move. Uttered the immortal phrase 'you're killing me smalls'.

Yeah-Yeah-Started sentences with 'yeah yeah'. How cool is that?

DeNunez-Had an arm like Satchel Paige.

Timmy and Tommy-Would go on to invent minimalls. The younger one always repeated the older one. Manned the corners.

Bertrum-Got really into the 60's and was never heard from again.



I'll take squints every time. He faked his death to make out wait a 10. We've all been there.

[JPMNICK]

"You're killing me smalls" stole that movie

[hammersavage]

And he landed Wendy Peffercorn for shits sake.

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[El Mudo]

Bertrum = underrated


He was like the rug in Lebowski...he tied the whole thing together

[ToiletCrusher]

squints mother fuckers.

[TheMojoPin]

Squints, easily. I still say "FORRRRRR-EV-VERRRRRRR" all the time because of him.

Plus he grew up to be the bully on Freaks and Geeks.

Smalls is easily the most hatable protagonist of all time. He never stops sucking in that movie, even when he's an adult still wearing that fucking hat. You just know he's probably a Joe Morgan-like analyst and won't shut up about how a mediocre player like Benny "plays the game right" and is "gritty."

[JPMNICK]

Squints, easily. I still say "FORRRRRR-EV-VERRRRRRR" all the time because of him.

Plus he grew up to be the bully on Freaks and Geeks.

Smals is easily the most hatable protagonist of all time. He never stops sucking in that movie, even when he's an adult still wearing that fucking hat. You just know he's probably a Joe Morgan-like analyst and won't shut up about how a mediocre player like Benny "plays the game right" and is "gritty."

HAHHAHHAHA I fucking hate you right now. I will never be able to watching this movie that I love again and not think of Smalls as young Joe Morgan you bastard

[El Mudo]

HAHHAHHAHA I fucking hate you right now. I will never be able to watching this movie that I love again and not think of Smalls as young Joe Morgan you bastard


That son of a bitch never changed his hat either....he was wearing it as adult Smalls at the end of the movie

[AngryAsianGuy]

"Mr Baseball" was a better movie. My uncle played 3rd base in that film.

[El Mudo]

"Mr Baseball" was a better movie. My uncle played 3rd base in that film.


How could you tell?

[Coach_Mac]

Yes, Squints got Wendy Peffercorn to "kiss" him and that's all well and good but Hamilton "Ham" Porter made that movie. From the ever so famous and vastly used, "You're killing me smalls," to "You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards." Plus, he's hilarious talking to the batters when he's catching.

[hammersavage]

I got naked pictures of your mom.


And Squints didn't just kiss Wendy. He planted the biggest kiss the town had ever seen on a 10. Then married the chick so you know he's taggin' it nightly with his glasses on.

[Aggie]

OMG I love this movie. I voted for Yeah-Yeah. But Squints is second for his story about the dog, "FOR-EV-ER, FOR-EV-ER!"

Edit: Dammit Mojo, the one thread I didn't read.

[John Galt]

It's all about Yeah Yeah. Think about the success he has: grows up and becomes part of Henry Hill's crew. I wish my main responsibility was to get the paper, get the paper.

[hammersavage]

Can't believe yeah-yeah is bigger than the fucking Jet. He tamed the Beast people!

[TheMojoPin]

Can't believe yeah-yeah is bigger than the fucking Jet. He tamed the Beast people!

He didn't tame shit. That wall tamed the Beast.

[hammersavage]

He got them into the biggest pickle any of them have ever been in.



Sounds really gay.

I thought twas beauty tamed the Beast.

[Crippler]

"You're killing me smalls" stole that movie

Squints, easily. I still say "FORRRRRR-EV-VERRRRRRR" all the time because of him.

Still use both of these lines with friends to this day.

It was a tough call, but I had to go with the Great Hambino!

[hammersavage]

We got a tie ball game here folks.

[hammersavage]

Marty York, best known for his role as Yeah Yeah in The Sandlot in ‘93 and who last acted in ‘97, was recently arrested for beating up his girlfriend. Which would never have happened if we sent all former child actors to internment camps like I keep saying.

“ Sources tell TMZ York was driving with his girlfriend in Los Angeles when they got in a heated argument. York says his GF struck him with her high heel shoe and he retaliated by punching her in the eye, causing a cut. York says they drove home, where the argument continued. A neighbor saw the cut on the woman’s eye and called the cops. York says, “She got violent and started attacking me in the car… it caused me to swerve all over the road… I almost crashed and got in an accident… so I backhanded her.”
[...]
York says he and his woman are officially “back together.” [TMZ]

Of course they are. Honestly, if you date a guy with eyebrows that look like that, you deserve to get backhanded from time to time. And if York wants to learn some self-control, maybe he should try a personality test down at his former co-star Patrick “Ham” Renna’s Scientology center in Los Feliz. And then we could lock the doors from the outside and gas them. Don’t look at me like that, you know you were thinkin it..

[Marc with a c]

what an L 7 weenie.

[hammersavage]

Yeah yeah, he backhanded her.

[Marc with a c]

i heard she was asking for somore.

[hammersavage]

S'more what?

[TheMojoPin]

S'more what?

You're hammersavaging me, Smalls.

[TheMojoPin]

Ham has his own Scientology center?

That's disappointing.

[MacVittie]

It's gotta be Patrick Renna. He was great in The Big Green as well.