Who has the worst Sex Tape?

[Slumbag]

I think I have to go Kim Kardashian.

She's absolutely the hottest, but what a fucking bore.
The Tonya Harding one was revolting.

[weekapaugjz]

the last choice is simply horrifying.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this poll should have the multiple vote option

[Fallon]

Screech is the only one I had no desire to watch.

[Slumbag]

Screech is the only one I had no desire to watch.

Someone told me he did that movie with Lisa Turtle.
That's the only reason I watched.

[drusilla]

just knowing there's a screech tape out there freaks me out

[hammersavage]

I could scrap to Paris, Pamela and Kim in a beheading video so they're out.

Bates would be the worst but Chyna's clit/penis thing is the worst.

[PapaBear]

I voted Paris, because it's the only one I've seen. You left out Vern Troyer.

[TheMojoPin]

Fred Durst needs to be on this poll.

Just knowing he has a sex tape makes me feel dirty.

[Gaia]

I never saw the kim K one or the chyna one...cant say

[hammersavage]

I never saw the kim K one or the chyna one...cant say

Does that mean you saw the Kathy Bates one?

[TheGameHHH]

Hands down, Kardashian. From the looks of her video she's the worst lay in the world.

[Fallon]

Hands down, Kardashian. From the looks of her video she's the worst lay in the world.

Only porn I've ever watched with a black dude in it because I wanted to see her get fucked. It wasn't very good. But her tits are nice.

[TheGameHHH]

Only porn I've ever watched with a black dude in it because I wanted to see her get fucked. It wasn't very good. But her tits are nice.

make no mistake, i wouldnt kick her outta bed. id even go so far to say that id jizz in my pants if i was even on a boat with kim kardashian, she just looked like she didnt know how to fuck. she has no dick taking abilities. and paris aint too far behind in that category.

[TripleSkeet]

I voted Kardashian. That was Gods punishment to her old man for helping the guiltiest black guy in America go free. And people say theres no such thing as Karma.

[PapaBear]

I voted Kardashian. That was Gods punishment to her old man for helping the guiltiest black guy in America go free. And people say theres no such thing as Karma.
Drew Peterson thinks you're racist.

[Hottub]

Chyna's was gay porn. She has a cock!:ohmy:

[GreatAmericanZero]

i voted for kardashian because, from what i remember, you don't even see her naked in it. So the disappointment of not being able to spank to it put it over the top

but the Screech one was fake...so that was really bad. Anyone who saw it can tell it was an obvious fake. When he actually has sex, its during a segment where hes holding a video camera and you do not see his face at all (for the whole segment). He used a stunt cock

[JPMNICK]

chyna just cause of her cock

[beachbum]

Chyna's pinkie clit was like a car crash.I just couldn't look away.

[Caseyelan]

Can I write in mine?


although, the paris ones are HORRIBLE.

[A.J.]

Can I write in mine?.

Let Jezo review it first for its artistic merits.

[topless_mike]

Can I write in mine?




:huh:

[Crippler]

Gotta say Chyna for the double whammy of the clenis & the maybe the more disturbing fact that her co-star was XPac.

Oh, and I pray that the last poll option is just a cute spin on the PiMB option but I refuse to even google it for fear it might exist.

[grlNIN]

Solo video of Kathy Bates.

....what?

[Friday]

i voted for kardashian because, from what i remember, you don't even see her naked in it. So the disappointment of not being able to spank to it put it over the top


x2
she wasn't naked and like others said... she just looked like she had no idea how to be sexy.
same stiff, unmoving performance she showed on Dancing with the Stars.

[WampusCrandle]

this poll should have the multiple vote option

it should. there also should be a choice of adding in your own video. me and my hand - not a pleasant video, lots of blood.

[Fallon]

i voted for kardashian because, from what i remember, you don't even see her naked in it. So the disappointment of not being able to spank to it put it over the top

She showed it all.

NSFW (http://www.vomk.com/?q=node/835)

[Enabler]

Its not on the list but the Amy Fisher one wasnt awful.

[JPMNICK]

the thing is Kardashian is far and away the hottest one to have a sex tape, so just for that reason she can not be the worst

[Friday]

but what good is a hot chick if she is a horrible lay?

[hammersavage]

Something to brag about which can be just as rewarding.

[Earlshog]

but what good is a hot chick if she is a horrible lay?

only someone with a penis understands ;-)

[A.J.]

but what good is a hot chick if she is a horrible lay?

No such thing.

[Fallon]

I am currently downloading Another Night In Chyna.

Could it be even worse than the first one?

[Slumbag]

I am currently downloading Another Night In Chyna.

Could it be even worse than the first one?
I'm not sure. If she didn't know it was getting made, it's probably just as bad.

If she knew she was gonna make another video, she probably had her huge clit filed down or something (they can do that, right?)

[Fallon]

I'm not sure. If she didn't know it was getting made, it's probably just as bad.

If she knew she was gonna make another video, she probably had her huge clit filed down or something (they can do that, right?)

I'm picturing it's gonna be Chyna laying on her bed playing with her mini dick and then this comes on the titan tron...

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[Fallon]

Okay, I'm watching it now. X-Pac is kinda outta shape and still gross and Chyna still has dick clit. This movie has a horrible music bed.

I fast forwarded through it and it's gaaaarbage, I don't see why anyone would even buy it.