would you have sex with the queen of england?

[Marc with a c]

i've set up a poll so people can vote.

[hammersavage]

Today son...to-day

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i getta wear a strap on! HOORAY!

[Devo37]

i'd show her my crown jewels.

ghee ghee ghee

[hammersavage]

A private poll?


I want to know the fag who turns it down.

[Marc with a c]

<font color="deeppink"> i getta wear a strap on! HOORAY!

you can also use your fist.

edit: i think a "i fisted the queen of england" t shirt would be a huge seller.

[SP1!]

So did someone watch Biloxi Blues this weekend?

[jennysmurf]

What's in it for me? I mean, besides one heckofa lay?

[PapaBear]

There are at least 6 people more twisted than I.

[SP1!]

There are at least 6 people more twisted than I.

Pfffffffft who wouldnt do it? Just to say you banged the queen of england?

[hammersavage]

you can also use your fist.

edit: i think a "i fisted the queen of england" t shirt would be a huge seller.

I see it more as 'I fisted the Queen of England and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt' and on the back 'and a really dry fist'.

[RoseBlood]

Would this have to include oral? I have my limits.

*edit* aint no way i'm wearing a strap-on. i'd go ass to ass before i'd ever wear one of those, they freak me out.

[Marc with a c]

I see it more as 'I fisted the Queen of England and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt' and on the back 'and a really dry fist'.

i'd go with the back saying 'and a pink sock'

[Marc with a c]

*edit* aint no way i'm wearing a strap-on. i'd go ass to ass before i'd ever wear one of those, they freak me out.

i just wanted to quote this in case you decided to edit it again.

[hammersavage]

Would this have to include oral? I have my limits.

*edit* aint no way i'm wearing a strap-on. i'd go ass to ass before i'd ever wear one of those, they freak me out.

Great, what am I gonna do with your Christmas gift now? It was engraved and everything.

[Marc with a c]

It was engraved and everything.

did it say this end up?

[TheGameHHH]

Would this have to include oral? I have my limits.

*edit* aint no way i'm wearing a strap-on. i'd go ass to ass before i'd ever wear one of those, they freak me out.

wait.....what exactly is ass to ass? like you'd push your butt up against hers?

and to answer the original thread question, in a fucking heartbeat.

[hammersavage]

wait.....what exactly is ass to ass? like you'd push your butt up against hers?

and to answer the original thread question, in a fucking heartbeat.

Rent Requiem for a Dream.

[Marc with a c]

Rent Requiem for a Dream.

or invite rose and the queen over.

[TheGameHHH]

Rent Requiem for a Dream.

or ya know.....you could just explain it to me in like 6 simple words rather then having me rent and watch an entire movie. though i do hear its a good flick, id just prefer a verbal answer.

[RoseBlood]

wait.....what exactly is ass to ass? like you'd push your butt up against hers?

I'm not quite sure, whatever jennifer connelly did in Requiem.

[TheGameHHH]

or invite rose and the queen over.

this is a much better option i think

[hammersavage]

or ya know.....you could just explain it to me in like 6 simple words rather then having me rent and watch an entire movie. though i do hear its a good flick, id just prefer a verbal answer.

Ok, in 6 words.....


Double dong between two chicks asses.



DID IT!

[TheGameHHH]

Ok, in 6 words.....


Double dong between two chicks asses.



DID IT!

HAHA thank you.....and i appreciate you sticking to my rigid 6 word limit

[CaféCockCodeine]

I'd enjoy it. In fact, can you throw Ann Coulter into the mix too. That would be lovely; bloody lovely.

[RoseBlood]

I'd enjoy it. In fact, can you throw Ann Coulter into the mix too. That would be lovely; bloody lovely.
wait till you find out they're not virgins.

[Judge Smails]

http://blog.jacarandafm.com/breakfast/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/elton-john-pic-1.jpg
http://www.ginogalea.com/gallery/pictures/mini-QueenElizabethII.JPG

First, I need to know exactly which Queen of England we are talking about? Because I fear that one looks like they might have a bigger cock than me and the other one is "The Rocket Man".

[TheGameHHH]

wait till you find out they're not virgins.

wait till you find out the Queen is not an anal virgin

[made cummsies]

would I? I've already tapped that ass
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080617/Naked-Gun_l.jpg

[PapaBear]

would I? I've already tapped that ass
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080617/Naked-Gun_l.jpg

And I taped it.

http://www.celebrityheights.net/e/emilio-estevez/image.jpg

[razorboy]

Hell yeah, I'd Knight that Dame just for the story.

[Slumbag]

Fuck no.
I saw this picture of the Queen spread open all over a car hood.



Actually, nevermind.
That was Princess Diana.



















Feel free to boo at your own leisure.

[Foster]

only if she buys me diner first and promises to call the next day

[Marc with a c]

what a story it would make.

[Gvac]

Wood eye?




















Where's fezfez when you really need him?

[Dude!]

Wood eye?

Hair lip!

[cougarjake13]

why not

[Jeffdc5]

I would who wouldn't want some of that she is the real ruler of the world after all