Favorite all time SNL skit. [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Slumbag

03-03-2009, 08:12 PM

I was watching The Best of Phil Hartman SNL DVD the other day.

They can never top Phil as Bill Clinton, walking around McDonalds, stealing everyones food. Ever.

A close second would have to be the Steroid Call in show with Emilio Estevez (and I think Jay Mohr). Everyone had really tiny legs and bad acne, and would scream at anyone that would call in.

jennysmurf

03-03-2009, 08:14 PM

I was watching The Best of Phil Hartman SNL DVD the other day.

They can never top Phil as Bill Clinton, walking around McDonalds, stealing everyones food. Ever.

A close second would have to be the Steroid Call in show with Emilio Estevez (and I think Jay Mohr). Everyone had really tiny legs and bad acne, and would scream at anyone that would call in.

I love that one, and had totally forgotten about it. Thanks for the chuckle!

weekapaugjz

03-03-2009, 08:16 PM

i love the jeopardy skits. i giggle like a school girl everytime i hear the word turd anymore because of turd ferguson.

Edwin

03-03-2009, 08:16 PM

A close second would have to be the Steroid Call in show with Emilio Estevez (and I think Jay Mohr). Everyone had really tiny legs and bad acne, and would scream at anyone that would call in.

How Much Ya Bench?

Land Shark
James Brown's Hottub Party
More Cowbell
Jeopardy
Shweaty Balls

CofyCrakCocaine

03-03-2009, 08:16 PM

I'm too young to appreciate the goodness that was SNL in the 90's since I only vaguely remember Farley, Myers and Hartman.

Will Ferrell's Boss from Hell bit made me laugh my ass off. I think I just want to murder people with tridents too. And Harry Caray vs. Jeff Goldblum.

MacVittie

03-03-2009, 08:16 PM

STC-Dub

03-03-2009, 08:17 PM

Not sure it is long enough to qualify but I always thought the clip of the Steroid Olympic or the Drug Olympics where the guys arm rip off when he lifted the weights was one of the best. And Dan Akroyd as the head of the company that made dangerous toys was as great.

KingGeno

03-03-2009, 08:17 PM

Slumbag

03-03-2009, 08:18 PM

Not sure it is long enough to qualify but I always thought the clip of the Steroid Olympic or the Drug Olympics where the guys arm rip off when he lifted the weights was one of the best. And Dan Akroyd as the head of the company that made dangerous toys was as great.

http://www.bobsakamano.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/18/snl63.jpg
This toy was trumped only by the "Bag O' Glass".

TooLowBrow

03-03-2009, 08:18 PM

there was one where the scene was at a nudist camp and kevin nealon says to another guy that 'he could pick a lock with that penis':thumbup:

Knowledged_one

03-03-2009, 08:18 PM

The mclaughlin group
issues i think it was called with breuer

styckx

03-03-2009, 08:25 PM

Judge Smails

03-03-2009, 08:25 PM

It's my favorite. I know that some will disagree ,and anything with Joe Piscopo is probably not a popular choice, but I was a teen at the time and this was the shit.

http://<OBJECT height=296 width=512>
&ampnbsp
<embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/LzaD4DKLsYNPbHa1wma0gg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"width="512" height="296"></embed></OBJECT> (http://<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/LzaD4DKLsYNPbHa1wma0gg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/LzaD4DKLsYNPbHa1wma0gg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"width="512" height="296"></embed></object>)

Followed up the next week with:

http://<OBJECT height=296 width=512>

<embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/96CB0c5uRsDa36AgsJ0rFg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"width="512" height="296"></embed></OBJECT> (http://<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/96CB0c5uRsDa36AgsJ0rFg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/96CB0c5uRsDa36AgsJ0rFg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"width="512" height="296"></embed></object>)</P>

Fez4PrezN2008

03-03-2009, 08:26 PM

Going WAY back to the Bass o matic skit.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/26395M~Super-Bass-O-Matic-Posters.jpg

Blowhard, feel free to agree.

Edwin

03-03-2009, 08:30 PM

Sinatra and Stevie Wonder.

PapaBear

03-03-2009, 08:32 PM

High or not high? Because Toonces was one funny cat when the bong was out, but sucks sober.

Coach

03-03-2009, 08:33 PM

Painful rectal itch!
and the
Whipped topping and a floor wax!
both Ackroyd

jennysmurf

03-03-2009, 08:38 PM

How about this one?

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:V2kmnsR8YtrWUM:http://www.ericrogers.org/weblog/images/_oops.jpg

I was going to type the name of the commercial, but I'm afeared of a mod quote.

tele7

03-03-2009, 08:45 PM

....the first 3 that come to mind:

The Tracy Morgan "Woodrow" sketch with Kate Hudson.

Van down by the river

Astronaut Jones

Edwin

03-03-2009, 08:55 PM

First Citywide Change Bank

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae17e8b0880ac4/4848ed9d1a418b18/3e1690f7/-cpid/f5a63c10cfc7b465" id="W4727a250e66f972349ae17e8b0880ac4" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae17e8b0880ac4/4848ed9d1a418b18/3e1690f7/-cpid/f5a63c10cfc7b465" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object>

TheMojoPin

03-03-2009, 09:13 PM

The Sinatra Group by a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng mile.

Then the centaur sketch with Walken.

Then Old Glory robot insurance.

hammersavage

03-03-2009, 09:14 PM

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow have since ripped off this gimmick.

PapaBear

03-03-2009, 09:19 PM

First Citywide Change Bank

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae17e8b0880ac4/4848ed9d1a418b18/3e1690f7/-cpid/f5a63c10cfc7b465" id="W4727a250e66f972349ae17e8b0880ac4" width="384" height="283">

</object>

The Sinatra Group by a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng mile.

Both excellent choices!

Slumbag

03-03-2009, 09:45 PM

First Citywide Change Bank

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae17e8b0880ac4/4848ed9d1a418b18/3e1690f7/-cpid/f5a63c10cfc7b465" id="W4727a250e66f972349ae17e8b0880ac4" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae17e8b0880ac4/4848ed9d1a418b18/3e1690f7/-cpid/f5a63c10cfc7b465" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object>

Thanks for that, man. I haven't seen that in forever. So good.

A.J.

03-04-2009, 03:12 AM

The Royal Deluxe 7 commercial.

Belushi as Vito Corleone in therapy. (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75igodfather.phtml)

1988 Republican primary debates.

Dieter hosting Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos. (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90asprockets.phtml)

Bob Impact

03-04-2009, 03:18 AM

I always though Walken's stuff was great, and that of all of his sketches Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic was underrated.
<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/RPcAofag-y3DwGDynsj5og"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/RPcAofag-y3DwGDynsj5og" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

One that always bothered me, and could have been a lot funnier was the Walken family reunion:
<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/7SS-bR7noBXuOkPsENCj9g"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/7SS-bR7noBXuOkPsENCj9g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

IMSlacker

03-04-2009, 03:19 AM

Carl Sagan's Global Warming Christmas Special

GreatAmericanZero

03-04-2009, 03:56 AM

THIS is the funniest SNL skit of all time and I can't find the clip online

It was Tom Hanks hosting and the skit was him in charge of a "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club". So hes holding a meeting and everyone in the meeting is a psychopath. Chris Farley wants to kidnap Mr. Belvedere and keep him locked in a giant glass jar so girls would think hes cool, Sandler needs to masturbate at the end of every episode, Phil Hartman is just a psychopath. Its great

heres the transcript of the skit (cuz i can't find it online) but even reading it you could see its the funniest skit they ever did

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml

joethebartender

03-04-2009, 04:04 AM

Almost everything that's been listed is very funny, but my favorite is still Samurai Delicatessen. I was only 5 or 6 years old when I first saw it, and still got the bit.

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/5/758/13804_512x288_manicured__FrJBd3m1SUuxqHuDsk8Ohw.jp g

Bob Impact

03-04-2009, 04:09 AM

THIS is the funniest SNL skit of all time and I can't find the clip online

It was Tom Hanks hosting and the skit was him in charge of a "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club". So hes holding a meeting and everyone in the meeting is a psychopath. Chris Farley wants to kidnap Mr. Belvedere and keep him locked in a giant glass jar so girls would think hes cool, Sandler needs to masturbate at the end of every episode, Phil Hartman is just a psychopath. Its great

heres the transcript of the skit (cuz i can't find it online) but even reading it you could see its the funniest skit they ever did

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml

I remember this skit, and I remember it being funny.

Edwin

03-04-2009, 04:46 AM

Shatner to Trekkies, "Get a life!"

(Sorry, this is the best version I could find).

<embed style = "height:385px !important; width:480px !important;" width=" 425" height=" 367" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://xml.truveo.com/eb/i/2505543454/a/58ef677afb89fc040e3dec6de7dd6c26/p/1"></embed><H1 style="font:bold 0.8em arial;padding:0;margin:5px;">Watch more <a href="http://video.aol.com/channel/my-video" target="_top" title="My Video videos">My Video videos</a> on <a href="http://video.aol.com/" target="_top" title="AOL Video">AOL Video</a></H1>

Tall_James

03-04-2009, 04:49 AM

Nothing better.

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae863201d863ee/4741e3c5156499a7/312472fc/-cpid/f1bb372faf16e981" id="W4727a250e66f972349ae863201d863ee" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49ae863201d863ee/4741e3c5156499a7/312472fc/-cpid/f1bb372faf16e981" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object>

robot artist

03-04-2009, 05:09 AM

Hard to pick just one skit, since my memory is shot after watching so many seasons... but one of my all time favorite lines was from an episode when Buck Henry hosted, and during a sketch Bill Murray says to him - "You're not a host, you're a parasite!"

Jujubees2

03-04-2009, 05:29 AM

Almost everything that's been listed is very funny, but my favorite is still Samurai Delicatessen. I was only 5 or 6 years old when I first saw it, and still got the bit.

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/5/758/13804_512x288_manicured__FrJBd3m1SUuxqHuDsk8Ohw.jp g

The Samurai bits were great. So were the one where Belushi played Pete Dionasopolis, the short order cook. "No fries, chips. No Coke, Pepsi"

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c222/pbmcd/2007/02-28billygoat/cheezborger_sign.jpg

pittphantoms

03-04-2009, 05:37 AM

My favorite SNL skit ever was Tim Meadows playing Tiger Woods - and Tracey Morgan playing Tiger's father Earl - and them telling the story about Tiger learning to play golf...

SNL basically erased this from the internet. I have actually searched for it on all the video sites but cant find it... I would love to see it again if anyone can dig it up...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96rbiography.phtml here is the transcript though...

TheMojoPin

03-04-2009, 06:19 AM

THIS is the funniest SNL skit of all time and I can't find the clip online

It was Tom Hanks hosting and the skit was him in charge of a "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club". So hes holding a meeting and everyone in the meeting is a psychopath. Chris Farley wants to kidnap Mr. Belvedere and keep him locked in a giant glass jar so girls would think hes cool, Sandler needs to masturbate at the end of every episode, Phil Hartman is just a psychopath. Its great

heres the transcript of the skit (cuz i can't find it online) but even reading it you could see its the funniest skit they ever did

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml

Such an awesome sketch. I love the totally random shit like that.

I'm also a huge fan of Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual.

A.J.

03-04-2009, 06:23 AM

I'm also a huge fan of Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual.

Thank you! I forgot all about that one. There were only 2 or 3 of those skits but they were funnier than crap they kept like Sandler's lame "Cajun Man".

TheMojoPin

03-04-2009, 06:24 AM

Love, love, love the Chris Farley Show sketches.

I'll also never get tired of his Matt Foley sketches.

Ritalin

03-04-2009, 06:31 AM

I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but in the long storied history of SNL, how can anyone pick a segment with Tracy Morgan and Kate Hudson (Kate Hudson?) or Tim Meadows?

It's interesting how everyone gets attached to their own generations cast and bits. Me, I have to get all Blowhard on you here, because I thought Season 2 was the strongest cast ever, and I'd pick the "Hello Mrs. Loopner" sketch with Dan Ackroyd as the plumber with his ass hanging out as the funniest I ever saw.

But what about Eddie Murphy as James Brown in the hot tub? Or Phil Hartman as Caveman Lawyer? Farley dancing around as a Chippendale?

Edwin

03-04-2009, 06:54 AM

But what about Eddie Murphy as James Brown in the hot tub?

That one was said at least.

pittphantoms

03-04-2009, 07:05 AM

I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but in the long storied history of SNL, how can anyone pick a segment with Tracy Morgan and Kate Hudson (Kate Hudson?) or Tim Meadows?

Its just one skit they hit out of the park... I remember laughing my ass off..

I can go old-school too - when Eddie Murphy gets in "White Face" is one of the most brilliant things I have ever seen before as well.

fezident

03-04-2009, 08:24 AM

I could live in this thread.

For sheer laugh-out-loudery, I'd probably go with that very first DEBBIE DOWNER sketch featuring Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.truveo.com/SNL-Debbie-Downer/id/1692905393
I love it for two reasons: it's a funny premise that's executed quite well. And... because in the show's 35 year history... there's never been another sketch that caused so many cast members to lose it. If you watch closely, you can see Horatio pick up a piece of toast from his meal and use it to wipe the tears from his cheeks. The whole thing is gloriously entertaining.
__________________
There's a seldom seen CLASSIC sketch of Chris Parnell bringing his new girlfriend (Juliana Margulies from ER) to meet his family. It's only their 2nd or 3rd date. As it turns out... Parnell's character has a rare disorder that caused him to have soft teeth and he is unable to chew solid food. His parents chew food in their mouths to soften it, and spit it into his mouth.... repeatedly. Will Ferrell (playing the father) does a brilliant job of acting like this behavior is perfectly normal... perfectly healthy.
Of course...This sketch goes on for quite a while and the crowd really helps to roar it along. It ends with Juliana joining them in this bizarre practice by pre-chewing some apple pie and spitting into Chris Kattan's mouth. ( Parnell's little brother). Crowd goes nuts.
___________________

WELCOME HOME, COL. ANGUS
<div><embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/EFD201BFC58542929B94AC369B58523A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/EFD201BFC58542929B94AC369B58523A/252406/-snl-colonel-angus.aspx"> SNL...COLONEL ANGUS</a></div>

_________________

And who could forget the mother of all pre-produced bits.
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING.
<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=4122944961711350389&hl=en&fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>

Coach_Mac

03-04-2009, 08:50 AM

Kevin Nealon as Mr. No-Depth Perception always cracked me up.

But I also realize that Bill Brasky is a 10 foot man-mountain that can palm a medicine ball.

booster11373

03-04-2009, 10:18 AM

I seem to remember one where Ferrel was a drill sargent asking advice from his troops

found a ok version

http://www.muveetube.com/view/58/drill-sergeant/

Fezticle98

03-04-2009, 10:40 AM

Many of my facorites have already been mentioned: Bill Brasky, Mr. Belvedere Fanclub (Broctoon!), Centaur, Harey Carey, etc.

Phil Hartman's "Sassy Boy" sketch.

The Herlihy Boy bit cracked me up.

grlNIN

03-04-2009, 10:49 AM

Neil Diamond Behind the Music

What was the sports drink where everyone turned into a beast and started pissing on things? That was great.

I remember this one being my favorite from when i was younger and it always make me laugh no matter how many time si see it.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1iy7ucGYtAw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1iy7ucGYtAw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=555

Gus Chiggins!!!!

angrymissy

03-04-2009, 10:54 AM

Neil Diamond Behind the Music

What was the sports drink where everyone turned into a beast and started pissing on things? That was great.

I remember this one being my favorite from when i was younger and it always make me laugh no matter how many time si see it.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1iy7ucGYtAw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1iy7ucGYtAw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=555

Gus Chiggins!!!!

I lose it every time I see that and Farley goes "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M STARVING"

grlNIN

03-04-2009, 10:59 AM

I know, haha "oh good these are gooooood"

Fezticle98

03-04-2009, 11:02 AM

Bad Idea Jeans.

Any sketch where someone throws up uncontrollably from their hand.

fezident

03-04-2009, 11:03 AM

DING DING!
I looove that Gap-Girls sketch.

hedges

03-04-2009, 01:30 PM

Van down by the river

Matt Foley motivational speaker, awesome

badorties

03-04-2009, 01:49 PM

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/pics/86nhercules2.jpg
il returno de hercules (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86nhercules.phtml)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/pics/87abond2.jpg
bullets aren't cheap (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87abond.phtml)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/pics/93sninjas1.jpg
ninja pep talk (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93sninjas.phtml)

Judge Smails

03-04-2009, 09:17 PM

http://<OBJECT height=390 width=460>

<embed src="http://media.imeem.com/pl/3o5BYahUzt/aus=false/pv=2/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="460" height="390" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></OBJECT> (http://<object width="460" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/pl/3o5BYahUzt/aus=false/pv=2/"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://media.imeem.com/pl/3o5BYahUzt/aus=false/pv=2/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="460" height="390" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object>)</P>

A.J.

03-05-2009, 03:11 AM

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23764938">Saturday Night Live - Samurai Night Fever</a><br/><object width="480px" height="386px"><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://player.hulu.com/embed/myspace_viral_player.swf?pid=hxB-lKKsojwrcUZGEEmDORk84NzZI69d&embed=true&videoID=23764938" /><embed src="http://player.hulu.com/embed/myspace_viral_player.swf?pid=hxB-lKKsojwrcUZGEEmDORk84NzZI69d&embed=true&videoID=23764938" width="480" height="386" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"/></object>

WampusCrandle

03-05-2009, 06:36 AM

honestly, anything with Jon Lovitz.

i only got to see it once, but i thought the Penis Song sketch was damn funny. too bad they dont show it anymore.

King Hippos Bandaid

03-05-2009, 06:41 AM

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/pics/86nhercules2.jpg
il returno de hercules (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86nhercules.phtml)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/pics/87abond2.jpg
bullets aren't cheap (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87abond.phtml)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/pics/93sninjas1.jpg
ninja pep talk (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93sninjas.phtml)

Ninja Pep Talk is my favorite, fuckign gr8

best era of SNL

TheMojoPin

03-05-2009, 06:45 AM

honestly, anything with Jon Lovitz.

Any time he played the Devil it killed me.

TheMojoPin

03-05-2009, 06:46 AM

I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but in the long storied history of SNL, how can anyone pick a segment with Tracy Morgan

Easily. "Astronaut Jones?" So great.

hammersavage

03-05-2009, 05:01 PM

Schmidt's Gay

http://static.grupthink.com/answer/2/25c3d8c20b6c4f3dd338da85fd5832a1

Judge Smails

03-05-2009, 05:13 PM

Schmidt's Gay

http://static.grupthink.com/answer/2/25c3d8c20b6c4f3dd338da85fd5832a1

Why didn't I think of that? :wink:

Enabler

03-05-2009, 05:26 PM

jauble

03-05-2009, 05:40 PM

I liked the big time cat toy salesman sketch.

Edwin

03-05-2009, 08:18 PM

Slumbag

03-05-2009, 08:22 PM

Anyone remember that Chris Farley skit where he's in the restraunt, and it's a hidden camera commercial? They tell him it was instant coffee, and he freaks out and beats the shit outta all the waiters.
When he goes "YOU SON OF A BITCH", I lose it every time.

hammersavage

03-05-2009, 08:24 PM

Anyone remember that Chris Farley skit where he's in the restraunt, and it's a hidden camera commercial? They tell him it was instant coffee, and he freaks out and beats the shit outta all the waiters.
When he goes "YOU SON OF A BITCH", I lose it every time.

Cuz I love you, you bastard.

<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="370" src="http://www.buzzhumor.com/player/embedflvplayer.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="autostart=false&file=http://media.buzzhumor.com/36/SNL_Farley_hdden_camera_commercialsrMBsZ.flv&bufferlength=5&streamscript=lighttpd&width=430&height=370" scale="showall" name="index"></embed>

Slumbag

03-05-2009, 08:26 PM

Cuz I love you, you bastard.

<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="370" src="http://www.buzzhumor.com/player/embedflvplayer.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="autostart=false&file=http://media.buzzhumor.com/36/SNL_Farley_hdden_camera_commercialsrMBsZ.flv&bufferlength=5&streamscript=lighttpd&width=430&height=370" scale="showall" name="index"></embed>

Thanks much.
That vid is still so funny.

hammersavage

03-05-2009, 08:26 PM

Farley could make me laugh like no other. I miss him like a relative, its scary.

Edwin

03-05-2009, 08:36 PM

Clarence Walker, The Fifth Beatle...

<embed style = "height:385px !important; width:480px !important;" src="http://xml.truveo.com/eb/i/2432152263/a/58ef677afb89fc040e3dec6de7dd6c26/p/1" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" width=" 425" height=" 347" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><H1 style="font:bold 0.8em arial;padding:0;margin:5px;">Watch more <a href="http://video.aol.com/channel/spikedhumor" target="_top" title="SpikedHumor videos">SpikedHumor videos</a> on <a href="http://video.aol.com/" target="_top" title="AOL Video">AOL Video</a></H1>

Ricky24

03-05-2009, 09:22 PM

YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!

1. synchronized swimming
2. motivational speaker
3. james brown hot tub
4. jackie robbins junior's jackpot wad
5. cowbell
6. little women (farley falling through the ice)
7. bill bradsko
8. velvet jones
9. frank and stevie
10. jim belushi, the highschool chess coach

videos please

Slumbag

03-05-2009, 09:24 PM

YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!

1. synchronized swimming
2. motivational speaker
3. james brown hot tub
4. jackie robbins junior's jackpot wad
5. cowbell
6. little women (farley falling through the ice)
7. bill bradsko
8. velvet jones
9. frank and stevie
10. jim belushi, the highschool chess coach

videos please

YES YES YES!!!!
One of the all time greats.

Ricky24

03-05-2009, 09:24 PM

sorry, put Smiddt's Gay at #3 and slide the others down.
seriously, just throw a dart at any farley sketch

hammersavage

03-05-2009, 09:26 PM

YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!

1. synchronized swimming
2. motivational speaker
3. james brown hot tub
4. jackie robbins junior's jackpot wad
5. cowbell
6. little women (farley falling through the ice)
7. bill bradsko
8. velvet jones
9. frank and stevie
10. jim belushi, the highschool chess coach

videos please

Who had the toupee jayjay? I always said Kevin Nealon.

'Get me out of here you stupid bitch!'

hammersavage

03-05-2009, 09:28 PM

#1 on my list is 'Good Morning Brooklyn' followed by the 'Ricki Lake Show' spoofs.

TooLowBrow

03-05-2009, 09:34 PM

how about the alec baldwin and adam sandler bit

they played a boy scout leader and boy scout

i think snl banned one version of it

TheMojoPin

03-05-2009, 09:35 PM

The audio book recordings for Madonna's Sex book.

TheMojoPin

03-05-2009, 09:38 PM

how about the alec baldwin and adam sandler bit

they played a boy scout leader and boy scout

i think snl banned one version of it

I'm pissed I forgot about that one. That sketch is amazing.

So is the other banned one, the nude beach sketch where it's basically the entire male cast just saying "penis" as many times as possible.

I don't know if they count as sketches or long opening monologues, but I love the 5 Timers Club and the big musical number when Steve Martin decides he's going to try again.

Ricky24

03-05-2009, 09:38 PM

nealon.
actually, i gotta say that Good Morning Brooklyn was actually DAMN funny. I put it in the second tier.

TheMojoPin

03-05-2009, 09:40 PM

This seems like a good time to whore my dream SNL cast thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73295)

Ricky24

03-05-2009, 09:40 PM

Someone HAS to get video of the Martin Short sketch "Jackie Robins Junior's jackpot Wad"
It is too bizarre for words. Jim Belushi as captain kangaroo was one of the contestants and he snaps on Mary Gross. Crystal was Sammy Davis jr. He was paired with a very gay detective played by christopher guest.

Slumbag

03-05-2009, 09:48 PM

Some of the new shit is pretty good.

Really, just the Andy Samberg stuff. The Digital Shorts are what were gonna remember about this cast, I think.
I like the Virginia Hornsens Pony Express with Kristen Wiig a lot.

PapaBear

03-05-2009, 09:53 PM

Someone HAS to get video of the Martin Short sketch "Jackie Robins Junior's jackpot Wad"
It is too bizarre for words. Jim Belushi as captain kangaroo was one of the contestants and he snaps on Mary Gross. Crystal was Sammy Davis jr. He was paired with a very gay detective played by christopher guest.
All I found was some YouTube links that have been removed. And the script. (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84pjackpotwad.phtml)

tele7

03-05-2009, 10:06 PM

Maraka...

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b0cb316e8fc7b4/4741e3c5156499a7/8ab73d8a/-cpid/e7d24cef8fc64d1b" id="W4727a250e66f972349b0cb316e8fc7b4" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b0cb316e8fc7b4/4741e3c5156499a7/8ab73d8a/-cpid/e7d24cef8fc64d1b" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object>

Ricky24

03-05-2009, 10:07 PM

All I found was some YouTube links that have been removed. And the script. (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84pjackpotwad.phtml)

WOW!!!
Thank you. When Sammy and the detective get rolling at the end I was dying!
"Chocolate babies?"
Perfect.

tele7

03-05-2009, 10:17 PM

I'm pissed I forgot about that one. That sketch is amazing.

So is the other banned one, the nude beach sketch where it's basically the entire male cast just saying "penis" as many times as possible.

I don't know if they count as sketches or long opening monologues, but I love the 5 Timers Club and the big musical number when Steve Martin decides he's going to try again.

Here's Canteen boy.

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b0cd6490bc3599/4741e3c5156499a7/69b952d0/-cpid/72721db5c3df662a" id="W4727a250e66f972349b0cd6490bc3599" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b0cd6490bc3599/4741e3c5156499a7/69b952d0/-cpid/72721db5c3df662a" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object>

ChrisBrown

03-06-2009, 02:41 AM

Sprockets Jeopardy with Phil Hartman dressed up as Susan. I'm a big Phil Hartman fan; I'd also put anything with Caveman Lawyer up there.

Slumbag

03-06-2009, 02:43 AM

Sprockets Jeopardy with Phil Hartman dressed up as Susan. I'm a big Phil Hartman fan; I'd also put anything with Caveman Lawyer up there.

I still say, greatest cast member of all time.

Don Stugots

03-06-2009, 02:45 AM

Lothar Of The Hill People!

booster11373

03-06-2009, 03:19 AM

YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!

1. synchronized swimming
2. motivational speaker
3. james brown hot tub
4. jackie robbins junior's jackpot wad5. cowbell
6. little women (farley falling through the ice)
7. bill bradsko
8. velvet jones
9. frank and stevie
10. jim belushi, the highschool chess coach

videos please

Does this vid exist online anywhere?

booster11373

03-06-2009, 03:22 AM

One of the reasons Im not a fan of Lorne Micheals is that he never relesed for rebrodcast the seasons where he was not EX. producer so a lot of the Eddie Muephy stuff is hard to come by as well as the Chris Guest Martin Short Billy Crystal stuff

Edwin

03-06-2009, 03:35 AM

I can't believe nobody posted this yet, but it is easily one of the greatest of all time. Jay Mohr...shame on you for missing this one. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Chevy Chase interviewing Richard Pryor for a janitor position:

<object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f02d0b8cca"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f02d0b8cca" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=f02d0b8cca" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f02d0b8cca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f02d0b8cca/word-association-from-nino" title="from Nino">Word Association</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>

Ritalin

03-06-2009, 03:42 AM

I still say, greatest cast member of all time.

Thing is, his best turn was on News Radio - one of the most underrated shows ever.

Ricky24

03-06-2009, 07:19 AM

I still say, greatest cast member of all time.

On the last show of my second season, Hartman was leaving the show. we all got him a big gold bottle of glue. he WAS the glue. we called him the glue.

Ricky24

03-06-2009, 07:23 AM

I can't believe nobody posted this yet, but it is easily one of the greatest of all time. Jay Mohr...shame on you for missing this one. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Chevy Chase interviewing Richard Pryor for a janitor position:

<object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f02d0b8cca"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f02d0b8cca" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=f02d0b8cca" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f02d0b8cca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f02d0b8cca/word-association-from-nino" title="from Nino">Word Association</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>

I love it but I don't think it is an all timer. The N bomb is great but both of them are sweaty and over the top for this sketch. Plus, I refuse to acknowledge that ANYTHING Paul Mooney has ever done is funny

Enabler

03-06-2009, 07:56 AM

Hearing Kevin Nealon on O&A this morning made me think of that Weekend Update segment where Tim Meadows played Ike Turner and he was beating on Nealon. Goddam that was funny.

"Im sorry Kevin Nealon. You know I dont mean to hurt you. I just got these songs. These songs in my mind." (or something like that)

I cant find it anywhere. I wish Hulu let you search for individual skits.

Tenbatsuzen

03-08-2009, 06:36 PM

I was TREMENDOUSLY disappointed by "The Rock Obama" sketch last night. I had mentioned Dwayne Johnson probably being able to pull off an excellent parody of Obama merged with his "Rock" character - I had been saying it since Obama spoke at the convention in 2004.

Instead, they pulled off this mish-mash of "The Incredible Hulk" with the Rock being not funny, and Samberg getting the bigger laughs at Rahm Emmanuel.

Does McMahon owe the rights to the Rock character and he can't even be "the rock"?

IMSlacker

03-11-2009, 10:20 AM

bump. Being discussed on the show today.

fezident

03-11-2009, 10:54 AM

I'd love for that discussion to end up in the file library.

Mikey? Any chance??

GreatAmericanZero

03-11-2009, 02:26 PM

i can't believe ESD's favorite skit was the exact same as mine. its such an obscure skit. Dave rules!

denko

03-11-2009, 04:27 PM

"good morning brooklyn"

adam sandler and jay mohr were in it, and they do the bit beating of the week, because the guy (chris farley) insulted his IROC... he said it was italian retard out cruisin.

no, you shut up!

if anyone knows where to find it....

LadyTrucker

03-11-2009, 05:05 PM

I Have to go old school
John Belushy
Cheese burger cheese burger cheese burger
Pepsi pepsi pepsi!
In the late 70's and early 80's parties stopped to watch SNL!

fezident

03-11-2009, 06:32 PM

I Have to go old school
John Belushy
Cheese burger cheese burger cheese burger
Pepsi pepsi pepsi!
In the late 70's and early 80's parties stopped to watch SNL!

Ya know what's a sobering thought?
If that skit were made today, Lorne Michaels would turn it into a movie.
:thumbdown:

GreatAmericanZero

03-11-2009, 06:36 PM

Ya know what's a sobering thought?
If that skit were made today, Lorne Michaels would turn it into a movie.
:thumbdown:

hey! WEEN was in "It's Pat", therefore all SNL movies rule

TheMojoPin

03-11-2009, 06:36 PM

In the late 70's and early 80's parties stopped to watch SNL!

All this makes me think is that parties in the late 70's and early 80's REALLY sucked.

Slumbag

03-11-2009, 06:40 PM

I was watching the Denise Show with Sandler over the weekend.

He really used to be great, man. That skit is hilarious.

fezident

03-11-2009, 06:51 PM

All this makes me think is that parties in the late 70's and early 80's REALLY sucked.
No way.
Those parties were before AIDS and when cocaine was a "quick pick me up".

TooLowBrow

03-11-2009, 06:56 PM

No way.
Those parties were before AIDS and when cocaine was a "quick pick me up".

early 80's fezident, "Hey guys, enough with the casual sex and blow. Jane Curtain's doing a skit with Buck Henry!"

fezident

03-11-2009, 07:01 PM

:lol::lol:

TheMojoPin

03-11-2009, 07:11 PM

No way.
Those parties were before AIDS and when cocaine was a "quick pick me up".

No, those weren't the parties that "stopped for SNL."

Pestz4Evah

03-12-2009, 12:13 AM

Fez was right on about this skit....one of my favorites:

<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tviiSjI5dMb0aXtk5KhWeg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tviiSjI5dMb0aXtk5KhWeg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

Pestz4Evah

03-12-2009, 12:19 AM

Another favorite:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/pics/00nmoleculo1.jpg (http://www.yikers.com/video_conan_is_the_molecular_man.html)

AKA

03-12-2009, 07:01 AM

Lord and Lady Douchebag

Enabler

03-12-2009, 07:07 AM

Another favorite:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/pics/00nmoleculo1.jpg (http://www.yikers.com/video_conan_is_the_molecular_man.html)

THE MOLECULAR MAAAN!!

rauensnake

03-12-2009, 10:15 PM

Neil Diamond Behind the Music

Ding Ding Ding... we have a winner.

I once killed a drifter to get an erection.

The Ogre

03-13-2009, 11:10 AM

Barry Gibb Talk Show. I dig some political round table shows and the concept worked great the first time around. Not so much the second time.

kdubya

03-14-2009, 05:45 AM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/kdubya8/pictures%20for%20the%20message%20board/ride_the_snake_2.jpg

Ride the Snake

underdog

03-14-2009, 06:17 AM

There's a weird sketch that is a MSNBC Investigates, I think, that involves teenagers dressing like the Golden Girls. I could never find it online, I just remember it being fucking hilarious.

There's one called "The Old Prospector", on Will Ferrel's Best of SNL DVD that never made the air.

WampusCrandle

03-16-2009, 10:25 AM

another favorite of mine:
<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/yYD3tPENZPEwavhrXQHmmw"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/yYD3tPENZPEwavhrXQHmmw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

WampusCrandle

03-16-2009, 10:26 AM

There's a weird sketch that is a MSNBC Investigates, I think, that involves teenagers dressing like the Golden Girls. I could never find it online, I just remember it being fucking hilarious.

There's one called "The Old Prospector", on Will Ferrel's Best of SNL DVD that never made the air.

i remember that! and at the end they sang Thank You For Being A Friend.

fezident

03-22-2009, 05:16 PM

Debbie Downer @ Disney. (won't embed.)
http://media.putfile.com/SNL-Debbie-Downer-WDW?utm_source=embed1&utm_medium=embed