Celebrity Apprentice 2

[pittphantoms]

So I watched this show season one so I decided to give it another shot. It was shocking to me tonight to see how delusional Dice is. He really thinks he is the biggest name in the room.

Some other really funny stuff - the fact that Hershall Walker makes a football reference in every single sentence - and Joan Rivers face is literally the scariest thing I have ever seen.

I can already call a final of Tom Green / Clint Black / Melissa Rivers ...

[drusilla]

you knew dice was going home from the start. his ego is so over inflated. same for rodman. i met rodman in 2001 & he doesn't seem to have changed a bit. funny thing to me is that he said he didn't want to make a spectacle & have everyone distracted by his presence when in reality he travels with a giant entourage filled with blondes with giant fake boobs. there is no way that can not be distracting.

this poker playing chick looks to be trouble. the girls are gonna get really sick of her fast. & i was surprised at how normal tom green was. i think he's gonna do a good job.

[underdog]

Joan Rivers looks like she was attacked by The Carver from Nip/Tuck.

But, yeah, Dice is fucking delusional. He's also one of the unfunniest comics off stage. Aren't comics supposed to be funny?

[Coach]

Melissa went to college with my sister..from what I understand..she like to pull the "do you know who I am?" card a lot...and she went to college in 1985..
Joan..fucking just say no to the knife! She's starting to look like that Plastic surgery Monstrosity.....But my dad did see her in her slip once in Cleveland.

[hammersavage]

This is one of the only reality shows I watch. And I don't know why.

But yeah, Dice is crazy. Tom Green came off really well, he seems like a gamer.

I think Annie will scale it back and make it deep into the game. Can't believe the women actually won.

I actually think it will be Tom Green/Clint Black/Playmate

[9mileskid]

i love how dice went on stern and nobody showed up for him,what a tool.

i picked annie duke and tom green

[lleeder]

Joan Rivers looks like she was attacked by The Carver from Nip/Tuck.

But, yeah, Dice is fucking delusional. He's also one of the unfunniest comics off stage. Aren't comics supposed to be funny?

I like his bad dated impressions. Hey here's Sly Stallone... Hey here's John Travlota...

[Don Stugots]

Melissa went to college with my sister..from what I understand..she like to pull the "do you know who I am?" card a lot...and she went to college in 1985..
Joan..fucking just say no to the knife! She's starting to look like that Plastic surgery Monstrosity.....But my dad did see her in her slip once in Cleveland.

i think she looks great.

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[Fezticle98]

I like his bad dated impressions. Hey here's Sly Stallone... Hey here's John Travlota...

So cringeworthy, it was hilarious.

I thought Herschel Walker would go far, but after realizing what a dummy he is, I don't know. Work ethic is one thing, but stupid football cliches ("you gotta want the ball") are another.

Could they have found lower level celebrities than the women? Case girl from Deal or no Deal?

[lleeder]

So cringeworthy, it was hilarious.

I thought Herschel Walker would go far, but after realizing what a dummy he is, I don't know. Work ethic is one thing, but stupid football cliches ("you gotta want the ball") are another.

Could they have found lower level celebrities than the women? Case girl from Deal or no Deal?

I didn't know who all the woman were cause I missed the begining. I like how the men sat in the board room in two groups. Know celebrities on the left and unknowns on the right. Tom Green, Rodman, Dice, and Herschel Walker then the other four on the other side. I think Walker must have played up the football cliche angle.

[robot artist]

Joan Rivers has crossed over into Jocelyn Wildenstein madness.

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[pittphantoms]

The problem with Annie Duke is Trump is a businessman. He will dump her over someone more famous in a non-second. He wants the raitings - not the best celebrity.

[underdog]

I like his bad dated impressions. Hey here's Sly Stallone... Hey here's John Travlota...

They sounded like Anthony doing Dice doing those impressions. They were so bad.

Did you see the Stallone he did in the car as they drove away? It was so cringe worthy.

[lleeder]

They sounded like Anthony doing Dice doing those impressions. They were so bad.

Did you see the Stallone he did in the car as they drove away? It was so cringe worthy.

Yeah that was great/awful.

[STC-Dub]

Dice was the ultimate tool. He said he didn't want to look like a douxhe but wore those horrible glasses and driving gloves everywhere? I don't see Walker going very far for some reason.

[FezsAssistant]

I watched, but I'm not sure why. It was a horrible show. I didn't know who some of the celebrities were.
I'll probably watch next week, though.
Trump's daughter is so hot.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i DVR-ed it because i wanted to see Dice. I never have seen an episode of "The Apprentice" before in my life (or any portion of that show). Its a pretty shitty show i must say...now that dice is gone i don't know if i'll watch a second episode. Maybe to see Tom Green?

[drusilla]

I didn't know who all the woman were cause I missed the begining. I like how the men sat in the board room in two groups. Know celebrities on the left and unknowns on the right. Tom Green, Rodman, Dice, and Herschel Walker then the other four on the other side. I think Walker must have played up the football cliche angle.

you're right...no one knows who clint black is :blink:

[WampusCrandle]

im waqtching the second episode, and i'm laughing like an ass. the teams are supposed to make a comic so they could promote some website. so, the head of the website, who is obviously gay, is suddenly bombarded by questions like "do you like blonde or brunette girls?" or "what's your wife's hair color?" i just couldn't stop laughing, as it was a good 30 second pause, completely stumped by the ineptitude of these D-List celebrities.

[hammersavage]

Tom Green might be making the most sense on this show. Something's weird...

[drusilla]

sure now you want tom to pull off the presentation after you ignored him the entire day. so dumb not to let joan or tom write the scripts.

[lleeder]

This bitch can't speak. Open a briefcase whore.

Why wasn't Brandy the model?

[lleeder]

EEE is the worst fucking name ever. Seeya later ice skater douche.

[TooLowBrow]

EEE is the worst fucking name ever. Seeya later ice skater douche.

worse than 'kings of the universe'?

[Snoogans]

I think I want to marry Natalie Gulbis

[johnniehardrock]

Why cant Hershal say shut. He keeps sayin shit up

[WampusCrandle]

Why cant Hershal say shut. He keeps sayin shit up

i thought he kept saying shit like a certain someone:
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[WampusCrandle]

good, fuck that skating faggot and his one ball. and he just acts like he is able to control situations when he obviously cant.

[underdog]

worse than 'kings of the universe'?

Celebrities are amazingly not creative.

I think I want to marry Natalie Gulbis

She's kind of hideous sometimes on the show. She's much hotter on the golf course.

[STC-Dub]

Man, what an annoying group of celebrities. I think I would go nuts if I had to deal with them for more than 5 minutes. I cannot stand any of them after 2 episodes.

[fezident]

Dear Dice,
You are a goofball. We don't take you seriously. You haven't gotten a laugh in almost 20 years. You're a footnote.

Signed,
EVERYBODY

PS: You're fat. We know that ain't muscle.

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Dice,
You are a goofball. We don't take you seriously. You haven't gotten a laugh in almost 20 years. You're a footnote.

Signed,
EVERYBODY

PS: You're fat. We know that ain't muscle.

PPS: You're dressing like the Old Navy Lady

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lBzWLu6RJCE/SIdDRJANtDI/AAAAAAAAADQ/5BdLJzwAL7c/s400/Carrie-Donovan.jpg

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[~Katja~]

I watched this for the first time last night and all I could think of was GAZ every time Tom Greene was on...

[fezident]

The Playmate... Brande whatever.... her face is about 2 surgeries away from being Michael Jackson's stunt double.

[underdog]

The Playmate... Brande whatever.... her face is about 2 surgeries away from being Michael Jackson's stunt double.

It's sad, really. I think (thought?) she was one of the few beautiful Playboy Playmates. Most of them just look like carbon copies of each other.

[~Katja~]

just a wild guess... there will be men in bridal gowns tonight


and check...





why are these women just concentrating on selling these dresses to their rich friends instead of coming up with a marketing thing to sell it to people really needing a wedding gown

[Knowledged_one]

Joan rivers is gross

[STC-Dub]

Why has Rodman not been fired?

[hammersavage]

Why has Rodman not been fired?

Cuz Trump knows he was gonna blow up (which happens next week) at some point so he kept him around waiting for it.

[STC-Dub]

I know, more of a rhetorical question than anything else. It just annoys me that he is till on the show, though not as much as the fact I am watching or that I care, but it still annoys me.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i only watched this show for Dice and Tom Green


3 shows in i can finally stop watching it. Thank god

i never seen an episode of this show before the one where dice got kicked off. it sucks

[STC-Dub]

It does and yet I keep watching.:wallbash:

[drusilla]

the producers may have a say in who stays & who goes like they do on a lot of other shows. & if so they were smart to keep him. unless next weeks episode is an over-hyped dud.

[hammersavage]

Ivanka's hotter than balls.

[~Katja~]

Ivanka's hotter than balls.

if this means she looks like a tranny... yeah kinda

[hammersavage]

Quiet Jerry

[~Katja~]

haha, she is actually pretty but looks artificial

[hammersavage]

If the men lose again, I'm done. I can't stand this farce that women are superior. This show should be on SyFy.

[~Katja~]

not even watching after they sent Greene home...
the chicks are stupid and only won because of wealthy celebrity friends, never because of their own efforts

[hammersavage]

That Don Jr. is a looker though. Not artificial at all.

[hammersavage]

Jesse James with some veiled racism with the 'why are you having Tyrone's baby' line.

[underdog]

Ivanka's hotter than balls.

She's fucking brilliant, too. It's nuts.

[hammersavage]

Apparently, she's not Katja's style.

[~Katja~]

Apparently, she's not Katja's style.

I was kidding...
I remember seeing pix of her when she was just a teen and starting to model.


ok so I switched the channel to the show now... what are they supposed to do?

[hammersavage]

I was kidding...
I remember seeing pix of her when she was just a teen and starting to model.


ok so I switched the channel to the show now... what are they supposed to do?

Sell this stupid video phone. The men should win this one, the women's presentation blew. We get it Joan, you got plastic surgery.

[~Katja~]

looks like they should win this one.

[hammersavage]

The guys ad was so much better. The performance is retarded but they should still win.

[TooLowBrow]

why does the video phone have the microphone/ speaker at the end of a cord?




also, melissa rivers said the girls ad was more 'real' but the whole engagement thing was fake

[~Katja~]

why does the video phone have the microphone/ speaker at the end of a cord?




also, melissa rivers said the gilrs ad was more 'real' but the whole engagment thing was fake


I think the product is not going to sell much ... who does that in a phone?
even our company uses video via MS Communicator... why invest in extra equipment

[hammersavage]

Plastic surgery cat fight!

[hammersavage]

Men finally get one. The Deal or No Deal chick is done.

[drusilla]

Jesse James with some veiled racism with the 'why are you having Tyrone's baby' line.

he's cracking me up every time he talks to the camera.

[STC-Dub]

Note to self, don't check out the thread while watching the show...:laugh:

[underdog]

Note to self, don't check out the thread while watching the show...:laugh:

I learned that as well.

I had no idea people watched shows live.

[fezident]

I never agree with Donald.
I thought Rodman should've been fired last week. Anyway way ya slice it, Dennis didn't do ANYTHING helpful or constructive. He was in his room instead of working on the task. This week... he was absent once again.

Melissa wouldn't even let her PM speak during the boardroom... even when Donald himself posed a question directly to the PM... Melissa would -predictably- interrupt and interject.


Both of those spoiled Queens need to hit the bricks.

[hammersavage]

Dennis has serious problems. I hope he never leaves the show.

[~Katja~]

Dennis has serious problems. I hope he never leaves the show.

I haven't noticed any problems...

[hammersavage]

He may or may not abuse alcohol. I'm undecided.

I really hope the men win and we get more of him but I doubt it.

[hammersavage]

Now they make it look like the men could win when in fact they can't.

[STC-Dub]

They do that every week.

[drusilla]

he's got serious problems. he can't even put a sentence together anymore!

[pittphantoms]

The same way they had a talk with Dennis about his drinking - can they have a similar talk with Melissa about her bitchiness?

The only way Trump will get rid of Melissa is if she is on a different team than her mother - because he cant fight Joan.

[~Katja~]

he's got serious problems. he can't even put a sentence together anymore!

was he ever coherent though? I can't remember an interview or show he was on where he made much sense...

I cannot stand Melissa and how she seems to take credit for everything... and that just from the 3 shows I half assed watched... I would like to punch her in the face.

[hammersavage]

Wow. What a complete shock. I am at a loss for words.

[~Katja~]

Wow. What a complete shock. I am at a loss for words.

what happened?
I am not watching tonight (yet)

[hammersavage]

He split up the teams like they always do and it was supposed to be surprising.

[TooLowBrow]

this week, viral videos

next week, the teams start a twitter acccount

:clap::thumbup::clap:

[WampusCrandle]

this week, viral videos

next week, the teams start a twitter acccount

:clap::thumbup::clap:

:lol::lol::lol:

[hammersavage]

Oh I get it. They're midgets.


And this one might be the worst actor I've ever seen.

[~Katja~]

Oh I get it. They're midgets.


And this one might be the worst actor I've ever seen.

yeah that might have worked if his wife was some gigantic woman... you know how the all concentrate is mighty...
eh... stupid idea from the start.

[WampusCrandle]

i just get the douche chills and clint is an asshole.

[TooLowBrow]

i dont think theyre midget/actors. i think theyre just midgets

and i think the midget who was fired is a dwarf

[hammersavage]

i just get the douche chills and clint is an asshole.

It's not because you are douching, is it?

[hammersavage]

The dark haired/tattooed midget has a career in mini My Chemical Romance.

[TooLowBrow]

i hate this show

this week i hate the useless 'smoking' joe louis the most

[WampusCrandle]

It's not because you are douching, is it?

i guess it takes one to know one.

[hammersavage]

Episode just got better.

[WampusCrandle]

Episode just got better.

the best part of the entire series, so far

[TooLowBrow]

so the couple was going to do the laundry together, in their washing machine. and possibly have sex

but the guy, clueless dolt, saw that there were only a few dirty clothes.

so instead of using the washing machine, he washes the stuff in the sink, by hand.

jeez, thats funny

[hammersavage]

Can they both lose?

[hammersavage]

Maybe Edgar would be alive if Joan got on her knees more.

[~Katja~]

Donald asking Melissa:

"Do you thimk your mother i9s obnoxious?"

Melissa: "No"

Donald: Do you think you are obnoxious?"

Melissa: "No"

Donald:
"Not even a little bit???"


LMAO :lol:

[WampusCrandle]

wow - holy shit! bye bye TLC!

[WampusCrandle]

why is it that trump suddenly cares about all problems and is now "father knows best"?

[Don Stugots]

ass. Clint Black deserved to get fired there. Fire the Kardashiasn chick as a side note.

[extracheese]

Thats bullshit! Firing the Kardasian chick because she has a DUI. In all the seasons he
always separated the job from their personal lives, otherwise he would be firing right and left for reasons unrelated to the APPRENTICE.
He didnt want to fire Clint, because he had to fire the most interesting players the last few weeks...and was looking at a really boring remaining crew. Kardashian chick and the TLC chick added little to the show and he made up 2 reasons to get rid of them.

[robot artist]

What bothered me most about the episode was the fact that no one, particularly Joan Rivers, understood that the term viral video has nothing to do with the content; rather it refers to the way a video catches on and is passed around on the internet.

You don't just create a viral video - if you're lucky, you create a video and then it 'goes viral'. Both teams approached this task as if the defining word viral meant raunchy or dirty.

And Clint Black absolutely should have been the one sent packing. He was a one-man-team, and should have paid the price for that piece of shit he assembled. Khloe and her enormous frame were unjustly shown the door.

[pittphantoms]

What absolute BS that was - I think Trump is an asshole. I think bankrupting a company that lost millions of dollars and puts thousands out of work is worse than someone who got a DUI and is paying their debt.

FUCKING HORRID

[TooLowBrow]

What absolute BS that was - I think Trump is an asshole. I think bankrupting a company that lost millions of dollars and puts thousands out of work is worse than someone who got a DUI and is paying their debt.

FUCKING HORRID

he gave her charity 20 million dollars

thats a lot of money

[pittphantoms]

He gave her charity 20 thousand dollar - thats nothing

Im a little upset at myself that I got bothered by a shitty reality show - but wow that pissed me off.

[TooLowBrow]

the judge probably ordered her to stay in ca.
this was trumps way of letting her save face

[pittphantoms]

If she was ordered to stay there, we would know about it. It would have been on Perez.

If you watched the whole season he constantly wanted to see why she was there - was questioning her constantly - the same thing with Tione. He obviously was just going to eliminate the least popular celebrities first.

Fucking clown shoes

[Don Stugots]

But left eye didn't deserve to fired. Clint black did.

[WampusCrandle]

But left eye didn't deserve to fired. Clint black did.

i couldn't believe that she was fired. they should have fired kardashian and clint.

[STC-Dub]

I agree, but they seem to think that viewers like watching people not getting along and no one seems to get along with Clint. The more I watch the more I hate all of the celebrities and Trump each week.

[fezident]

Seriously.... I thought Khloe was one of the strongest players. For all the jokes people make about her and her family, she really was an asset to her team. Her intuition was always dead-on. She knew what worked and what didn't. And when to pull the plug.
I started out wanting to hate her but, she really won me over. She wasn't as Paris Hiltony as I was expecting.

[WampusCrandle]

Seriously.... I thought Khloe was one of the strongest players. For all the jokes people make about her and her family, she really was an asset to her team. Her intuition was always dead-on. She knew what worked and what didn't. And when to pull the plug.
I started out wanting to hate her but, she really won me over. She wasn't as Paris Hiltony as I was expecting.

as much as i did like her - all she did was stick to the side, never really took charge. even when she was team leader, the poker player and the rivers became more helpful than her.

with that said, she shouldn't have been fired this last time around. clint should have, but they just want conflict, obviously.

[hammersavage]

Annie Duke vs Brandi Roderick in a boardroom throwdown. No doubt about it.

[STC-Dub]

I keep hoping they all get fired. Joan Rivers needs to get a clue. I am not sure how everyone else except her daughter or her can be the problem.

[pittphantoms]

I finally watched the last episode - it was nice to see some real rivalry... pretty funny Natalie called Phil Helmuth...

I dont blame Jesse James for not bringing in big money yet - I would probably sandbag a little as well until I NEEDED it...

[fezident]

I am convinced that Joan does not know that she's on a game show and that everyone around her is playing the game.
She thinks this is "real life".



It's kinda sad actually.

[STC-Dub]

Nice theory. I would go so far as to say Annie and Jesse are the only two really treating it as a game.

[Knowledged_one]

It is so bad yet im hooked and cant stop watching and i hate the rivers

[pittphantoms]

I actually love Joan Rivers now... I love how much she loves that mess of a daughter - and I love that she knows who she is - what she does well - and that she wears her heart on her sleeve. She more than any celebrity in reality past has made me do a complete 180 on her.

[WampusCrandle]

I actually love Joan Rivers now... I love how much she loves that mess of a daughter - and I love that she knows who she is - what she does well - and that she wears her heart on her sleeve. She more than any celebrity in reality past has made me do a complete 180 on her.

i cant not like Joan Rivers either.

[robot artist]

The thing I love about watching Joan Rivers on this show is the glimpse into the lives of spoiled rotten rich people and how they behave.

When Joan was watching the proceedings in the boardroom and didn't like what was happening to her daughter, she had a hissy fit and threw her full drink down on the floor - and then walked away without any regard as to who would clean up the mess and broken glass, like a five year old having a tantrum.

But the best part was that in doing so, some of the drink went on the carpet, some on the couch where she was sitting, and the rest poured all over Joan's hair and oufit.

Yer da epitome of class, dere, Joannie.

[drusilla]

I dont blame Jesse James for not bringing in big money yet - I would probably sandbag a little as well until I NEEDED it...

& don't forget that his wife is a very charitable person who has been known to donate a million dollars to a disaster fund if needed. so he has the money. he's smart to wait till something big like that can go where it's needed & where he wants it to go.

[STC-Dub]

Are they "allowed" to use their own money? His wife's money would techinicall be part his and letting contestent use their own money seems a little unfair even for this show. thenn again, what do I know?

[hammersavage]

Another 2 hours of retardation next

[~Katja~]

Another 2 hours of retardation next

I was wondering if there was anything else but this freakshow of hot chicks bathed in make up was on tonight..

[WampusCrandle]

is Trump firing 2?! really, i'm a bit surprised.

[WampusCrandle]

why is Melissa so annoyed? so what, the hottie is talking to the winner from last year, and she acts like she just fucked him in front of her and Trump's daughter.

[hammersavage]

Annie's awesome. Hope I get some more prime time Hellmuth.

[WampusCrandle]

Annie's awesome. Hope I get some more prime time Hellmuth.

she's going insane - hahah, it's kind of a turn on.

[WampusCrandle]

Annie talks of her celebrity friends as if she people just forgot that she mentioned it.

[drusilla]

this is painful

[WampusCrandle]

ugh ..... Clint was giving me the douche chills

[WampusCrandle]

this is completely the Kotu leader's fault - we all know of Clint's lack of personality, and Joan has a great personality. Jesus, awful choice. Joan saved the team.

[drusilla]

if they lose clint has to go home because joan really stepped up when needed

[WampusCrandle]

if they lose clint has to go home because joan really stepped up when needed

oh no Joan, she was the team leader. i think she is heading home. :down:

[drusilla]

doh! i didn't realize that they didn't try to sell those rings again.

[hammersavage]

That was actually pretty compelling TV. I hope Joan goes, I'm done with her gimmick.

But he'll pick Natalie cuz Joan's dynamic is too good for the series.

[WampusCrandle]

oh shit - bye bye Nat!

[drusilla]

wait what's this challenge?

[hammersavage]

I hope Jesse stays. But they did seem to lack on the marketing campaign. Athena should pull it out though.

[WampusCrandle]

christ - fucking fire clint. he's shit!

[WampusCrandle]

"im not a gay man, but i love you hershel"
:lol:

[hammersavage]

"im not a gay man, but i love you hershel"
:lol:

That was funny.


I love Ivanka.

[STC-Dub]

"im not a gay man, but i love you hershel"
:lol:

Best Donald Trump line ever. Not that that is saying much but still, a great line.

[STC-Dub]

Clint is annoying, but Hershel lost that challange; if the desert worked they would have won.

[pittphantoms]

Clint still being in this has nothing to do with the game - its because he is a bigger star than Hershel.

I think we are being setup for a Joan v Annie or Melissa finalle. Either way it will be for revenge against Anne for eliminating Melissa, or mother vs daughter.

Brandi is worthless, Clint sucks, and Jesse has been a dullard.

[fezident]

Joan is officially out of her plastic mind.

Seriously. When she compared Annie to HITLER, it was clear to me that she doesn't know who she is, who Annie is, who Hitler is, or that Joan herself is in the middle of a gameshow.

And I mean that with all seriousness. Joan is suffering from some major delusions.


She's comparing a world champion poker player -whom most people are fond of- on a silly network primetime GAAAAME SHHHHOOW to Hitler? I mean, really.
It's impossible to connect those dots.

Unless, of course, Hitler happened to one helluva poker player.
If that's the case... then yes... I owe Joan an apology.

[WampusCrandle]

Joan is officially out of her plastic mind.

Seriously. When she compared Annie to HITLER, it was clear to me that she doesn't know who she is, who Annie is, who Hitler is, or that Joan herself is in the middle of a gameshow.

And I mean that with all seriousness. Joan is suffering from some major delusions.


She's comparing a world champion poker player -whom most people are fond of- on a silly network primetime GAAAAME SHHHHOOW to Hitler? I mean, really.
It's impossible to connect those dots.

Unless, of course, Hitler happened to one helluva poker player.
If that's the case... then yes... I owe Joan an apology.

im assuming that you know she is comparing the two in terms of the vicious character, not the fact that both Annie and Hitler were and are great card players (hitler taught me all i know)

[epo]

Who seriously watches this shit?

http://www.ct.gov/dcf/lib/dcf/wmv/images/fire.jpg

[fezident]

If Joan was seeeeriously trying to make that comparison, then she herself is WORSE than Annie.
Annie is playing a game.
Joan was being serious.

Joan's overall mental health., such as it is, is seriously in question for me.

If Joan could SOMEHOW enter a boxing match, she would become enraged that her opponent is punching her repeatedly. "And I walked in that ring and _________ was just punching and punching like some kinda of ANIMAL! I couldn't believe it!! I will NEVER... EVER... EVER... talk to ______ again. EVER! I am outta here because this... this... .well.... this is just ridiculous!".



The nature of any game is be the last man standing. Joan walks behaves as though these challenges and boardrooms are REAL!
At the bare minimum, it's safe to say that Joan has never seen the show or even had it explained to her.

[STC-Dub]

I am so hoping the Trump put Annie and Joan on a team together, that would be priceless.

[WampusCrandle]

I am so hoping the Trump put Annie and Joan on a team together, that would be priceless.

they will eventually merge into one team, and i see that coming in the next episode.

[hammersavage]

they will eventually merge into one team, and i see that coming in the next episode.

It'll happen tonight. Then they'll promo Mother vs Daughter next week.

[hammersavage]

It's either Annie or Clint who goes tonight. I'm gonna say Annie in a shocker. Melissa will plead and plead til Donald gives in.

[hammersavage]

The past tense of forgo is forgoo.

[TooLowBrow]

what happened to pierce?

[ihaveabadmonkey]

That was an interesting ending tonight. Boy did Melissa flip out.

[hammersavage]

What a crybaby.

[TooLowBrow]

the playboy chick had a point about to how serious she is about raising money

shes the only one who's gone as far as taking your clothes off for money

we had a slow girl in third grade who'd do the same thing

[pittphantoms]

First, Melissa had to realize it was her or Brandy if they lost - so she should have done more to make it Brandy.

Second, what a stuck-up bitch Melissa is...

Third, Annie owns this game - it is already over.

[extracheese]

Ok - Melissa is a total whiny pain in the ass - BUT SHE DID NOT deserve to get fired.

Annie was responsible for everything that took place, and Brandi did nothing. The reason that Melissa was fired because of fundraising is crap - Trump uses that excuse when he needs it, and ignores fundraising when he wants to fire someone else.
Perhaps the blond is better for ratings.

[Knowledged_one]

Fund raising has nothing to do with being smart at running a business or doing a task its horrible criteria

[underdog]

WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?!

This is going to kill me.

And no one should ever listen to Jim Cramer. They should just do the exact opposite of what he says.

[STC-Dub]

How old is Malissa? Five? Wow, that was just a brutal exhibition of a spoiled kid from an adult. Joan isn't much better. Not that any of the celebrities are all that normal, but they are even worse.

[Knowledged_one]

If the last tasks are fundraising jesse wins with his wife and contacts and the fact he hasnt used them he will bring in crazy money

[TooLowBrow]

If the last tasks are fundraising jesse wins with his wife and contacts and the fact he hasnt used them he will bring in crazy money

who's his wife?

[hammersavage]

Seth Bullock

[Knowledged_one]

who's his wife?

im pretty sure hes married to sandra bullock

[TooLowBrow]

Seth Bullock

sandra bullocks husband?

[TooLowBrow]

im pretty sure hes married to sandra bullock

i did not know that

she gave a cool mil to katrina victims

[drusilla]

she gave a million to 9/11 charities too, but she is pretty specific about where that kind of dough goes.

what an insane ending. i had to re-watch it. melissa is such a baby & totally over-reacted, but i don't think she deserved to get fired in this case. especially since this task had nothing to do with fund raising, but had to do with the ad it's self & that was all annie's fault.

no way annie could go home though cause they really want her for the finale & she brings such drama from being hated. just like clint.

joan's really spoiled too & she said she'd walk if melissa was fired unjustly. so lets see if she sticks to her word.

[hammersavage]

joan's really spoiled too & she said she'd walk if melissa was fired unjustly. so lets see if she sticks to her word.

Not a chance in hell. The promo's pretty much gave it away: "Joan wasn't here at the beginning of the day". Oh noes!!

[WampusCrandle]

im pretty sure hes married to sandra bullock

yes he is, and i have no idea how he did it.

WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?!

This is going to kill me.

And no one should ever listen to Jim Cramer. They should just do the exact opposite of what he says.

i can't believe that they would have Jim Cramer on. and I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE NOTE SAID!!!

im sure it had something to do with Melissa wanting to talk, and interrupting the Trump.

[hammersavage]

I think the note said 'do you believe how ugly Melissa is'

[STC-Dub]

It was a stock tip: buy Bear Sturns.

[STC-Dub]

I know I didn't spell it right but am too lazy to look it up.

[WampusCrandle]

I think the note said 'do you believe how ugly Melissa is'

haha, but, it should be mentioned that you don't need a note to let your friends know she is ugly - just a look will do it.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0706/a_ldisgust_0604.jpg

[drusilla]

yes he is, and i have no idea how he did it.



trump said he must be great in bed because he has zero personality

[WampusCrandle]

trump said he must be great in bed because he has zero personality

:lol:

i remember him saying that, and being completely floored because it came from Trump.

[STC-Dub]

There seems to be an occasional glimmer of a personality in there.

[WampusCrandle]

There seems to be an occasional glimmer of a personality in there.

glimmer ... you mean spots in that shitty hair of his to the scalp. oh you!

[fezident]

Fuck the Rivers.

Both of 'em.


Melissa first PRAISES HERSELF for somehow managing to complete these silly tasks with "two torn tendons" and then, exactly 9 seconds later, she is literally SPRINTING around the office and the apartment??
And then she calls the OTHER girls "manipulators"?!?!

Nigga please.



Also. Melissa. You were hated in highschool... you've made that abundantly clear... now... it's 25 years later and "nothing's changed". Look inward, honey. These people didn't even know you back then. They have nothing to do with your teenage life. If they're treating you now the same way your classmates treated you then... well then.. it's clearly your fault.

Nigga please.




I still don't know what Hitler and Nazis have to do with any of this and I really do wish that Joan would stop spouting that. I'm not "offended". I'm just confused and bored. It's a laaaame, transparent tactic that simply isn't accomplishing what Joan THINKS it's accomplishing.
As far as I'm concerned, Joan has no credibility.
She actually the biggest loser on this show. She's confused.... she's unfocused... she's easily riled... she's erratic.... and she's obviously a hypersensitive drunk.
I want that plastic twat and her jap-ass daughter to just move to Florida and call it a life.

[STC-Dub]

Joan sees Hitler as evil so Annie is evil just like all poker players. Evidently people who play cards for a living are the scum of the earth in her estimation.

[underdog]

Joan sees Hitler as evil so Annie is evil just like all poker players. Evidently people who play cards for a living are the scum of the earth in her estimation.

Hey, Joan is of very high standard. She's a comic. And she makes fun of what people are wearing.

[extracheese]

you ever consider that much of what they do is a put-on for the cameras? I have to believe
that a good percentage of nuttiness on these shows is attempts to be 'interesting' or 'out there'.

[STC-Dub]

I do not think she is that good of an actor.

[fezident]

I do not think she is that good of an actor.
That.

[hammersavage]

Another waste of 2 hours coming up. I'd bet my non existent bank account that Joan sticks around and they are all shocked.

[pennington]

Another waste of 2 hours coming up. I'd bet my non existent bank account that Joan sticks around and they are all shocked.

I think she'll be back too. I'll bet it's in their contract they don't get paid if they leave before they're fired (they're not doing this only for their charities). They probably also get more for the longer they're there.

[hammersavage]

Brande should just show her tits. They'd win.

http://thewrongadvices.com/info-extras/Brande-Roderick.jpg

[~Katja~]

this is stupid; they should have never won... it was as annoying a jingle as an ad.
I would turn it off every time!

[hammersavage]

Well they would have been retarded not to have them in the final 2.

[pittphantoms]

The final works out to be:

Team Rivers: Joan, Hershel, Clint, Melissa
Team Duke: Annie, Brande, Dennis, and Tom

I see a serious and overwhelming advantage for Joan with those teams.

My money would have been on Annie but now...

[extracheese]

I dont love the way they decided the final 2 people.

It seems it made no difference who would have won the CHicken of the sea task. If Clints team won, Trump kicks Brande and then choses Joan and Annie anyway.

Obviously it was decided by the writers, producers, staff at NBC that an Annie/Joan finale would be best for ratings.

And in that respect they are right. Next weeks finale looks to be more of the same crazyness. I still believe the contestants are told to ratchet up the fighting, insults and aggressiveness wherever possible.

Interesting that Jesse James made it to the final 4, yet neither Joan nor Annie wanted him on their team for help.

[TooLowBrow]

trump should create a jesse james and the misfits 3rd team

[STC-Dub]

Yeah the Joan v. Annie thing was not exactly that hard to see coming. I still don't think Joan is acting though, I just don;t think she could be that convincing.

[robot artist]

Last night I noticed for the first time that even though he named his daughter 'Ivanka' he calls her 'Ivunka'.

[STC-Dub]

He can't be bothered worrying about minor thinks like calling his daughter by her actual name. He is too important for that.

[TooLowBrow]

Last night I noticed for the first time that even though he named his daughter 'Ivanka' he calls her 'Ivunka'.

in his defense, she calls him tramp

[FezsAssistant]

trump should create a jesse james and the misfits 3rd team

Jesse is awesome. I never heard of him before this show, but now I'll follow him a bit and see what he's up to in the future.

[drusilla]

it's fucked up that jesse got fired for not dipping into his wife's bank account. but totally obvious that they wanted annie & joan in the final the whole season, especially the last task. her jingle stunk. & so did the commercial. it's like assholes, you just had clint black write a stupid jingle for your tunafish & you're not going to use it? that's completely retarded. who else can say they had clint black write their jingle? i mean it was no " yum yum bumble bee" but still!

[fezident]

Annie looked kinda hot in this episode. Not "bombshell" hot. But... realistic... Long Island soccer mom kinda hot.
Anybody else notice that she's getting better looking, or am I just bleary from sleep deprivation?

[TooLowBrow]

Annie looked kinda hot in this episode. Not "bombshell" hot. But... realistic... Long Island soccer mom kinda hot.
Anybody else notice that she's getting better looking, or am I just bleary from sleep deprivation?

just the stretching of the the word 'tuu-uu-na' to make it fit the jingle killed me

her going on about how now shes a musical genius made me despise her

shes disgusting

[WampusCrandle]

i just watched the last episode - not surprised that Joan and Annie are in the final two. Brandi wasn't gonna last. i was a bit put off that the only reason that Jessie is gone is because he wont mooch off of his rich wife and her friends. amazing.

the best part of the episode was when Trump played both team's jingles and commercials, while the camera panned to different faces. :lol: i couldn't stop rewatching it over and over again.

[hammersavage]

Wow, they just had a news promo coming back from break saying 'The contestants fire back at the Donald, at 11'.



Fuck you news, I hope you all die.

[~Katja~]

haha, fucking Greene cracks me up... finally someone told Annie how stupid she is to take that shit personal...LOL

[hammersavage]

Brande really knows how to wear a dress

[~Katja~]

I can no longer hate Joan... her daughter... yeah, she is a big C but Joan is actually not half as bad as I thought...
Annie.. yech, she annoys me!

[hammersavage]

I now have to visit a certain thread after seeing Ivanka in that dress.

[~Katja~]

I now have to visit a certain thread after seeing Ivanka in that dress.

I have the tab open already... for different reasons

[hammersavage]

And there goes Joan sucking ass again

[hammersavage]

I'm pretty sure Ivanka is just taunting me at this point

[jessicaduh]

Creep. i'm sooooo going to vote for you.

[hammersavage]

You wouldn't dare

[~Katja~]

I'm pretty sure Ivanka is just taunting me at this point

http://saltymilk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ivanka-trump-11.jpg (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010&page=58)

[ihaveabadmonkey]

that may have been the dullest ending of a show i've ever seen.:thumbdown:

[hammersavage]

Annie was just about to celebrate and psych! Joan gets it. Then they hugged. Whatever

[Jughead]

Excuse me I do not watch but Mrs Jug fell asleep and is asking who won???Thank you netters Jug

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Dice Clay won in an upset.

[Jughead]

Dice Clay won in an upset.

Thanks for the help....:wallbash:

[STC-Dub]

I kept trying to convince myself that Joan would not actually win, so much for that. Not sure why everyone is so impressed with Joan, I don't see it.

[fezident]

I honestly don't see how Joan was able to garner so much good will with the audience. They were reeeally on her side.
They don't have to loathe her as much as I do/did. But, they seemed to ignore the facts.

ESPECIALLY that nonsense about the coordinator who pulled out of The Celebrity Apprentice simply because he was so disenchanted with Joan.
I, for one, believe that Annie was telling the truth about WHY the coordinator pulled out. They walked into his office and were immediately forced out. Annie didn't do anything. She didn't even get her foot in the door! (assuming there wasn't some more interactions that weren't televised, of course.)

And I also think that Joan KNOWS that she fucked that up for her team and Annie's team. The only times (and every time) Joan simply fucking refused to let Annie get even one word in was when Annie would try to explain what happened up in that coordinator's office. If she reeeally thought Annie was lying, she would've HAPPILY let Annie hang herself with that rope. But no.... instead... she went of the fucking deep end every time Annie tried to flesh that shit out.
Personally... I think Annie was TOO cool. TOO classy. That level-headedness (sp?) seemed like a lack of passion, at times.
Joan would cry... stamp her feet... say vicious things... cry again... flipflop... change her tune...etc.

Joan raised 125g.... Annie raised almost half a million. That really is the bottom line. But her respect of the game cost her the game.

BOOooo.

[pittphantoms]

I love that Trump gave Annie a couple parting shots ...

I understand why Natalie wasnt there - I guess she is golfing - but she was at the finalle and they barely showed her...

I think it was great Khloe didnt show up - I wouldn't have.

Dice looked like a complete moron

Ivanka is so f'ing hot

Very happy Joan won...

[fezident]

Very happy Joan won...

Can you explain why? I don't mean it in a douchey way. I mean it seriously.

[~Katja~]

Can you explain why? I don't mean it in a douchey way. I mean it seriously.

personally I think she did not raise more money because she worked harder but simply cause she knew more people with disposable cash.
She is an unfunny person that takes everything personal... of course that is solely based on the editing of the show.

[fezident]

personally I think she did not raise more money because she worked harder but simply cause she knew more people with disposable cash.
She is an unfunny person that takes everything personal... of course that is solely based on the editing of the show.

Be that as it may, Donald actually FIRED Jesse because he didn't dip into Sandra Bullock's pockets. If she wrote a million dollar check, Jesse would've been praised. So.... if Annie has friends with more cash... it should've worked to her advantage.

Or at the very least, not cost her the game.


I honestly and truly think that the name and status of "Joan Rivers" is what Donald voted for. She's a legend. A tough old bird. An icon.


And that negated the fact that Joan is/was the biggest backstabber on the show.
How many times did she say "__________ is dead to me. I'll never talk to that person again. That person is garbage. etc etc." and then minutes/days later, she'd be in LOVE with that person. Which is fine, I guess. But Joan reeeeally hated Annie for doing exactly the same actions (on a smaller scale, no less!)

Even down to giving Annie a pat on the shoulder when Joan first walked into the boardroom. What was THAT? Sportsmanship? Oh NOW Joan wants to present herself as a class act? Nigga please.

[drusilla]

Annie was just about to celebrate and psych! Joan gets it.

that was priceless

i can't believe i just sat in front of my computer for 2 1/2 hours to watch this damn thing. but it was worth it to see the look on annie's face when she got fired.

[underdog]

Jim Cramer picked Annie to win. HE CANNOT PICK ANYTHING RIGHT EVER. How does he still have a show? He's terrible.

And I wish someone would do a "Why So Serious" on Joan Rivers' face.

[FezsAssistant]

Ivanka is hot and the only reason I watch the show. How tall is she in real life? I hope she's not a monster.

Jesse should have won, really. Trump hates that dude for some reason.

[FezsAssistant]

I also lost all respect for Joan Rivers. Maybe it's dementia, but she's out of her mind and not in a cool, fun way. She's just a truly delusional asshole and a fake.

[WampusCrandle]

i just watched the last episode on NBC, and Dennis swore when talking about Jesse's wife. he said "and your wife makes 20 million dollars a fucking movie!" i couldn't believe it because i thought they would have censored it for replay.

[underdog]

i just watched the last episode on NBC, and Dennis swore when talking about Jesse's wife. he said "and your wife makes 20 million dollars a fucking movie!" i couldn't believe it because i thought they would have censored it for replay.

I DVR'd it, and it was censored.

[drusilla]

it wasn't on nbc.com

[STC-Dub]

It was censored when I watched it supposedly live.

[WampusCrandle]

it wasn't on nbc.com

thaaaaaaaank you