Can we start installing Star Trek type doors at men's rooms, please?

[Judge Smails]

I'm a bit of a germaphobe and as such try to avoid public restrooms whenever possible and that includes pissing. It never ceases to amaze me the animals that shit and piss all over the seats. And the lack of hand washing by these filthy fucks is amazing.

When eating out I usually wait till after the meal in order to use the facilities. Tonight I was at a nice restaurant and absolutely had to piss between the appetizer and entree. Thankfully, it was a very clean bathroom. EVERYTHING was automatic - the flusher, the soap dispenser, the faucet, and the hand dryer. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I walked up to the door and realized that I had to pull on that handle. We've gone through all this trouble to make sure that we don't have to touch anything in the men's rooms but we can't make that final leap?

For a second I really thought about waiting there until someone else came in and then try to sneak through the door before it closed again. But even I realized that this would be setting a dangerous OCD precedent. So, I grabbed the handle and got out of there. I can't say that I enjoyed my meal to the fullest with that door handle memory hanging over my head. I'm fucked in the head, right?

[weekapaugjz]

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[hedges]

They probably didn't have paper towels you could use to open the door with, but then what would you do with the spent paper towel after you were done using it?

[drusilla]

if there are no paper towels to grab, i'll use toilet paper. & if there's no garbage near by i'll either try to throw it out somewhere in the restaurant or stick it in my pocket & throw it out later. i figure the part that touched the door handle is all balled up on the inside anyway.

[sr71blackbird]

I agree with drusilla. But I'd just drop the paper on the floor. Eventually they will learn to have a trash can by the door like most places. Why can't they make the door swing out? Then u can just use yoir shoulder. I would love star trek doors!

[Slumbag]

Or, you could just open the door and walk out.

[Death Metal Moe]

I agree with ya Judge. The way out of the restroom is the WORST moment of the entire experience. You usually can push the door into the men's room, you are just touching yourself and your clothes while urinating, you wash your hands clean but then you have to usually pull a door open to leave, sharing the handle with the filthy dicked animals who go in there all day and night.

Worst was one night I was driving for like 12 hours to and from a show and a filthy gas station's restroom was the ONLY place I could get a little fresher. I actually washed my face off in this place's bathroom and didn't feel clean until I got home and used an actual human bathroom to clean myself.

[A.J.]

I'd like them to be voice activated.

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[earthbrown]

I wash my hands PRIOR to pissing, and then I piss, and leave without touching anything with my hands, my cock is clean, no need to wash after pissing.



K

[instrument]

Yeah your f'n cock is clean,while baking all day inbetween pubes and your crotch.

You are a f'n animal and the reason I'm glad that bumping knuckles is an acceptable form of saying hello.

I don't mind germs at all, I do mind touching someones crotch sweat stinkfist though.

[Judge Smails]

First of all, you're the reason why I hate shaking hands with people because you think that your sweaty, cheasy cock that's been baking in your pants all day is "clean" and OK for you to handle and then walk around with that on your hands and share with the rest of the world.

Second, how do you get through the door without touching it? Are you a ghost?

EDIT: What instrument said X2

[A.J.]

I wash my hands PRIOR to pissing, and then I piss, and leave without touching anything with my hands, my cock is clean, no need to wash after pissing.

And this is why I'll never again eat bar snacks.

[Gvac]

I wash my hands PRIOR to pissing, and then I piss, and leave without touching anything with my hands, my cock is clean, no need to wash after pissing.

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[Kevin]

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X2

[Death Metal Moe]

And this is why I'll never again eat bar snacks.

Same reason I never touch unwrapped candy at a diner near the register. NO ONE uses that fucking spoon to get the mints!

[cougarjake13]

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, I still don't want to get some guy's dickcheese on my hands, thanks.

[cougarjake13]

Yea, I still don't want to get some guy's dickcheese on my hands, thanks.



yeh i agree with you on that


i wash my hands after going to the bathroom but i dont crazy about touching doors, stalls, etc. although if possible i'll sometimes shoulder or foot kick the door on the way out

[drjoek]

As long as the doors make that whoosh sound when they open. That would be so cool!

[STC-Dub]

Star Trek doors would be great. I use the foot or shoulder method where possible. If I have to touch the door I will use my right hand because I hold my fork in my left one.

[kdubya]

I have never understood the excessive fear of germs. Casual contact with different germs happen all the time. Your body is pretty good at taking care of all but the nastiest stuff.

This may be hack, but money has way more germs than a mens room door, but you don't see people handling money with paper towels.

[cougarjake13]

I have never understood the excessive fear of germs. Casual contact with different germs happen all the time. Your body is pretty good at taking care of all but the nastiest stuff.

This may be hack, but money has way more germs than a mens room door, but you don't see people handling money with paper towels.

its the jedi mind trick people play on themselves


no one thinks about how dirty and germy money is

[TheMojoPin]

its the jedi mind trick people play on themselves


no one thinks about how dirty and germy money is

Plus poop is on everything.

How about those filth factories that are our beds?

[A.J.]

This may be hack, but money has way more germs than a mens room door, but you don't see people handling money with paper towels.

The stripper glitter kills those germs.

[Hottub]

I agree with drusilla. But I'd just drop the paper on the floor.

You give your hands 2 wipes a piece, then you let the paper slide out of your hand and walk out fast. Don't run, just walk out fast.

[Death Metal Moe]

yeh i agree with you on that


i wash my hands after going to the bathroom but i dont crazy about touching doors, stalls, etc. although if possible i'll sometimes shoulder or foot kick the door on the way out

I try not to go crazy either. I understand it's mostly a mind game we play with ourselves. I will usually just wash my hands when I get home or before I eat somewhere while out and after most bathroom visits. Unless of course I was just fixing my ponytail or something stupid, that's why I said most.

[Furtherman]

They probably didn't have paper towels you could use to open the door with, but then what would you do with the spent paper towel after you were done using it?

You throw it on the floor like some germ freak I work with.

I don't get it. Just OPEN THE DOOR. There are more germs on your DESK than on the men's room door handle.

[deliciousV]

I 've also tried to keep this phobia from grabbing me, but after spending the last 4 years among the truckers, basically living in truck stops, I give up. These nasty fuckers taught me the value of automated everything. When I first hit the road I loved the various truck stop breakfast buffets, but without even trying to pay attention I started noticing these grown men exiting a stall after dropping a deuce and heading straight into the resturaunt , without washing their hands, touching the door and the various utinsels used for self service at the buffet, watching the unsuspecting patrons in line behind them serve themselves a meal using the spoons just touched by ole cock, ball, or worse hands. I very quickly swore off the buffets, and eventually pretty much ate only my own food . I have spent more time than I care to count arguing with some of these nasty asses who tried to justify their behavier. sick pricks

[Death Metal Moe]

I 've also tried to keep this phobia from grabbing me, but after spending the last 4 years among the truckers, basically living in truck stops, I give up. These nasty fuckers taught me the value of automated everything. When I first hit the road I loved the various truck stop breakfast buffets, but without even trying to pay attention I started noticing these grown men exiting a stall after dropping a deuce and heading straight into the resturaunt , without washing their hands, touching the door and the various utinsels used for self service at the buffet, watching the unsuspecting patrons in line behind them serve themselves a meal using the spoons just touched by ole cock, ball, or worse hands. I very quickly swore off the buffets, and eventually pretty much ate only my own food . I have spent more time than I care to count arguing with some of these nasty asses who tried to justify their behavier. sick pricks

Ooooof. Sorry man, hadn't even considered a trucker's lifestyle. You HAVE to use public everything while away from home.

Yea, that's rough man. Whatever it is, you're not paid enough.

[sr71blackbird]

And we men wonder why women are reluctant to suck our cocks...

[Judge Smails]

I don't get it. Just OPEN THE DOOR. There are more germs on your DESK than on the men's room door handle.

Did you read the post from the guy who washes up before going to the bathroom and not after? I've observed too many of these filthy animals in my excurisions to the wilds of the public restrooms to want to take any chances. Until I catch someone rubbing their smegma encrusted manmeat all over my desk I will beg to differ with your bacterialogical findings.

[Furtherman]

Until I catch someone rubbing their smegma encrusted manmeat all over my desk I will beg to differ with your bacterialogical findings.

OK, don't believe me, then how about a recent germ study?

Where Do Germs Lurk? New Survey Shows Most Americans Don't Know (http://uanews.org/node/9798)


Playground equipment, picnic tables, ATMs, kitchen sinks, office desks, computer keyboards, and escalator handrails are the places that are "germier" than most people think.

Sixty-four percent of the public thought that a public restroom doorknob has more germs than an ATM but -- surprise! -- ATMs have more germs

Most people are unaware that the kitchen sink is one of the germiest places in the house; it's even more contaminated with bacteria than the toilet bowl and garbage can

Most people aren't aware that their office desks, computer keyboards, and elevator buttons in their office buildings are "germier" than the toilet seat at work

Surprisingly, outdoor port-o-potties are actually cleaner than picnic tables, shopping cart handles, escalator handles, and playground equipment. Playground equipment is the dirtiest of the bunch, presenting a health danger to children. Only nine percent of respondents identified playground equipment as the germiest of outdoor items.

Another one (PDF doccument): (http://uanews.org/pdfs/germsurvey.pdf.)

In the Workplace

♣While most people are aware that the phone receiver is the germiest place in theworkplace, they are generally unaware desktops that and keyboards can also bevery dirty. People are slightly more familiar with where germs are likely to be in a work place, with two in five (43%) correctly guessing that a phone receiver has the most germs in a list of common workplace items. But, the second most common belief for the germiest workplace item were the toilet seat (25%) and the elevator button (17%), which are in fact the least germy items in the list.

You get more germs on your fingers before you even have your first shit.

[RoseBlood]

I'm as cautious about where I put my hands as the next person, I wash after I use the toilet etc.. but we've been living in a germ infested, bacteria ridden world since the dawn of time and the good majority of us, amazingly, somehow managed to survive.

[RoseBlood]

Did you read the post from the guy who washes up before going to the bathroom and not after? I've observed too many of these filthy animals in my excurisions to the wilds of the public restrooms to want to take any chances. Until I catch someone rubbing their smegma encrusted manmeat all over my desk I will beg to differ with your bacterialogical findings.

You don't know where that tulips been that you have your mouth.

Short of having any compromised immune system, most of us are healthy enough to fight off these germs without blinking a Mojo encrusted pink eye.

[TheMojoPin]

You don't know where that tulips been that you have your mouth.

Short of having any compromised immune system, most of us are healthy enough to fight off these germs without blinking a Mojo encrusted pink eye.

Goddammit.

[DolaMight]

I open the door with my cock so I don't get any filth on my hands. animals.

[TheMojoPin]

I open the door with my cock so I don't get any filth on my hands. animals.

I hereby vote to elect you president of the universe.

[Chigworthy]

I wipe my cock on the exposed toilet paper and paper towels, so I know it's clean before I handle it.

[Judge Smails]

OK, don't believe me, then how about a recent germ study?

Where Do Germs Lurk? New Survey Shows Most Americans Don't Know (http://uanews.org/node/9798)




Another one (PDF doccument): (http://uanews.org/pdfs/germsurvey.pdf.)

In the Workplace

♣While most people are aware that the phone receiver is the germiest place in theworkplace, they are generally unaware desktops that and keyboards can also bevery dirty. People are slightly more familiar with where germs are likely to be in a work place, with two in five (43%) correctly guessing that a phone receiver has the most germs in a list of common workplace items. But, the second most common belief for the germiest workplace item were the toilet seat (25%) and the elevator button (17%), which are in fact the least germy items in the list.

You get more germs on your fingers before you even have your first shit.

You have a valid point but, as I've already mentioned that I'm a germaphobe, I think that you are seriously underestimating the compulsive manner in which I maintain my desk and other personal belongings. We're not talking your average desk here. I go through Lysol wipes like Ronnie B. goes through cigars.

Oh, and I highly recomment the smegma encrusted manmeat. It's pan seared and $9.99 all this month at the Olive Garden. Also comes with a free bowl of minestrone.

[Furtherman]

You have a valid point but, as I've already mentioned that I'm a germaphobe, I think that you are seriously underestimating the compulsive manner in which I maintain my desk and other personal belongings. We're not talking your average desk here. I go through Lysol wipes like Ronnie B. goes through cigars..

I'm not underestimating at all - you keep a clean desk, that's great. It's just that too much of those cleaning wipes, hand sanitizers and even washing hands, harms your natural immune system because you cut off it's ability to fight germs - your normal everyday germs but especially new ones, foreign ones. In the long run, you'll eventually make yourself sicker by overusing such products or behavior.

So yea, be clean... but not too clean. It's not good for you.

[DolaMight]

I hereby vote to elect you president of the universe.

ohh you, you had me at galaxy...

if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party i'd stick my dick in the mashed patatas

[scottinnj]

I'd like them to be voice activated.

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DAMMIT! You touched on my idea.

I want Space: 1999 doors that open when you say "open" and close when you say "close"

Some of the chase scenes were hysterical-people running through the hallways yelling "OPEN" "CLOSE" everytime they reached a partition.

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