So I'm slightly alarmed

[utriculus!]

I woke up on the couch with no idea of how I got there, and my chick is mad at me.

I have no memory of the last 2 hours of last night.

This is a fucking clichè from AA.


What should I do? How can I investigate?

[sr71blackbird]

Seek help. Blacking out and doing stuff is a bad sign. It means you are going way overboard and sooner or later will do something really bad and regret forever.

[utriculus!]

Seek help. Blacking out and doing stuff is a bad sign. It means you are going way overboard and sooner or later will do something really bad and regret forever.

Yeah yeah yeah, this isn't an addiction forum. I don't mind being a mess, I'm trying to solve this particular riddle.

I've never lost a significant memory before. If I ever don't remember something its like "oh I don't remember laying down" or "oh yeah I forgot I ate that leftover pizza".

I'm hoping she's just mad because I passed out uselessly on the couch. I doubt I'd black out a serious argument or something.

[sailor]

i defer to lleeder

[lleeder]

i defer to lleeder

let me handle this one boys. just play the day like you normally would. don't mention anything about last night at all. if she's giving you the silent treatment she'll eventually crack and say something that will jog part of your memory. if you did something that made her mad just downplay how severe it was. don't let on that you blacked out or things will be much much worse for you.

[MC Pee Pants]

It's happened to the best of us....what were you drinking?

[ChrisTheCop]

let me handle this one boys. just play the day like you normally would. don't mention anything about last night at all. if she's giving you the silent treatment she'll eventually crack and say something that will jog part of your memory. if you did something that made her mad just downplay how severe it was. don't let on that you blacked out or things will be much much worse for you.

and if all that doesnt work, enter 866-ron-0-fez into your phone at least once every 24 hours.
Eventually someone will tell you what you did just to get you to stop.

[utriculus!]

It's happened to the best of us....what were you drinking?

TITOS!


Okay guys she woke up and laughed at this thread. Good sign.

She was just mad that I didn't get in bed with her. Phew... :innocent:

[Snoogans]

TITOS!


Okay guys she woke up and laughed at this thread. Good sign.

She was just mad that I didn't get in bed with her. Phew... :innocent:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dont most guys normally try to go fuck when they get hammered, not pass out on the couch?

[Don Stugots]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dont most guys normally try to go fuck when they get hammered, not pass out on the couch?

maybe he fucked the couch.

[utriculus!]

She didn't come out with me last night, she wanted to just chill in my apartment.

This is the story I heard: I came in the door, put my stuff down, took off my shirt and pants and curled up in the fetal position nude on the couch and immediately passed out without saying a word.


:wacko: I am so absurd when I hit that wall. It's purely because I didn't eat anything like an idiot.

:lol: at least it was nothing terrible

[ChrisTheCop]

I rarely get piss drunk in Massachusetts.
Just when I start to feel a buzz, it's 1:45am, and theyre closing the place.

Harumph.

[utriculus!]

I rarely get piss drunk in Massachusetts.
Just when I start to feel a buzz, it's 1:45am, and theyre closing the place.

Harumph.

It's true. We love to pretend we're puritanical despite being the drunkest state in the country.

Was at a house party though :tongue:

[ChrisTheCop]

Say what?!!

House party all night long.

[Enabler]

Welcome to my world. Coming home drunk from the bar and passing out on the couch (nude or otherwise) is no cause for alarm.

[joethebartender]

TITOS!


Okay guys she woke up and laughed at this thread. Good sign.

She was just mad that I didn't get in bed with her. Phew... :innocent:

I usually blame that kind of behavior on a "gravity storm" that pulled you to the floor or the couch. If that doesn't work blame a naked singularity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity) located in a wayward goldfish cracker under a piece of furniture.

[Gvac]

I came in the door, put my stuff down, took off my shirt and pants and curled up in the fetal position nude on the couch and immediately passed out without saying a word.

Pics?