R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 02-25-09

[Hottub]

Good Morning! It's gonna be one hell of a show today. You'll see.

http://images.askmen.com/dating/heidi_150/199b_dating_girl.jpg

Is your erection lasting more than 4 hours?Ask Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Come to The McDonald's baby shower! Part II (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77692)
Bowling and Waffles in PA. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77663)
Bergen Bar Night V coming soon. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77356&page=3)
Night Of The Living Bands II (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77834)
Homebrews, baby (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75112)
Start a thread about something you heard today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Head up to the studio and hang with the buddies, just like Dash did. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69230&highlight=visiting+show+live)


And....Go!!

[KingGeno]

That is yummy. She makes me wish it was Halloween for some reason.

[ToiletCrusher]

Tubby has some good pictures. Hi buddays!

[mendyweiss]

Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day

[Don Stugots]

A little late.

Happy new year to all

Hats for mod.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

TC and the boys. A new interracial Comedy.

Seems like we got a fairly new P12NP Team Member.

Introducing #5, Hailing from Somerset, PA and weighing in at an impressive 372 Lbs.

The one, the only, the real deal-make 'em squeal-smoking up the banana peals.......


http://ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=29660&dateline=1230168953&type=profileIthinksno. Ithinksno

[disneyspy]

dammit,its LENT! none of the sexay! im fightin urges over here. mornin buddays,i didnt hit the mega millions so i'll just stay inside and oh shit the new maxim comes today,guess i'll be doin pushups,todays song will be somethin unsexy like a foo fighters song

[drjoek]

dammit,its LENT! none of the sexay! im fightin urges over here. mornin buddays,i didnt hit the mega millions so i'll just stay inside and oh shit the new maxim comes today,guess i'll be doin pushups,todays song will be somethin unsexy like a foo fighters song

You better click on the first link in Tubs thread start post

This wont help you
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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Maybe a little something from when the Beatles did their Roof Top Concert.


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[ToiletCrusher]

when and where did this take place chuck?

[drjoek]

when and where did this take place chuck?

thread here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77079) explains all

[disneyspy]

ithinksno wont be hangin with your gang anymore chuck,hey i lost that food site can you PM me?

[RhinoinMN]

when and where did this take place chuck?




http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthr...=76334&page=12


Post number 287 then number 290.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

when and where did this take place chuck?
http://www.jpgr.co.uk/rt1_a.jpghttp://www.jpgr.co.uk/rt1_b.jpg

The afternoon of January 30, 1969 was when The Beatles surprised a central London office lunch crowd with an impromptu concert on the roof of their Savile Row Apple headquarters.
http://wa1.images.onesite.com/blogs.telegraph.co.uk/user/subhajit_banerjee/beatles-400.jpg?v=80000 (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/subhajit_banerjee/gallery/view_gallery.one?pid=56807997)
Before the outing was abruptly cut short by police who objected to the noise, the band (with a little help from young keyboardist Billy Preston) had managed to thrill Londoners on adjacent rooftops and the streets below with a run-through of songs they had been rehearsing with a vague album in mind. Their five-song set included Don't Let Me Down, I've Got a Feeling and Get Back - all considered classics in subsequent years.
The rooftop 'concert' was the first live gig since the band stopped touring in 1965

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

ithinksno wont be hangin with your gang anymore chuck,hey i lost that food site can you PM me?
I saw that on my user page but wasn't sure what yuou meant. I think your looking for the Forum at my website RockStarChef.org.

The link to my forum is http://myforum.rockstarchef.org/user/categories.aspx

Everyone should join up. It's the Food for thought Forum.

[ToiletCrusher]

Tubby, fix the date on the thread. Today is the 25th not Sunday the 15th.

[disneyspy]

I saw that on my user page but wasn't sure what yuou meant. I think your looking for the Forum at my website RockStarChef.org.

The link to my forum is http://myforum.rockstarchef.org/user/categories.aspx

Everyone should join up. It's the Food for thought Forum.

ok got it,thx

[disneyspy]

Tubby, fix the date on the thread. Today is the 25th not Sunday the 15th.

looks like that 10 day delay finally went into effect

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

You guys like my new pillow?

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies :bye:

Nice pic Tub!! :clap:

[styckx]

:smoke:

[Friday]

You guys like my new pillow?

you are a psychopath.


morning, fuckos! :bye:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hi Anc.

[Hottub]

You guys like my new pillow?

Are they for sale yet?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

you are a psychopath.
:bye:

Let's Date then.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Are they for sale yet?
I can get more made, but they cost me $18.00 each. I'de be happy to do it for a price of $25.00. A little extra for the postage and time spent.

[ToiletCrusher]

You guys like my new pillow?

there's going to bite marks in that soon I imagine. Can I buy one?

[ANC]

Hi Anc.

Yo Chuck! How's bid-ness?

[disneyspy]

You guys like my new pillow?

haha thats fuckin awesome

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Well, the RockStarCHef Personal Chef Business never even got one customer. My marketing Campaign was lousy. But I do have a job now. Cooking at a Rest. called Sunny Point Cafe in Asheville NC.

Seems as if I should of went into the Pillow case Business.

[KingGeno]

Chuck. You must send that to Ron, and let him know you had it made. You creep Fez out like no other.

Please call the show today, and tell him he sleeps with you every night.

[ANC]

Well, the RockStarCHef Personal Chef Business never even got one customer. My marketing Campaign was lousy. But I do have a job now. Cooking at a Rest. called Sunny Point Cafe in Asheville NC.

Seems as if I should of went into the Pillow case Business.

Pillow Case business? Who takes there pillows with them when they travel? :wacko:

[ToiletCrusher]

Pillow Case business? Who takes there pillows with them when they travel? :wacko:

I do, but mine has eye holes cut out.

[Hottub]

Chuck. You must send that to Ron, and let him know you had it made. You creep Fez out like no other.

Please call the show today, and tell him he sleeps with you every night.

HAHA! Fez will be so creeped out!

Be dialing, Lenny!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Pillow Case business? Who takes there pillows with them when they travel? :wacko:
I agree, I see people getting planes with them. In there car on a bus. Just use the ones were your going. They'll be fine.

And they can shove their hypoallergenic pillows right in a trash can full of pollen.

[Don Stugots]

Pillow Case business? Who takes there pillows with them when they travel? :wacko:

I know a few people that. One is even on the board here.

[ANC]

I do, but mine has eye holes cut out.

sure... eye holes.. :laugh:

[Friday]

Chuck. You must send that to Ron, and let him know you had it made. You creep Fez out like no other.

Please call the show today, and tell him he sleeps with you every night.

i second this emotion.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

[hammersavage]

Morning buddy girl and everyone else

[ANC]

http://www.getgreatcodes.com/graphics/funny/5/funnypic044.gif

[barjockey]

awwww Buddies

[Insult-Guy]

It seems as if ANC is happy today.

Well, you're about as good looking as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pit bull Terrier..

[drjoek]

It seems as if ANC is happy today.

Well, you're about as good looking as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pit bull Terrier..

I hope Insult guys stays for a while

[ANC]

Todays' Song is is Sackcloth & Ashes by MTX

[drjoek]

Todays song is MTX - Sackcloth & Ashes

Nobody can beat ANC!!

[Insult-Guy]

I hope Insult guys stays for a whileYOur the worstest fucking ever!!

And oh yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

[styckx]

http://i42.tinypic.com/1h6k9z.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I am blown the fuck away by this opening, this song was on my mp3 player 10 minutes ago.

[Insult-Guy]

This song stinks like a cadaver.

[ANC]

It seems as if ANC is happy today.

Well, you're about as good looking as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pit bull Terrier..

Wow! Insult Guy's surly..

[disneyspy]

cool song,my maxim came today,eliza dushku is on the cover in bra and panties,this is gonna be along 40 days

[barjockey]

<<<<<<:huh:never will fly again

[drjoek]

Boppers

Im ready for work out Wednesday

[Insult-Guy]

Wow! Insult Guy's surly..


I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

[Friday]

cool song,my maxim came today,eliza dushku is on the cover in bra and panties,this is gonna be along 40 days

are you trying to best HotTub in the creepy department?

[Hottub]

Huh?

[disneyspy]

are you trying to best HotTub in the creepy department?

prude and prude

[barjockey]

smile = wants anal:glurps:

[PD]

cool song,my maxim came today,eliza dushku is on the cover in bra and panties,this is gonna be along 40 days

I told ya it was good.

Afternoon all

[Indifference Guy]

I hope Insult guys stays for a while


Stay or go, it doesn't really matter to me.

[chili]

Yes! Message board characters are HYSTERICAL!

[ANC]

smile = wants anal:glurps:

alright there, smiley..

[Servo]

Buddies... what's happening?

[Insult-Guy]

Afternoon all Shut the Hell up!!!

Yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[ToiletCrusher]

what does it mean when women just snarl at you?

[Friday]

i guess Hearustalk is down since all the weird characters have landed here....

[KnoxHarrington]

Ronnie is treading so closely to "She asked for it" territory here.

[Hottub]

what does it mean when women just snarl at you?

Better than mace.

[barjockey]

Ronnie's making me blush

[ANC]

Buddies... what's happening?

Oh! what up fancy pants.

[Friday]

what does it mean when women just snarl at you?

they may be eying you as supper.

[ToiletCrusher]

Better than mace.

mace followed the snarl.

[Insult-Guy]

Yes! Message board characters are HYSTERICAL!

Hey!! they made a song about your weight, 8675309

[~Katja~]

add the greeks into that list... they overestimate any friendliness too

[A.J.]

I'm the guy Ron just spoke of.

[ToiletCrusher]

add the greeks into that list... they overestimate any friendliness too

from boys?

[Fatwreck86]

.

[mrniceguy]

i smile all the time

[ANC]

add the greeks into that list... they overestimate any friendliness too

Look where that got 'em..

http://www.filecluster.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/trojan-horse.jpg

[barjockey]

:wub:

[ToiletCrusher]

ok buddays. I have to go whore myself out on the streets for a while. Back soon!

[ANC]

ok buddays. I have to go whore myself out on the streets for a while. Back soon!

Remember, no kissing..

[Friday]

I'm the guy Ron just spoke of.

i don't believe it for a second. you are adoorable.


and like this caller, i tend to walk around in certain areas making no eye contact, even though i am not a small person. however, the minority male sees any kind of eye contact from a hispanic chick and it's like you are inviting them to your place. :thumbdown:

[Fatwreck86]

I love Dave

[mrniceguy]

we midwesterners smile,nod,wave,say "hi" and enjoy bein nice to each other,its nice

[barjockey]

I love ESD's Philosophies.

[Misteriosa]

add the greeks into that list... they overestimate any friendliness too

this is why i dont smile at people in the street. every street corner has some loser trying to grab a girls attetion with cat calling. some small form of acknowledgement of being alive seems to invite him to follow you along the street then call you a "skank ass bitch" when you indicate non-interest.

[Friday]

ok buddays. I have to go whore myself out on the streets for a while. Back soon!

good luck, babushka boy! :wink:

[ANC]

I'm the guy Ron just spoke of.

I'm a bit of the reverse. I'm usually clueless if a chick is flirting with me..

[A.J.]

i don't believe it for a second. you are adoorable.

Thanks but I meant that I can't read a smile. I assume it's just courtesy -- or my fly is down. I'd love to know how many opportunities I squandered in my life because I can't read smiles/signals?

[Furtherman]

It's no problem to distinguish from a friendly smile and an interested smile.

Know your limits.

[styckx]

I think Fez is right here, men think with their dicks at bars, women don't think with their pussy at bars, a girl smiles at you, she's just being socially normal in a public setting.

[Hottub]

Dudes get worked up way too easily. Get over yourselves, fellas.

[ANC]

we midwesterners smile,nod,wave,say "hi" and enjoy bein nice to each other,its nice

Looks like we got a trouble-maker here.

[epo]

Have people ever heard of nuance? Just because a chick shows you an ounce of positivity doesn't mean that she wants you.

There is a line of nice and "really nice".

[KnoxHarrington]

Have people ever heard of nuance? Just because a chick shows you an ounce of positivity doesn't mean that she wants you.

There is a line of nice and "really nice".

Maybe these chicks should wear burqas to keep there from being any unintentional message.

[mrniceguy]

Looks like we got a trouble-maker here.

oh i even like bein nice to messageboarders and those crappy CT callers
and we midwesterners fuck like wolverines

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

we midwesterners smile,nod,wave,say "hi" and enjoy bein nice to each other,its nice
Welcome to the board buddy.

WHat you doing for page 12? Wanna post the daily nude pic?

[barjockey]

I work in bars and we all smile to make people feel comfy. We're not hitting on everyone.:dry:

[A.J.]

Maybe these chicks should wear burqas to keep there from being any unintentional message.

You mock but that's seriously part of the reason they do it.

[JimmieHats]

buddays!

[burrben]

a marty reference. im lovin it

[Furtherman]

Fez just had a softball and missed it.


A Marty reference Ron? How old are you?

[A.J.]

I work in bars and we all smile to make people feel comfy. We're not hitting on everyone.:dry:

Fucking teases!

[KnoxHarrington]

You mock but that's seriously part of the reason they do it.

Oh yes. The Taliban would swear up and down they were protecting women from the reactions of men, who, obviously, can't control themselves.

Ronnie's batting around a very dangerous idea here. I don't think he's going too far, of course, but it's the same sort of thinking.

[mrniceguy]

Welcome to the board buddy.

WHat you doing for page 12? Wanna post the daily nude pic?

well thank you mr cook,that sounds nice,i'll google now

[epo]

Maybe these chicks should wear burqas to keep there from being any unintentional message.

Great....these creeps are gonna drive chicks to burqas and make me learn a whole new non-verbal set of cues.

[KnoxHarrington]

Great....these creeps are gonna drive chicks to burqas and make me learn a whole new non-verbal set of cues.

Then women will have to just stay inside. Because, obviously, men can't control themselves in any way.

[burrben]

wait, porn doesnt translate to real life?

[Furtherman]

well thank you mr cook,that sounds nice,i'll google now

Ignore that man!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

well thank you mr cook,that sounds nice,i'll google now
Makesure it's on page 12. And make it classy for God's Sake.

We're Gentleman here.

[epo]

Seriously....who doesn't get laid working at a bar or restaurant? Those places are a madhouse!

[A.J.]

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_19.jpg

[ANC]

That caller is absolutely right about Southern girls and Northeast guys..

[Furtherman]

I work in bars and we all smile to make people feel comfy. We're not hitting on everyone.:dry:

The girls I've bartended with had so many guys who were in love with them.

I enjoyed telling them they had no shot. After a few weeks of them buying drinks of course. Most would still stick around anyway.

[KnoxHarrington]

That caller is absolutely right about Southern girls and Northeast guys..

Yeah, he nailed it. And that's why I am not with Ronnie here.

[Misteriosa]

i had a situation similar to the waitress one, but it was when i was in a dance group. the teacher would give us dance routines that we had to play up. somewhere along the line, he thought i was interested in his halitosified self. (i know there is no such word).

i didnt particpate in his class after that.

[DOHO@HOME]

Dudes get worked up way too easily. Get over yourselves, fellas.

We can't we are just dogs, all of my friends are fuckin animal's and the poor women that take the hits..........sorry to all women.

[epo]

That caller is absolutely right about Southern girls and Northeast guys..

Don't tell Gvac!

[Misteriosa]

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_19.jpg

HA! loved that episode :laugh:

[Fatwreck86]

I love how Ron is always like "well i got my own radio show"

[A.H.J]

Whats wrong with the Jews?!?!?!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

And just think......

I thought that Fezzie and I had something between us....

Something Special.


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/031.jpg

[Misteriosa]

my sister worked in a strip club as a bartender. ronnie laid out the scenario that those girls played out perectly.

[barjockey]

Whats wrong with the Jews?!?!?!

too busy controlling the media:king:

[mrniceguy]

And just think......

I thought that Fezzie and I had something between us....

Something Special.


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/031.jpg

oh you're that guy,well you seem nice to fez,you should call him and say hello with a smile in your voice

[ANC]

That mentality is "I'd like to fuck the bitch right out of her" as a revenge thing. That's why sometimes the bitch act don't work.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

oh you're that guy,well you seem nice to fez,you should call him and say hello with a smile in your voice
I tried to call in, but they let me go. :down: Put me on hold, then let me go.:sad:

First he rejects my Valentine, now this. I'm not afraid to tell you that it hurts.

It hurts bad. In my heart.

[RhinoinMN]

Hello buddays!

Sorry to hear that Chuck. You're aces in my book.

Maybe you should make a pillow case of your last avatar.:wub:

[ANC]

"That's sexual harassment, if you don't stop I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear"

Oh, no TC... right.. :sad:

[chili]

No surprise that Colin Cowherd has a learning disability that guy is a dumb fucking cunt.

[Chuck Norris]

ewwwwwwwww, fez's bedroom

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hello buddays!

Sorry to hear that Chuck. You're aces in my book.

Maybe you should make a pillow case of your last avatar.:wub:

Sexy Body surfing Rhino rocks my world!!!!!!
http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/n1241915610_328310_635.jpg

[burrben]

i hope fez has a rape whistle

[MacVittie]

Todays' Song is is Sackcloth & Ashes by MTX

That's "The Mr. T Experience" for you pop-punkers, off of their 1996 album "Love Is Dead"

[drjoek]

Please tell me that Dave and Hicks are not representative of the general population

[Friday]

ok ... i am starting to shift over towards Knoxy's point of view.

yeah... a woman needs to be aware of what she is giving off... but it's not our job to act like nuns in order to protect ourselves. men need to take some damn responsibility, ron.

(i like using a person's name against them)

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Who's in your Avatar Dr. Joe K.?

[burrben]

i just realized no one ever smiles at me :unsure:

[KnoxHarrington]

ok ... i am starting to shift over towards Knoxy's point of view.

yeah... a woman needs to be aware of what she is giving off... but it's not our job to act like nuns in order to protect ourselves. men need to take some damn responsibility, ron.

(i like using a person's name against them)

Exactly. Isn't Ronnie always Mr. "No excuses for what you do" anyway?

[TjM]

Please tell me that Dave and Hicks are not representative of the general population

I'm going to go with no on that one

[drjoek]

Who's in your Avatar Dr. Joe K.?

http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2140240&postcount=24


The New East side Doug

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2140240#post2140240

[Chuck Norris]

Is it page 12 yet?

[Don Stugots]

i just realized no one ever smiles at me :unsure:

Ha! Me too.

[mrniceguy]

Is it page 12 yet?

I wish!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Is it page 12 yet?
Half way there buddy. Counting on you today Mr. Norris.

BTW- I heard a rumor that Zeus and God battled on your back once. Is that true?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I myself am very happy about the Richter-Conan reunion.

[ANC]

When Andy Richter was on Conan back in the day, I really like the back and forth between them..

[burrben]

i love andy richter

huzzah!!!

[Chuck Norris]

Half way there buddy. Counting on you today Mr. Norris.

BTW- I heard a rumor that Zeus and God battled on your back once. Is that true?

Tis indeed true sir. All of the weapons used were forged from the locks of my beard.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

When Andy Richter was on Conan back in the day, I really like the back and forth between them..
The starring contests were the best.

[mrniceguy]

rickter? almost killed her

[Friday]

I myself am very happy about the Richter-Conan reunion.

i can't see anyone Not being happy about it.
They were a great fit and Richter basically went nowhere after leaving.
i am looking forward to seeing how it works out.

[ANC]

I call 'em whirleybirds..

[Chuck Norris]

Erickson aircrane retard

[RhinoinMN]

When Andy Richter was on Conan back in the day, I really like the back and forth between them..

Me too. I was really disappointed when he left.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Tis indeed true sir. All of the weapons used were forged from the locks of my beard.
Holy Crap!!!!

[KingGeno]

The CH-53E Super Stallion holds up to 55 people in it. Not 5 or 6 dave.

[RhinoinMN]

The starring contests were the best.

In the year 2000.:lol:

[Chuck Norris]

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/helicopters/size/v12_01.jpg

[MisterSmith]

Fez is completely wrong on this - Andy Richter is best as a side-man or supporting character.

His humor is a little weird for most people so helming a show was "too much Andy" for some people to deal with. I liked his shows but I can see how the humor went past a lot of people.

[ANC]

Tis indeed true sir. All of the weapons used were forged from the locks of my beard.

So you're saying 2 men were sword-fighting on your back? :blink:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

rickter? almost killed her
Ding, Ding.

[burrben]

mary jo businessman sounds hott

[A.J.]

We can covert these Dave.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/CH-47_2.jpg

[comp_atkins]

is dave a fucking idiot? they have huge choppers now...
http://www.worldwide-military.com/Military%20Heli%27s/Middel-grootte%20helikopters%20plaatjes/Groot/ChinookNL_006.htm

[RhinoinMN]

How about Sacramento, Dave?

[burrben]

In the year 2000.:lol:

one of my favorite bits ever

[RhinoinMN]

Later buddies. Gotta go cut some wood.

[Chuck Norris]

So you're saying 2 men were sword-fighting on your back? :blink:

In so many words, yes.:smoke:

[Solace666]

We can covert these Dave.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/CH-47_2.jpg

My girlfriend was a day to day nurse for the gentleman who invented these... he just died last year I believe

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Later buddies. Gotta go cut some wood.
Chop, Chop.

[Friday]

i just got a price quote for a car going to a wedding about an hour away on saturday night cause i don't want my friend or i to drive drunk haha.

$200 for 2 people not including tip for a regular limo, but they might upgrade (at no charge) to an Escalade if they have one. that's decent, right?

wheeeeeee

[burrben]

"silent? ill be laughing" :lol::lol::lol:

[comp_atkins]

dave just invented a bridge.

[drjoek]

or what we call a "bridge"

[Friday]

dave just invented a bridge.

:lol:

i have the most incredulous look on my face. ridiculous!

[BrodieBanky]

The Russians have the largest helicoptor in the world. I think it can carry around 80 combat troops, which would probably be about 100 in civilian mode. There is a limit to the physical size of the chopper is limited by the max. size of the rotor.

DAMN...Ronny just beat me to it!!!!:furious:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I disagree,Bridges don't float. I think Dave is on to something.

It can be moved from harbor to harbor brought in to dock for repairs.

Sounds good.

[epo]

shandals?

The boy is crazy.

[mrniceguy]

shandels would be nice in the summer time

[KingGeno]

Already around:


http://www.sandrarose.com/images2/nat-2-01.jpg
http://www.sandrarose.com/images2/nat-2-03.jpg

[BrodieBanky]

Did I fall asleep and wake up to an infomercial?

[Servo]

So is this essentially a convertible shoe?

[burrben]

think how much more jesus couldve done if he had shandals

[Diggy]

I'd rather have a pair of flipflops in my back pocket then carry around the front of my "shandles".

[Friday]

Shurse! :lol:

[barjockey]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2667086455_cb73f9cd0b.jpg?v=0

[chili]

You know, when Dave rambles on about this shit, it doesn't do him any good in defending himself against those who thinks he just forces inane shit in an attempt at grabbing airtime.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Does Dave smoke Weed?

[sailor]

Dave stole the shoe bag from me at his birthday party!

[BrodieBanky]

Dave invented the Shoe Holster! For safe Concel Carry of your shoes!

[mrniceguy]

ive invented tampon earings for women that dont want to carry a purse

[ANC]

I've just received a patent for a Turkey Trot Pillow.

[timhorton]

Hey Buddays....quiet eh?

[barjockey]

On a lighter note The Mardi Gras is off and running w/7 shot.

[Drunky McBetidont]

good afternoon people,

dave is a maniac.:wacko:

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm concerned that I'm going to need a bag specifically designed to store all of these bags that I need to buy.

[mrniceguy]

i invented a pillowcase you can shit in if you get the turkey trots,its got a picture of a coupla fairy nice guys on it

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm concerned that I'm going to need a bag specifically designed to store all of these bags that I need to buy.

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[Chuck Norris]

Gotta go, so page 12 is early today!!!!

[ANC]

I've just received a patent for a Turkey Trot Pillow.

i invented a pillowcase you can shit in if you get the turkey trots,its got a picture of a coupla fairy nice guys on it

You'll be hearing from my lawyer...

[Drunky McBetidont]

are there really a bunch of ladies out there looking for "wow" signs? i have never been flashed by a chick who saw my wow sign

[Friday]

uh oh
epo's gonna be so pissed

:ohmy:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I've just received a patent for a Turkey Trot Pillow.
You Son of a Bitch!!!!

We all know that the patent for that Pillow is mine.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/032.jpg

Or should I call you Edison. You theif.

[ANC]

You Son of a Bitch!!!!

We all know that the patent for that Pillow is mine.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/032.jpg

Or should I call you Edison. You theif.

Take it up with the US Patent Office bub! :smoke:

[mrniceguy]

ronfez.net is the nicest

[ToiletCrusher]

Chuck Norris, we hardly knew thee!

[dino_electropolis]

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KNOX!!!!!


Well done, sir. Mr. Show is my all time favorite "sketch" comedy show.

Damn shame that Senator Tankerbell got them yanked of da ayer!

[ANC]

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/03/09/122770_5.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

ohhh, ohhhhhh you, you........

http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/%7Ebb/dg/SelfDefence/Strikes/fist1.jpg

[KingGeno]

Great job, Chuck Norris.

[mrniceguy]

You Son of a Bitch!!!!

We all know that the patent for that Pillow is mine.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/032.jpg

Or should I call you Edison. You theif.

hey that looks like the pillow case i invented to shit in and then wipe your ass with,its called the "trots and wipe case"

[Edwin]

Oh man...the mods are not gonna like this page. Holy Moses.

[KingGeno]

Cool. Get to go to lunch during this interview. :thumbup:

[dino_electropolis]

Great job, Chuck Norris.

Yeah, Chuck Norris for president....or at the very least, Mod.


I am glad someone went to the task of putting Alba's head on a smokin body. Thannnnnnk u!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Chuck Norris, we hardly knew thee!
It nice to have a man as strong as Chuck Norris on the P12NP Team.

I hear bye give him the #6.

Chuck Norris P12NP Team Member #6.

The revolution rolls on. Prepare yourself for the end my friends.

[dino_electropolis]

Is this Earl in disguise?

[mrniceguy]

Chuck Norris, we hardly knew thee!

Great job, Chuck Norris.

dry snitchin is still snitchin,earls back!

[ToiletCrusher]

If mods only worked for ronfez.net and not have other competing jobs, this issue would be resolved already.

[ANC]

not enough people named Elvis nowadays...

[KingGeno]

If mods only worked for ronfez.net and not have other competing jobs, this issue would be resolved already.

Issue? Hmm.

And are you going for the RonFez.net poster of the week? All I see are posts from you all over the place.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

If mods only worked for ronfez.net and not have other competing jobs, this issue would be resolved already.Can't wait till they open this forum up at their NSFW Jobs.


MWhahhahhha

[Edwin]

Posting to get to page 10.

Might as well...this guy is about as dynamic as a piece of loose leaf paper.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Quick to the next page.

[dino_electropolis]

If mods only worked for ronfez.net and not have other competing jobs, this issue would be resolved already.

It seems they dont have other competing jobs after all.

C Ya soon, Chuck!

[Friday]

Is this Earl in disguise?

i was thinking the same thing.
some phrases are identical to the way Earl talks.

if he starts any sentences with "no" we are in trouble...

[Edwin]

This is like Earl on Ritalin.

[drjoek]

Elvis Mitchell wasn't interesting last time he was on.

Ok, I admit I'm being negative against the guests this time

[mrniceguy]

the stutter gave it away this is earl

[ToiletCrusher]

Issue? Hmm.

And are you going for the RonFez.net poster of the week? All I see are posts from you all over the place.

Well, I am working in an open setting research type office currently. If I were at home, I could care less.

And, if there is a poster of the week award, I'd sure like to be considered.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

It seems they dont have other competing jobs after all.

C Ya soon, Chuck!hehe. That's old AJ on the spot. Hitting the buttons and taking down Characters.

[dino_electropolis]

i was thinking the same thing.
some phrases are identical to the way Earl talks.

if he starts any sentences with "no" we are in trouble...

I'm waiting to hear the Midnight Rider theme music and chants of "Sapphire"!

[ToiletCrusher]

hehe. That's old AJ on the spot. Hitting the buttons and taking down Characters.

It's so hard to take you as the wild child with that adorable avatar of yours.

[dino_electropolis]

Frearlin?


Has the tonality of Earl, with the douche chill inducing boringness of Franklin.


Frearlin.

[drjoek]

Elvis Mitchell is a pretty cool guy, very accomplished but he is boring as hell
Sorry

[ToiletCrusher]

Frearlin?


Has the tonality of Earl, with the douche chill inducing boringness of Franklin.


Frearlin.

with a little Terminator 2 sytle photoshopping with a picture of earl and a picture of franklyn, you would have the best ever board character.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

It's so hard to take you as the wild child with that adorable avatar of yours.
You mean this one.

The Picture of my Turkey Trot Pillow with Fezzie and I on it from the Thanksgiving Day walk we had last year to support breast Cancer and Children's Hearts.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/031.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

You mean this one.

The Picture of my Turkey Trot Pillow with Fezzie and I on it from the Thanksgiving Day walk we had last year to support breast Cancer and Children's Hearts.



Sad really, I never got to see the original picture.

[Dash77]

He really does stammer like Earl but with more confidence

[KingGeno]

I hear his hearts gettin' heavy.

[dino_electropolis]

with a little Terminator 2 sytle photoshopping with a picture of earl and a picture of franklyn, you would have the best ever board character.

Will work on it tonite, and be posting under that name by tomorrow.

[ANC]

You mean this one.

The Picture of my Turkey Trot Pillow with Fezzie and I on it from the Thanksgiving Day walk we had last year to support breast Cancer and Children's Hearts.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/031.jpg

ehem.. you wanna get sued?

[Solace666]

Pendulum?

[ToiletCrusher]

I hear his hearts gettin' heavy.

his blood's gettin cold.

[drjoek]

I hear his hearts gettin' heavy.

My eyelids are getting heavy

[Dash77]

The Panglaim is gonna get you

[Friday]

he said the pendulum is swinging back (the other way.)

:)

[Edwin]

This interview is brought to you by the letter "Z".

Oh, and porn.com.