Prostitute or Porn Star?

[lleeder]

What would you rather find out about your significant other? That they were a pornstar or a prostitute before you met them? This was a topic that was discussed on the show today for those of you that might think this question is coming out of nowhere.

[ToiletCrusher]

neither. they both disgust me.

[weekapaugjz]

Porn star

[KingGeno]

No way prostitute, but it would depend on the type of porn she starred in.

[ToiletCrusher]

No way prostitute, but it would depend on the type of porn she starred in.

all anal invasion starring the Harlem Globetrotters?

[lleeder]

neither. they both disgust me.

You have to find out one of those. This is a negative choice sitiuation so pick.

[ToiletCrusher]

You have to find out one of those. This is a negative choice sitiuation so pick.

Fine. I pick porn star, they seem to know moves that others don't.

[drjoek]

I can't see much of an upside in a prostitute. At least a porn star wants sex to last a while. A prostitute is all about getting the happy ending over with.

[weekapaugjz]

all anal invasion starring the Harlem Globetrotters?

That means she's a goer. Good times will be had.

[drjoek]

Plus a prostitute is going to insist on a condom.

[ToiletCrusher]

Plus a prostitute is going to insist on money first.


Fixed. Do your patients pay first as well?

[Sarge]

I have to go with porn star.

[drjoek]

Fixed. Do your patients pay first as well?

Yes

[ToiletCrusher]

Yes

made for one another then.

[midwestjeff]

Plus a prostitute is going to insist on a condom.

Not always.

[MC Pee Pants]

Prostitute, this way I know she's shamed and I can hold it over her head and make her mine.

Plus prostitutes usually just sleep with losers, not strong cocked studs who fuck for hours and hours....mmmmm

[SP1!]

You have to find out one of those. This is a negative choice sitiuation so pick.

Yes, I think hes choosing the super secret option number 3) Kicking the bitch out

[SP1!]

Prostitute, this way I know she's shamed and I can hold it over her head and make her mine.

Plus prostitutes usually just sleep with losers, not strong cocked studs who fuck for hours and hours....mmmmm
I have known a couple of escorts, they sleep with hundreds of men a year and one of them was sleeping with a CEO and a senator.

Oh and she was coked up and fucking crazy as hell.

[instrument]

Whichever one doesn't have herpes.

[TheMojoPin]

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[MachoNacho]

For awhile I could live with it knowing she was a slutty porn star, but no way a dirty hooker.

[JAH1013]

I would have to go Porn Star. Prostitutes are strung out and bang anyone with cash. Porn stars are respectible professionals with a resume.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Porn Star, they have a union 401k and a Inter Porn Company Softball Game

[underdog]

Porn star. And hopefully involving some sort of fisting.

[Gvac]

Both shall burn for all eternity in the fiery depths of Hell. Sins of the flesh are not looked upon kindly by our heavenly Father.

[Ritalin]

Prostitute.

I have a close friend who was a prostitute in Amsterdam. She's Dutch. She's also incredibly gorgeous, and not in a slutty, hot chic thread kind of way. Just tall and beautiful.

She worked in a window, and could pick and chose who she slept with and she made a ton of money. I haven't asked her if she's proud of what she did now - she has a family and a great straight job now - but at the very least she got out of it with her dignity and her health intact.

[TheMojoPin]

To all the winners dimissing "the whores," please remember that this scenario entails your dumbfuck ass being in a serious relationship with this woman and having no clue as to what she does on the side.

[ToiletCrusher]

To all the winners dimissing "the whores," please remember that this scenario entails your dumbfuck ass being in a serious relationship with this woman and having no clue as to what she does on the side.

more like what she does in the sack!!

[TheMojoPin]

more like what she does in the sack!!

Be grateful she's willing to even be near you.

Creep.

[Gvac]

Be grateful she's willing to even be near you.

Creep.

Maybe you didn't hear...http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HyyDHyAwI6k/SSBdrftmDVI/AAAAAAAAD0Y/Jok7RIy5NM8/s400/god+hates+fags.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Be grateful she's willing to even be near you.

Creep.

the hypothetical relationship girlfriend?

[Fallon]

Porn Star by far. Hookers are gross.

[made cummsies]

if they were still active in their particular vocation then I'd pick porn star

if retired then couldn't give a shit.....I've fucked hookers and porn stars so would be rather hypocritical of me to judge

[underdog]

Who would you rather bang, though?

[made cummsies]

without a doubt and unequivocally the whore!!!

prostitutes know all the tricks (no pun intended) and if they're good at their job aren't afraid to get a little freaky, they're also some of the nicest and most genuine people I've ever met with no hangups

[A.J.]

I've never had a porn star before.

[TripleSkeet]

Unless it was strictly lesbian porn Id say neither. They are basically the same thing.

[skyscraper]

porn star. they are pretty rigorous about policing the spread of disease, more than prostitutes.

[disneyspy]

this aint even close,if you're datin a hot porn star you get to tell your buds "ya i'm fuckin that" but if your datin a prostitute you may as well tell people you're a scumbag pimp.i dated a dancer for awhile and after dart league me and my buds would stop by the club occasionally,no way i'd take them down to a street corner to hang out

[sailor]

prostitute no doubt. call girl rather than hunt's point street walker.

and they really are the same, to the guy who posted that. i mean, it's illegal to pay for sex. but if you pay for sex and videotape it...all of a sudden it's kosher?

[Furtherman]

porn star. they are pretty rigorous about policing the spread of disease, more than prostitutes.

Yep. Porn is regulated. For the most part.

[Mullenax]

I'd be concerned about the "watchability" that's available to everyone, but I'd rather date a male ex-porn star than a male prostitute. Male prostitutes never get it on with hot chicks, ever, and the disease thing.

[lleeder]

This thread really needs this.
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[thejives]

I'm sure someone out there married a prostitute and started their own porn business.

And I'm sure they're very happy.

[sailor]

Yep. Porn is regulated. For the most part.

even with the current gonzo, pro-am boom?

[scottinnj]

Porn Star, by far.
Then there would be no more excuses like "I don't do that"
Yes you do-so practice on me.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Def. porn star cuz they get tested once a month....the hooker will just try and steal your stuff once the heroin wears off.

[MC Pee Pants]

Get a hold of yourselves, they are definitely the same thing. Show me a porn star who works for free, or doesn't start fucking 8 guys on the way down when she starts getting a little worn, or does MILF porn when shes clearly not a MILF or even mature looking. Money will make a bitch do anything. Im still going prostitute becasue maybe she'll know where the good drugs are.

[Sinestro]

I will go with prostitute (like a call girl). At least I don't have visual evidence of what they did before they met me, although I'll always wonder and my friends or family wouldn't know (hopefully she was retired, if she wasn't then I don't know if I'd still go out with her). With a pornstar, you don't have to imagine what they did since it's on video and it's out there. It would be kind of awkward that my friends would know her delicate features and stuff. And they would be trying to see if she would let them tap it since they would think that since she's a pornstar she may let it happen. If it was early on in the relationship I would probably dump her, but if I was with her for awhile and found out later she was a pornstar I don't know.

[earthbrown]

porn for sure!!!!

I would love to have dirty movies of my girlfriend!!!



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[RoseBlood]

Def. porn star cuz they get tested once a month....the hooker will just try and steal your stuff once the heroin wears off.
You need to get a higher class of hookers, say Norway where prostitution is legal and they get health insurance and a nice benefits and pension package (i think?). :unsure:

[Marc with a c]

fuck norway. goddamn square heads.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

To all the winners dimissing "the whores," please remember that this scenario entails your dumbfuck ass being in a serious relationship with this woman and having no clue as to what she does on the side.

Goddamn it, why didn't I listen to my intuition and read what Mojo had to say BEFORE I voted? Now I'm sorry I went with the herd. I just like the idea of being with someone who actually does all those funky moves.

Oh wait, either situation is a horrorshow relationship if the girl hasn't straightened herself out yet. Let's see, both can have STDs check... and drug addiction check... booze problems check... single parent issues check... legal issues check... psychiatrist bills check... I don't see much difference.

I will say... I've had friends in both fields. Never seemed like bad people to me. Maybe a lil' different, but whatever. What's in the past is past.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Get a hold of yourselves, they are definitely the same thing. Show me a porn star who works for free, or doesn't start fucking 8 guys on the way down when she starts getting a little worn, or does MILF porn when shes clearly not a MILF or even mature looking. Money will make a bitch do anything. Im still going prostitute becasue maybe she'll know where the good drugs are.

By this logic, every girl I've ever bought dinner for before the dirty deed was a hooker. Original thought # 88

[RMPGP]

Porn Star. But like everything in life, "it depends". If she did elaborate 500 man gang bangs dozens of times versus doing one john. Or if she did over 10,000 johns versus one tiny movie. Ultimately if the woman is right it shouldn't matter either way, the past is the past, fuck it.