Oscars 2009 Watching/Discussion Thread

[hammersavage]

The big show stars at 8:30 pm on ABC with your host Hugh Jackman.

I'm more excited than any straight man should be. I watch more movies than anyone and tonight is the culmination of awards season. I'm a big fan of it all.

My winners predictions are Slumdog, Penn, Hathaway in an upset, Ledger, Viola Davis.

I think Jackman is a pretty talented dude and he supposedly did a good job hosting the Tony awards last year.

Let's get this show started already, there isn't a star to be seen yet.

[MacVittie]

Is there a site that will live-update the winners? I'm at work til 11 and won't be able to watch a lot of the awards.

[hammersavage]

http://www.eonline.com/ and http://www.oscar.com/ will both update throughout the night.

Or this very thread should be a good place.

[Friday]

I'm excited! :clap:

[cougarjake13]

i never got into the whole awards watching thing

im curious to see who wins but not enough to watch it live

[hammersavage]

im curious to see who wins but not enough to watch it live

I'm curious to see if it'll be Benjamin Button at Oscar geh geh geh

Milk better not spoil at Oscar geh geh geh

[Fallon]

I'm excited! :clap:

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

[OGC]

I'm excited! :clap:

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

I was thinking nipples too when Lady Friday mentioned that she was excited but had to take care of something that came up before I could respond.

[hammersavage]

I'm almost as excited for the gay Superbowl as I was the actual one.

[hammersavage]

Half hour til show time!

[hammersavage]

Playing the part of Fez: Tim Gunn

[hammersavage]

Diane Lane is 44 and is still so freaking hot

[Friday]

<3 Tim Gunn


btw, does Diane Lane age? she is even more stunning than she was at the beginning of her career.




EDIT: haha Jinx, hammer! :p

[hammersavage]

You said it better, lady

[brettmojo]

btw, does Diane Lane age? she is even more stunning than she was at the beginning of her career.
Her and Marisa Tomei... http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6598/homerda4.jpg

Both 44 by the way, 64 was a very good year.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Her and Marisa Tomei...

Both 44 by the way, 64 was a very good year.
Yes it was!

[IamFogHat]

RonFez.net, your place for Oscar coverage, a-geh-geh-geh.

[GreatAmericanZero]

after seeing "The Wrestler" yesterday i have this crush on Marisa Tomei that i can't shake. I'm thinking about her all the time. I might be in love

[hammersavage]

Jackman 0 for 1

[KingGeno]

Wow. Sound guy screwed up that fake laughter sound drop. So embarrassing.

[Friday]

Jackman 0 for 1

i disagree, sir.

and now he performs! wheeeee

[paulisded]

We get it, Hugh Jackman can dance. Seriously, it's more annoying than Ellen.

[GreatAmericanZero]

uh oh..douche chills

[hammersavage]

I feel gayer than ever.

[Friday]

I feel gayer than ever.

embrace your gay tonight!!! :D


i am enjoying the recession musical number!

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow anne hathaway seems genuinely shocked and surprised to be participating *cough cough*

[hammersavage]

Hathaway is the best

[paulisded]

wow anne hathaway seems genuinely shocked and surprised to be participating *cough cough*

This segment should be the answer to that earlier thread about musicals.

[KingGeno]

Diddling.

[IamFogHat]

Wow, Ann Hathaway, I think I'm in love.

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok i genuinely laughed at the "i didnt see the reader" and its just some weird robot dancing. i thought it was kinda funny. Gay Hate Crime me if you must

[Friday]

the choreography and sets are hilariously community theatre.... i have a feeling i am enjoying this more than any of you ever could!

loving it!

:clap:

[PD]

Wow, Ann Hathaway, I think I'm in love.

x2.

at least he mentioned that he is wolverine

[hammersavage]

ok i genuinely laughed at the "i didnt see the reader" and its just some weird robot dancing. i thought it was kinda funny. Gay Hate Crime me if you must

Me too Gaz.

[IamFogHat]

I gotta give it to him, he doesn't seem to be taking himself too seriously.

Haha 'I'm Wolverine.'

[jauble]

ok i genuinely laughed at the "i didnt see the reader" and its just some weird robot dancing. i thought it was kinda funny. Gay Hate Crime me if you must

fag

[hammersavage]

Someone tell Philip Seymour Hoffman to take the ski cap off.

[IamFogHat]

He's working the crowd better than Rich Vos.
Dah-na-da!

[PD]

I gotta give it to him, he doesn't seem to be taking himself too seriously.

Haha 'I'm Wolverine.'

I've heard from people he's a good guy- and shows it here.

[IamFogHat]

"Steve open it!"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Oh my god is someone so getting fired tonight.

[Friday]

I've heard from people he's a good guy- and shows it here.

all of the people i know who worked on Boy From Oz fell in love with him.
and some of them are uber-hetero Local One guys... so that's saying alot!

[paulisded]

I'd still fuck Goldie Hawn.

[Friday]

I'd still fuck Goldie Hawn.

Who wouldn't you.... ahhh..... nevermind, too easy. :bye:

[KingGeno]

So if these broads are welcoming a "new person", does that mean that the other broads nominated who have won already will not win?

[GreatAmericanZero]

i had "viola davis" in my outguess ebert contest i do every year

[KnoxHarrington]

Oh my God, please tell me that they aren't going to present every award this way.

[PD]

all of the people i know who worked on Boy From Oz fell in love with him.
and some of them are uber-hetero Local One guys... so that's saying alot!

of course the fact that my brother got him to autograph a pic of him as wolverine for my son has nothing to do with the compliments....

[Misteriosa]

why is everyone looking like they are gonna cry?

[hammersavage]

I'd still fuck Goldie Hawn.

OMG yes

[GreatAmericanZero]

i hope whoopi goldberg calls amy adam "honey child"

[hammersavage]

why is everyone looking like they are gonna cry?

Women

[Friday]

why is everyone looking like they are gonna cry?

it's the OSCARS, lady!!

i get emotional if i am nominated for a stupid community theatre perry award! lol

[hammersavage]

Get to it already, shit.

[KingGeno]

Oh my God, please tell me that they aren't going to present every award this way.

Something along these lines. I'm gonna bounce early if that is the deal.

[Tenbatsuzen]

it's the OSCARS, lady!!

i get emotional if i am nominated for a stupid community theatre perry award! lol

shit, you get emotional if someone posts bad words on the internet.

[KnoxHarrington]

"A stripper need never take off her dignity with her clothes."

One of the most unintentionally funny lines I've heard in a long time. :lol:

[GreatAmericanZero]

shit i alreayd lost my outguesse ebert :(

[Friday]

Fezzie was right! Penelope!

[hammersavage]

Penelope Cruz wins best Supporting Actress.

Somewhere Ronnie B smiles.

[KnoxHarrington]

Something along these lines. I'm gonna bounce early if that is the deal.

This show is going to last 7 hours at this pace.

[brettmojo]

Her and Marisa Tomei... http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6598/homerda4.jpg

Both 44 by the way, 64 was a very good year.

Yes it was!
Let's see...

Jan 7th - Nicolas Cage, [Coppola], actor (Moonstruck, Racing with the Moon)
Jan 8th - Peter [Ped] Gill, rocker (Frankie Goes to Hollywood-Relax) [or 3/5]
Jan 14th - Steven Soderbergh, writer (Mimi, Schizoplis)
Jan 17th - Michelle Obama, wife of Barack Obama
Jan 18th - Brady Anderson, Silver Spring MD, outfielder (Baltimore Orioles)
Jan 20th - Ozzie Guillen, Oculare del Tuy Venezuela, shortstop (Chic White Sox)
Jan 23rd - Frank Winters, NFL center (Green Bay Packers-Superbowl 31)
Jan 23rd - Mariska Hargitay, LA Calif, actress (Jesse Smith-Downtown, ER)
Jan 24th - Rob Dibble, Bridgeport Ct, pitcher (Cin Reds)
Jan 27th - Bridget Fonda, LA Calif, actress (Scandal, Single White Female)
Jan 29th - Andre Reed, NFL wide receiver (Buffalo Bills)
Feb 5th - Duff McKagan, American musician
Feb 10th - Glenn Beck, American radio and television host
Feb 11th - Sheryl Crow, vocalist (All I Want to Do-Grammy 1995)
Feb 11th - Ken Shamrock, American martial artist
Feb 11th - Sarah Palin, American politician
Feb 15th - Chris Farley, actor (SNL, Wayne's World, Coneheads)
Feb 17th - Buster Olney, American sports columnist
Feb 18th - Matt Dillon, New Rochelle NY, actor (Flamingo Kid, Tex, Kansas)
Mar 7th - Wanda Sykes, American actress and comedienne
Mar 8th - Peter Ged Gill, drummer (Frankie Goes to Hollywood-2 Tribes) [or 1/8]
Mar 11th - Peter Berg, American film actor, director and producer
Mar 13th - Will Clark, New Orleans LA, infielder (Texas Rangers)
Mar 17th - Rob Lowe, Charlottesville Va, actor (St Elmo's Fire, Hotel NH, Class)
Mar 18th - Bonnie Blair, Champaign Ill, speed skater (Oly-5 gold/brz-88, 92, 94)
Mar 29th - Elle MacPherson, Sydney Austrailia, model (SI)/actress (Sirens)
Apr 7th - Russell Crowe, New Zealand actor
Apr 8th - Lisa Guerrero, American sports broadcaster
Apr 11th - Bret Saberhagen, American baseball player
Apr 24th - Cedric the Entertainer, American comedian and actor
Apr 25th - Hank Azaria, American actor
Apr 28th - Barry Larkin, Cincinnati OH, infielder (Cin Reds)
May 8th - Melissa Gilbert Brinkman, LA, actress (Little House on the Prairie)
May 8th - Peter Gill, rocker (Frankie Goes to Hollywood-Relax) [or Mar/Jan 8]
May 13th - Stephen Colbert, American comedian and actor
May 14th - Suzy Kolber, American sportscaster
May 26th - Lenny Kravitz, American musician
May 27th - Adam Carolla, American comedian and television personality
Jun 6th - Konnan, Mexican professional wrestler
Jun 15th - Courteney Cox, American actress
Jul 2nd - Jose Canseco, Havana Cuba, outfielder (Oak A's, Red Sox, 1988 AL MVP)
Jul 9th - Courtney Love, SF, vocalist (Hole)/actress (People vs Larry Flynt)
Jul 10th - Urban Meyer, American football coach
Jul 20th - Chris Cornell, American musician (Soundgarden, Audioslave)
Jul 22nd - David Spade, comedian (SNL, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep)
Jul 24th - Barry Bonds, Riverside CA, left fielder (Pirates, SF Giants, 3X MVP)
Jul 26th - Sandra Bullock, Wash DC, actress (Speed, Net, Love & War)
Jul 28th - Lori Loughlin, American actress
Jul 30th - Vivica A. Fox, American actress
Aug 2nd - Mary-Louise Parker, Ft Jackson SC, actress (Fried Green Tomatoes)
Aug 4th - B J Surhoff, Bronx NY, infielder (Baltimore Orioles)
Aug 5th - M C A, [Adam Yauch], rapper (Beastie Boys)
Aug 6th - Lisa Boyle, Chicago Ill, actress (Showgirls)
Aug 9th - Brett Hull, Belleville Ont, NHL right wing (St Louis Blues, USA)
Aug 10th - Andy Stankiewicz, Inglewood CA, infielder (NY Yankees, Montreal Expos)
Aug 13th - Jay Buhner, Nassau TX, outfielder (Seattle Mariners, NY Yankees)
Aug 30th - Michael Chiklis, actor (Wired, Commish)
Sep 2nd - Keanu Reeves, Beirut, actor (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Speed)
Sep 6th - Rosie Perez, Bkln, actress (Do the Right Thing, White Men Can't Jump)
Sep 9th - Brett Hull, NHL right wing (MVP 1991, 86 goals)
Sep 20th - Crispin Glover, actor (Back to the Future)
Sep 24th - Rafael Palmeiro, Havana Cuba, 1st baseman (Baltimore Orioles)
Sep 27th - Stephan Jenkins, American singer (Third Eye Blind)
Sep 28th - Janeane Garofalo, NJ, comedienne (SNL, Truth about Cats & Dogs)
Oct 3rd - Clive Owen, British actor
Oct 14th - Joe Girardi, Peoria IL, catcher (NY Yankees)
Nov 7th - Dana Plato, Maywood Calif, actress (Kimberly-Diff'rent Strokes)
Nov 14th - Joseph "Run" Simmons, rapper (RUN DMC)
Nov 16th - Dwight Gooden, Tampa FL, pitcher (NY Yankees, NY Mets)
Dec 12th - Sabu, American professional wrestler
Dec 16th - Billy Ripken, Havre de Grace MD, 2nd baseman (Bal Orioles, Tx Rangers)
Dec 21st - Fabiana Udenio, Argentine actress

A few notables, what a diverse l.ist.

[Misteriosa]

shit, you get emotional if someone posts bad words on the internet.

:lol:

[GreatAmericanZero]

they probably are going to do the 5 people speech for the 4 acting awards, director and picture. everything else they will do really fast


i didnt understand a word penelope cruz said. i do wanna check out "vicky christina barcelona" now though. usually going into a woody allen movie these days is a gamble

[PD]

Penelope Cruz wins best Supporting Actress.

Somewhere Ronnie B smiles.

yes; as ronnie said,
Penelope Cruz played crazy hot chick great in that movie.

good choice.

[Friday]

Penelope Cruz wins best Supporting Actress.

Somewhere Ronnie B smiles.

and she just spoke smooth Spain dialect spanish so he may have just climaxed. *teehee*

[~Katja~]

it's the OSCARS, lady!!

i get emotional if i am nominated for a stupid community theatre perry award! lol

you work with young children? I had no clue he gives out awards

[GreatAmericanZero]

shit i really wanna see the "vicky christina barcelona" now. is it on ondemand yet?

[MacVittie]

working sunday nights stinks... I haven't watched the Oscars or the Superbowl in 2 years.

[KnoxHarrington]

they probably are going to do the 5 people speech for the 4 acting awards, director and picture. everything else they will do really fast


i didnt understand a word penelope cruz said. i do wanna check out "vicky christina barcelona" now though. usually going into a woody allen movie these days is a gamble

Yeah, I'm hearing enough good stuff about this movie to check it out. There have been a couple of Allen movies lately that I think got overpraised because people wanted Woody to do a good movie so badly. ("Match Point" springs to mind here.) This one seems like the real deal though.

[KingGeno]

What actors they gonna have dressed up in cartoon characters to present favorite animated?

[hammersavage]

It's classic Woody Allen, GAZ. I loved it and she was deserving.

[brettmojo]

<3 Tina Fey.

[KnoxHarrington]

Wow, nice dig as Scientology there.

[hammersavage]

Tina Fey can't not be funny. That was a solid bit.

[GreatAmericanZero]

tina fey is so hot.

they are doing screenplay awards already? thats early. i think i had "wall-e" for original screenplay and "slumdog" for adapted

[Friday]

you work with young children? I had no clue he gives out awards

no.




tina fey always has odd hair at these things.

[KingGeno]

Good way to show Best Screenplay.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

What actors they gonna have dressed up in cartoon characters to present favorite animated?
Stephen Hawking as Wall-E would be nice

[IamFogHat]

I don't think Harvey Milk every climbed a box in his life, meh, meh, meh.

[hammersavage]

Best Original Screenplay: Milk


Hard to argue. That story couldn't get done right for years.

[KnoxHarrington]

I have a feeling this is the only award "Milk" is going to get, similar to how Original Screenplay was the only one "Pulp Fiction" got.

[GreatAmericanZero]

damn..i didnt see "Milk" but i really liked "In Bruges" and wanted to see that win

btw, Ralph Fiennes shouldve gotten a supporting actor nom for "In Bruges", he was amazing in that one

[KingGeno]

God.

[KnoxHarrington]

Wait, this guys' gay? No way

[GreatAmericanZero]

Shirley Phelps-Roper probably isn't a big fan of this Milk writer

[hammersavage]

Loved In Bruges. But there was no way Milk wasn't gonna win, the story had failed in screenplay form for 30 years.

[~Katja~]

Shirley Phelps-Roper probably isn't a big fan of this Milk writer

neither is god

[IamFogHat]

I have a feeling this is the only award "Milk" is going to get, similar to how Original Screenplay was the only one "Pulp Fiction" got.

Good Christ, what piece of shit robbed it of picture and director that year? Tell me it wasn't Forest Gump?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Loved In Bruges. But there was no way Milk wasn't gonna win, the story had failed in screenplay form for 30 years.

oh..i didnt know the history. after "brokeback" lost best picture to "crash" i wouldnt put my money on any gay movie

[hammersavage]

Best Adapted Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire

It comes down to Milk and Slumdog for Best Picture.

[GreatAmericanZero]

YES! Slumdog won! Great movie...hope it wins more and its the first one i got right tonight!

[KnoxHarrington]

Good Christ, what piece of shit robbed it of picture and director that year? Tell me it wasn't Forest Gump?

Yeap.

[hammersavage]

oh..i didnt know the history. after "brokeback" lost best picture to "crash" i wouldnt put my money on any gay movie

Very true. That's why I think its a possibility that Milk wins tonight. Cuz they owe a 'gay movie'. Prob won't happen but a thought.

[IamFogHat]

Yeap.

Why am I even watching this?

[GreatAmericanZero]

wall-e will win best animation, no fucking second choice

[hammersavage]

How can a woman be so beautiful and have no sex appeal?

[PD]

so is that catty to go from Jennifer Aniston on stage to Brad Pitt/Jolie?

[~Katja~]

of course they had to show Angelina smiling when Jennifer was up there

[hammersavage]

Wall-E is the 2nd biggest lock of the night behind Heath.

[IamFogHat]

Jack Black is one of the only people who can make me laugh at a bad line based on the delivery.

[~Katja~]

so is that catty to go from Jennifer Aniston on stage to Brad Pitt/Jolie?

beat me to it

[hammersavage]

Best Animated: Wall E

No shocker. Fantastic film.

[~Katja~]

target had a bunch of movies on sale for 10 bucks so I picked up Kung Fu Panda and The Black Knight which I have not seen yet...


Well my son loves Wall-E... probably a great movie, took me a few showings to get into

[IamFogHat]

I hate animation movies generally, but Wall-E I saw this year and fucking loved it. I saw it with my chick's young brother so maybe it fits in with the Ronnie B. philosophy behind enjoying those kinds of movies but still, on its own merit it's actually a great flick.

[GreatAmericanZero]

with wall-e i got 2 right. i'll make a random best animated short film guess unless bill plympton is nominated cuz ive met him

[robot artist]

Is it just my shitty Time-Warner cable, or is anyone else having trouble with the ABC digital feed? It's happened twice now tonight - pixelation, freezing, and then complete black; lasting a few minutes each time. It's only ABC - the other channels are unaffected.

[KnoxHarrington]

Where are these animated shorts actually shown?

[GreatAmericanZero]

ill say "oktapodi" wins

EDIT: damn! ok so only 2 for me still so far

[hammersavage]

I loved the short before Wall E. Presto should win cuz I saw it!

[PD]

there was an oscar nominated film about bathroom sex?

[~Katja~]

why can't he just speak his language and have a translator on stage

[hammersavage]

Miley Cyrus has gone too far yet again

[Tenbatsuzen]

...is it normal to have a person associated with a nominated film on stage? I mean, Jack Black was the lead actor in Kung Fu Panda, why was he presenting?

[~Katja~]

Miley Cyrus has gone too far yet again

yeah I bet her next album will have her singing "sank you the acadamy" on it when you play it backwards

[Friday]

Where are these animated shorts actually shown?

there was a presentation of all the animated shorts on Bravo or A&E this weekend sometime.... you can probably find them online. but films are submitted to the academy for judging... which is how they get to see them, aside from being presented at film festivals and the like.

[~Katja~]

...is it normal to have a person associated with a nominated film on stage? I mean, Jack Black was the lead actor in Kung Fu Panda, why was he presenting?

I don't know, is it still considered lead actor when they just do the voice?

[TheMojoPin]

oh..i didnt know the history. after "brokeback" lost best picture to "crash" i wouldnt put my money on any gay movie

Though the Oscars are notorious for giving Oscars after the fact to make up for past slights.

[hammersavage]

She should cover Domo Arigato Mr Roboto.

Stick it to those Asians.

[GreatAmericanZero]

...is it normal to have a person associated with a nominated film on stage? I mean, Jack Black was the lead actor in Kung Fu Panda, why was he presenting?

they do it all the time

[robot artist]

That animator just gave the single greatest speech in Academy history.

Kunio Kato: "Sank you my pencil"

[~Katja~]

She should cover Domo Arigato Mr Roboto.

Stick it to those Asians.

in all fairness the true Asians would probably laugh about it... it's the california folk that has an issue

[Tenbatsuzen]

they do it all the time

When?

I can't remember for the life of me when an actor or actress from a nominated movie is the presenter.

[GreatAmericanZero]

cool, daniel craig seems to be on stage with some creepy new bond villian. hideous

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's either one hell of a bra or a very nice matty fridays special on Horseface.

[~Katja~]

That animator just gave the single greatest speech in Academy history.

Kunio Kato: "Sank you my pencil"

I was wondering what he was saying... now it makes sense

[hammersavage]

I like the old thymey Hollywood vibe in the room tonight.

SJP's tits look great. Too bad she has the face of a cadaver.

[GreatAmericanZero]

When?

I can't remember for the life of me when an actor or actress from a nominated movie is the presenter.

pay attention, they will probably do it a bunch more tonight. except the main awards which are giving out by who won last year

[GreatAmericanZero]

ill say benjamin buttons wins art direction

edit: YES, 3 for me!

[IamFogHat]

I really hate the self-congratulatory bullshit of the Oscars, but this kind of brings up a good point, in that I don't think that most people know really how complicated and hard it is to actually make a movie. I think we slag Hollywood off cause of how much money they make, but seriously, it's a lot of work.

[hammersavage]

ill say benjamin buttons wins art direction

edit: YES, 3 for me!

GAZ is hot tonight!

[~Katja~]

That's either one hell of a bra or a very nice matty fridays special on Horseface.

looks like the corset does the trick there

[hammersavage]

Then girls should wear corsets 24/7 cuz she looks borderline fuckable.

[GreatAmericanZero]

costume design i will say Buttons again

edit: :(

[Misteriosa]

Then girls should wear corsets 24/7 cuz she looks borderline fuckable.

corsets make breathing a bitch tho...

[~Katja~]

I like the old thymey Hollywood vibe in the room tonight.

SJP's tits look great. Too bad she has the face of a cadaver.

her hair does not help either

[KingGeno]

Boring so far.

[hammersavage]

corsets make breathing a bitch tho...

It's worth it for the breast action. At least for me it is.

[hammersavage]

And GAZ blows it. What a dope

[GreatAmericanZero]

makeup is going to buttons


edit: Sweet, 4 right now! and they are really plowing through these awards

[Misteriosa]

It's worth it for the breast action. At least for me it is.

i made the mistake of going to a function wearing a corset. it took a LONG while to get used to living off so little oxygen...

[~Katja~]

It's worth it for the breast action. At least for me it is.

also raises your chances for action cause the chick is more likely to pass out without a date rape drug

[Friday]

oooh methinks an oscar writer got in a little jab at SJP there...... heh

[Friday]

i made the mistake of going to a function wearing a corset. it took a LONG while to get used to living off so little oxygen...

now imagine singing and dancing in that corset.
good times!

[~Katja~]

would have been surprised if that one went to the dark knight...

[hammersavage]

also raises your chances for action cause the chick is more likely to pass out without a date rape drug

It's like you've known me forever.

i made the mistake of going to a function wearing a corset. it took a LONG while to get used to living off so little oxygen...

Why don't I go to such awesome functions.

[tele7]

was that the phone book?

[GreatAmericanZero]

this amanda whatever chick is so hot. i really like her

[PD]

is she on Big Love?

[hammersavage]

Everyone shut up. My wife is on screen. :wub::wub::wub:

[GreatAmericanZero]

when they said "its from Wings" i thought they meant the stephen weber show

[Misteriosa]

now imagine singing and dancing in that corset.
good times!

i have... dancing around in 6 inch platform heels too... i wore it to a rave

[hammersavage]

is she on Big Love?

Sure is PD

[hammersavage]

Always with the Coldplay

[KingGeno]

SPeaking of the entertainment industry, This thread needs more Bea:

http://www.corpsstories.com/ArthurBea.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CF4au_lbMGo/SJtBQSLhEaI/AAAAAAAABDI/NpyEyAjYf0c/s400/BeaArthur.jpg

http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/famous-marines/bea-arthur-73.jpg


Didn't need that man on man kiss.

[hammersavage]

Short film from Judd Apatow? I'm very interested.

[BronxJohnny]

i have... dancing around in 6 inch platform heels too... i wore it to a rave

NICCCCCCCCCCE

[paulisded]

Who wouldn't you.... ahhh..... nevermind, too easy. :bye:

But I do honestly love you!

[~Katja~]

i have... dancing around in 6 inch platform heels too... i wore it to a rave

no pictures???

[Misteriosa]

no pictures???

no :down: the ex has 'em

[hammersavage]

no pictures???

Thanks for saying what every dude was thinking but didn't want to come off as a creep.

[Friday]

i have... dancing around in 6 inch platform heels too... i wore it to a rave

there's singing at raves? :D

[Misteriosa]

there's singing at raves? :D

yeah! dont you sing along to your fave songs? :clap:

[hammersavage]

Ben Stiller owns award shows.

And Portman looks great.

[KnoxHarrington]

Well, if you needed any more proof that Joaquin Phoenix's career is totally and completely dead, there you go.

[Friday]

haha Ben Stiller's stache isn't weird enough to be a Joaquin stache.

[BronxJohnny]

Mr. Jackman has a very cool Tux.

[KingGeno]

Natalie Portman is yum.

[Misteriosa]

bwahahahahaaa!!

im loving this JoaPho thing :lol:

thats right! i said JoaPho!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

cinematographer will go to dark knight

edit: :(

[hammersavage]

This will be slightly less funny if Joaquin is really druged up and dies soon. But for now its funny.


Slumdog a lock here.

[IamFogHat]

Ben Stiller is funny even in bad roles.
They seem to be taking shots at sacred cows that I wouldn't have expected this year. Am I wrong? Like Scientology and respected actors and shit?

[~Katja~]

wow... I really want to see that movie

[Friday]

cinematographer will go to dark knight

fail!

[TooLowBrow]

Ben Stiller is funny even in bad roles.
They seem to be taking shots at sacred cows that I wouldn't have expected this year. Am I wrong? Like Scientology and respected actors and shit?

sean penn must be super fucking pissed

[hammersavage]

Cinematography: Slumdog

Not a big surprise since its prob gonna win director and picture and had a unique location.

[IamFogHat]

Natalie Portman is yum.

Thank you! I don't know why people don't think she's sexy. I'm looking at you Mr. Bennington.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Ben Stiller is funny even in bad roles.
They seem to be taking shots at sacred cows that I wouldn't have expected this year. Am I wrong? Like Scientology and respected actors and shit?

i like ben stiller better when he doesnt play the nervous guy and plays a character


i still think his best work is "The Ben Stiller Show"..i have the dvd, the skit where Metallica does a song for a "Father-son switch places" movie with Pauly Shore and Fred Willard rules all

[Misteriosa]

wow... I really want to see that movie

x2

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[paulisded]

i have... dancing around in 6 inch platform heels too... i wore it to a rave

Now that I'd like to see!

[~Katja~]

no :down: the ex has 'em

well give me his address and I'll send some East German Stasi men over

[MacVittie]

what's the next major award to be given? supporting actor?

[TheMojoPin]

I hope fucking Benjamin Button doesn't win another goddamn thing all night.

And TDK doesn't need anything. It made a gajillion dollars.

[paulisded]

Jessica Biel trying to sound smart isn't working very well.

[hammersavage]

I hope fucking Benjamin Button doesn't win another goddamn thing all night.

And TDK doesn't need anything. It made a gajillion dollars.

It won't. It won what it was supposed to win.

I hope Jerry Lewis comes out and does the whole 'Lady!!!!!!!!!' thing during his speech.

[~Katja~]

did not care for her speech nor her dress... though she is still very sexy

[GreatAmericanZero]

x2

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i always think she says "all i want to do is a *bang bang* and *ding* and take it in my A"

[BronxJohnny]

Whens the Judd Aptaow short coming on? Oh GOD Jamie Fox playing a music artist again, i hope R.D. Jr starts getting better scripts.

[TheMojoPin]

Nice. A great Elbow song being used in the trailer for the new RDJ movie.

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[hammersavage]

apatow short. should be funny, loved this movie

[KingGeno]

They didn't screen that Reader clip. She just dropped the F'bomb.

[Friday]

i am laughing over here.... admittedly!

[BronxJohnny]

didnt see Mama Mia though wanna see Pineapple express, missed doubt-HA digging the short

[hammersavage]

Franco watching himself kiss a dude is funny.


She cursed in that clip? I missed it.

[GreatAmericanZero]

best short film im going with Spielzeugland


sweet! 5 for me

[Friday]

didnt see Mama Mia though wanna see Pineapple express, missed doubt-HA digging the short

even Meryl Streep couldn't save Mamma Mia! though, i think if you love ABBA you will like it.
but once Pierce Brosnan started singing.... i was gone.
(literally... i fell asleep on the flight it was shown on :p)

[Misteriosa]

i always think she says "all i want to do is *bang bang* and a *ding* and take your money"

yup...

[hammersavage]

Show Toyland and let Katja explain it.


Franco murdering the name was hilarious.

[BronxJohnny]

HAHAHAHA Seth rules

[KnoxHarrington]

A German short, huh? Bet it's a barrel of laughs.

[~Katja~]

man he butchered that one



yay fellow Eastern

[IamFogHat]

Jesus Christ get to Heath Ledger so I can go to bed anymore.

[hammersavage]

I'm happy for Katja. Germans making good.

[~Katja~]

A German short, huh? Bet it's a barrel of laughs.

believe it or not, there are very few German made movies but most of the ones made are excellent, even comedies.

[Friday]

I'm happy for Katja. Germans making good.

she won an Oscar?

[hammersavage]

she won an Oscar?

Her people

[~Katja~]

I'm happy for Katja. Germans making good.

If any of you saw Das Leben der Anderen then you actually understand his excitement about being there better. It would have been impossible to make such movie yet alone have it distribute anywhere other than communist countries...
and their lives were extremely monitored.

[BronxJohnny]

I do think P.S. Hoffman should get the best supporting actor being that he held his own with Meryl Streep. Heath Ledger carried the Dark Knight, the only other good character was Two Face. Heath should get best actor-Wow Hugh is a triple threat, Beyonce eh not bad i guess.

[hammersavage]

Great, more Jackman tap dancing.

[RoseBlood]

Oscar loser checkin in a little late here :bye:

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow, this is too intensely gay for me

[hammersavage]

Oscar loser checkin in a little late here :bye:

Just in time for gayest thing ever.

[KnoxHarrington]

I just put Meatspin up on my TV to make it a little less gay.

[paulisded]

wow, this is too intensely gay for me

Beyonce is always so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-inducing. For a sistah, she has absolutely no soul.

[Friday]

wow, this is too intensely gay for me

typical cover for a .net man :p

yay musical numbers!

hugh is doing really well IMHO

[GreatAmericanZero]

the only thing that can save this is if Jackman starts singing "Shpadoinkle day"

[IamFogHat]

If I was Hugh Jackman I would have such a huge boner right now.

[~Katja~]

Oscar loser checkin in a little late here :bye:

Sorry the Pig did not win

[hammersavage]

How could Chris Brown hit her?



(/sarcam callback)

[NickyL0885]

Hugh has turned out to be a good host. The man is talented.

[Friday]

Beyonce is always so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-inducing. For a sistah, she has absolutely no soul.

she is gorgeous and talented but she needs to move more in such a large production number.
even i dance more than she does while singin.

[BronxJohnny]

Boooooooo! I cant stand Zach Efron; i get he was part of a semi remake of Grease but i dont get the infatuation with him. Hugh is a great host, new fav after chris rock of course.

[KnoxHarrington]

typical cover for a .net man :p

yay musical numbers!

hugh is doing really well IMHO

Actually, I could kind of enjoy this, but this just seems like a mess. I don't get what they're going for, and they just jump from song to song like someone hitting "Next Track" on an iPod on shuffle maniacally.

[~Katja~]

and she is bad at lip syncing

[hammersavage]

Etta James can't get mad. Beyonce isn't 'singing'.

This is truly bad and I'm an Oscar ghey.

[Misteriosa]

stepping in tuxedos... g'nite foks.. :wallbash:

[TheMojoPin]

This is hackily gay.

Isn't Jackman in a lot of musical theater? I can sing better than him. He sounds horrible.

[GreatAmericanZero]

if the musical is back then they just killed it again

[hammersavage]

Amanda Seyfriend is prettier than everything. What legs too.

[jauble]

This is dumb, I wish ron and fez were doing this.

[hammersavage]

Best supporting actor up next. No doubt they would draw it out, its the reason a lot of people are watching.

[Friday]

Actually, I could kind of enjoy this, but this just seems like a mess. I don't get what they're going for, and they just jump from song to song like someone hitting "Next Track" on an iPod on shuffle maniacally.

i think they are drawing from the Mamma Mia musical aspect of the Oscars this year.
it WAS an enormous hit and the musical is insanely successful.

also... it caters to the showmanship of Jackman... he is a dynamic performer.
plus... it breaks up the monotony of "another awards show".
the Oscars have suffered in recent years... they need a successful show tonight, both ratings and review-wise.

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow this movie looks terrible

"Sandra Bullock will be deported, unless...she marries ryan reynods? WHAAAA?"

[Misteriosa]

wow this movie looks terrible

"Sandra Bullock will be deported, unless...she marries ryan reynods? WHAAAA?"

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[GreatAmericanZero]

This is dumb, I wish ron and fez were doing this.

i'd love to see Fez do the Mama Mia dance!

[~Katja~]

wow this movie looks terrible

"Sandra Bullock will be deported, unless...she marries ryan reynods? WHAAAA?"

seems that all she does now... I saw another preview of an upcoming movie of hers where she is the dumb cutesy broad trying to date or something

[BronxJohnny]

Not a big Sandra Bullock fan, Ryan Reynolds is a funny guy he needs to let the romantic comedy BS go though.

[paulisded]

wow this movie looks terrible

"Sandra Bullock will be deported, unless...she marries ryan reynods? WHAAAA?"

Well...Sandra Bullock is in it. Of course it's awful.

[Misteriosa]

strap in kids... here. we. GO!

[BronxJohnny]

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HA THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

[hammersavage]

This will be the worst rated Oscars in some time. None of these movies made money. Not a big host. And ratings for everything go down year after year.


Ledger time.

[GreatAmericanZero]

oh they are doing supporting actor with the 5 guys.

anyway im saying Heath like everyone else but im just locking it in

[K.C.]

Gap win anything yet?

[hammersavage]

seems that all she does now... I saw another preview of an upcoming movie of hers where she is the dumb cutesy broad trying to date or something

When the fuck has she ever not been that? She makes Drew Barrymore look like Meryl Streep.

[Friday]

This will be the worst rated Oscars in some time. None of these movies made money. Not a big host. And ratings for everything go down year after year.


i dunno. i have a feeling this Oscar might rate well in comparison to recent years.
perhaps not on This board... but for the wider dynamic... it's a more audience-friendly show.

[KnoxHarrington]

This will be the worst rated Oscars in some time. None of these movies made money. Not a big host. And ratings for everything go down year after year.


Ledger time.

I can't see any of the nominees for Best Picture really being looked at as a great movie in a few years.

OK, more ass kissing.

[GreatAmericanZero]

kevin kline was so good in "a fish called wanda". i hate that cuba has an oscar and hes looking ooooooooooooold

[hammersavage]

i dunno. i have a feeling this Oscar might rate well in comparison to recent years.
perhaps not on This board... but for the wider dynamic... it's a more audience-friendly show.

I guarantee they are terrible. If the gave the Dark Knight a nom, maybe.

[paulisded]

If the other characters hadn't been written as caricatures, Brolin could have been up as W.

[BronxJohnny]

Do you think the Academy Awards with 3 hosts would work? Good build up.

[Misteriosa]

i love the uncomfortable laughter for tropic thunder...
part racial nervousness, part joke not being funny