Good to hear Pitzy again

[GreatAmericanZero]

anyone else glad to hear Pitzy on the show again? I missed him

i think his guidoness was a great angle for fodder for Ron

plus

Long Island RULES! anyone who says otherwise is just jealous

Long Island in the house FACE!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Pitzy's "what's my line" voice sounded more like Stugots Puppet than Stugots.

[~Katja~]

never saw Pitzy to be one to obey rules... good to hear him again and best of luck for school and the wedding!!!!

[hexy68]

i tuned in late but i was really happy to hear Pitz and Vic today....glad to hear he'll visit again

[~Katja~]

Pitzy's "what's my line" voice sounded more like Stugots Puppet than Stugots.

Maybe Stugots can hire him... I am sure he can use he extra cash for that wedding :)

[hexy68]

never saw Pitzy to be one to obey rules... good to hear him again and best of luck for school and the wedding!!!!

SSWA :thumbup:

[lleeder]

Pitzy sounded like Joe Poo when he trying to change his voice. His guidoness and homoness always felt like he was doing a poor man's Bobby the Champ to me. He stole every angle Bobby ever did. Before that he had nothing. Go back and do the research its all there.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Pitzy sounded like Joe Poo when he trying to change his voice. His guidoness and homoness always felt like he was doing a poor man's Bobby the Champ to me. He stole every angle Bobby ever did. Before that he had nothing. Go back and do the research its all there.

but..but..what about the Long Island pride? Bobby never gave me Long Island pride


and yeah, he did sound like Joe Poo haha

[Sarge]

Pitzy was great, glad to hear him again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hope Pitz was exagerrating for the radio, and Ron was steering him in the right direction... for fuck's sake, don't drop a shitload of cash on the wedding. You don't need eight fucking stations.

I really should be a wedding coordinator. Or at least a Coordinator of Common Sense.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I hope Pitz was exagerrating for the radio, and Ron was steering him in the right direction... for fuck's sake, don't drop a shitload of cash on the wedding. You don't need eight fucking stations.


by the amount of cash for the wedding..i assumed the bill was taken care of by Vics dad. the brides parents are suppose to pay for the wedding and the fact that they are well-off enough for him to live with them...i connected the dots

either way, 6grand for a ring, 30grand for a wedding...added together that is so much of my yearly salary that if that was the standard for marrying a girl i'll be a single man for awhile

[Tenbatsuzen]

by the amount of cash for the wedding..i assumed the bill was taken care of by Vics dad. the brides parents are suppose to pay for the wedding and the fact that they are well-off enough for him to live with them...i connected the dots

either way, 6grand for a ring, 30grand for a wedding...added together that is so much of my yearly salary that if that was the standard for marrying a girl i'll be a single man for awhile

If the dad is that loaded, I'd forego the fucking mashed potato bar and put that money towards a house, unless Vic's dad is putting up money towards that anyway.

You're an absolute moron not to buy in this market if you can.

[GreatAmericanZero]

If the dad is that loaded, I'd forego the fucking mashed potato bar and put that money towards a house, unless Vic's dad is putting up money towards that anyway.

You're an absolute moron not to buy in this market if you can.

u gotta admit, from description..a mashed potato bar does sound fuckin' delicious though...

[Tenbatsuzen]

u gotta admit, from description..a mashed potato bar does sound fuckin' delicious though...

We had the option. For $1000 bucks. Most overpriced shit ever.

[~Katja~]

We had the option. For $1000 bucks. Most overpriced shit ever.

so you went with the pasta bar for 500? Mashed potatoes do come with gravy after all....

[Annie Waits]

pitzi is so girly he had to stop going to the tanning salon cuz he starting getting blisters. i think he's the one who wants the big girly wedding more than vic

[mikeyboy]

If the dad is that loaded, I'd forego the fucking mashed potato bar and put that money towards a house, unless Vic's dad is putting up money towards that anyway.

You're an absolute moron not to buy in this market if you can.

You're so annoying when you get preachy. Let people live their lives. For some people, a big wedding is really important. Why the fuck do you care if people have different priorities than you?

[Marc with a c]

Why the fuck do you care if people have different priorities than you?

why do you care if people care?

[~Katja~]

Isn't the big wedding the American way?
I never heard of weddings of that scope before I lived here.

[mikeyboy]

why do you care if people care?

I feel it's my God given right to call Matty an asshole when I think he's being an asshole. It's in the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence or something.

[drjoek]

I feel it's my God given right to call Matty an asshole when I think he's being an asshole. It's in the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence or something.

You must have a lot of time to keep up with that.

[Marc with a c]

I feel it's my God given right to call Matty an asshole when I think he's being an asshole. It's in the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence or something.

is it in the faq's that were updated before february 1st?

[mikeyboy]

is it in the faq's that were updated before february 1st?

I hate you.

[Marc with a c]

xoxo mikey. i've been holding onto that one.

[hammersavage]

How could you sit on that gold for sooo long?

[Marc with a c]

shut up fartface.

[hammersavage]

Personal attack

[Marc with a c]

that's nothing. you want a personal attack i'll scrunch your dick and balls if you don't mind yourself.

[hammersavage]

What's scrunch? Like a hair tie?

[Marc with a c]

it's like a twisty crunch.

[hammersavage]

Sounds delicious

[Gvac]

I loved hearing Pitzy again. Congrats to him and Vic and I wish them both a lifetime of happiness together.

If they ever do a biopic on him, I suggest "To Live and Die in LI" as the title.

[~Katja~]

that's nothing. you want a personal attack i'll scrunch your dick and balls if you don't mind yourself.

by sitting on them the same way you sat on that line?

[Marc with a c]

by sitting on them the same way you sat on that line?

i'm going to throw a bowling ball into your vagina.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You're so annoying when you get preachy. Let people live their lives. For some people, a big wedding is really important. Why the fuck do you care if people have different priorities than you?

We're suddenly not allowed to give opinions of shit that happens on the air? THe fuck is wrong with you?

[Marc with a c]

We're suddenly not allowed to give opinions of shit that happens on the air? THe fuck is wrong with you?

it's pretty simple, he hates you.

[Tenbatsuzen]

it's pretty simple, he hates you.

Yeah, I know, but he's been kinda snippy lately. He went into attack mode in another thread for no reason whatsoever.

I think he's making up for being absent during the suicide rant last weekend.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm also trying to figure out what makes me "preachy" when I'm speaking the truth. Hell, even Fez called out Pitz for having a big wedding.

[NewYorkDragons80]

it's pretty simple, everyone hates you.

Fixed.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fixed.

Good one. You're about as witty as Ralph Furley.

[drjoek]

I'm also trying to figure out what makes me "preachy" when I'm speaking the truth. Hell, even Fez called out Pitz for having a big wedding.



When did your opinion suddenly become the truth?

[Bossanova]

When did your opinion suddenly become the truth?

Its a 2009 Matty thing

[Tenbatsuzen]

When did your opinion suddenly become the truth?

I'm sorry, if you can't buy a house in this market, you're NOT a moron?

$15 dollars a head for MASHED POTATOES isn't overpriced?

[Bossanova]

I'm sorry, if you can't buy a house in this market, you're NOT a moron?

$15 dollars a head for MASHED POTATOES isn't overpriced?

I better get unlimited mashed potatoes for 15 bucks a head

[drjoek]

I'm sorry, if you can't buy a house in this market, you're NOT a moron?

$15 dollars a head for MASHED POTATOES isn't overpriced?



Again those are your opinions. I agree with them, that's my opinion.

[KingGeno]

Totally agree. Pitz is good radio. Very truthful and doesn't hide anything if asked about it or if he feels like sharing. Has no shame either. heh

[Tenbatsuzen]

I better get unlimited mashed potatoes for 15 bucks a head

You're missing out on seven other stations then!

The biggest ripoff in the wedding industry outside of the flowers is the stations deal. Sure, it makes for a luxurious wedding, but if you're not going to see an ROI on gifts, ultimately, it's a money-losing proposition.

The most important things to spend money on at a wedding are entertainment, photography, and main-course food and drinks, in that order.

Flowers are the worst thing you can spend a ton of money on at a wedding.

[lleeder]

I'm sorry, if you can't buy a house in this market, you're NOT a moron?

$15 dollars a head for MASHED POTATOES isn't overpriced?

I better get unlimited mashed potatoes for 15 bucks a head

You're forgetting cheese, bacon, sour cream, scallions. The possibilities are endless really. I had a very small wedding so sorry if this sounds stupid but whats a station? Is that like each type of food is manned and made right in front of you? Like a carving station? Why would that be more impressive than a really nice sitdown dinner. Is that for cocktail hour or is the wedding a buffet? These are all things I need to know and Matty seems to have the answers. Please inform me. The potato bar alone sounds like thats sugar but I have no time for the rest of it. A sliced ham does nothing for me.

[Bossanova]

You're missing out on seven other stations then!

The biggest ripoff in the wedding industry outside of the flowers is the stations deal. Sure, it makes for a luxurious wedding, but if you're not going to see an ROI on gifts, ultimately, it's a money-losing proposition.

The most important things to spend money on at a wedding are entertainment, photography, and main-course food and drinks, in that order.

Flowers are the worst thing you can spend a ton of money on at a wedding.

This reminds me of the MTV True Life wedding I saw a few weeks ago/replay from years ago. This Italian couple spent like 40 grand on their wedding and got like $19,000 in cash. They ended up losing 21 thousand dollars in the deal. Not to mention that guinea tipped everyone at least $100

[Bossanova]

You're forgetting cheese, bacon, sour cream, scallions. The possibilities are endless really. I had a very small wedding so sorry if this sounds stupid but whats a station? Is that like each type of food is manned and made right in front of you? Like a carving station? Why would that be more impressive than a really nice sitdown dinner. Is that for cocktail hour or is the wedding a buffet? These are all things I need to know and Matty seems to have the answers. Please inform me. The potato bar alone sounds like thats sugar but I have no time for the rest of it. A sliced ham does nothing for me.

Pretty much like a carving station. And ham sucks dick. I do enjoy the sit down better IMO

[~Katja~]

i'm going to throw a bowling ball into your vagina.

yeah at this point it's hard to miss

[lleeder]

This reminds me of the MTV True Life wedding I saw a few weeks ago/replay from years ago. This Italian couple spent like 40 grand on their wedding and got like $19,000 in cash. They ended up losing 21 thousand dollars in the deal. Not to mention that guinea tipped everyone at least $100

That was an instant classic. I'd love a follow up on those fake tanned douches.

[Bossanova]

That was an instant classic. I'd love a follow up on those fake tanned douches.

Seriously, show how broke they are. He actually said he would cut the limo driver on his wedding day

[A.J.]

Isn't the big wedding the American way?
I never heard of weddings of that scope before I lived here.

It's certainly the Italian-American way. I've been to enough of them to have the routine down pat.

[underdog]

I'm sorry, if you can't buy a house in this market, you're NOT a moron?

Isn't it still not the best time to buy a house? And getting financing is pretty difficult right now.

$15 dollars a head for MASHED POTATOES isn't overpriced?

Everything to do with a real wedding is overpriced.

This reminds me of the MTV True Life wedding I saw a few weeks ago/replay from years ago. This Italian couple spent like 40 grand on their wedding and got like $19,000 in cash. They ended up losing 21 thousand dollars in the deal. Not to mention that guinea tipped everyone at least $100

I spent $20k on my wedding and got like $2400 back.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Good one. You're about as witty as Ralph Furley.

Awww. You just want to be loved, don't ya?

[Tenbatsuzen]

We had the option of stations built into our package, but we could only have 2. Extras on top of that would be $15 dollars a head. At 100 people, you're looking at $1500 dollars for a side dish.

I've been to a bunch of different weddings, from buffet-style country weddings, to military weddings, to ultra-luxe weddings.

Just because you dump a lot of money into a wedding doesn't make it a fun wedding or a memorable one. The idea is controlled spending, especially in this economy, when people don't have a lot of cash to spare for gifts.

And yes, it may seem shallow that I'm bringing gifts into this, but the wedding gift is something that you are giving to someone to start their new life. If you are taking wedding gift money and pumping it back into the one-day cost of the wedding, there's a really, really big problem.

[Tenbatsuzen]

And getting financing is pretty difficult right now.



This is an absolute myth perpetrated by the media. If you have a job, and a good credit score, you can get a documented loan without a problem.



Everything to do with a real wedding is overpriced.



Not necessarily. Depends on how much you spend per head when you figure out everything. Also depends on negotiation.



I spent $20k on my wedding and got like $2400 back.

Do you mean you got 22,400 in wedding gifts, so it was a total of 2400 in profit, or do you mean you were 17,600 in the hole?

[Tenbatsuzen]

It's certainly the Italian-American way. I've been to enough of them to have the routine down pat.

Bingo. The most luxurious wedding I ever went to was an Italian-American family with both families from Brooklyn, transplanted into Jersey. Groom's father was a lawyer. It was RIDICULOUSLY over the top.

Fun wedding, but I was praying to myself that Liz wasn't getting any ideas that I would have to talk her out of when we were done.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm putting out there right now... I can throw a wedding that will be memorable on a shoestring budget. the only reason I'm not a coordinator is because 1) I'm a guy and 2) I'm not gay.

[Thebazile78]

Bingo. The most luxurious wedding I ever went to was an Italian-American family with both families from Brooklyn, transplanted into Jersey. Groom's father was a lawyer. It was RIDICULOUSLY over the top.

Fun wedding, but I was praying to myself that Liz wasn't getting any ideas that I would have to talk her out of when we were done.

I was too busy looking for another martini to get any ideas.

And, quite frankly, it wasn't my style.

[Caseyelan]

u gotta admit, from description..a mashed potato bar does sound fuckin' delicious though...

IT SURE DOES!

I'M FAT!

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[Lady Resin]

IT SURE DOES!

I'M FAT!

:clap::clap:
Your not fat!! Your just preggers!!!

I could go for a spud martini thou for myself.:smile:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Something that I want to bring up that I totally forgot and it may be on me...

Liz and I felt some family pressure to make the wedding more luxurious. So that may be true in Pitz's case as well. The parents see this as an opportunity to show off to their friends as well.

My original idea for a wedding was a tent party with BBQ. It morphed into something else, mainly because of some gentle prodding from my mom.

Southern sensibilities FTW.

[underdog]

This is an absolute myth perpetrated by the media. If you have a job, and a good credit score, you can get a documented loan without a problem.

Businesses are having a hard time getting financing right now. McDonalds got turned down.

Do you mean you got 22,400 in wedding gifts, so it was a total of 2400 in profit, or do you mean you were 17,600 in the hole?

I wouldn't say "in the hole", as I wasn't trying to make money off my wedding. I got $2400 in cash in gifts and spent over $20k on my wedding. And it was worth every last dime.

[Bossanova]

Businesses are having a hard time getting financing right now. McDonalds got turned down.



I wouldn't say "in the hole", as I wasn't trying to make money off my wedding. I got $2400 in cash in gifts and spent over $20k on my wedding. And it was worth every last dime.

Thats alot of Captain Morgan

[DiabloSammich]

I wouldn't pay $15 for mashed potatoes if they were served to me in Miley Cyrus' cunt.

[Bossanova]

I wouldn't pay $15 for mashed potatoes if they were served to me in Miley Cyrus' cunt.

Jesus! That made me blush

[underdog]

Thats alot of Captain Morgan

I bought a tivo and a kitchen aid mixer. My wife bought an ipod.

The worst part is that $2k of that $2400 came from one person (my old boss).

I wouldn't pay $15 for mashed potatoes if they were served to me in Miley Cyrus' cunt.

I would.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Businesses are having a hard time getting financing right now. McDonalds got turned down.




There's a world of difference between business mortgage and personal mortgage.

I'm not saying it's easy to get financing, but if you're buying within your means, you have docs, and you have a decent down payment - which is how you should be buying a house in the first place - you shouldn't have a problem.

[RazzleDazzle]

i'm fucking starving.

[Matty Wednesday]

Anyone who buys anything more than a Carvel cake and folding chairs for a wedding is an asshole. What I guess I'm trying to say is, please look at me and shower me with attention. Please notify me when the shit has been sufficiently stirred so that I may offer insight in another thread.

[smiler grogan]

My original idea for a wedding was a tent party with BBQ.

Southern sensibilities FTW.

This is exactly what we did. We had our friend marry us much like Dawn Cumia but we did it in '04 so face! Then we went to our outdoor reception/Luau that our friend graciously let us use her yard for and everyone had a fantastic time. Final cost was about 9 grand for the whole shebang. Very little stress no debt when its all over.

[drjoek]

Anyone who buys anything more than a Carvel cake and folding chairs for a wedding is an asshole. What I guess I'm trying to say is, please look at me and shower me with attention. Please notify me when the shit has been sufficiently stirred so that I may offer insight in another thread.

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[SP1!]

I wouldn't pay $15 for mashed potatoes if they were served to me in Miley Cyrus' cunt.

If she shaves then that is money well spent fella.

Someone kidnap pitzy and smack some sense into him, take him to toronto for a month or to vegas to show him not all women are cunts like his ball busting GF.

They will be divorced in under 10 years then he will have to pay out his ass or get rid of her to stop payments.


Oh and he should smack that soon father in law in the fucking face since all he sees him as is a slave, get out pitz!!!!!!

[DrexlSpivey]

That was an instant classic. I'd love a follow up on those fake tanned douches.

they are from staten island(shocking).. the wife sabrina, cuts my hair.. and her husband charlie "i'll gut you like a pig" used to bartend, but now he runs some type of business improvement thing for staten island... i know he was contacted by mtv for some other projects, but i dont know what ever happened, and word is they might be splitting up...
ps.. the tan is about the least fake thing on sabrina!!

[lleeder]

they are from staten island(shocking).. the wife sabrina, cuts my hair.. and her husband charlie "i'll gut you like a pig" used to bartend, but now he runs some type of business improvement thing for staten island... i know he was contacted by mtv for some other projects, but i dont know what ever happened, and word is they might be splitting up...
ps.. the tan is about the least fake thing on sabrina!!

Does she was your hair before she cuts it? That must be lovely to stare up at.

[hammersavage]

Good to hear Pitzy alive and doing well. He was always a good enough guy on the air.

[K.C.]

It's certainly the Italian-American way. I've been to enough of them to have the routine down pat.

That's why I gotta back up Tenbats on this one.

Fucking pasta-eaters...they all try to replicate the Connie Corleone wedding at the beginning of The Godfather.

[Tate]

I say live and let live. Why judge what the man wants to do? The wedding is usually all about the bride anyway, so why care?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Does she was your hair before she cuts it? That must be lovely to stare up at.

speaking of which, I had a clone of a certain poster here wash my hair the other day.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I say live and let live. Why judge what the man wants to do? The wedding is usually all about the bride anyway, so why care?

because it was on the air and made good discussion for fodder. Ron made comments about how people on Long Island go overboard with weddings, especially since Pitz and his girl have some cash flow issues.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's why I gotta back up Tenbats on this one.

Fucking pasta-eaters...they all try to replicate the Connie Corleone wedding at the beginning of The Godfather.

Ooooh.. lemme break your camera and then i'll throw 50s at ya.

[PapaBear]

speaking of which, I had a clone of a certain poster here wash my hair the other day.
Given a 90% chance the poster is male, I'll say it's Marc.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Given a 90% chance the poster is male, I'll say it's Marc.

Nope, go with the other 10 percent. It was a lovely experience.