Eastside Dave's Jizz appreciation thread

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok i don't know how well i can explain this

but recently, the hardest i've laughed at the show is with Eastside Dave and Jizz. Whether its him just throwing in a "...hahaha Jizz." or "...hahahaha cum" or his endless stories of what he jerks off too, i just find it the funniest thing in the world. As far as i'm concerned, in the "Jizz humor" market, no one even touches Dave. He is clearly a Jizz connoisseur.


so basically, all i'm saying is that I love Eastside Dave's Jizz! I just can't get enough of his jizz!

[epo]

Nobody should work THAT hard to get a new mod quote.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Nobody should work THAT hard to get a new mod quote.

my mod quotes have been so horrible throughout my time on this board that i don't care anymore. but i'm serious, when Dave talks about his jizz i'm laughing 100% of the time

[drjoek]

Pathetic

[JAH1013]

G.A.Z. - you should be ashamed. Go hide under a porch for a Monster Rain session.

[KingGeno]

Oh boy.

[IamFogHat]

I will never stop laughing the rest of my life every time I think about his story where he ate his dad's jizz.
I hate to deconstruct comedy, but the story was fucking perfect. The fact that he was sick and stayed in his parents bed like a child, to the act itself, to his bizzare explanation that he wanted to know what his dad's tasted like to compare to his own, I mean the guy may be so dumb that he doesn't realize the layers of comedy he puts out there but goddammit is that man gold.

[JAH1013]

You're just a jizz freak. Everyone has something.

[Knowledged_one]

Least surprising thing i have ever read here

[sailor]

spoon will not be amused.