I need a wrting/literary genius here.

[biggestmexi]

I need some one to write a synopsis of the Ron and Fez show.

In a few sentences, but not too many. 10 or so.

But the thing is i would like to have it in a Romeo and Juliet style somehow.

That is why I need you help.

I know NO Shakespeare.

I would like this maybe by tonight please.

Im working on something and will show you when i am done.

[GreatAmericanZero]

But the thing is i would like to have it in a Romeo and Juliet style somehow.
.

iambic pentameter?

[skyscraper]

iambic pentameter?

I think he means a tragedy.
At least he didn't say Hamlet, where everyone dies at the end.

[Hottub]

A few of my favorites.

Work it out.

Or bid me go into a new-made grave,
And hide me with a dead man in his shroud -
Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble -
And I will do it without fear or doubt,
To live an unstain'd wife to my sweet love

For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo

This day's black fate on more days doth depend:
This but begins the woe others must end

These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume.

[biggestmexi]

that.

plus somehow connect it to the original story.

[midwestjeff]

At least he didn't say Hamlet, where everyone dies at the end.

Oh, come on dude!
You can't use spoiler tags?

Fuck!

[west milly Tom]

There once was a man from pinellas park

His sexuality was a shot in the dark

Then along came a fat
man

Who wanted to rap maaan

And boy did their show hit the mark.

[GreatAmericanZero]

"when shakespeare says 'to die' he means having a sexual orgasm"


"so wait, hes talking about popping it in some girls coochie?"


love blade brown

[hammersavage]

Listen up Pinderpuss

[biggestmexi]

I would take the test. then add it to this.

Changing the font to be more fitting obviuosly then submit it for the tee contest since no one has won yet?

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/roneoYfezieta-1.jpg


and ron and fez somewhere a bit more clearly no doubt.

[Don Stugots]

Oh, come on dude!
You can't use spoiler tags?

Fuck!


Edmund is Lear's son too.

[Snoogans]

this thread sucks big balls
listen to the show you fool
this haiku is shit

[Judge Smails]

OK, I did the best I could using the Prologue of Romeo and Juliette as a guide. Iambic pentameter is a bitch:


Two show hosts, both alike in dignity
Sirius XM, where they lay their scene
One's 'secret' is easy to scrutiny
The other is cool but may come off mean.
Together they are two funny mofos
A star-cross'd ginger jacker takes a wife
He is skilled at gossip and puppet shows
Ron's quips and comments are sharp as a knife
Fez needs to be handled with a kid-glove
All the day's news stories will they engage
The show flies with the topics they speak of
After three hours Homestar is the sage
All the fans who with patient ears attend
To RonFez.net to post without end

[biggestmexi]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/roneoYfezieta2.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/roneoYfezieta2.jpg

Noice! I'm a published ghostwriter! Huzzah!

[ToiletCrusher]

very cool mexi and smails.

[Melk]

Fez: What be a witch await vast ethers,
wit calzone in hir bosom?
Does my humours need to bile blacken be?

Ronaldo: Y'vast yon crier spake,
what lyric thou see?

Cryer 1: Tidings my bosom, switch vast of 306.

Ronaldo: What joy doth bring, for hoowah Al sing.

Cryer 1: Swith lover of Adam spake, "pardon?"

Fez: Pardon?

Ronaldo raises his sword

Ronaldo: Hark, I smite thee for thou vex my time. (stabs Cryer 1) Spirited Dark Apollo, do thou have smart poition at thy sted? Swich venom plagues my humors.

East Celta Tydwell: I spotted the cragy Apollo enjoy scores of ale of ginger. In prior moon, my hairs stood with word from Isus come this, Apollo my soul be not still as Ceaser nose paint with semen a plenty.

Apollo: A scoundrel, thou be, and ow I will fight thee.

Ronaldo: Apollo, we shred news of terrible change. You must contain thou's fire.

Apollo: Hark, a cryer comes.