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ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:05 PM

I've been sober 8 years. Yay me.

My wife gave me a magic 8 ball as a gag gift for the occasion - bless her heart.

If the Oracle can't help you, perhaps we can talk.

Your pal,
E3

Dude!

02-17-2009, 09:10 PM

8 ball says....
congratulations on the 8 years!

PapaBear

02-17-2009, 09:11 PM

I haven't had coke in almost 10 years. This thread makes me want some coke.

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:15 PM

I haven't had coke in almost 10 years. This thread makes me want some coke.

Sorry PapaBear... it is a delicious title.

I asked it if this thread would doom you to bumping up...

"My answer is no"

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:16 PM

8 ball says....
congratulations on the 8 years!

Thanks... er, Dude!

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:18 PM

This thread, on second thought, has suddenly become a terrifiyingly real-life version of an episode of either the Twilight Zone or Tales from the Darkside.

You better be able to deal with the fucking answer or don't come knocking.

spoon

02-17-2009, 09:19 PM

Sorry PapaBear... it is a delicious title.

I asked it if this thread would doom you to bumping up...

"My answer is no"

So let me get this straight, you asked an 8-BALL if he would do coke!? :lol:

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:22 PM

So let me get this straight, you asked an 8-BALL if he would do coke!? :lol:

If you're going to get an accurate answer for that question, no better place. :happy:

spoon

02-17-2009, 09:24 PM

http://siriusbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/scott-ferrall.jpg

Shake it up!

spoon

02-17-2009, 09:27 PM

If you're going to get an accurate answer for that question, no better place. :happy:

I'm not sure you got what I meant.

Here -->8 ball: Slang for one-eighth ounce (3.54 g) of a powdered psychoactive drug (especially cocaine, but sometimes heroin or methamphetamine) or a ball of crack cocaine

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:29 PM

PapaBear

02-17-2009, 09:29 PM

I'm not sure you got what I meant.

Here -->8 ball: Slang for one-eighth ounce (3.54 g) of a powdered psychoactive drug (especially cocaine, but sometimes heroin or methamphetamine) or a ball of crack cocaine
The whole idea of the Magic 8 Ball was as a gag gift. I think he got it. You just didn't get that he got it. Got it?

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:30 PM

I'm not sure you got what I meant.

Here -->8 ball: Slang for one-eighth ounce (3.54 g) of a powdered psychoactive drug (especially cocaine, but sometimes heroin or methamphetamine) or a ball of crack cocaine

No - I got it brother.

I was joking too.

I guess, more accurately, you'd ask the Colombian on Remsen.

spoon

02-17-2009, 09:31 PM

I have to reburn my best of. It's all scratched.

Probably bc PapaBear was cutting lines on it with a razor.

PapaBear

02-17-2009, 09:34 PM

Probably bc PapaBear was cutting lines on it with a razor.
Don't be crazy. I only used the cover.

ecobag2

02-17-2009, 09:35 PM

Probably bc PapaBear was cutting lines on it with a razor.

I tend to be much more lax in my CD handling than, say 1995 or so.

Friday

02-17-2009, 10:13 PM

my need for instant gratification leads me here;

Magic 8 Bally (http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi)

TooLowBrow

02-17-2009, 10:32 PM

how can an addict help but ask, 'should i go back'? .... (its just a toy, so...)

please dont.

congrats on 8 years

britneypablo

02-18-2009, 03:56 AM

ecobag2

02-18-2009, 11:56 AM

<font color="deeppink"> You know i totally would but i found out thats not exactly allowed.....:down:

P.S. great to hear the success.....and magic 8 ball can be alot more useful than you think....i make all my big decisions based on what my fortune cookies say...ask the question in my head while i open and eat the cookie...read it, and then whatever way i interpret it is the simple solution bc it was my inner feelin....if u cant use ur 8 ball for that at least u can use it as a reminder that 8 years is great and that ur wife is there for u

These curmudgeons... you scared the bejesus out of me w/ that Aerosmith. I thought I was Hallukanating.

Well thanks for killing my eight ball thread Friday (secretly I wanted to but had already let the cat out of the bag so to speak)

I don't want that kind of cosmic heat right now.

Gvac

02-18-2009, 01:45 PM

I've been sober 8 years. Yay me.

My wife gave me a magic 8 ball as a gag gift for the occasion - bless her heart.

If the Oracle can't help you, perhaps we can talk.

Your pal,
E3

Nice job and congrats, brother.

I hope you keep up the good work.

Do you think you could help me kick coffee and cigarettes? They're the only addiction I have left.

TooLowBrow

02-18-2009, 01:51 PM

Do you think you could help me kick coffee and cigarettes? They're the only addiction I have left.

http://www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.co.uk/files/t_5789.jpg
if this is bad i dont want to be good

ecobag2

02-18-2009, 02:37 PM

http://www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.co.uk/files/t_5789.jpg
if this is bad i dont want to be good

That looks like me, sans the fact its a chick, at breakfast for years during the 90's... lunch and dinner too. In fact, if you couldn't smoke doing it... I didn't want to do it.

I have this whole routine where I put the ashtray up on her ass while I'm bangin...

never mind.

ecobag2

02-18-2009, 02:43 PM

Nice job and congrats, brother.

I hope you keep up the good work.

Do you think you could help me kick coffee and cigarettes? They're the only addiction I have left.

No possible way.

I'm a coffee addict and I, though have quit cigarettes, still enjoy cigars way too much.

Oh - since it's you Gvac... have you heard this?

M. Ghandi was learned and a good teacher. People would bring their children to him for guidance.

One woman brought her daughter to him asking "Mahatma... help my child to quit eating sweets". I cannot he said.
She was puzzled as he was considered very wise and persuasive.

Two weeks later he sent for the woman and her child and informed her that he could now help her daughter with the task.

"Mahatma," she asked, "two weeks ago you said you could not help her... now you say you can?" She was bewildered.

He replied, "Two weeks ago, I was still eating sweets".

Friday

02-18-2009, 02:46 PM

These curmudgeons... you scared the bejesus out of me w/ that Aerosmith. I thought I was Hallukanating.

Well thanks for killing my eight ball thread Friday (secretly I wanted to but had already let the cat out of the bag so to speak)

I don't want that kind of cosmic heat right now.

i'm sorry, schmoopie!
if it helps, the magic 8 ball says that you will have many more years of success.

i hope to be on the wagon someday too.... you can be my inspiration. :wink:

Gvac

02-18-2009, 02:48 PM

No possible way.

I'm a coffee addict and I, though have quit cigarettes, still enjoy cigars way too much.

Oh - since it's you Gvac... have you heard this?

M. Ghandi was learned and a good teacher. People would bring their children to him for guidance.

One woman brought her daughter to him asking "Mahatma... help my child to quit eating sweets". I cannot he said.
She was puzzled as he was considered very wise and persuasive.

Two weeks later he sent for the woman and her child and informed her that he could now help her daughter with the task.

"Mahatma," she asked, "two weeks ago you said you could not help her... now you say you can?" She was bewildered.

He replied, "Two weeks ago, I was still eating sweets".

HAHAHA!

Love it!

Thank you, sir.

ecobag2

02-18-2009, 02:54 PM

HAHAHA!

Love it!

Thank you, sir.

Glad you liked it. :happy:

ecobag2

02-18-2009, 02:59 PM

i'm sorry, schmoopie!
if it helps, the magic 8 ball says that you will have many more years of success.

i hope to be on the wagon someday too.... you can be my inspiration. :wink:

no you're schmoopie.

;)

sounds like a plan.