I joined a gym................

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have 2 bachelor parties one in May, now I will hit the Gym along with 2 nights of basketball

gonna try to diet also


now to the poll

will I last over/under 2 months

[epo]

I have 2 bachelor parties one in May, now I will hit the Gym along with 2 nights of basketball

gonna try to diet also


now to the poll

will I last over/under 2 months

I can't believe somebody would hire you to jump out of a cake.

[disneyspy]

stripper?

[sailor]

who works out for a bachelor party? are you a dancer now?

(yeah, guess everyone thought of that one.)

[jennysmurf]

You can do it!!!! Go Hippo, go Hippo!:clap:

[sailor]

You can do it!!!! Go Hippo, go Hippo!:clap:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41KD7GYM23L.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no , at the pool


I want to take the shirt off, not be ashamed



usually I start my diet in May

[epo]

Just be careful....guys can be savages to the dancer at a bachelor party.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im in agony, I may change my answer

[ChrisTheCop]

I picked over 2 months for 2 reasons.

The first being that I hope you do meet your goal
And continue going and live a long life.
The second being that since May is 3 months away,
It just makes sense you'll go til then at least.
Even if it's only once a month.

Good luck to ya budday!

[Aggie]

Good luck Hippo! I joined 24 Hour Fitness last week! I haven't been to a gym since college. You can do it if you really want to. I am probably the laziest person on earth and I am actually going. We went 4 times in 8 days.

Don't give up!

[hydee]

I find it amusing you are preparing for bachelor parties like brides prepare for weddings.

[drjoek]

Quit now. I want to win the pool!

[ANC]

Go get 'em Hippo!

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/F/freakoftheweek/1039895841_partyboy.jpg

[JPMNICK]

i say you go because you jewishness will out weigh your lazyness

you will force yourself to go just because you are paying for it

[joethebartender]

I have 2 bachelor parties one in May, now I will hit the Gym along with 2 nights of basketball



Hookers don't care if you're fat (Trust me). They just want money and/or coke.

[vjr97]

ive been stepping it up w/ the cardio lately myself.its a good time to see a lot of womens asses

[DiabloSammich]

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/94/17/27/9417275_gal.jpg




I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

[landarch]

I voted Pee in the Butt for two reasons:

1. I always vote pee in the butt.

2. It's more likely that I will pee in my own butt than go to the gym I joined less than a month ago. After a large expenditure, I went once. My wife went four times. We have a month to month contract so not bad, but I am afraid to cancel it, because I really do intend to go........One day.

[drjoek]

I was a member of a gym that I never went to when I finally decided to cancel the membership they pulled the bullshit that I had to come in to sign a form to cancel it. Fuckers tried to hard sell me to stay.

[RoyMunson]

i have a diet that will take at least 60lbs off by May 3rd. You will have to work out atleast 2 or 3 times a week, but if you stick to the diet you WILL lose 60lbs pounds.

[razorboy]

i have a diet that will take at least 60lbs off by May 3rd. You will have to work out atleast 2 or 3 times a week, but if you stick to the diet you WILL lose 60lbs pounds.

Crystal meth is not a diet plan.

[SKANE]

Good luck and remember have fun! Getting started is the hardest part. Once you get a rhythm of going to the gym and eating right it becomes second nature.

[sailor]

i say you go because you jewishness will out weigh your lazyness

you will force yourself to go just because you are paying for it

i agree (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2126912#post2126912)

[JPMNICK]

i agree (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2126912#post2126912)

we are so meant to be together

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no contract, i can opt out when I want

day 2, my hammys are killing me

no gym tonight, but I have a league basketball game



pain is pleasure, yeah fucking right, I hurt

[JPMNICK]

if it makes you feel better i dropped 10 pounds since christmas by limiting my drinking to one night a week, and making sure i eat a small healthy breakfast daily, and not working out at all

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if it makes you feel better i dropped 10 pounds since christmas by limiting my drinking to one night a week, and making sure i eat a small healthy breakfast daily, and not working out at all



good for you and your perfect metabolism fucking bastard, why can I have a good metabolism


my goal is to work off more than the 10-12 Holiday lbs,


mon tues thurs fri sat gym for an hour doing cardio ( and basketball if the wait isnt too long)

Weds and Sun Basketball


I plan to diet, but not hardcore

[ralphbxny]

No secrets you have to work it out. I was 289 in Dec 2005. Just takes discipline. I am with ya bro!! I took the over.

[Bossanova]

Did you hurt your hammy's walking to the gym?

[Compliment-Guy]

You can do it, Mr. Bandaid! I believe in you! You are a nice, strong willed man!

[Marc with a c]

i bet you can get a job there as an exercise ball.

[Creepo]

or the fat suit women kick during karate

[Marc with a c]

or the fat suit women kick during karate

dude. that's just jon

[Marc with a c]

if you aren't careful you'll turn yourself into randy.

[Marc with a c]

when you walk out of the gym in a month and still cant see your shadow don't get discouraged.

[sailor]

moral conundrum: would you rather be worst poster or worst caller?

[disneyspy]

hippos is the new free weights?

[Marc with a c]

edit: i hope nobody quoted that.

[DiabloSammich]

what other type of weights do you expect them to use?



The overweights.

[underdog]

edit: i hope nobody quoted that.

Too late.

And very funny.

[Bossanova]

edit: i hope nobody quoted that.

Just embrace who you are

[disneyspy]

its spelled jim

[RoseBlood]

I can't believe somebody would hire you to jump out of a cake.
If that's the case, you need to quit your gym membership now Hippos.
Once you loose your man-boobs, you will no longer be able to lick the frosting off your teats and you'll loose half your clients.

[Marc with a c]

he doesn't jump out of the cake, he eats his way out.

[Bossanova]

I assumed he'd eat it on the way to the party

[disneyspy]

he's helpin others lose weight by takin his shirt off

[King Hippos Bandaid]

1 week in

Running an Hour each night

Playing Basketball 3-4 times a week


lost some of the excess winter weight, its is so fucked up that 1 slice of Pizza negates 40 minutes of running


Randy ofcourse is running twice as fast and working out, he has his spite diet in full effect

[TooLowBrow]

we should all raise our computers to standing height and samba while we type

[Snoogans]

1 week in

Running an Hour each night

Playing Basketball 3-4 times a week


lost some of the excess winter weight, its is so fucked up that 1 slice of Pizza negates 40 minutes of running


Randy ofcourse is running twice as fast and working out, he has his spite diet in full effect

maybe for you fat boy. i eat awful foods, run 0 minutes and gain 0 weight

[hammersavage]

If you run an hour, you should be running 7 miles a night.

[TheGameHHH]

maybe for you fat boy. i eat awful foods, run 0 minutes and gain 0 weight

cause you have the body type of a 9 year old girl.....

let the man feel good about himself for a few weeks, we all know he's blowing it eventually. you can laugh when its all over

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe for you fat boy. i eat awful foods, run 0 minutes and gain 0 weight


thats because you have the body of a tranny

[lleeder]

I really hope you keep up with this thing.

[midwestjeff]

thats because you have the body of a tranny

Too bad you have the tits of one.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Too bad you have the tits of one.


im down to a B Cup, gay guys pretending to be str8 will ever date me


Ran another 4 miles on the Olympus Machine

added 1/2 Hour on the Exercise Bike, I sure hope the weight comes off

Im eating Special K for gods sake, (actually the one with the berries is good)

[underdog]

thats because you have the body of a tranny

Could someone please give me his number?

[sailor]

even regular special k is a great cereal. also try the one with chocolate.

[TheGameHHH]

I spit out what i think is a hilarious 9 year old girl joke and nobody says a thing, a day later hippos quotes the same post and steals my entire line except for inserting the word tranny. everybody decides to quote him, what am i fucking invisible here?

screw you hippo, i was ready to defend you and now i hope you fail. im back on the snoogans bandwagon!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I spit out what i think is a hilarious 9 year old girl joke and nobody says a thing, a day later hippos quotes the same post and steals my entire line except for inserting the word tranny. everybody decides to quote him, what am i fucking invisible here?

screw you hippo, i was ready to defend you and now i hope you fail. im back on the snoogans bandwagon!!


sorry bro

I see the Devils avatar and I just dont read what you post

my hatred runs deep for the Devils

[King Hippos Bandaid]

1 month into gym membership

I am down 17 lbs., 213 as of today

I run 5 Miles a day on the elliptical, plus some ball and treadmill action, once I lose about 10 more I will start doing crunches

[Marc with a c]

plus some ball action

what's that?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what's that?

It involves gvac, some rose petals and a bed of roasted peppers

[Snoogans]

It involves gvac, some rose petals and a bed of roasted peppers

and a visiting nurse?

[RoseBlood]

It involves gvac, some rose petals and a bed of roasted peppers

leave me outta your gay food fag fantasies.

[hammersavage]

If you were in it, it'd still be gay?

Uh oh :glurps:

[Snoogans]

If you were in it, it'd still be gay?

Uh oh :glurps:

please. If she was in it, she would be cooking him food while he fucks gvac

[RoseBlood]

please. If she was in it, she would be cooking him food while he fucks gvac

Hippos would as Gvac to spank him and I'd just throw a frozen turkey pot pie at his ass.. he wouldn't know the difference.

*edit*

[hammersavage]

Its not the worst deal ever. GVac's so soft and old.

[Marc with a c]

Hippos would as Gvac to spank him and I'd just throw a frozen turkey pot pie at his ass.. he wouldn't know the difference.

*edit*

at or in?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Hippos would as Gvac to spank him and I'd just throw a frozen turkey pot pie at his ass.. he wouldn't know the difference.

*edit*

:ohmy:

edit: Marc read my mind.