Youve got 1 nuke and are free of retribution

[romanwarhelmet]

you've got one maximum yield nuke
and you've got a delivery system to hit anyplace in the world
whats your target?

inside the us might be frowned upon

[King Hippos Bandaid]

China, fuck them

[lleeder]

The moon has really been on my nerves lately.

[romanwarhelmet]

China, fuck them

any particular city that irks you more then others?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> does this nuke melt away unwanted body hair bc if so i could really just aim it down below....and if i have to leave the country to not be frowned upon so be it.....otherwise i would nuke the rain forsests so we can stop tryin to save them...
or maybe Japan....so they know every few decades that THIS IS NOT A GAME! we can nick name is Big Boy this time

[King Hippos Bandaid]

any particular city that irks you more then others?


hmm , Shanghai or Beijing is fine, a major city with high death ratio will be fine and dandy

[sailor]

shaolin

[jauble]

Tibet, no one would see it coming.

[A.J.]

Jerusalem. Then there would be nothing to fight over among the Big 3 religions.

[MacVittie]

http://www.telefonica.net/web2/jtmornet/blog/4f01_nuke.jpg

gotta nuke something.

[Snoogans]

I would hold it over everyone's head while making all the rich nations pay me a bunch not to bomb them. After I get my money I will enjoy it while keeping the nuke incase someone gets out of line

[ZigZagBigBag]

detroit. nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

[meanmrbill]

Youngstown, OH. It's a complete shithole and, as an added bonus, I would be close enough to see the mushroom cloud.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I would hold it over everyone's head while making all the rich nations pay me a bunch not to bomb them. After I get my money I will enjoy it while keeping the nuke incase someone gets out of line


nice!!!!

you need a super villian name

[romanwarhelmet]

I would hold it over everyone's head while making all the rich nations pay me a bunch not to bomb them. After I get my money I will enjoy it while keeping the nuke incase someone gets out of line

the hole point is to use the bomb

not to be jerk and demand money

[Snoogans]

the hole point is to use the bomb

not to be jerk and demand money

would you rather get rich and own the world of kill millions. Who is being the jerk


Pay me, and then do what the fuck I SAY

[romanwarhelmet]

would you rather get rich and own the world of kill millions. Who is being the jerk


Pay me, and then do what the fuck I SAY

I didn't know mikey could sign in as other users

[ryno1974]

The US. The whole fucking thing. Too bad about that damned fallout though, it might make things a little smoggy here for a while after.

[brettmojo]

http://www.google.com/mapdata?CxVjm4EBHd3sSwMg____________AQwtY5uBATXd7E sDQLACSJwBUgJBRWgBkAEJygECZW4

[underdog]

http://www.google.com/mapdata?CxVjm4EBHd3sSwMg____________AQwtY5uBATXd7E sDQLACSJwBUgJBRWgBkAEJygECZW4

Why would you bomb Dubai?

[Dude!]

Jerusalem. Then there would be nothing to fight over among the Big 3 religions.

mecca

2 of the big 3 could easily co-exist in jerusalem

[Farmer Dave]

<font color="deeppink"> ..otherwise i would nuke the rain forsests so we can stop tryin to save them...
or maybe Japan....so they know every few decades that THIS IS NOT A GAME! we can nick name is Big Boy this time

You're a reasonable women. I'm right there with ya.

[TheMojoPin]

mecca

2 of the big 3 could easily co-exist in jerusalem

Doubtful.

[hammersavage]

Hayseedville

[sr71blackbird]

The entire middle east is my first choice. Second choice is China, third is Korea, 4th is Russia

[Farmer Dave]

Hayseedville

Fucker, You can't get me. I'm always moving.

[Serpico1103]

Wal-Mart HQ. Send CEOs a message. Corporations are a larger threat than the dreaded "axis of evil."

[Gvac]

Moscow.

I still don't trust those cocksuckers.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Time we nuke Texas...it's pretty much a different country.

[cougarjake13]

wherever the exact middle is of the middle east

[ecobag2]

shaolin

they'll go crane or drunken monkey on you if you don't get them all.

[ecobag2]

Start a bike gang and leave a few guys back on the button.

Rotating shifts.

[IMSlacker]

I don't think I'd nuke anyone, even if I was free of retribution. Doesn't seem very nice.

[Dude!]

i'm changing my vote to
humble, texas

[Snoogans]

I want 50 billion dollars and my own country, and in exchange for that and whatever else I want basically, I WONT bomb any of your places. ANY OF YOU FUCK WITH ME. And its a problem

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Hottub's place. It'd destroy a majority of the people on this board along with myself, but it'd be for the greater good.

[IMSlacker]

i'm changing my vote to
humble, texas

Nice try, but I'm not bombing your trailer park no matter how much you goad me. Love is the answer!

[silks]

Easy. Las Vegas.

[Coach]

Tibet, tired of the people bitching about the human rights violations there.

[romanwarhelmet]

Tibet, tired of the people bitching about the human rights violations there.

someone beat you to the tibet punch
dont worry
it dont make ya a bad person

[WampusCrandle]

i would bomb 1999 ... before all the hype of the new century came.

[joethebartender]

Youngstown, OH. It's a complete shithole and, as an added bonus, I would be close enough to see the mushroom cloud.

I'm with you; but I'd have to say Yemen...they're so fucking shady! I'd say Patterson, NJ but no one remembers the footage of them celebrating in the streets on 9/11/01. (I do.)

[SP1!]

Doubtful.

Well, since almost every single war was started or involves muslims today it would be an easy choice, Mecca or if its large enough we can just center it in Iran and get as many as we can.

[silks]

no one remembers the footage of them celebrating in the streets on 9/11/01. (I do.)

Oh, I remember it very well... I work down the street from where that all happened and saw it first hand. That area looks like it's already been nuked.

[Reynolds]

Polar ice caps.

There, now you've got a new problem, fucksticks, stop bitching about the fucking ice melting.

[rick9669]

disney world....its not the happiest place on earth..

[foodcourtdruide]

Well, since almost every single war was started or involves muslims today it would be an easy choice, Mecca or if its large enough we can just center it in Iran and get as many as we can.

Wow. You're joking, right? Please?

[Dirtybird12]

israel or new york.

[sailor]

no one would pay you if you only had one nuke. they'd call your bluff.

[Snoogans]

no one would pay you if you only had one nuke. they'd call your bluff.

you dont think about it very deeply. If I had the nuke, then I have a whole squad, all kinds of guns and shit. The nuke is the threat, and people who fuck around get whiped out as a message. Boom, still have the nuke, and wiped out a whole town

[TheMojoPin]

Well, since almost every single war was started or involves muslims today it would be an easy choice, Mecca or if its large enough we can just center it in Iran and get as many as we can.

Ahhhhh-doy.

[SP1!]

Wow. You're joking, right? Please?

No Im not. (http://www.religioustolerance.org/curr_war.htm)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Why don't we just let him be stupid and not acknowledge him?

[disneyspy]

Why don't we just let him be stupid and not acknowledge him?

finally! someone gets it

[SP1!]

Why don't we just let him be stupid and not acknowledge him?

Just because you can accept reality, dont make me be the bad guy.

Fact remains that every other society and religion progressed for the most part, yet muslims stay in the stone ages and everyone seems ok with that where in the civilized world if you have a bishop deny the holocaust hes thought to be a crack pot. We need more people to be called on this bullshit in the muslim worlds but they refuse to simply because they have oil which the world needs, its their ticket to be fucking loonies and keep women covered up because they have no self control.

I have a better question for all of you, how many of you can say you are close with a muslim? And Im not talking someone who works with you, I mean a really close friend. Trust me, some of the things their family says pales in comparison to what I say, did none of you see all the cheering Iraqis that live in exile just outside Detroit when saddam was killed?

Even though there are crackpots on both sides, we have fewer on the christian, Jewish, catholic side as of right now, if they were to try and stone a woman for infidelity the people would be stopped or arrested. Why do we accept those punishments from governments who do very little to stop them?

[underdog]

Just because you can accept reality, dont make me be the bad guy.

haha

[TheMojoPin]

Hahahahahahahaaah! So awesome.

[TheMojoPin]

I have a better question for all of you, how many of you can say you are close with a muslim? And Im not talking someone who works with you, I mean a really close friend.

I love how you say this like you think it's a lock nobody here is friends with someone who raised Muslim.

Besides, if anyone said they were, I'm sure you'd accuse them of lying or not living in reality or not being as real and honest as you or whatever it is this week.

And Moe, sorry, but he'll probably just assume you're not real.

[TheMojoPin]

No Im not. (http://www.religioustolerance.org/curr_war.htm)

Did you actually read your own source? Look how often Christians/Catholics end up on there. You just deflated your own argument that Muslims are causing so much more conflict than anyone else.

[disneyspy]

oh fuck,probably the funniest facin i've seen in awhile,and he did it to himself,nice underdog

[Coach]

someone beat you to the tibet punch
dont worry
it dont make ya a bad person
Fine, then Rome...Tired of the vatican.

[underdog]

Besides, if anyone said they were, I'm sure you'd accuse them of lying or not living in reality or not being as real and honest as you or whatever it is this week.

Nope, he'd accuse them of living in reality.

[SP1!]

I love how you say this like you think it's a lock nobody here is friends with someone who raised Muslim.

Besides, if anyone said they were, I'm sure you'd accuse them of lying or not living in reality or not being as real and honest as you or whatever it is this week.

And Moe, sorry, but he'll probably just assume you're not real.
I never question that but if you do then you would realize that quite a few of them are against most of these assholes that are suicide bombers, I got yelled at because I wasnt for the Iraq invasion and the people I thought would be in the same boat thought I was crazy. The point remains, if it wasnt for oil nobody would have any dealings with these loons. Just like people over here got caught up in the 9/11 hype, they are caught up in the century long struggle of thinking every one is out to get them and they cant let it go, if they remotely try to change anything then it is an attack on allah. Fuck allah.

Did you actually read your own source? Look how often Christians/Catholics end up on there. You just deflated your own argument that Muslims are causing so much more conflict than anyone else.
Yes I did, but delve deeper, they are not the aggressors in those conflicts. Its mostly muslims attacking a christian/catholic government.

Uggggh so what I typed can instead of cant, not really a big deal.

But I will leave all of you with these little stories of a nice (http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/hassan_chop/)religion (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25051874-23109,00.html).

Again while other religions progressed theirs stayed in the stone ages, they need to be called on it.

[midwestjeff]

I've decided to sell mine to Iran for 10 million and a harem to be named later.

10 million isn't a lot, I know, but it is more than I will ever need.

[marky2bucks]

Jerusalem. Then there would be nothing to fight over among the Big 3 religions.

Agreed. I'd give them a 48 hour warning to clear out, and then bam, no more holy land. Nothing to fight over, now drop it bitches.

[TheMojoPin]

Again while other religions progressed theirs stayed in the stone ages, they need to be called on it.

Some sects of it, yes. There is no collective "they" to be called out because nobody outside of those in those sects support such practices. It's redundant, just like it's redudant to expect Muslims who go out of their way to NOT live like that or to escape that to have to do something about it.

The history of Islam isn't a straight line. It's not like it's been stagnant for centuries. The problem you're talking about is the Wahabbist strain of Islam. That's the most extreme and brutal of the numerous variations of Islam, and it's Wahabbim that has been influencing the Islamic publishing houses in Saudi Arabia for decades, which in turn provide most of the Islamic texts to the majority world's Islamic schools and communities. Your problem isn't wih Islam...your problem is with the pricks in Saudi Arabia pushing Wahabbism.

[ToiletCrusher]

Are we still talking about who we want to blow up?

Cause I say France.

[foodcourtdruide]

Just because you can accept reality, dont make me be the bad guy.

Fact remains that every other society and religion progressed for the most part, yet muslims stay in the stone ages and everyone seems ok with that where in the civilized world if you have a bishop deny the holocaust hes thought to be a crack pot. We need more people to be called on this bullshit in the muslim worlds but they refuse to simply because they have oil which the world needs, its their ticket to be fucking loonies and keep women covered up because they have no self control.

I have a better question for all of you, how many of you can say you are close with a muslim? And Im not talking someone who works with you, I mean a really close friend. Trust me, some of the things their family says pales in comparison to what I say, did none of you see all the cheering Iraqis that live in exile just outside Detroit when saddam was killed?

Even though there are crackpots on both sides, we have fewer on the christian, Jewish, catholic side as of right now, if they were to try and stone a woman for infidelity the people would be stopped or arrested. Why do we accept those punishments from governments who do very little to stop them?

You seem to live in a very strange world. Why are you asking us if we're close to any Muslims? Are you asking us because you think Muslims are incapable of being friends with non-Muslims, or are you asking us because we can't truly identify with Muslims because we don't have Muslim friends? If it's the former, why on earth would the answer to that question automatically be no? I have many Muslim friends, especially since I work in the computer world and a lot of my co-workers are Indian, Pakistani, etc. And besides that my family is extremely close to a Muslim family from Jordan. They are very nice people.

Besides that, I have Buddhist, Christian, Atheist, Agnostic and Hindu friends. You said to bomb Iran so we can "get as many as we can". Do you realize the profound loss of innocent life that would take place if a nuclear bomb went off in the middle of Iran? Do you care? Do you consider all Muslims to be guilty? That's what that screams to me.

[Kublakhan61]

I'd aim for the Hamptons on a holiday weekend.

[John Galt]

I went out with a Muslim my freshman year. Although it's moot, because I saw her less as a Muslim and more as a girl who would take her clothes off, knowing I was watching.

As for the nuke: it's been said already, but the moon. Not because I don't like it, but because I hate tides. Fuck tides.

[disneyspy]

we've got to do somethin about those damn danes,fuck denmark