What did you get or give for Valentines Day?

[lleeder]

I got my wife Godiva Chocolate Dipped Strawberries and a card.

[sailor]

20 tulips in ruby red vase from proflowers.com

which ups lost yesterday, saying they delivered it here...when people were home all day. called proflowers and they are shipping a replacement set with a comped box of chocolates and will take up the issue with ups directly. then last night, got a call from some lady a few blocks away "um, your flowers were delivered here." score! double flowers again from proflowers (assuming ups can get it here today). they really are the best web-site for flowers.

[meanmrbill]

Gave a dozen roses in a vase. Went the traditional route.

[lleeder]

20 tulips in ruby red vase from proflowers.com

which ups lost yesterday, saying they delivered it here...when people were home all day. called proflowers and they are shipping a replacement set with a comped box of chocolates and will take up the issue with ups directly. then last night, got a call from some lady a few blocks away "um, your flowers were delivered here." score! double flowers again from proflowers (assuming ups can get it here today). they really are the best web-site for flowers.

Can I have those I've been feeling down lately?

[BlackSpider]

Nothing/Nothing.
I live an empty life...

[sailor]

Can I have those I've been feeling down lately?

i felt crappy teasing you with that (it's all true, btw) after reading your other thread. :(

[Chip196]

I gave her a Vermont Teddy Bear (The pregnant Bear because she's loving pregnancy so much). She got me The Force Unleashed for Wii. Not bad at all. I made her Heart Shaped French Toast for breakfast this morning as well.

[lleeder]

I gave her a Vermont Teddy Bear (The pregnant Bear because she's loving pregnancy so much). She got me The Force Unleashed for Wii. Not bad at all. I made her Heart Shaped French Toast for breakfast this morning as well.

I had french toast for breakfast but it was shaped as a guillotine.

[A.J.]

A speeding ticket.

[Friday]

A speeding ticket.

was the cop cute at least?

[A.J.]

was the cop cute at least?

I almost kissed him for not giving me a moving violation -- just failure to obey a sign.

[~Katja~]

Nothing/Nothing.
I live an empty life...

eh... my kind of life.

[Friday]

I almost kissed him for not giving me a moving violation -- just failure to obey a sign.

see? it helps to have super secret spy credentials sometimes!
enjoy your VD! :wub:

[A.J.]

enjoy your VD! :wub:

http://www.psywarrior.com/VDPoster005.jpg

[hammersavage]

That was my thought as well.

[underdog]

I gave my wife nothing and she gave me nothing. We're going out to eat with friends tonight.

[disneyspy]

i sent a text message,it was esweet

[lleeder]

I gave my wife nothing and she gave me nothing. We're going to eat out friends tonight.

Swingers have it made.

[~Katja~]

i sent a text message,it was esweet

I knew I heard my phone...LOL

[sailor]

i got a penguin card in return. double score!

[underdog]

Swingers have it made.

We'll probably play apples to apples and then rock band.

Although, I may sit in my new IKEA chair, and that swings.

[sailor]

We'll probably play apples to apples and then rock band.

Although, I may sit in my new IKEA chair, and that swings.

guess i owe lleeder $10 bucks

[west milly Tom]

I named a star after someone.

[IMSlacker]

Gave: Pajamagram!
Got: John Hodgman's book

[west milly Tom]

Whatever happened to lobstergram? They still around?

[grlNIN]

20 tulips in ruby red vase from proflowers.com

which ups lost yesterday, saying they delivered it here...when people were home all day. called proflowers and they are shipping a replacement set with a comped box of chocolates and will take up the issue with ups directly. then last night, got a call from some lady a few blocks away "um, your flowers were delivered here." score! double flowers again from proflowers (assuming ups can get it here today). they really are the best web-site for flowers.

I better get those purple tulips for my birthday next week. I dropped about 10 hints that i wanted them.


I got a $40 gift card to this store i buy all my jewelry at in Red Bank. This woman is from Brazil and makes the most amazing jewelry and sells it in pairs for like $15. I went there today after getting my hair cut and bought a nice top and a pretty scarf.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/443/n81402299312263485349gq4.jpg

We're going to see Coraline today and after im going to make a big meal of sausage & peppers with potatoes and homemade focaccia with sauce. I also bought him a Toblerone.

[Friday]

I named a star after someone.

it is now possible that you have surpassed bob impact in the hack category.

:bye:

[weekapaugjz]

I'm giving my girl a card and a small stuffed cat.

[sailor]

Whatever happened to lobstergram? They still around?

yes. (http://www.livelob.com/)

[west milly Tom]

it is now possible that you have surpassed bob impact in the hack category.

:bye:



I didn't really, though Rocky Moselle has almost gotten me a few times.

:bye:

[Friday]

i just got roses
red ones.
they smell perty.
i guess those live reads worked. hah.

[DiabloSammich]

I got nothing and I gave nothing.

I am blessed to have found a woman that sees this holiday for what it is. A corporate sham that was built solely to separate fools from their money, using a heavy-handed mix of marketing and guilt.


Yay me!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

much less than when we were dating
She Gets

Godiva Heart Box o Chocolates
2 Dozen Long Stem Roses
Silly Plush Animal
Card
Dinner tonight at a Fancy Italian Restaurant




I get dark chocolates in a heart and a card

[Tall_James]

Got a card and a Valentine's Day Magic 8 Ball

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> Earrings :)

but tonight i have a date with 10 2-8 year olds....and their parents are payin me....IMAGINE THAT...me alone with kids and they pay me....bunch of sickos

[romanwarhelmet]

i broke up with some chick yesterday



so i gave myself the award for greatest asshole move ever

[sailor]

much less than when we were dating
She Gets

Godiva Heart Box o Chocolates
2 Dozen Long Stem Roses
Silly Plush Animal
Card
Dinner tonight at a Fancy Italian Restaurant




I get dark chocolates in a heart and a card

wtf more did you do before?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wtf more did you do before?


gifts 2 or 3 usually pricey



I usually go for a cheap dozen of roses, but got 2 with the Pro Flowers Deal that Ron & Fez kept promoting

only 39.99 2 Doz Roses Vase and truffles


Ill let you know how good the flowers are

IF I EVER FUCKING GET THEM, 12 FUCKING EXTRA BUCKS FOR SATURDAY DELIVERY, ITS 3PM AND NO FUCKING ROSES YET

[sailor]

gifts 2 or 3 usually pricey



I usually go for a cheap dozen of roses, but got 2 with the Pro Flowers Deal that Ron & Fez kept promoting

only 39.99 2 Doz Roses Vase and truffles


Ill let you know how good the flowers are

IF I EVER FUCKING GET THEM, 12 FUCKING EXTRA BUCKS FOR SATURDAY DELIVERY, ITS 3PM AND NO FUCKING ROSES YET

check the shipping status. it may have been delivered to the wrong place. btw, we still have not received our replacement set.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

check the shipping status. it may have been delivered to the wrong place. btw, we still have not received our replacement set.


have fed ex.com on the tab right next, in transit , Avenel NJ at 7am in truck ready to be sent

no more updates after that

[Foster]

I named a star after someone.

I did that one year, but that star turned into a blackhole

[sailor]

I did that one year, but that star turned into a blackhole

anal? nice.

[Snoogans]

nothing and nothing

[Friday]

have fed ex.com on the tab right next, in transit , Avenel NJ at 7am in truck ready to be sent

no more updates after that

mine came about an hour or so ago ... i think. they were driver released so they just left them on the porch and my neighbors brought them in.
go check the front door just in case.

i will be giving Everclear with a red bow as a thank you gift. but not until mondee.
i still think this is a silly day, but flowers make me happee and this week has been poop.

[epo]

I bought a new 5 Wood for myself. Does that count?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

mine came about an hour or so ago ... i think. they were driver released so they just left them on the porch and my neighbors brought them in.
go check the front door just in case.

i will be giving Everclear with a red bow as a thank you gift. but not until mondee.
i still think this is a silly day, but flowers make me happee and this week has been poop.



just got mine, fed ex came, the roses are small and generic, but 2 dozen for $40 bucks aint bad for Valentines Day

[skyscraper]

haven't done the gift exchange yet, but I got her a silver bangle bracelet to replace the one I gave her for Christmas which had a busted latch.

[JerseyRich]

I got a letter opener with my initials on it so I can stab my way out.

[hydee]

My husband and I are planning our garden today, we are planting seedlings and just having a nice day at home. If after 14 years of marriage I don't know he loves me, I don't know why I would be here, you know?

No offense to anyone that got/gave stuff.

[EddieMoscone]

Woke up and made my wife Beligian Waffles this morning.

Taking her to see Esperanza Spalding at Jazz Standard (Blue Smoke BBQ) tomorrow night.

[razorboy]

I gave myself tickets to see The Blind Boys of Alabama tonight. I'm so sweet.

[Friday]

I bought a new 5 Wood for myself. Does that count?

definitely.
it will last a lot longer than flowers.

[brettmojo]

A Vermont Teddy Bear Save the Bears Grizzly Bear Bear For her.

http://vermontteddy.http.internapcdn.net/vermontteddy/Images/ProductImages/245/KA20004_245.jpg (http://www.vermontteddybear.com/SellGroup/Save-the-Bears-Grizzly-Bear.aspx)

Best Buy gift card for me. :clap:

[razorboy]

A Vermont Teddy Bear Save the Bears Grizzly Bear Bear For her.

Could you cram another bear in that sentence?

[JerseyRich]

A Vermont Teddy Bear Save the Bears Grizzly Bear Bear For her.

Best Buy gift card bear for me. :clap:

Could you cram another bear in that sentence?


I took liberties.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> almost forgot...i also got a plane ticket...NICE

[Arch Stanton]

Movado Watch and these miracle ball things a dancer invented. Supposed to relieve pain and all.

[brettmojo]

Could you cram another bear in that sentence?
I was trying to but it started not making sense.

[razorboy]

I was trying to but it started not making sense.

You could at least gone with Best Buy gift card card.

[RhinoinMN]

My wife gave me Rock Band 2. I gave her a digital photo frame with some special pics of the kids loaded into it.


I also did proflowers.com for today's delivery. Not here yet. I did a track online and I think they are being delivered someplace in WI. Cocksuckers.

[Bob Impact]

I gave an engagement ring.

[hammersavage]

I gave an engagement ring.

Winner!

[Serpico1103]

I got an audit notice from the state. Over a $2K tuition deduction. Politicians neglect taxes for years, 100K+ in taxes, and I get audited.
System is fucked.

[Foster]

I got kissed on the cheek by a cute (female) bartender

[BlackSpider]

I got kissed on the cheek by a cute (female) bartender

Did you leave a $20 tip...?

[~Katja~]

I got kissed on the cheek by a cute (female) bartender

butt cheek right before you left her cold and lonely on her bed?

[Foster]

Did you leave a $20 tip...?

.....yes :down:

[BlackSpider]

.....yes :down:


I've been there...

butt cheek right before you left her cold and lonely on her bed?


You read a lot into his post...

[Foster]

butt cheek right before you left her cold and lonely on her bed?

no on my face, and I left her to serve drinks to lovestruck couples.

[Foster]

I've been there...



though she didn't charge me for any of my drinks

[~Katja~]

I've been there...




You read a lot into his post...

it's V-day... I was only wishing him the best

[~Katja~]

I gave my wife a good banging. btw this is my firstg post....how do I start a new thread...I'm told that I don't have"privileges"?

says it's your second post... and you start by spelling your username correctly :P

[Annie Waits]

Chuckwagon wrote a poem for me and he also gave me a restaurant size can of:

https://img.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1001029_039400018100_A_400.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

My chick loved her stuffed cat and card. So that's good. I got a choco peanut butter heart and a chinese dinner. Works for me.

[Foster]

Chuckwagon wrote a poem for me and he also gave me a restaurant size can of:

https://img.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1001029_039400018100_A_400.jpg

did the poem go:

beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat them,
the more your toot?

because if that was it I don't think he wrote it

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I got a card that literally said I was "A Briiiiick. Houuuse."

That was very cool.

[Zenica Times]

i got my wife nothing and told her our family celebrates valentines on feb 21

[Jujubees2]

Nothing. I'm stuck in Cincinnati with the basketball team until tomorrow. But before I left I did get my wife a new timing belt and water pump for her car!

[Holla Achu]

Got my pregnant wife flowers, a stuffed animal, card, & a reservation at a nice restaurant. She got me puke and a shortened dinner.

[~Katja~]

Got my pregnant wife flowers, a stuffed animal, card, & a reservation at a nice restaurant. She got me puke and a shortened dinner.

you should have had her puke on the plate and then return it with complaints... and get free dinner the next time you go there.

[~Katja~]

Nothing. I'm stuck in Cincinnati with the basketball team until tomorrow. But before I left I did get my wife a new timing belt and water pump for her car!

that's nice but of it wasn't V-day she would not have gotten it fixed?

[lleeder]

Why do women think that they should get something on this day??? Who started this stuff.....I want to kill him.....Why can't men have a day for themselves??????

This guys great. Quite the good best friend.

[~Katja~]

Why do women think that they should get something on this day??? Who started this stuff.....I want to kill him.....Why can't men have a day for themselves??????

well, since you are SO german you should have known that there is a day for men in Germany where they get gifts and they all hang out, meet up or go on drunken bar tours for the day until they end up passed out and falling off their bike

http://kobbecomics.de/img_comics/maennertag.png

[lleeder]

well, since you are SO german you should have known that there is a day for men in Germany where they get gifts and they all hang out, meet up or go on drunken bar tours for the day until they end up passed out and falling off their bike

http://kobbecomics.de/img_comics/maennertag.png

Of course he's german.

[ecobag2]

I'm at work telling someone - "I forgot all about and blah blah like an asshole." and then he's complaining about how much is tacked on for delivery.

A lightbulb went off.

I can use teh interweb and a credit card to remedy this.

I got home a little while ago - it's pretty nice for the low end of what they had on the website - a glass cube with 6 roses and a card and balloon.

I kick ass.:smoke:

[A.J.]

I got a Valentine's Day card from Mother.

As if I didn't have low enough self-esteem.

[razorboy]

I got a Valentine's Day card from Mother.

As if I didn't have low enough self-esteem.

Was there a twenty dollar bill in it?

[BlackSpider]

I got a Valentine's Day card from Mother.

As if I didn't have low enough self-esteem.

Was there a twenty dollar bill in it?


Oh shit...:lol:

[EddieMoscone]

I really need to stop...yesterday I did Belgian Waffles for breakfast and Filet Mignon for dinner. This morning I did Eggs Benedict and Eggs Royale (minus the caviar!). I guess my gift to my wife has been to be her personal chef for the weekend.

[A.J.]

Was there a twenty dollar bill in it?

If only.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Some sort of chocolate covered rose that probably cost her $2. I went ahead and bought her a plastic rose from CVS. $4.

Yep, I'm the definition of class.