Survivor: Ughhhhhhh [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

King Imp

02-12-2009, 05:45 PM

Sandy, the old lady, totally annoys the fuck out of me as well. I really wish she would have gone tonight.

I am so annoyed that they voted out Carolina. Man, she was hot and what a set of tits on her when she was in the water after that challenge. I really wanted to see much more of her.

King Hippos Bandaid

02-12-2009, 05:52 PM

worst show ever

I think less of anyone still watching this after 2002

Knowledged_one

02-12-2009, 05:55 PM

worst show ever

I think less of anyone still watching this after 2002

unemployed with no cable thats why i watch i mean the alternative is kath and kim or idol

King Hippos Bandaid

02-12-2009, 05:57 PM

unemployed with no cable thats why i watch i mean the alternative is kath and kim or idol

DVR and DVDs sir

CBS is not even on my channel list when football is not on

Knowledged_one

02-12-2009, 06:00 PM

DVR and DVDs sir

CBS is not even on my channel list when football is not on

no cable=no dvr
and i wont watch a dvd because the office/hells kitchen at 9

realmenhatelife

02-14-2009, 09:42 PM

Taj was in SWV, or Sistas wit Vocals.

Coach is a tool, and needs to go.

instrument

02-14-2009, 10:17 PM

I like survivors new season where the players are displaced in time and there's a smokemonster n stuff

ChrisTheCop

02-15-2009, 08:58 AM

I'm usually a big fan, but I totally forgot this one.

As did Tivo. It's supposed to know me!!!

lleeder

02-15-2009, 09:06 AM

Survivor are idiots with the name change each season. The call it Survivor:WHATEVER THE NEW ISLAND IS. Then my Dvr doesn't remember it for the new season. They need to just list it as Survivor each year. Now I missed the first episode for the 2nd year in a row.

HamandEgger

02-15-2009, 02:28 PM

My early pick is the army sgt

I dont know. He seems like he is playing under the radar, but he is a leader....that may piss off people? I guess it depends on how he does it.

Lil oc

02-15-2009, 03:34 PM

realmenhatelife

02-15-2009, 07:01 PM

Where is the survivor in the show anymore? Fire, for examply, now if they don't win it they are given it at first tribal. At the beginning they never got to take it with them. Same with food. There's really no physical surviving left in the show, just a who's the sneakiest bitch. Yet I still watch, I suck.

I think it factors into the living conditions. When its 120 with high humidity you cant really have people doing physical challenges when they haven't drunk water in two days- so they have to give them fire. They always had rice, it was a few seasons in before they set the show in a location where they received absolutely no food.

TooLowBrow

02-15-2009, 07:06 PM

I think it factors into the living conditions. When its 120 with high humidity you cant really have people doing physical challenges when they haven't drunk water in two days- so they have to give them fire. They always had rice, it was a few seasons in before they set the show in a location where they received absolutely no food.

then they should lose because they didnt find water. there must be water locally; the spot was picked for the needs of the show

realmenhatelife

02-15-2009, 08:36 PM

then they should lose because they didnt find water. there must be water locally; the spot was picked for the needs of the show

There is water locally, but you have to boil it to make it safe to drink, at least supposedly. Which is why tribes go without water in the first few days- they cant drink until they make a fire to boil it.

TooLowBrow

02-15-2009, 08:44 PM

There is water locally, but you have to boil it to make it safe to drink, at least supposedly. Which is why tribes go without water in the first few days- they cant drink until they make a fire to boil it.

it sounds like they have terrific survivor skills

on what basis are the contestants picked?

StupidGirlllll

02-16-2009, 01:25 AM

As the reigning Fantasy Survivor champ..I think that this season will be very exciting. I read somewhere that 2 people go to exile this time. 1 from the losing tribe, then that person gets to choose some1 from the winning tribe. When they get to "EXILE" there will be 2 eggs to choose from. 1 egg has a glue as to where the immunity idol is hidden (somewhere back @ camp) & the other 1 has nothing in it. So it is kinda fair. Another twist is also if you do go to exile you do not have to go back to your original team you can jump to the other if you like.

realmenhatelife

02-16-2009, 05:40 AM

it sounds like they have terrific survivor skills

on what basis are the contestants picked?

I realize the show is called Survivor, but really you are Surviving the game of Survivor, not the conditions you are placed in. Contestants submit a video and the cast is generally made up of about half actors/models/bartenders. There are usually a few very resourceful people, and a handful of others learn stuff, but its not impossible to make it to the end of the game and be useless in camp life.

robot artist

05-16-2009, 09:38 AM

And so Coach has finally been voted off. At long last. After all his talk of being the Dragon Slayer, and cutting off the Dragon's Head, it looks like his teammates have finally cut out the Dragon's Asshole.

This guy was possibly the biggest douchebag ever seen on reality television. I particularly loved the episode when everyone got to have a visit from a loved one - and this idiot's assistant coach shows up - I guess Coach has no family or anyone who actually cares about him.

Then, like a little kid who's parents have arrived at summer camp for a visit, he tells the assistant coach "Guess what they call me here? The Dragon Slayer!"

No, asshole, you gave yourself that name!

realmenhatelife

05-16-2009, 12:03 PM

Yeah, Coach was pretty next level. I have a real thing for Erinn.

robot artist

05-16-2009, 03:39 PM

Yeah, Coach was pretty next level. I have a real thing for Erinn.

Yeah... the combination of the smart-girl glasses and that just-fucked-hair look do it for me too - yum yum.

She'll never win though. I think it's gonna be J.T. all the way.

realmenhatelife

05-17-2009, 06:23 AM

Yeah... the combination of the smart-girl glasses and that just-fucked-hair look do it for me too - yum yum.

She'll never win though. I think it's gonna be J.T. all the way.

For me it's how her stylish facade completely fell apart as the show went on, and you see that shes got buck teeth and weird elf ears. Then she'll laugh and look like such a dork.

Erinn is the smart person to take to the final two because she cant win, I think Sierra is the only person who would vote for her. JT is unbeatable, and I think Steven would probably just edge Taj. I'm really glad they're back to the two person final this season, I dont enjoy the three person at all, and it makes them do way too much filler in the last episode.

ChrisTheCop

05-17-2009, 08:08 AM

Watching JT and Stephen eat Churrasco and drink beer made me realize how much I miss Brazil. You can get them both here of course, but it really tastes better there.

At the start of last Thursday's episode, I looked at the remaining survivors and couldnt figure out who I wanted to win. It definitely wasnt Coach, and I was afraid someone would keep him around thinking he'd be a good personality to go up against with the jury, but then somehow he'd win. I was happy to see him go, fake illnesses and all.

I never liked JT, but among the final 4, he is most deserving. Having said that, I can see none of the other 3 wanting to sit next to him in front of the jury, so if they can get him out, I'm sure theyll try. Leaving Taj, Erin, and Stephen...my god--not one of them deserves to win. Awful... I hope JT survives to the finals, then he's a shoe in.

Dont forget, the finale is tonight (Sunday) from 8-10, followed by the reunion. Dont be fucked by tivo.

robot artist

05-17-2009, 01:17 PM

For me it's how her stylish facade completely fell apart as the show went on, and you see that shes got buck teeth and weird elf ears. Then she'll laugh and look like such a dork.

You nailed it. Add it all up and it still equals hot to me - I go for the off kilter look. And it'll be interesting to see how she looks again tonight at the reunion show.

extracheese

05-17-2009, 04:34 PM

Anyone watching tonights finale?

Probst used to at least attempt a little subtelty at Tribal council when trying to get info.
Just now? he just comes right out and says "Steven who are you voting for??!!"

Taj goes to jury. Final 3. The 2 homos and the brain dead chick. Should prove interesting. Erin who is lucky to have gotten anywhere this far, is in a really good spot. Each guy who are both well liked would want to
take her to the finals with them. I cant see how Erin wont get picked to stay

KatPw

05-17-2009, 04:37 PM

I thought his flat out asking was odd also.

robot artist

05-17-2009, 05:10 PM

I'd just like to point out that Coach is not the paragon of virtue he makes himself out to be (and everyone has fallen for) - he did indeed lie during the game.

Annie Waits

05-17-2009, 06:08 PM

i'm so glad he won, i want to marry him

lleeder

05-17-2009, 06:25 PM

I'd just like to point out that Coach is not the paragon of virtue he makes himself out to be (and everyone has fallen for) - he did indeed lie during the game.

Will he take the lie detector?

realmenhatelife

05-17-2009, 06:58 PM

The did let Coach off the hook during the reunion. They do have him on film flat out lying about getting Sierra to vote with him and Debbie, and Probst is generally pretty good about bringing that stuff up.

Somoa looks pretty good for a location.

King Imp

05-17-2009, 07:52 PM

Deep down inside, this is how I was hoping Jeff's brief talk with Carolina would have gone.

Jeff: "So Carolina, what have you been up to since the show?"

Carolina: "Well Jeff, even though I was only on for one episode, people saw I was hot and had huge tits so Playboy approached me shorty after returning home and I agreed to pose for them."

What? A boy can dream can't he?

ChrisTheCop

05-18-2009, 01:22 PM

lleeder

05-18-2009, 01:34 PM

Stephen really did come off as gay during the questioning by the jury, didnt he?
Gay and ruthless... why does JT think he owes anything to him? Fuck that.

And coach remains shameless. Just a silly, pathetic man.

I wouldve given Sierra the 100K just for keeping it interesting toward the end.

She still is delusional and sad. I was hoping she'd stay around but in the reunion she showed that she is just a spoiled brat. I'm happy JT took all the loot.

realmenhatelife

05-18-2009, 05:22 PM

Stephen really did come off as gay during the questioning by the jury, didnt he?
Gay and ruthless... why does JT think he owes anything to him? Fuck that.

And coach remains shameless. Just a silly, pathetic man.

I wouldve given Sierra the 100K just for keeping it interesting toward the end.

Stephen damn near kissed JT on the mouth during the reunion.

I felt bad for Sierra on the show, but you definitely got a feel for how bad she sucked during the reunion. I think they wanted another Sugar.