Proflowers are a bunch of lying cunts

[lleeder]

I never buy my wife flowers but I figured why not support a sponser fro the show. $40 for 18 roses seemed like a good deal. They make your take all of these shipping options that take the order up to $63. What lying cunts!!! I trusted those live reads. Sorry no roses for you this year.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

You expected shipping and handling to be included? :thumbdown:

[ToiletCrusher]

No roses for anyone this year? Seems harsh but I wouldn't support them either.

[Gvac]

Then you should have told them to give the delivery guy a $7 tip and make it $70 even.

Just wait until you see what you pay for a dozen and a half roses a week from now.

Cheap bastard.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I always get hoodwinked, I have a 20% coupon with the $39.99 18 Roses and still pay over $50

they play the $2.99 delivery after 4 (when she gone from teaching)
$10.99 Delivery 10am to 3pm


its all a scam,


I am thinking of going to costco and then delivering them myself for V Day or Bday

[Friday]

i think wildflowers are nicer anyway.
you can PM me for my address. :D

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Nothing says "I love you", quite like a dozen gas station roses.

[lleeder]

I got her an overly expensive gift for Christmas with the deal that she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday Feb 13th or Valentines Day. I was gonna get the flowers as a little gesture but 63 is too much.

[~Katja~]

women don't want flowers damn it. good women anyway.

[Friday]

women don't want flowers damn it. good women anyway.

ooh you're right.. earrings would be nicer. small and tasteful.

:happy:

[ToiletCrusher]

I got her an overly expensive gift for Christmas with the deal that she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday Feb 13th or Valentines Day. I was gonna get the flowers as a little gesture but 63 is too much.

What is the most you are willing to spend on love?

This is only about 10 bucks. It should be ready by summer.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/youthquaker/fairy/IMG_2327.jpg

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I just want tulips on my organ... wacka wacka!



*blows brains out*

[lleeder]

small and tasteful.

:happy:

I have something small and tasteful for her but she's not interested.

[~Katja~]

ooh you're right.. earrings would be nicer. small and tasteful.

:happy:

they would look silly on my big ears :)

[~Katja~]

I have something small and tasteful for her but she's not interested.

sorry, maybe for the special occasion set the thermostat a bit higher for a lil' extra size

[OGC]

women don't want flowers damn it. good women anyway.


That's how I know that I married a good woman. She isn't impressed by flowers or trinkets. :thumbup:

[PanterA]

My chick wants a Wii... :glurps:

$63? You're fucking lucky!

[IMSlacker]

Get her a gift certificate for ashleymadison.com. They have a money-back guarantee.

[Gvac]

Get her a gift certificate for ashleymadison.com. They have a money-back guarantee.

This is why IMSlacker is the most underrated poster in ronfez.net history.

[lleeder]

This is why IMSlacker is the most underrated poster in ronfez.net history.

I think he's rated properly.

[moochcassidy]

shouldve went for porn.com

[~Katja~]

My chick wants a Wii... :glurps:

$63? You're fucking lucky!

for fucking valentine's day???

ugh, have I EVER mentioned how much I HATE this stupid fake holiday

[disneyspy]

katja,i choo choo choose you
will you be my valentine?

[Sinestro]

I always order flowers from my friend's shop who I grew up with. They always do a good job. My girl loved the flowers I sent her for her graduation and they were in bloom for a long time. Too bad she lost her camera with her graduation and the flowers on them.:sad:

[ToiletCrusher]

katja,i choo choo choose you
will you be my valentine?


http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video/stills/s/simpsonsvday_jezebel.flv.jpg

[IMSlacker]

I think he's rated properly.

I think the ratings are complete bullshit!

[~Katja~]

katja,i choo choo choose you
will you be my valentine?

N
O

[ToiletCrusher]

Why don't you print out this thread and give it to her? I think the thought you put into is better than the flowers or a gift.

[lleeder]

Why don't you print out this thread and give it to her? I think the thought you put into is better than the flowers or a gift.

She knows I don't put thought into my threads.

[ToiletCrusher]

She knows I don't put thought into my threads.

but this one has legs.

[epo]

$63? Why the fuss?

[Enabler]

Proflowers also sucks because once you buy something from them you get endless emails about all the great specials and savings they offer. Fuck them.

[~Katja~]

$63? Why the fuss?

seriously? I rather enjoy a bottle of wine or two or three together for that money and have an awesome night... flowers die ...

[Friday]

seriously? I rather enjoy a bottle of wine or two or three together for that money and have an awesome night... flowers die ...

but that is YOU.
and maybe Lleeder's lady would really appreciate a beautiful bouquet.

different things make different people happeeee :)

[epo]

seriously? I rather enjoy a bottle of wine or two or three together for that money and have an awesome night... flowers die ...

I'm just saying if his chick digs flowers go for it. If his chick digs wine...that's cool too.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

... she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday ...but 63 is too much.
Wow, she is OLD!

[KatPw]

seriously? I rather enjoy a bottle of wine or two or three together for that money and have an awesome night... flowers die ...

I'd rather have mylar balloons over either of those things (I know, I'm weird). To each his own :thumbup:

[ToiletCrusher]

i give jewelery. my father was a jeweler.

[~Katja~]

but that is YOU.
and maybe Lleeder's lady would really appreciate a beautiful bouquet.

different things make different people happeeee :)

I'm just saying if his chick digs flowers go for it. If his chick digs wine...that's cool too.

I'd rather have mylar balloons over either of those things (I know, I'm weird). To each his own :thumbup:

oh I am not saying that she would like that... I just see no use in flowers.. maybe a potted plant but flowers are way overpriced in the US
I used to send and give flowers a lot at home but they are at not even a fraction of this cost.

[Friday]

i can assure you that none of us will ever buy you flowers from this point forward. :D

[ToiletCrusher]

oh I am not saying that she would like that... I just see no use in flowers.. maybe a potted plant but flowers are way overpriced in the US
I used to send and give flowers a lot at home but they are at not even a fraction of this cost.

did you see my page 1 suggestion. I could give that to you instead.

[~Katja~]

i can assure you that none of us will ever buy you flowers from this point forward. :D

I still send flowers to Germany all the time... I pay 30 bucks for a huge bouquet incl. delivery...

here I find it a waste... just too sad to see them die within days.

[mikeyboy]

here I find it a waste... just too sad to see them die within days.

You've convinced me. My wife is getting Sea Monkeys for Valentines Day. They live a bit longer.

[~Katja~]

You've convinced me. My wife is getting Sea Monkeys for Valentines Day. They live a bit longer.

she already has crazy monkeys jumping on the bed...

[boosterp]

Get her a gift certificate for ashleymadison.com. They have a money-back guarantee.

:lol::lol::lol:

Potted roses, my ex appreciated that a lot more. I then planted them in the yard and grew it into a larger bush that I would cut flowers from and give them to her.

[Fallon]

I used them before, I think the boys were doing spots for them. Roses died like the next day. Asses.

[Friday]

I used them before, I think the boys were doing spots for them. Roses died like the next day. Asses.

they were beautiful though!

[Contra]

I pay 10 for a dozen, thank goodness for Dan Schanz!

[sailor]

I got her an overly expensive gift for Christmas with the deal that she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday Feb 13th or Valentines Day. I was gonna get the flowers as a little gesture but 63 is too much.

just get wasted. that'll learn her.

[ToiletCrusher]

when you click on the microphone, you can type anything into that box and it will connect you with the same discount page. They're crafty those proflower bastards.

[Bossanova]

$63? Why the fuss?

Because this place is full of commoners.



This is why Gvac and I just buy a bottle of scotch and give each other a shot in the mouth. No dumb flowers

[Dude!]

I pay 10 for a dozen, thank goodness for Dan's Schwanz!

fag

[joethebartender]

Nothing says "I love you", quite like a gas station moses.

http://www.danielnester.com/uploaded_images/gas_station_moses-700758.jpg

[drusilla]

i always have problems with that stupid company. one time they just took my money & never sent the flowers i ordered. i figured i'd give them another shot, so this year i ordered by the deadline to guarantee delivery on christmas eve & they never made it. they showed up at my brothers house the day after christmas & when they opened the box, inside was just a bunch of stems. idiots. my sister-in-law had to call them up & have them resend her the flowers.

they are the worst company ever.

[KC2OSO]

Nothing says "I love you", quite like a dozen gas station roses.
Great chick band name The Gas Station Roses.
The Lying Cunts isn't so bad either.

[Dude!]

they showed up at my brothers house the day after christmas & when they opened the box, inside was just a bunch of stems. idiots. my sister-in-law had to call them up & have them resend her the flowers.

they are the worst company ever.

wow..that is unbelievable

like sending someone a box of muffins
and they deliver the stumps only

[DiabloSammich]

Matty's not gonna like this thread title.

[Gvac]

Because this place is full of commoners.



This is why Gvac and I just buy a bottle of scotch and give each other a shot in the mouth. No dumb flowers

It's no use, honey.

They'll never understand.

Troglodytes, all of them.

[sailor]

used them a few times and always had great results. i get red tulips, not roses, so maybe that has something to do with it. on the first valentine's day with the lady who later became my wife, they delivered double in error. like 40 tulips and two vases, it was insane. and it came to under $30.

[beachbum]

I got her an overly expensive gift for Christmas with the deal that she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday Feb 13th or Valentines Day. I was gonna get the flowers as a little gesture but 63 is too much.

I can't believe you thought/think that deal would hold up.63 is a bargain for roses around Valentines day regardless.

[drusilla]

used them a few times and always had great results. i get red tulips, not roses, so maybe that has something to do with it. on the first valentine's day with the lady who later became my wife, they delivered double in error. like 40 tulips and two vases, it was insane. and it came to under $30.

the box was supposed to be filled with red & white tulips. didn't exactly turn out like that for me anyways.

[lleeder]

I never buy my wife flowers but I figured why not support a sponser fro the show. $40 for 18 roses seemed like a good deal. They make your take all of these shipping options that take the order up to $63. What lying cunts!!! I trusted those live reads. Sorry no roses for you this year.

Everyone's been ripping me off. Hoo-hoo I invented threads about proflowers. Bring it to the sponsors.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg292/Emmaiscooll/SDC10432.jpg

[metaregina]

Proflowers and/or some company connected to them has been stealing money from me every month. I was too stupid too realize it because i was using my debit card for EVERYTHING and didn't notice the charges. I recently stopped using my debit card and noticed a mysterious charge for something called EZSVR. I looked up and learned that Proflowers gave them my credit card #.

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/ezsver-rw-amp-proflowers-c109296.html?sort=datea&page=3


I'll never use Proflowers again. :furious:

[razorboy]

I read somewhere that they rule.

[metaregina]

Well whoever typed such was mistaken. Heed my advice, do not EVER purchase flowers from them. They suck.

My mama thought the flowers were beautiful, but they died within three days. She called to complain, and they sent her a brand new bouquet. Yet, they are thieves. Do not trust them and their pretty petals. You have be warned.

[sailor]

don't you have to opt-in for such things?

[sr71blackbird]

I'd rather suck on a hospital mop than use proflowers.

[foodcourtdruide]

I got her an overly expensive gift for Christmas with the deal that she wouldn't recieve anything for her birthday Feb 13th or Valentines Day. I was gonna get the flowers as a little gesture but 63 is too much.

I picture you walking in the door late Christmas Eve and handing her 5 lbs of veal. Merry Christmas Frankie Angel.

[foodcourtdruide]

I'd rather suck on a hospital mop than use proflowers.

I'd rather eat a bowl of soup... I guess I'm just not that against it.

[TripleSkeet]

I picture you walking in the door late Christmas Eve and handing her 5 lbs of veal. Merry Christmas Frankie Angel.

I dont know why but for some reason reading that just had me laughing my ass off.