Hells Kitchen

[underdog]

Any of you stupid monkeys watching this show?

I got my wife all hyped up about how much Ramsay always HATES the signature dishes (I thought Fox faked it), and then he loved half of them.

[IrishAlkey]

DVR'd it...

I'll watch it later tonight when I'm starving, and more inclined to find a hot pocket an appealing meal.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Love Hell's kitchen. That one lame girl - is she half retarded? She kinda looks it and acts it. She will be gone next week fo' sure.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

good to see pre surgery Ralphie May cooking


another set of Duds who will provide comedy relief

[Knowledged_one]

The guy from chicago is my early favorite to win. Khb are you talking about the girl who quit. If so she also called herself the hot one of the group

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The guy from chicago is my early favorite to win. Khb are you talking about the girl who quit. If so she also called herself the hot one of the group


:lol: Lacey's Face looks like she went 8 Rounds with 1980s Mike Tyson, was funny when she called herself hot


but no I went for the simple fat joke, with that fat dude who is cooking

[Knowledged_one]

Ramsey always hates the fat guy

[spadanko]

first time I have ever watched and i am hooked

that lacey girl saying she is pretty made me laugh out loud.. I fucking hate her

[Fez4PrezN2008]

The guy from chicago is my early favorite to win. Khb are you talking about the girl who quit. If so she also called herself the hot one of the group
That is the one I was talking about. She will be out next week and I be he lets two go in same night next week. I was surprised he turned that one dude out, thought for sure would have been that Seth douche to go tonight.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ramsey always hates the fat guy
RIP Dewberry

[Devo37]

- the chubby girl who thinks Gordon doesn't like her cuz she's pretty (or whatever she said): she'll probably last a few weeks for the make-fun-of-her value.

- the cooking-instructor-mom-who-can't-cook: next to go.

- shrek: there will be several scenes of him dripping sweat all over the food and almost passing out before he eventually goes.

- the Florida 'executive chef' guy that likes to hunt gators and rabbits and cook 'em up fer dinner: [insert Corky Whatley reference here]

- the guy who got sent home tonight: there will be news stories written saying Gordon Ramsey is homophobic, and he only threw him out because that guy was openly gay.

[Patient zer0]

I think the older woman who is the so called chef trainer will be next to go. she really got under gordon's skin, with the 'i teach manners' comment.

[ANC]

- the chubby girl who thinks Gordon doesn't like her cuz she's pretty (or whatever she said): she'll probably last a few weeks for the make-fun-of-her value.

- the cooking-instructor-mom-who-can't-cook: next to go.

- shrek: there will be several scenes of him dripping sweat all over the food and almost passing out before he eventually goes.

- the Florida 'executive chef' guy that likes to hunt gators and rabbits and cook 'em up fer dinner: [insert Corky Whatley reference here]

- the guy who got sent home tonight: there will be news stories written saying Gordon Ramsey is homophobic, and he only threw him out because that guy was openly gay.



I totally agree...

Chicago Chef dude so far is my pick.

[Devo37]

i think Ji is way over-acting her ankle sprain for sympathy and 'courage' points. your thoughts?

EDIT: ok, she just eliminated herself because of the injury, so maybe not. or maybe she used the 'injury' as an excuse for 'can't handle the pressure'.


p.s. i'm a f*cking donkey, cuz i posted this same post in a previous season's thread.

[underdog]

i think Ji is way over-acting her ankle sprain for sympathy and 'courage' points. your thoughts?

EDIT: ok, she just eliminated herself because of the injury, so maybe not. or maybe she used the 'injury' as an excuse for 'can't handle the pressure'.


p.s. i'm a f*cking donkey, cuz i posted this same post in a previous season's thread.



I felt the same way. She sprained her ankle. It's not like she broke it or something.

Walk it off, deek.

[Knowledged_one]

Watching lacey waddle around tonight just re-affirmed her hotness

[Flea_Man]

I hate Lacey and Colleen. Awful.

[spadanko]

Watching lacey waddle around tonight just re-affirmed her hotness


yeah, glad she pointed out how good looking she was.. i fucking hate her stupid face

[9mileskid]

i'm going with the long hair.

[PanterA]

Meet Little Gordon (http://littlegordon.com/index.php)

[Devo37]

the women are eating cow's entrails. is this Hell's Kitchen, or Fear Factor?!? :glurps:

[Knowledged_one]

Whos uglier lacey or the chick with the lip ring

[underdog]

Eh, it's the new season but its not worth a new thread.

Is anyone watching?

They showed that asian chick Tek at least 5 times in the episode tonight, even though she was eliminated weeks ago.

[razorboy]

I liked the part where someone messed something up and the loud guy yelled.

[Enabler]

This show is horrendous but I watch it. Ive hated Tenile the entire season. The only reason they kept her around was for potential drama. But last night was kinda brutal. They gave her the challenge win and her prize was to go get "spruced up" with a makeover before lunch with Ramsay. As if to say, "we know this bitch cant win but lets just see if she can possibly look presentable on the show at least one time." Turns out that even the finest salon in LA couldnt accomplish that. She still looked like a female Beetlejuice. And she cant cook. I hate her, but I felt slightly bad for her.

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[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure they like all the yelling and stuff from Tenille, but she wasn't so awful that she absolutely didn't deserve to make it this far. She was very spotty and middle of the pack, and thats how she went out.

That prize she won was pretty intense though, Nobu himself makes her sushi, then she gets about 2k work of knives designed by Roksoburu Michiba.

I was attracted to Suzanne.

[Enabler]

I'm sure they like all the yelling and stuff from Tenille, but she wasn't so awful that she absolutely didn't deserve to make it this far. She was very spotty and middle of the pack, and thats how she went out.

That prize she won was pretty intense though, Nobu himself makes her sushi, then she gets about 2k work of knives designed by Roksoburu Michiba.

I was attracted to Suzanne.


ewwwwwwwwwww.

the other thing ive noticed about this show is that they must be taking kickbacks from the tobacco industry. every show makes sure to show them sitting around smoking a lot of times. i dont mind it but i cant think of another show where people smoke so much.

[Whitey]

This show is horrendous but I watch it. Ive hated Tenile the entire season. The only reason they kept her around was for potential drama. But last night was kinda brutal. They gave her the challenge win and her prize was to go get "spruced up" with a makeover before lunch with Ramsay. As if to say, "we know this bitch cant win but lets just see if she can possibly look presentable on the show at least one time." Turns out that even the finest salon in LA couldnt accomplish that. She still looked like a female Beetlejuice. And she cant cook. I hate her, but I felt slightly bad for her.

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I was so happy Whoopi was canned . I couldnt take her yelling at the top of her lungs every time they put her alone on camera (the camera isnt across the street stop yelling).

Beetlejuice is funny at least when i was living in Jersey city he ran for mayor and was on public access tv . He must of been drunk or high or both, he started telling the interviewer that he was the mayor .

[FrogSlayer]

I am glad she is gone, she has been one of the most annoying all season. I am excited to see the last episode(s).

[Chigworthy]

I am glad she is gone, she has been one of the most annoying all season. I am excited to see the last episode(s).

Why was she always yelling. In the interview segments they intersperse throughout the show, just fucking yelling her head off about everything. Relax a little for christsakes.

[KingModem]

Dave wins. Fox does an incredible amount of editing on this program, I just have to watch this show every time it is on. Almost comical.

[realmenhatelife]

Dave wins. Fox does an incredible amount of editing on this program, I just have to watch this show every time it is on. Almost comical.

They must have the same preview guy as the Sopranos. Although, with all their powers, they still really couldn't make it look like the final would be even close.

[CountryBob]

Anyone still watch Hells Kitchen anymore?

[Gutter]

Anyone still watch Hells Kitchen anymore?

Elise is the most hate-able person out of all the hate-able people that have ever been on this show.

I'm pretty sure she is the WORST person on the entire planet. I don't know what happened in a person's life, where they can criticize people for something, and then turn around and do that exact same thing and be ok with it. That stupid raised eyebrow look she has on her face constantly, to her immediate barking that she does as soon as anyone says anything at all to her.....definitely the most useless, ignorant, annoying person i've ever seen on television, and I hate that Ramsey hasn't chopped her fucking head off for acting the way she has been. I'm guessing its because the producers know she's a ratings magnet because she's so awful so they want to keep her around. I'm so pissed she did well on the episode last night. She is SO arrogant and SO full of herself and treats other people like absolute shit.

I want to bring this bitch to Ants attention and just listen as his fucking mind explodes.

[Chigworthy]

The country boy is terrible. Did anyone see his beer dish with a piece of broccoli shoved into a pineapple ring?

[Snoogans]

i watch it. its fuckin hilarious.

the thing i found funniest is, they just had the final six on masterchef do the same thing they do on HK basically. 2 teams of 3, serving to sides of the restaurant. and they finished the fuckin service. AMATUERS in their first ever try finished the service, and these jackasses who are pro chefs cant ever finish shit.

I crack up when they all get so pissed off and shocked at what Gordon says to them too. Didnt you dopes ever watch the show before you signed up?

[underdog]

They pick the ugliest people and the worst chefs every year. It's so bad.

Top Chef is an actual chefs competition, this is just fox.

But I keep watching.

[CountryBob]

Yeah - Elise is a fucking crack but....... I find her oddly hot. Normally, personality will turn me off but I still cant quit thinking how I would like to give her a very angry fuck. She has big titties too....

[Chigworthy]

They pick the ugliest people and the worst chefs every year. It's so bad.

Top Chef is an actual chefs competition, this is just fox.

But I keep watching.

They really do pick a slew of retards every season. Why make another serious cooking show when you can cook up a nice comfortable retard teasin'?


She has big titties too....
With her own name tattooed on one of them, which, if you're not Steve-O, means your borderline mongoloid.

[CountryBob]

That's so the dude fucking her will remember her name - I'd love to bang her little angry ass

[Gutter]

I thought that was a completely un-called for elimination last episode. Carrie should be out on her ass, but then, where would the drama come from? The chick that got eliminated wasn't memorable, but she wasn't the worst either.....just no personality, which is probably why she was sent packing.

[CountryBob]

I thought that was a completely un-called for elimination last episode. Carrie should be out on her ass, but then, where would the drama come from? The chick that got eliminated wasn't memorable, but she wasn't the worst either.....just no personality, which is probably why she was sent packing.

Carrie is cute - the other chick that was sent home is not. Ramsey likes the cuties

[Gutter]

Carrie is cute - the other chick that was sent home is not. Ramsey likes the cuties

I don't find her attractive at all, and although she's a butter face, the chick that got sent home has a much better bod than toothpick carrie. Plus Carrie is just annoying as shit.

[CountryBob]

I don't find her attractive at all, and although she's a butter face, the chick that got sent home has a much better bod than toothpick carrie. Plus Carrie is just annoying as shit.

Your perseption is clouded by her annoying personality. I have the power to see through this

[Gutter]

Your perseption is clouded by her annoying personality. I have the power to see through this

CBob, I gotta say I think you're off on this one tho. The body on the brunette is ten times better than Carrie and her mosquito bite titties and rail thin frame. Thats a big thumbs down for me.

[Chigworthy]

The brunette had a face like a creepy baby doll from some horror movie.

[CountryBob]

CBob, I gotta say I think you're off on this one tho. The body on the brunette is ten times better than Carrie and her mosquito bite titties and rail thin frame. Thats a big thumbs down for me.

Yeah exactly! She reminds me of one of my sisters

[Gutter]

The brunette had a face like a creepy baby doll from some horror movie.

totally agree that she was a butter face. Carrie doesn't have the looks either though. Hey Carrie, why the long face? oh.....nevermind.

[CountryBob]

The brunette had a face like a creepy baby doll from some horror movie.

Bingo! I couldnt put my hand on it but damn, your right!

[CountryBob]

Anybody watching this year?

[IamFogHat]

I'm sadly not, cause my ex was good at keeping track of the cooking related shows, and we loved em, but I 'm a dummy and forget stuff.

[Snoogans]

i am. the mens team is the worst fuckin team on earth. i dont know how the fuck any of them got on

[CountryBob]

So true - I thought the dude that left a few episodes ago was a ringer but he was such a douche, crying to pictures of his children

[Snoogans]

So true - I thought the dude that left a few episodes ago was a ringer but he was such a douche, crying to pictures of his children


and he was a fuckin terrible cook. From the day he decided he was the leader he was awful

[underdog]

Anybody watching this year?

Yeah.

[realmenhatelife]

They figured out how to make the two night format work for them finally.

Kimmie is the fucking worst. Her passive aggressive shit is terrible. She doesn't open her mouth and then sulks about how she could've done it better. And I'll bet she smells like old bananas. Dana looks like the chick from Katies World. And I'm kindof fascinated by the teeth grinding meth mouth that the jugallette on the men's team has.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah.

You're terrible at conversation.

[underdog]

You're terrible at conversation.

I thought the reply summed up my feelings on the show this season.

[jennysmurf]

I thought the reply summed up my feelings on the show this season.

You gotta give to get.

[Snoogans]

I thought the reply summed up my feelings on the show this season.

come on man, I know you love Clemenza. Everyone loves a shitty italian cook who cant even tell when he is eating eggplant

[A.J.]

come on man, I know you love Clemenza. Everyone loves a shitty italian cook who cant even tell when he is eating eggplant

His sauce looked pretty decent.

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[Snoogans]

His sauce looked pretty decent.

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ohh, i lova you witha alla my heart

[underdog]

come on man, I know you love Clemenza. Everyone loves a shitty italian cook who cant even tell when he is eating eggplant

I do love Clemenza.

[CountryBob]

I do love Clemenza.

I hooked up with that hot chick and she gave me the clemenza!

Sounds like a STD

[Snoogans]

how are all these fuckin bums so bad.

[underdog]

Why wouldn't Ramsay put the fat fucks in the eating contest? That would have been awesome to watch.

[Snoogans]

Why wouldn't Ramsay put the fat fucks in the eating contest? That would have been awesome to watch.

he was probably afraid they woulda ate their own hands

[CountryBob]

I want to bang Dana on a bed of her uncooked lobster

[Snoogans]

I want to bang Dana on a bed of her uncooked lobster

she had some decent lookin tits rockin in last nights episode. I think she is from Bergen County

[jennysmurf]

I hooked up with that hot chick and she gave me the clemenza!

Sounds like a STD

I want to bang Dana on a bed of her uncooked lobster

Oh CBob, I hate you so much sometimes.:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Oh CBob, I hate you so much sometimes.:laugh:

I love you too :)