Is Gap Finally Done?

[lleeder]

I don't know exactly how long this has been going on but it has to stop. This film has been discussed by Paul-o endlessly for at least two years. Its available no one cares can we please move on. We've heard the calls about people not getting their copies sent out to them. We've heard the calls from Crotch Critter complaining about not getting paid back. We know Dave was cut from the film. We know Paul-O is broke. This story is done. This film is done. Move on Paul-O. You had 5 hours to promote the show between O&A and Ron & Fez. You did nothing, you explained nothing and you sold nothing. Go back to reviewing movies and doing stunts.

[TheMojoPin]

Go back to reviewing movies and doing stunts.

You should have stuck with the "nothing" theme.

[ToiletCrusher]

120 copies and going. how can that be "done" ??

[Snoogans]

120 copies and going. how can that be "done" ??

Paul-O bought 119 of them them and you got the other from the big ass prize closet

[JerseyRich]

Paul-O bought 119 of them them and you got the other from the big ass prize closet

MLC bought a bunch for the Big Ass Prize closet...

How many exactly?

[MisterSmith]

MLC bought a bunch for the Big Ass Prize closet...

How many exactly?

We don't know - they never shipped. :laugh:

[onemassman]

I agree enough with "The Gap". Although it was funny hearing the dissection on O&A today.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Let a man have his dream and chase it. Even if there's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his own hat.

[onemassman]

Let a man have his dream and chase it. Even if there's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his own hat.

Point taken.

[utriculus!]

I feel bad enough for Paul O that I don't get too annoyed at his plugs but he needs to censor himself down to 30 seconds per call.

Rambling on and on about the same things and even using the same sentences to describe them is very tiresome dario.

"I've had a lot of things going on this year..." :surrender:

[boonanas]

I got infuriated by just LISTENING to this movie on O&A. I got further infuriated with his explanations of his choices, deeming each choice intentional. But it did make for good radio. Let me guess, Paulo, making this movie was intentionally to make good radio.

[Gvac]

Let a man have his dream and chase it. Even if there's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his own hat.

:sad:

I have to agree with lleeder here. I like PaulO and I sympathize with him on some level, but this bit has run its course.

Paul wanted to make a low-budget, art-house horror flick. He accomplished that goal, and to hear him speak about it he's extremely proud of the final result. That should be enough to fulfill him. Did he honestly expect to become wealthy from the sales?

I hope Paul can clear his head and move on.

[Snoogans]

Let a man have his dream and chase it. Even if there's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his own hat.

I usually go the opposite. Why not tell someone the truth, even if its bad. At least they know you are being honest and tryin to help them.

And if its your friend, why would you just placate him or her and cause them to keep doing something that sucks?

[GreatAmericanZero]

about Paul O reviewing movies

i've realized that he never really reviews movies. He reviews the reviews the movies are getting. I can't think of anytime he has said an opinion, like "i liked this movie" or "i didn't like this movies"...he talks about the movies like "the critics really like Mickey Rourke's performance and it could be nominated for an oscar"

hes more of a movie reporter than a critic because he doesn't critique anything

[Serpico1103]

I knew the movie would be bad, but HOLY SHIT! Like Louis CK said,"where did the 10k go?"

He could have hired an amateur movie crew for the three days. Then sent the thing to a a real studio for editing.
How about hiring some out of work actor for the day,because Paul-Os acting is as bad as his whining.


Can someone go through all Paul O's calls and just put together all his, "I am at the end of my rope. I have nothing to live for. I don't know if I can get through this." How many years are you teetering on the edge. Either jump or realize you aren't that close to the edge.

It was 10k to get together with Melly. That $9,999.99 hitting you in the back is your change Paul 0.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Louie CK is a brilliant man. and he was able to explain GAP better than i ever can

and i told Paulo that i would give the new cut a chance, so im just talking about the version i saw at the Hard Rock, that i sat on the floor in the very front to give it a serious chance

but i'm the type of person that would loooooooooove an "anti-film". I love Troma films. I loved the Oingo Boingo movie "The Forbidden Zone". Shit, i even watched Uwe Boll's "Postal" last weekend and got enjoyment out of that. I am part of that very small percentage that would be his audience for GAP.

But PaulO just didn't give a shit. He didn't care. He thought he could put the camera on him and he can babble on and on and after 15mins kill someone and that would be enough for a movie. The rest is just him bullshitting what the movie is trying to do

But talking about what GAP is trying to be is worthless cuz whatever its suppose to be it fails at it. It reminds me of "Southland Tales" because I could talk about "Southland Tales" and try to figure out what they were trying to do and what they were going for..but it doesn't matter because whatever that film was suppose to be, it failed because theres no one who responded to that film. There is no "Southland Tales" appreciation society who think its the greatest film ever...no one gives a shit about that movie. And thats GAP...no one will ever respond to it because its just garbage.

Louie CK also talked about that film he made when he was working for Cablevision where the guy who just ramble and say a poem and then show a jar of his Pee. To try to be arty and to make an "anti-film" and all that is infantile filmmaking..something any emo 14 year old would try to do. No matter what kind of art you are making...film, music, paintings....if there is no response from anyone then its a failure

and btw, i ordered "Last Night in Brooklyn", the delivery date is Feb 2nd...I can not wait to get that movie and i will give it the most honest review i can. The only thing i really know about that movie is that Franklyn gives a shit about his movie and i can guarantee that it will be leaps and bounds more successful as a film than Gap.

[Dr Steve]

I got infuriated by just LISTENING to this movie on O&A. I got further infuriated with his explanations of his choices, deeming each choice intentional. But it did make for good radio. Let me guess, Paulo, making this movie was intentionally to make good radio.

whoa whoa...O&A played GAP on their show and dissected it? How could I miss this? Is there audio anywhere [wink wink] :-)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I usually go the opposite. Why not tell someone the truth, even if its bad. At least they know you are being honest and tryin to help them.

And if its your friend, why would you just placate him or her and cause them to keep doing something that sucks?

Well, I was just wanting to throw in a line from Miller's Crossing. That's all.

[lleeder]

whoa whoa...O&A played GAP on their show and dissected it? How could I miss this? Is there audio anywhere <wink wink> :-)

To be sure check with your...

[CofyCrakCocaine]

:sad:

I have to agree with lleeder here. I like PaulO and I sympathize with him on some level, but this bit has run its course.

Paul wanted to make a low-budget, art-house horror flick. He accomplished that goal, and to hear him speak about it he's extremely proud of the final result. That should be enough to fulfill him. Did he honestly expect to become wealthy from the sales?

I hope Paul can clear his head and move on.

Well... when you make something that you're trying to get other people into, you gotta try to sell them on it, even if the baggy it's in does vaguely smell o' shit... y'follow me?

That'd be like me writing an essay and then turning around and saying 'but I don't want anybody to read it because it sucks and it's not emotionally healthy for me to think it's good when it's not.'

[CofyCrakCocaine]

whoa whoa...O&A played GAP on their show and dissected it? How could I miss this? Is there audio anywhere [wink wink] :-)

Anybody else really uncomfortable whenever a doctor uses the word 'dissect'?

[Dr Steve]

Anybody else really uncomfortable whenever a doctor uses the word 'dissect'?

ha, I'd think it'd be more uncomfortable seeing one beg for audio clips. Pretty pathetic on my part, really.

[santino]

i gotta say in paul o's defense i ordered GAP when it first released on filmbaby.com and i got my copy with no problems in like 4 days.

now with that said, the movie is a steaming pile of shit.

i did state in a previous thread that good or bad i was happy to kick in and support paul o. i still stand by that.

[Serpico1103]

i gotta say in paul o's defense i ordered GAP when it first released on filmbaby.com and i got my copy with no problems in like 4 days.

now with that said, the movie is a steaming pile of shit.

i did state in a previous thread that good or bad i was happy to kick in and support paul o. i still stand by that.

Mind sending me $19.99, and I won't even send you a "steaming pile of shit?"

[santino]

Mind sending me $19.99, and I won't even send you a "steaming pile of shit?"

make me laugh on the radio and i'll think about it

[Dude!]

there is a typo on the home page of the gap site

http://www.gapthemovie.com/

see if you can find it

paul will say the typo was intentional
and makes the site more international

maybe that's the way the japs spell it

[Serpico1103]

there is a typo on the home page of the gap site

http://www.gapthemovie.com/

see if you can find it

paul will say the typo was intentional
and makes the site more international

maybe that's the way the japs spell it

more than just a spelling mistake. Wow, way to treat the reason you have stayed alive the last few years. Not even a quick proofread.

[TheO]

Louie CK is a brilliant man. and he was able to explain GAP better than i ever can

but i'm the type of person that would loooooooooove an "anti-film". I love Troma films. I loved the Oingo Boingo movie "The Forbidden Zone". Shit, i even watched Uwe Boll's "Postal" last weekend and got enjoyment out of that. I am part of that very small percentage that would be his audience for GAP.

But PaulO just didn't give a shit. He didn't care. He thought he could put the camera on him and he can babble on and on and after 15mins kill someone and that would be enough for a movie. The rest is just him bullshitting what the movie is trying to do

But talking about what GAP is trying to be is worthless cuz whatever its suppose to be it fails at it. It reminds me of "Southland Tales" because I could talk about "Southland Tales" and try to figure out what they were trying to do and what they were going for..but it doesn't matter because whatever that film was suppose to be, it failed because theres no one who responded to that film. There is no "Southland Tales" appreciation society who think its the greatest film ever...no one gives a shit about that movie. And thats GAP...no one will ever respond to it because its just garbage.

Louie CK also talked about that film he made when he was working for Cablevision where the guy who just ramble and say a poem and then show a jar of his Pee. To try to be arty and to make an "anti-film" and all that is infantile filmmaking..something any emo 14 year old would try to do. No matter what kind of art you are making...film, music, paintings....if there is no response from anyone then its a failure



As far as I'm concerned we are, from this point forward, Best Friends Forever!!!

[Melk]

If Paul O. were a more savy businessman, he would've begged Louie C.K. to do a commentary track.

[Hammond Eggars]

I almost admire Paul O's determination to sit there and keep trying to bullshit his way through the O&A appearance. I haven't seen the movie, but I feel confident in stating that he put more effort into defending it against Louis CK than into making it.

[instrument]

Well Paul-O is officially 1 for 2, do remember he wrote Ghostbusters.

[Photoshop Mike]

Actually, it was 120 Orders via Gapthemovie.com, some of those orders were multiple.. not to mention the copies sold at Amazon.com



Paul-O bought 119 of them them and you got the other from the big ass prize closet

[Photoshop Mike]

Paul didnt create the site.. and Honestly.. some mistakes were left in .. believe it or not.
I mean, we could have fixed the errors months ago, its not hard to do.


more than just a spelling mistake. Wow, way to treat the reason you have stayed alive the last few years. Not even a quick proofread.

[Dude!]

Paul didnt create the site.. and Honestly.. some mistakes were left in .. believe it or not.
I mean, we could have fixed the errors months ago, its not hard to do.


that's just sloppy and unprofessional

unless spelling sacrifice "sacrafice" was to make some kind of artistic statement

[GreatAmericanZero]

i think my biggest problem with Paul O. after a few days of reflection, is that he is so demeaning and insulting to fans of low budget horror films and fans of art films. He thinks we are all stupid and watch any cheap shit if we are told what we are suppose to think. Its so offensive...

[Melk]

i think my biggest problem with Paul O. after a few days of reflection, is that he is so demeaning and insulting to fans of low budget horror films and fans of art films. He thinks we are all stupid and watch any cheap shit if we are told what we are suppose to think. Its so offensive...
Well, he is selling an anti-film. I am not certain what that means, though I assume this is like 7UP being the Uncola. Paul's movie is probably uninteresting, unintelligent, unbelievably bad, and unprofessionally produced.

GAP... the unmovie.

[earlsgmaclit]

Paul-O is a retarded unfunny douche who couldn't make a decent film to save his life. He is a whiny little bitch who just complains and points fingers that evry problem of his is created by someone else. He should Man up, grow up and stay the F off the Radio.

[Dougie Brootal]

i gotta say in paul o's defense i ordered GAP when it first released on filmbaby.com and i got my copy with no problems in like 4 days.

now with that said, the movie is a steaming pile of shit.

i did state in a previous thread that good or bad i was happy to kick in and support paul o. i still stand by that.

my thoughts exactly!

[ToiletCrusher]

there is a typo on the home page of the gap site

http://www.gapthemovie.com/

see if you can find it

paul will say the typo was intentional
and makes the site more international

maybe that's the way the japs spell it


I found it. He spelled Shit as GAP.

That was too easy!!! :lol:

[davesbeard]

Can't wait to read Paul-o's anti-books about his anti-wives.

[Hepcat22]

Louis CK was brutal. And brilliant. Ouch.

[Serpico1103]

Paul didnt create the site.. and Honestly.. some mistakes were left in .. believe it or not.
I mean, we could have fixed the errors months ago, its not hard to do.

"Somebody has to be the a monster."

Left in on purpose?
Misspellings are excusable, as the mistakes of a mad man, done for effect. But, "the a monster?"

[Hammond Eggars]

Well, he is selling an anti-film. I am not certain what that means, though I assume this is like 7UP being the Uncola. Paul's movie is probably uninteresting, unintelligent, unbelievably bad, and unprofessionally produced.

GAP... the unmovie.

Right now I'm doing my version of the un-DVD purchaser.