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Chuck Norris
01-24-2009, 06:45 PM
WHO'S With Me?!!

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 06:48 PM
WHO'S With Me?!!

wanker.

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 06:50 PM
Bruce Lee was better than you.

OGC
01-24-2009, 06:51 PM
Huh ? What the bloody hell are you talking about ?

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 06:51 PM
wanker.

i round house kick you in the face

KAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

britneypablo
01-24-2009, 06:52 PM
<img src="http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_89cf4edebefc4c6ebd6b1c9c08d17bdc.jpg" width=400>

Chuck Norris
01-24-2009, 06:53 PM
Bruce Lee was better than you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLO1YIWQuXE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLO1YIWQuXE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
i round house kick you in the face

KAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

I knew I could count on you for some ye ole' ass kicking

Friday
01-24-2009, 06:57 PM
the creator of this thread smells like pavement pizza, he does...

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 06:59 PM
the creator of this thread smells like pavement pizza, he does...

THAT SOUNDED BRITISH!
KAAAAYAAAAA

FACE SMACK

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 07:03 PM
THAT SOUNDED BRITISH!
KAAAAYAAAAA

FACE SMACK

Cheers!

Friday
01-24-2009, 07:05 PM
THAT SOUNDED BRITISH!
KAAAAYAAAAA

FACE SMACK

your middle america tiger schulman karate cry is a piss poor representation of real brit guts ...

i must present this lad. and even though his girlfriend has awful boobies... he is still a symbol of strength for the brits!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/boxer071207_468x640.jpg

Sinestro
01-24-2009, 07:05 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2625924182_3f1f719af8.jpg?v=0

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 07:05 PM
Cheers!

DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK,ONE TO GROIN AND ONE TO THE HEAD
KAAAAAYAAAAAA KAAAAAAYAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK

TheMojoPin
01-24-2009, 07:11 PM
I'm gonna ban anyone that keeps talking like a fucking Stan Lee-scripted Thor instead of an actual Englishman.

biozombie
01-24-2009, 07:12 PM
Oi! Mate! The next one of you lot to talk like twonk gets a right thrashing about the jollies, I'm game! Now excuse me as I make haste towards the chemists for my laudanum.

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 07:15 PM
Oi! Mate! The next one of you lot to talk like twonk gets a right thrashing about the jollies, I'm game! Now excuse me as I make haste towards the chemists for my laudanum.

KAAAAAAAYAAAAAA KAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK

Sinestro
01-24-2009, 07:15 PM
Como estas mi amigos de English?

biozombie
01-24-2009, 07:20 PM
KAAAAAAAYAAAAAA KAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK

Stop kicking me in me trousers!

razorboy
01-24-2009, 07:27 PM
I hope you choke on your bangers and mash you bloody pantywaist.

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 07:28 PM
I hope you choke on your bangers and mash you bloody pantywaist.

FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK
KAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

Chuck Norris
01-24-2009, 07:31 PM
Como estas mi amigos de English?

Speak American god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 07:33 PM
Speak American god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kick em,im tired

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 07:34 PM
Oooooh! You got me in the goolies!

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 07:39 PM
I wish lleeder would post here and show off his ka-ra-tay moves.

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 07:40 PM
My sig says it all.

TheMojoPin
01-24-2009, 07:42 PM
Beggorah!

IMSlacker
01-24-2009, 07:42 PM
I'm gonna ban anyone that keeps talking like a fucking Stan Lee-scripted Thor instead of an actual Englishman.

Pip pip!

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 07:43 PM
Beggorah!

SUPER SLO MO LONG DISTANCE FLYIN ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
KAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

Sinestro
01-24-2009, 07:57 PM
Speak American god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay Kimosabe. I'll speak pale face. Then we can smokum peace pipe and trade my land for some wampum.

Chuck Norris
01-24-2009, 07:59 PM
Okay Kimosabe. I'll speak pale face. Then we can smokum peace pipe and trade my land for some wampum.

As a peace offering I give you these fine woolen blankets Chief Packabowl.

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:00 PM
bunch of arseholes!

or perhaps i am just into my drink a bit much........ oops!

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 08:03 PM
bunch of arseholes!

or perhaps i am just into my drink a bit much........ oops!

A right tart you are!

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:06 PM
bunch of arseholes!

or perhaps i am just into my drink a bit much........ oops!

TWO TWISTS,FOUR KICKS-BOOBS,FACE,SIDE OF HEAD,BOOBS AGAIN
KAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:13 PM
TWO TWISTS,FOUR KICKS-BOOBS,FACE,SIDE OF HEAD,BOOBS AGAIN
KAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

goodness!

me bewbies have never felt so violated by hayseed in me life!
if i didn't think him a bit dodgy before... i must say that this disneyspy fellow has proven himself to be a bit of a wanker at this moment!

Sinestro
01-24-2009, 08:14 PM
As a peace offering I give you these fine woolen blankets Chief Packabowl.

What tags means "made in China"?

hunnerbun
01-24-2009, 08:15 PM
Oi disneyspy, if you insist on battering good folk about their heads they will be needing a dose of paracetamol to dull the pain.

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:17 PM
goodness!

me bewbies have never felt so violated by hayseed in me life!
if i didn't think him a bit dodgy before... i must say that this disneyspy fellow has proven himself to be a bit of a wanker at this moment!

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT TOILET PAPER CUZ IM GONNA ROUND HOUSE KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
KAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:18 PM
Oi disneyspy, if you insist on battering good folk about their heads they will be needing a dose of paracetamol to dull the pain.

YOURE LUCKY I DONT KNOW WHAT PARACETAMOL MEANS!

hunnerbun
01-24-2009, 08:21 PM
disney's got his knickers in a right twist, instead of posting in all lower case he is posting all in caps...

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:24 PM
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT TOILET PAPER CUZ IM GONNA ROUND HOUSE KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
KAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

goodness... i was hoping you were just bluffin.... but it seems you are strangely vile towards women today...

but no worries i will be glad to take me pointies and stomp your pathetic face in!

pathetic povvy that y'are!

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:28 PM
disney's got his knickers in a right twist, instead of posting in all lower case he is posting all in caps...
ROUNDHOUSE KICK OFFYOUR FACE KAAAAAA
goodness... i was hoping you were just bluffin.... but it seems you are strangely vile towards women today...

but no worries i will be glad to take me pointies and stomp your pathetic face in!

pathetic povvy that y'are!

TO YOUR FACE YAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:30 PM
TO YOUR FACE YAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK SMACK

you are a pathetic little wee man... aren't ya!

enjoy this, cuntface!
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5977991/2/istockphoto_5977991_kick_to_the_face.jpg

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 08:30 PM
I must be an idiot cause I'm laughing at this.. plus I can't wait for disneyspy to
ROUNDHOUSE PULL A HAMSTRING.. YYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
SMACK SMACK KAAAAAAAAA

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:32 PM
I must be an idiot cause I'm laughing at this.. plus I can't wait for disneyspy to
ROUNDHOUSE PULL A HAMSTRING.. YYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
SMACK SMACK KAAAAAAAAA

YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR READY ROSE,TAKE OVER,IM TIRED OF TYPIN IN BIG LETTERS

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:34 PM
kick his pathetic, white trash ass, Rose!

we ALL know you can sweep him with just one roundhouse.... training or no. he is a simple target! I have your back!

git the pranny!!

Duke of Hippo
01-24-2009, 08:35 PM
Duke Duke Duke Duke of Hippo Hippo Hippo

Tall_James
01-24-2009, 08:36 PM
THAT SOUNDED BRITISH!
KAAAAYAAAAA

FACE SMACK

http://ui24.gamespot.com/2039/chucknorrispunchesbitch_2.gif

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 08:38 PM
OH IT'S AWWWWN MICHELIN MAANNN

I SHALL

http://www.toplessrobot.com/SweepTheLeg.jpg

JerseyRich
01-24-2009, 08:38 PM
No Mercy! You scoundrels!

Foster
01-24-2009, 08:42 PM
Blimey! typical american, if 'e doesn't like somethin' 'e starts frowin' cut lunches. Nuff said, yeah?

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 08:53 PM
SUPER FAST FLYIN QUADRIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM FACE TO FACE TO FACE TO FACE KAAAkick his pathetic, white trash ass, Rose!

we ALL know you can sweep him with just one roundhouse.... training or no. he is a simple target! I have your back!

git the pranny!!
SMACK
AAAAA
OH IT'S AWWWWN MICHELIN MAANNN

I SHALL

http://www.toplessrobot.com/SweepTheLeg.jpg
SMACK
YAAAAAA
No Mercy! You scoundrels!
SMACK
AAAAAA
Blimey! typical american, if 'e doesn't like somethin' 'e starts frowin' cut lunches. Nuff said, yeah?

SMACK

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 08:56 PM
SUPER FAST FLYIN QUADRIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM FACE TO FACE TO FACE TO FACE KAAA
SMACK
AAAAA

SMACK
YAAAAAA

SMACK
AAAAAA


SMACK ROGUE WAAAAAAAAVVE

http://www.fast-rewind.com/kkid/beach4.jpg

game over :smoke:

Coach
01-24-2009, 08:58 PM
Buncha Gits if you ask me!

Friday
01-24-2009, 09:00 PM
don't play, spy... me compatriots and i play for keeps...

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/Hostel_Part_2/Hostel2_3-7.jpg

duchess of mojo
01-24-2009, 09:06 PM
Right-o blokes, who's up for a jolly good shag?!

Friday
01-24-2009, 09:12 PM
no upstanding duchess would be so forthcoming with her wares.

unless she were desolate and in need of a quick fortune.
how very sad...

disneyspy
01-24-2009, 09:18 PM
Right-o blokes, who's up for a jolly good shag?!
howyou doin
no upstanding duchess would be so forthcoming with her wares.

unless she were desolate and in need of a quick fortune.
how very sad...

you stay outta this
KAAAAAAAAYAAAAAA
SMACK

Friday
01-24-2009, 09:23 PM
you stay outta this
KAAAAAAAAYAAAAAA
SMACK

mhm
enjoy me foot in your jaw

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1598/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1598R-201950.jpg

Sinestro
01-25-2009, 04:32 AM
No taxation without representation.

A free land, a free country, a free messageboard and a free United Colonies!!!

JerseyRich
01-25-2009, 05:07 AM
No taxation without representation.

A free land, a free country, a free messageboard and a free United Colonies!!!

Sod off, wanker.

razorboy
01-25-2009, 05:22 AM
howyou doin

Mind yerself, ya tosser. She's all fur coat and no knickers, she is.

Sinestro
01-25-2009, 05:58 AM
Round up all the England loving Tories on the board so we can tar and feather them.


And we'll all get dressed up like indians later and show mother England how we throw a tea party here in the Colonies of America.


Freedom from tyranny!!!!

JerseyRich
01-25-2009, 06:14 AM
Round up all the England loving Tories on the board so we can tar and feather them.


And we'll all get dressed up like indians later and show mother England how we throw a tea party here in the Colonies of America.


Freedom from tyranny!!!!

You can't slay dragons with tea.

Sinestro
01-25-2009, 06:20 AM
You can't slay dragons with tea.

Just because you play your music in front of the noble class does not make ye one of them.

C'mon join us in this Revolution my brother.

Freedom from the mother land, freedom to play what music you want and Freedom of Expression. Death to all Tyrants!!!!

JerseyRich
01-25-2009, 06:24 AM
Just because you play your music in front of the noble class does not make ye one of them.

C'mon join us in this Revolution my brother.

Freedom from the mother land, freedom to play what music you want and Freedom of Expression. Death to all Tyrants!!!!

I don't know if you've been to England lately...but it's far from tyrannical. :)

Sinestro
01-25-2009, 06:28 AM
I don't know if you've been to England lately...but it's far from tyrannical. :)

If ye like it so much as you say and if what you believe is true, return ye to the motherland and leave us colonists be. Good day.

joethebartender
01-25-2009, 01:25 PM
Where's Simon Simonson when you need him. Poppycock!