Make Sunday 1/25 Post Like an Englishman/woman day...

[JerseyRich]

Let's all make an effort to post like you came from or do still live in the UK...

For example. End all your post with "Cheers or Cheerio!"

Spell words the proper English way: Flavour, humour, Alumunium...etc.

At the stroke of midnight, that is my wish.

Also, feel free to use as much British slang as you wish.
Tart, Tosser, Git, Yob, Sod, Wanker.
It's all fair game.

[lleeder]

I'll be using colour as much as possible.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you could have given us a fortnight's notice

[Gvac]

Simply smashing!

This shall be jolly good fun, I say!

[britneypablo]

shut up your bloody hole immigrant

[lleeder]

Can I get a sig that says Ye Olde LLEEDER http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm135/emodina_01/Goddess/Dover/engman.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what if thou protest

[Friday]

YES!

I am all in, lads!
And if I should speak with any of ya... I shall keep up the dialects with great perfection, i will!!

[JerseyRich]

what if thou protest

As long as it's not too much...no worries.

[biozombie]

4 score and 7 posts ago, that was a kick ass idea....


i fucked up, sorry.

[RoseBlood]

I'm not good at pretend dialect.. someone teach me!

wait.. how's this: how's your fahjah?

I once read that was an old british slang for "hows your sex life?" :unsure:

[TheMojoPin]

I had to use my torch to find that lorry filled with crisps.

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[lleeder]

Can we have a Boston G party where we throw all of Gvac's board characters into the water?

[Gvac]

Can we have a Boston G party where we throw all of Gvac's board characters into the water?

That is not a very neighbourly notion, Sir lleeder!

Besides, you have more characters than I!

[biozombie]

have a butchers at my bollocks, mate!

[JerseyRich]

have a butchers at my bollocks, mate!

Ouch!

[Gvac]

Time to bathe. I've been such a lazy sod all day.

[JerseyRich]

I'm not good at pretend dialect.. someone teach me!

wait.. how's this: how's your fahjah?

I once read that was an old british slang for "hows your sex life?" :unsure:

There is a dialect within the English language called Cockney. It's from a group of people in London...

Here's a website to help you out in your quest for knowledge. (http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/)

[RoseBlood]

Are Engrish men circumsized?

Gvac?

[JerseyRich]

Gaw blimey, you wankahs ain't seen nuffin' yet!

[sailor]

Are Engrish men circumsized?

Gvac?

no, they're all dirty animals.

[JerseyRich]

I prepared a new sig pic just for tomorrow.

Feel free to do the same.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/jrsodoff.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Are Engrish men circumsized?

Gvac?

His answer would be,"How the hell would I know?"

But I will answer for myself. Yes.

[TheMojoPin]

no, they're all unbutchered, the lucky bastards.

Fixed.

GEAR!!!

[JerseyRich]

I hope instead of Face, Dave starts using, "Chevy Chase!"

[TheMojoPin]

If he doesn't, he'll be in all kinds of Barney Rubble.

[RoseBlood]

I love the English.. that's all.

[biozombie]

cram it up yer gary.

[Friday]

this would be much more exciting if it were real speech instead of just internet talking...

i daresay there would be some who would have a heck of a time keeping up!

[RoseBlood]

i daresay there would be some who would have a heck of a time keeping up!

I know I wouldn't keep up.
I only do American English well.

[brettmojo]

Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.

[EliSnow]

You bloody wankers! Go outside and smoke some fags!

[Sir Lleeder]

Henceforth january 25th shall be known as olde english post day.

[JerseyRich]

Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.

'At wus the carnies mate.

[Sir Lleeder]

Me thinks this is for naught.

[JerseyRich]

I dub thee...Sir Lleeder of York.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleedersig.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I only do American English well.

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[Friday]

Henceforth january 25th shall be known as olde english post day.

indeed!

we shall celebrate the day and praise the Mead-Horns, rich with foam of gold!

[TheMojoPin]

I dub thee...Sir Lleeder of York.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleedersig.jpg

E's a rotty bugger, that one is!

[Freakshow]

http://myspace-977.vo.llnwd.net/00457/77/92/457532977_l.jpg

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

[JerseyRich]

Be right back, gonna have a slash.

[Sir Lleeder]

Huzzah Rich!!! Whither thou goest, I shall go.

[brettmojo]

'At wus the carnies mate.
Slimey buggars... Small hands you know.

[RoseBlood]

Be right back, gonna have a slash.

Hope you removed your chastity belt.

[Friday]

startin' ta feel rather sleepy over here.... ya might have to knock me up in the mornin' before church...

[JerseyRich]

Hope you removed your chastity belt.

I am not betrothed...

I do not wear such a garment.

[~Katja~]

when is "post with a German dialect" day?

all this proper English talk is a pain in the fanny

[JerseyRich]

when is "post with a German dialect" day?

all this proper English talk is a pain in the fanny

Have a pint with us ya old bird!

[britneypablo]

<img src="http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_89cf4edebefc4c6ebd6b1c9c08d17bdc.jpg" width=400>

[disneyspy]

when is "post with a German dialect" day?

all this proper English talk is a pain in the fanny

she said fanny
KAAAAYYAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

[Coach]

Right bunch of Poofters you lot!

[elitemrp]

i'll eat a bowl of cheerios for breakfast

[biozombie]

Right bunch of Poofters you lot!

Twat.

[disneyspy]

Right bunch of Poofters you lot!
KAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAA
SMACK
i'll eat a bowl of cheerios for breakfast
close enuf
KAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK
Twat.

not sure
KAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMACK

[JerseyRich]

only 27 minutes!

[biozombie]

Cor! It's bloody well past middle-night on Big Ben.

[TheMojoPin]

Shelayleigh!

[JerseyRich]

In the name of St. George's Cross I decree this new day, The 25th of January:

Speak as though thou are of English blood!

Proceed young members of this fine message board!

God be with you!

[JerseyRich]

Here is our fearless leader, St. George, slaying the beastly Dragon!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Paolo_Uccello_050.jpg/800px-Paolo_Uccello_050.jpg

[biozombie]

Very well then, IsleOfJerseyRich

[JerseyRich]

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/bollocks.jpg

[Coach]

What the fuck am I doing?..I'm Irish! We dislike the Brits!

[JerseyRich]

What the fuck am I doing?..I'm Irish! We dislike the Brits!

May I direct to my "Motto for the day" in my sig pic then?

[Coach]

May I direct to my "Motto for the day" in my sig pic then?A right Buggar Off to you sir!

[IMSlacker]

This would be a lot more fun if Bearded Paul McCartney posted here.

[RoseBlood]

Since I'm really not smart enough or creative enough to post like a 16th century English man I will post a picture like one:

But I confess, I fancy all this English.. Renaissance talk.

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A8630/86306/300_86306.jpg

[Coach]

This would be a lot more fun if Bearded Paul McCartney posted here.

No, No it wouldn't.

[Duke of Hippo]

my word. this thread is splendid

[spoon]

No. And hippos are jewish, not english stupid!

[JerseyRich]

Have a pint of John Smith for breakfast!

The colour of me poo is rather strange this morning, I must say...

[Stankfoot]

brilliant idea for a thread, however I shan't be able to participate as I am on holiday at the moment.....

[sr71blackbird]

Croikey! Wat 'ave we 'ere? Bloomey bleedin' bastahrds, the 'ol lot of 'em, eh?

[JerseyRich]

I don't know about you guys, but I thoroughly enjoyed this experiment.

It was great to teach some crazy English phrases and learn some as well.

I'm still trying to decide who my favourite poster in this thread was...

Ms. Bloody? Disneyspy? Britney?

Hmmm...I think Sir Lleeder of York Wins.

Pick up your box of Count Chocula on the way out. Thanks for playing.

[Morningkill]

Bugger!

[Friday]

Personally, I would have loved to see more of that dashing Duke of Hippo fellow!

[~Katja~]

No. And hippos are jewish, not english stupid!

no, they are African, mate!

[RoseBlood]

no, they are African, mate!

LoloLOLlolLLolllool :laugh:

[grlNIN]

Fuck off home?

[britneypablo]

Bloody great day on this grid!

Cheerio!

[Sinestro]

Viva la France. Viva la Revolution and le resistance!!!