steak vs. cheese

[Marc with a c]

nazi's have your family.

you only can choose one for the rest of your life. whatcha got?

[Gvac]

Anyone who picks cheese and isn't a chick has some serious issues.

[Marc with a c]

can a mod poll this up yo?

[spankyfrank]

Why can't we integrate? I'm sure onions and peppers would also like to come as well.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow, besides the chick without taste for steak and the vegetarian

anyone who chooses cheese should be molested raped and murdered

[foodcourtdruide]

Well, I know I'm going to get shit for this... but...

I really am not the world's biggest steak fan. It's one of my least favorite forms of meat. I definitely prefer chicken and pork. I'm not ANTI steak,but rarely do I want to go to a steak house or ask my wife to cook meat.

On the other hand... cheese is incredible.

[GreatAmericanZero]

cheese. i have cheese everyday, i rarely eat a steak..i dont now how to cook a steak so i have to be in a restaurant in a steak mood whenever i eat it

[underdog]

cheese. i have cheese everyday, i rarely eat a steak..i dont now how to cook a steak so i have to be in a restaurant in a steak mood whenever i eat it

Look out for KHB.

[~Katja~]

cheese, but since I am a chick it obviously doesn't count

[IMSlacker]

Cheese. I can live without steaks, but a life without cheeseburgers would be unbearable.

[GreatAmericanZero]

whatever...pork, veal, ground beef, lamb, chicken, turkey..u can still have a fulfilling meat eating life with just removing steak

but u remove cheese and ur getting rid of Pizza, lasagna, cheesecake, nachos...plus all the previous stated meat that is most likely better with some cheese on it

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this poll isnt clear, is this all cheese for ever vs steaks all the time, or one time steak vs a block of cheese

[IMSlacker]

this poll isnt clear, is this all cheese for ever vs steaks all the time, or one time steak vs a block of cheese

Hmm. Good point. I assumed it meant you had to give up either steak or cheese forever. But, it might mean you have to eat only steak or cheese.

[GreatAmericanZero]

the poll, as i take it, is all cheese is gone but u can have a steak whenever

the other option, you can eat any cheese in the world as well as any meat products except steaks. So no t-bones or porterhouses or cheese steaks or anything else with a steak name to it


IF it was give up one type of cheese for one type of meat, sure, i'll give up provolone cheese to not give up steak. But giving up all cheese for one meat is ridiculous.

[walking joint]

wow..steak is my favorite meal, but the convience of cheese meals makes it hard to give up. so easy to get a slice of pizza when I don't have time to make a meal. due to that reason I would have to choose cheese. I'd probably never go out to dinner again though, b/c i always get steak. now i'm sad.

[hedges]

But, it might mean you have to eat only steak or cheese.

That's how I understood it. I'll take the steak.

[sailor]

who doesn't know how to cook a steak? what's easier to cook than a steak?

(i would have voted steak, but there's no poll. boo.)

[denko]

i'd take steak over my mother, cheese doesn't stand a chance

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok, so if its "the only meal you can ever eat is just steak or just raw cheese forever" you gotta take the steak, just cuz i think it has more nutrition for life than cheese. Plus, cheese alone isn't that good. atleast let me fry it and dip it in marinara!

but if that was the scenario, jeez..how long do the nazi's have my parents? 30 years of only eating steak and they still have my parents will make it seem not worth it

[IMSlacker]

ok, so if its "the only meal you can ever eat is just steak or just raw cheese forever" you gotta take the steak, just cuz i think it has more nutrition for life than cheese. Plus, cheese alone isn't that good. atleast let me fry it and dip it in marinara!

but if that was the scenario, jeez..how long do the nazi's have my parents? 30 years of only eating steak and they still have my parents will make it seem not worth it

Either way, you're going to have some serious digestive problems.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family

[drjoek]

Any man that doesn't vote steak need to have a DNA test for a Y chromosome
"Steak, its what's for dinner"

[Marc with a c]

you have to give up one or the other for the rest of your life. you can still eat other all othe foods.

[drjoek]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family



Lock it up!!

[foodcourtdruide]

I never understood the whole "I'm a man because I like steak!" mentality.

And why wouldn't women like steak?

It's just what you eat for dinner.

[Marc with a c]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family

because you'll probably whine about it and act all tough then ask to have a face to face with the nazi's afterward.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I never understood the whole "I'm a man because I like steak!" mentality.

And why wouldn't women like steak?

It's just what you eat for dinner.

and if you give up steak, you can still eat venison. whats manlier than that? there is other manly foods besides steak out there, no?

its like saying i'm not a man cuz i'm a professional football player but i gave up wrestling. Theres other avenues of man-ness i can go down!

[beachbum]

whatever...pork, veal, ground beef, lamb, chicken, turkey..u can still have a fulfilling meat eating life with just removing steak

but u remove cheese and ur getting rid of Pizza, lasagna, cheesecake, nachos...plus all the previous stated meat that is most likely better with some cheese on it

QFT!Life goes on without steak.Eliminating cheese removes too many food options.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

because you'll probably whine about it and act all tough then ask to have a face to face with the nazi's afterward.



I may

[MC Pee Pants]

Nazis wouldnt give a shit about this.

[TheMojoPin]

QFT!Life goes on without steak.Eliminating cheese removes too many food options.

Yes, after much internal debate I have sided with cheese. As much as I love a good steak, it's just one dish.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Nazis wouldnt give a shit about this.


is your board character ruined bit

[GreatAmericanZero]

is your board character ruined bit

i thought he made it funnier

[spot]

Can I have cheese and celery?

[sailor]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family

so self-hating. have some pride, man.

[OGC]

ok, so if its "the only meal you can ever eat is just steak or just raw cheese forever" you gotta take the steak, just cuz i think it has more nutrition for life than cheese. Plus, cheese alone isn't that good. atleast let me fry it and dip it in marinara!


If one of the choices is raw cheese, why do you get to cook your steak ? Eat it raw like a real man.


Back to the real question.... If I had to give up one of the choices for life, I'd have to say steak. Just too many good food choices include cheese, just too many other meats than steak.

[MC Pee Pants]

is your board character ruined bit

I dont know if thats a real question, but no. Im going with cheese, theres to many things that contain cheese that I enjoy....hows that?

[JerseyRich]

No choice.

Steak.

[RoseBlood]

can a mod poll this up yo?

You can add a poll.. go to thread tools
oh and i choose a cheesesteak or filet mignon with gorgonzola.

[ToiletCrusher]

Steak muthafuckas!!

[Ruined Bit]

Sounds like some of you miss me!!!!


THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!


http://moralauthority.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/grilled_steak.jpg

YUMMY

http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp012/bcp012027.jpg

SEE, ONLY QUEERS AND FAT YODELING VIKING CHICKS LIKE CHEESE!!



Well, I gotta get going. I'm sure I'll pop up somewhere.

Bye everybody!

[lleeder]

can a mod poll this up yo?

Just click thread tools add a poll.

[GreatAmericanZero]

damn, i wish they had the youtube clip of the advertisement for "Ma-Cheese-mo" from the Alex Winters classic film "Freaked". It would clear up all the problems in this thread

[joethebartender]

I want to say I'll take the steak but that would ruin pizza forever. I can't decide. Fucking nazis!:wallbash:

[underdog]

can a mod poll this up yo?

Just click thread tools add a poll.

[lleeder]

No piece of well cooked meat can lose to a cheese.

[razorboy]

I don't eat steak everyday, but I don't eat cheese at all, so I choose steak.

[GreatAmericanZero]

No piece of well cooked meat can lose to a cheese.

but its not well cooked meat, its just steak. keep the cheese and enjoy a nice brisket for yourself. or pork shoulder, its all up for grabs

[sailor]

Just click thread tools add a poll.

like you have any clue.

and some folk are acting like there's only one cut of steak with their answers.

[Friday]

only one cut would get me to say Steak... and that cut is Filet Mignon.

other than that... I am all cheese.

[lleeder]

like you have any clue.

and some folk are acting like there's only one cut of steak with their answers.

I know how to add polls like a motherfucker and I know there are different cuts of steak. I figured steak meant all steaks and cheese meant all cheese. Now if its a specific steak like a shitty flat iron steak vs some shitty velveeta cheese that would make the choice different

[sailor]

only one cut would get me to say Steak... and that cut is Filet Mignon.

other than that... I am all cheese.

you're choosing steak, right?

[boosterp]

Steak does not encompass all beef because you still have cuts like flank (fajitas), shoulder (roast), ribs, etc. so I would choose cheese.

Only those that lack the knowledge of the cuts and where they come from on a cow would choose steak over cheese.

[ecobag2]

you have to give up one or the other for the rest of your life. you can still eat other all othe foods.

Ok, then GAZ has a point.

[TheMojoPin]

I suppose a slightly more conflicting question would be "would you choose to never eat cheese again or any meat made from a cow"...but then I started thinking about how cheese comes from milk and milk comes from a cow...why are we picking and choosing between what this delicious animal has to offer?!

[KatPw]

No cheese would mean no cheesecake. I can't bear an existence without cheesecake.

[lleeder]

No cheese would mean no cheesecake. I can't bear an existence without cheesecake.

Yeah but no steak would mean no steak and kidney pie.

[sailor]

I suppose a slightly more conflicting question would be "would you choose to never eat cheese again or any meat made from a cow"...but then I started thinking about how cheese comes from milk and milk comes from a cow...why are we picking and choosing between what this delicious animal has to offer?!

'cause the torah tells us not to boil a kid in its mother's milk and we're taking it to its logical extreme.

[Liverspot]

I love cheese, but if it comes down to subsistance, than I have to go with steak.

[GreatAmericanZero]

if a girl chooses steak, does that mean she can't suck uncircumcised dicks anymore?

[TheMojoPin]

'cause the torah tells us not to boil a kid in its mother's milk

Crazy talk.

[outlawfrank]

Im a vegetarian and I still choose steak. I need the illusion of having the option to be able to eat steak at my next meal if I really wanted it. Without steak what's the point, there would be no reason to make any decisions in life.

[Coach_Mac]

It seems like this is coming down to steak or pizza. The obvious answer to which is better is steak but which could you live without? I'll keep the pizza.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Nazi's have MY family. That is hard to say.

I don't like anyone in my family (the ones I did like are dead). Both steak and cheese are riddled with fat and will lead to my early demise.

What the hell-- steak.

[Heather 8]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family

You really are the worst Jew ever.

And I choose cheese. I'm one of those people who will almost always order chicken at a steakhouse.

[A.J.]

Cheese. If I couldn't have my pizza in New Haven, I'd go on a shooting spree.

Besides, I could live off of veal, pork , lamb and chicken just fine.

[Gvac]

Cheese. If I couldn't have my pizza in New Haven, I'd go on a shooting spree.

Besides, I could live off of veal, pork , lamb and chicken just fine.

I don't know you anymore.

When did you become a vegan?

[DiabloSammich]

how bout I just eat a cheesesteak and Nazis take away my family




If Hitler came back to life, annouced that he was really Jewish the whole time, and started posting here, he would still be the second worst Jew on the board.



That being said, I'm going with steak. My long term health would probably be benefitted by much less cheese in my life.

[drusilla]

steak. what a stupid contest.

[drusilla]

Only those that lack the knowledge of the cuts and where they come from on a cow would choose steak over cheese.

bullshit. fuck cheese.

[midwestjeff]

It's just what you eat for dinner.

Brainwashed much?

http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/beef_1.jpg

[denko]

call me crazy, but does that meat look like a penis the way its layed out?

[Gvac]

steak. what a stupid contest.

bullshit. fuck cheese.

You are now officially the coolest chick in ronfez.net history.

[underdog]

call me crazy, but does that meat look like a penis the way its layed out?

Yup.

[sailor]

i had a salad tonight with grilled chicken and blue cheese. i love blue cheese, but there was just too much. it was overpowering and i had to remove some. i've NEVER had to remove steak because there was too much. cheese is an accompaniment, steak is the lead.

[Reephdweller]

This is a tough decision, but I'm going to have go with steak even though I so loves me some cheese

[A.J.]

I don't know you anymore.

When did you become a vegan?

Veal, pork, lamb and chicken are vegetables?

[underdog]

Veal, pork, lamb and chicken are vegetables?

Gvac is a vegetable.